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This is a discussion on "Design a magical item" in the Top Mud Sites Forum Games forum : Statue of Gods Purchased at a tacky tourist shop, the statue of gods has the power to look incredibly corny no matter where you put it. It's original home was the aquarium of the devil, where fish were forced to view the bright neon colors and incredible unsuitability for the otherwise perfect aquarium. It now resides in the theme restaurant down the street next to the moose head. Next Artifact: The Rat of Ribaldry... |
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12-28-2004, 01:40 AM
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Statue of Gods
Purchased at a tacky tourist shop, the statue of gods has the power to look incredibly corny no matter where you put it. It's original home was the aquarium of the devil, where fish were forced to view the bright neon colors and incredible unsuitability for the otherwise perfect aquarium. It now resides in the theme restaurant down the street next to the moose head. Next Artifact: The Rat of Ribaldry |
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12-28-2004, 11:30 PM
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The Rat of Ribaldry
A wooden carving of a rat, this tchotchke has been cursed to cause any who carry it to tell an endless stream of ribald jokes. The curse was originally placed by a mage, to discredit a rival who was fond of rats. Next Up: Everlasting Trail-Mix |
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01-17-2005, 10:04 PM
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*brushes the dust off quickly*
Anyone out there? |
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01-21-2005, 09:24 PM
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You didn't post a new artifact name.
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01-22-2005, 05:57 PM
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Gaaah....
Thought something was missing. Thanks. |
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02-10-2005, 09:35 PM
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Okay, I've got an artifact.
Polearm of... Nevermind. Oh wait!.. No... |
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02-10-2005, 09:36 PM
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Just disregard that last post.
The Gay Blackjack That's the artifact. The Gay Blackjack. |
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02-10-2005, 09:40 PM
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Gay as in happy. As in a blackjack so gay that it engulfs its surroundings in a rainbow of colors. A myriad of hues that dance across surfaces like pixie dust. Now that's gay right there. Happy gay.
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02-11-2005, 10:14 PM
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The Gay Blackjack
The gayest blackjack in the world, it happily clobbers its victims with a gusto unrivaled by the greatest of jolly Santa-impersonator-thieves. Made of sunshine and soda-pop which has been passed through a powerful specialized stasis field, it emits horribly gay music when used by particularly gay muggers. It may cast 'prismatic spray' of its own free will, and does so when extremely happy; Unfortunately, its difficult to tell what will make the blackjack happy at any given moment, and it is liable to go off any time. Next item: The Ivory Sphere |
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06-10-2005, 01:41 PM
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Wow, thats one gay blackjack...
 anyways...The Ivory Sphere In Legend, this sphere is made of very smooth ivory, from the tusks of The Beast of Devouring. There are strange markings on its surface from an old language long forgotten. The markings are quite large and noticeable, almost begging for your attention. This sphere was found by an unlucky adventurer. Down on his luck, and needing money he reached out to grasp the sphere, and imagine his surprise when his bones had ripped out of his body and in a second, became one with the sphere. coming this century, next item: The Hat of Inebriation |
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