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One of my characters, who is a fairly sweet and innocent female of a fairy-type race, was in a silly mood. I decided to have her sit on a certain type of egg in her inventory. So I typed in "sit on," followed by the first four letters of this specific item. And only those first four letters came up when I executed the command. It was a cockatrice egg. You get the idea. ... - T. edited for the love of grammar...



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Old 04-18-2002, 06:33 PM   #1
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One of my characters, who is a fairly sweet and innocent female of a fairy-type race, was in a silly mood. I decided to have her sit on a certain type of egg in her inventory.

So I typed in "sit on," followed by the first four letters of this specific item. And only those first four letters came up when I executed the command.

It was a cockatrice egg.

You get the idea. ...

- T.

edited for the love of grammar
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Old 04-18-2002, 08:05 PM   #2
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My post embarrassing moment... I play in a sci-fi setting mind you.

There was a costume party between me and a few friends the day before inside a starship. The day after I logged in and started walking around the concordance space station headed for a cafe. Then someone commented on my costume as I passed by customs.

I was dressed all in black, a stuffed cat on my shoulder, a broom on my back, and a big black hat on top.

Witch In Space!!!!! (Say it with an echo please)
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Old 04-19-2002, 01:42 AM   #3
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I was RP'ing with a player who's like a companion of mine, when I said "Hold on, I'll be back in a sex." I meant to say sec, but the person I was RP'ing knew it was a typo, but continued to RP off it by calling me stuff, calling me a prevert and stuff like that. I was embrassed at the time, but now, it's just funny.

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Old 04-19-2002, 04:24 AM   #4
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Hold on, I'll be back in a sex.
 Happened to me as well, 5 seconds after I and my hunting partner had seen a woman (accidently) slashing herself with a whip.
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Old 04-19-2002, 04:09 PM   #5
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I was playing a very prim and proper character who would blush at the mildest profanity/vulgarity. In the game I was playing there was a command "assess teaching" to see what classes were being taught in the room. She walked into a room with close to 20 people in it and said "ass tea" rather than assessing. For weeks after that she was constantly being asked if she had any of her special tea.
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Old 04-21-2002, 04:20 AM   #6
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My worst? I made a character named Niku (no I did not know at the time that the word means Meat in some Asian language), but anyway....I was RPing with something in her inventory which happened to be her staff. I was in combat and was about to use it to knock someone down...instead here is what comes out....

Niku smiles maliciously as she rubs her shaft up and down, before swinging it at your shins!

Help me! I was attacking a male....I am female. That is dirty and wrong. The male of course laughs instead of being frightened of my staff. Damn not having sleep! Shaft/staff. Come on they are close words.

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Old 04-28-2002, 03:35 PM   #7
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Funny how all the embarrassing moments are sex related...

The incident below is an old story, I just witnessed it, but when it happened I almost fell off my chair laughing, mainly because I disliked the people involved immensely. Yeah, yeah, I know, petty and nasty, but that's human nature...

It was in the first Mud I played, which was supposed to be a 'Family environment', so you would get muted even for uttering the four letter word for urine on open channels. However, the female Head Imp didn't exactly follow her own rules. She was in the habit of having mud sex in her quarters, and also had the rather bad habit of promoting her latest virtual lover to immortal, regardless of his other qualifications - (which usually were nonexistant).

So there she was, in bed with her latest pet. And the young man, being somewhat overawed with the occasion and also a Newbie, both to mudding in general and imming in particular, got his channels mixed up. So instead of emoting his 'Grande Finale' he accidentally broadcasted over the global echo channel. And believe me, he was both eloquent and very outspoken about it.
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Old 04-28-2002, 05:03 PM   #8
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Originally Posted by (Molly O'Hara @ April 28 2002,9:35 pm)
Funny how all the embarrassing moments are sex related...

The incident below is an old story, I just witnessed it, but when it happened I almost fell off my chair laughing, mainly because I disliked the people involved immensely. Yeah, yeah, I know, petty and nasty, but that's human nature...

It was in the first Mud I played, which was supposed to be a 'Family environment', so you would get muted even for uttering the four letter word for urine on open channels. However, the female Head Imp didn't exactly follow her own rules. She was in the habit of having mud sex in her quarters, and also had the rather bad habit of promoting her latest virtual lover to immortal, regardless of his other qualifications - (which usually were nonexistant).

So there she was, in bed with her latest pet. And the young man, being somewhat overawed with the occasion and also a Newbie, both to mudding in general and imming in particular, got his channels mixed up. So instead of emoting his 'Grande Finale' he accidentally broadcasted over the global echo channel. And believe me, he was both eloquent and very outspoken about it.
And I thought we men were the only ones sick and desperate enough to actually accept/use sexual favours in return for services/money/loyalty. What is this world coming to!? :'(
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Old 05-15-2002, 03:16 PM   #9
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This just happened to me moments ago....

My male elf character was with his young female apprentice trying to mine coal.  After several minutes of obvious problems she says, "do you mine often"?

I responded, "No, I normally just bed a dwarf to do it for me".

Obviously I meant to say, 'beg' not 'bed'.  

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