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Santrilla · 01-28-2003, 02:59 PM

How about if I asked the cat's consent first and, by some miracle, it allowed me to cut off its toes?

Did you know it's actually called the RSPCA (Royal Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Animals)?

Rytorth · 01-30-2003, 05:33 PM

Do you think the cat would let you? And would you believe me if I said that I thought it was the National Society for the Prevention of Cruelty against Animals?

Santrilla · 01-30-2003, 05:35 PM

Maybe it's different over in the US?

Oh, and you know how toast always lands buttered side up? If you strapped some toast to a cat's belly, what would happen?

Rytorth · 01-30-2003, 05:41 PM

And maybe I just had it wrong?

Valarauko · 02-06-2003, 02:44 PM

Will you get the cats consent before you strap the toast to the cat's belly?

Santrilla · 02-06-2003, 03:59 PM

Well, there wouldn't be much point in asking consent AFTER i'd strapped on the toast, would there?

Rytorth · 02-06-2003, 05:08 PM

If toast always lands butter-side up and cats always land feet-first, wouldn't strapping toast to a cat, butter-side down, mess up the logic of the world?

Ruobhe · 02-07-2003, 01:49 PM

if the logic of the world could be broken by the cat falling feet-first or toast falling butter-side up. what would happen if they fall sideways?

Rytorth · 02-07-2003, 05:08 PM

Maybe the logic of the world would just shatter?

Santrilla · 02-08-2003, 08:30 AM

Maybe the cat/toast contraption would just hover in mid-air, as the opposing forces push in opposite directions?

Or, maybe the cat would eat the toast, land on its feet and all would be normal?

Rytorth · 02-08-2003, 03:42 PM

Could the cat reach toast that's strapped to it's belly? Would it want toast that's been strapped to it's belly?

Santrilla · 02-09-2003, 07:26 AM

Surely if cats can lick themselves... downstairs, they can reach a piece of toast?

Does anyone know HOW MUCH Ammonia stings when you put it on an insect bite?

Rytorth · 02-09-2003, 05:15 PM

No - how much does it sting?

Ruobhe · 02-09-2003, 05:38 PM

Why do mosquitoes sting in the worst places possible, like the middle membrane in your fingers, os the base of you feet?

Rytorth · 02-10-2003, 09:28 PM

Maybe because they are evil and should be wiped out - but can't be, since it'd mess up the ecosystem?

Santrilla · 02-12-2003, 12:57 PM

Can't we use selective breeding to create a race of mosquitoes that feed off plant proteins rather than blood, thus removing the bloodsucking horror while protecting the ecosystem?

Ruobhe · 02-12-2003, 02:01 PM

would greenpeace accept the breeding and creation of a new species?

Enzo · 02-12-2003, 06:36 PM

What kinda species?

Rytorth · 02-12-2003, 08:27 PM

The kind of species that doesn't suck out our blood, maybe?

Enzo · 02-12-2003, 09:52 PM

What if I liked those kind? Aren't blood-sucking ones cool?

Rytorth · 02-13-2003, 05:50 PM

Are you talking about the same blood-sucking ones that bite in evil places like the membrane between your fingers and the base of your feet or on your scalp? Or is this some other blood-sucking species?

(Just a note - but this isn't /meant/ to be flame-y. If it turns out that way, I'm sorry.)

Santrilla · 02-15-2003, 10:59 AM

How could anyone percieve that as flame-y?

01-28-2003, 02:59 PM	#121
Santrilla Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: Brighton, England Posts: 387	How about if I asked the cat's consent first and, by some miracle, it allowed me to cut off its toes? Did you know it's actually called the RSPCA (Royal Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Animals)?

01-30-2003, 05:33 PM	#122
Rytorth Senior Member Join Date: May 2002 Posts: 364	Do you think the cat would let you? And would you believe me if I said that I thought it was the National Society for the Prevention of Cruelty against Animals?

01-30-2003, 05:35 PM	#123
Santrilla Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: Brighton, England Posts: 387	Maybe it's different over in the US? Oh, and you know how toast always lands buttered side up? If you strapped some toast to a cat's belly, what would happen?

01-30-2003, 05:41 PM	#124
Rytorth Senior Member Join Date: May 2002 Posts: 364	And maybe I just had it wrong?

02-06-2003, 02:44 PM	#125
Valarauko New Member Join Date: Jan 2003 Posts: 24	Will you get the cats consent before you strap the toast to the cat's belly?

02-06-2003, 03:59 PM	#126
Santrilla Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: Brighton, England Posts: 387	Well, there wouldn't be much point in asking consent AFTER i'd strapped on the toast, would there?

02-06-2003, 05:08 PM	#127
Rytorth Senior Member Join Date: May 2002 Posts: 364	If toast always lands butter-side up and cats always land feet-first, wouldn't strapping toast to a cat, butter-side down, mess up the logic of the world?

02-07-2003, 01:49 PM	#128
Ruobhe Member Join Date: May 2002 Posts: 68	if the logic of the world could be broken by the cat falling feet-first or toast falling butter-side up. what would happen if they fall sideways?

02-07-2003, 05:08 PM	#129
Rytorth Senior Member Join Date: May 2002 Posts: 364	Maybe the logic of the world would just shatter?

02-08-2003, 08:30 AM	#130
Santrilla Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: Brighton, England Posts: 387	Maybe the cat/toast contraption would just hover in mid-air, as the opposing forces push in opposite directions? Or, maybe the cat would eat the toast, land on its feet and all would be normal?

02-08-2003, 03:42 PM	#131
Rytorth Senior Member Join Date: May 2002 Posts: 364	Could the cat reach toast that's strapped to it's belly? Would it want toast that's been strapped to it's belly?

02-09-2003, 07:26 AM	#132
Santrilla Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: Brighton, England Posts: 387	Surely if cats can lick themselves... downstairs, they can reach a piece of toast? Does anyone know HOW MUCH Ammonia stings when you put it on an insect bite?

02-09-2003, 05:15 PM	#133
Rytorth Senior Member Join Date: May 2002 Posts: 364	No - how much does it sting?

02-09-2003, 05:38 PM	#134
Ruobhe Member Join Date: May 2002 Posts: 68	Why do mosquitoes sting in the worst places possible, like the middle membrane in your fingers, os the base of you feet?

02-10-2003, 09:28 PM	#135
Rytorth Senior Member Join Date: May 2002 Posts: 364	Maybe because they are evil and should be wiped out - but can't be, since it'd mess up the ecosystem?

02-12-2003, 12:57 PM	#136
Santrilla Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: Brighton, England Posts: 387	Can't we use selective breeding to create a race of mosquitoes that feed off plant proteins rather than blood, thus removing the bloodsucking horror while protecting the ecosystem?

02-12-2003, 02:01 PM	#137
Ruobhe Member Join Date: May 2002 Posts: 68	would greenpeace accept the breeding and creation of a new species?

02-12-2003, 06:36 PM	#138
Enzo Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Seattle, Washington Posts: 342	What kinda species?

02-12-2003, 08:27 PM	#139
Rytorth Senior Member Join Date: May 2002 Posts: 364	The kind of species that doesn't suck out our blood, maybe?

02-12-2003, 09:52 PM	#140
Enzo Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Seattle, Washington Posts: 342	What if I liked those kind? Aren't blood-sucking ones cool?

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02-13-2003, 05:50 PM	#141
Rytorth Senior Member Join Date: May 2002 Posts: 364	Are you talking about the same blood-sucking ones that bite in evil places like the membrane between your fingers and the base of your feet or on your scalp? Or is this some other blood-sucking species? (Just a note - but this isn't /meant/ to be flame-y. If it turns out that way, I'm sorry.)

02-15-2003, 10:59 AM	#142
Santrilla Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: Brighton, England Posts: 387	How could anyone percieve that as flame-y?