MUD Humor

Shao_Long · 04-23-2002, 04:55 AM

For the honor of the great Intarne,
Slay the Isp Beast !!!

Xanferious · 04-23-2002, 07:07 AM

if the gods wont help me, with the hell with them.

i think i got that right from connan

funkalicious · 04-23-2002, 11:40 AM

"SPOOON!" -The Tick

A gnome child smiles at you.
A gnome child mauls you!
You wish that your wounds would stop BLEEDING so much!

Smiling is just about the scariest battle cry I've ever seen.

"All your base are belong to us! Ha-Ha-Ha"
("Somebody set us up the bomb!")

[edited - another quote]

Shao_Long · 04-23-2002, 02:40 PM

You smile at a black monk
black monk smiles at you

You thwap black monk for being a moron
black monk thwaps you for being a moron

You throw an alligator at a black monk
Black monk's hit ***DEVASTES*** you !!!
You wish your wounds stop BLEEDING that much !!!
You flee head over heels !!!

-he DEFINITELY doesnt likes alligators

-

Xanferious · 04-23-2002, 08:11 PM

"Suicide is the answer"

Wildman · 04-25-2002, 12:09 PM

"hok a' hey!" or translation: "It's a good day to die!" - Crazy Horse

That's always been one of my personal favorites, because fighting a man who
isn't afraid to die is fighting a man to the death (unfortunately, most likely your death).

Xanferious · 04-25-2002, 03:03 PM

RELEASE THE CRACKEN!

Shao_Long · 04-25-2002, 04:44 PM

Chicken ! Go ahead !!!!

(hmm..maybe its time to delete this thread ?

)

or I should just stop flaming ?

Molly · 04-25-2002, 04:56 PM

"Kill all women and rape all men!!!"
(It's from a Viking sketch in an old Dave Allen show.
Viking number two says, "Don't you mean the other way around?"
Whereupon number one retorts: "Mate, you do it your way, and I'll do it my way.")

Sevoric · 04-25-2002, 06:12 PM

You pet a cute bunny.
A cute bunny *SMITES* you!
You are DEAD!!!

Orion, your mud has very evil bunnies

Xanferious · 04-25-2002, 11:27 PM

i have my massive rod and ill use it...

Keljorian · 04-26-2002, 05:25 PM

The best one I have seen on a mud yet is:

"I defend this castle in the name of the buble duck! Quack! Pop! Quack!"

Xanferious · 04-26-2002, 07:31 PM

"I am a Priest of Torm, and i will teach you how to fight temptation of evil clerics. but before you fight it you must learn it, come here child and behold my rod of damnation."

dont think i spelled it right.

The Vorpal Tribble · 04-28-2002, 11:26 AM

My usual battle cry is as follows:

ROWWWRRRROOWWWWRRRRPPHHHSSSSSSSSSSTTTSTST.

Literally...

Xanferious · 04-28-2002, 09:30 PM

AHHHHH! WHERE ARE THE PANTIES!

TheDemonMaster · 05-01-2002, 11:46 AM

Please hold for HAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

Rytorth · 01-06-2003, 06:12 PM

"It's a good day for someone else to die. Hopefully that someone else is you."

Said this to a goblin mob...wound up getting killed after five more of them swarmed in.

CSmith_Fan · 01-06-2003, 10:21 PM

Well, guess this qualifies..back in my dice chucking days, i was playing the Mechwarrior RPG and everyone was over. The Lance had a pet squirrel that sadly, was in the line of fire when the SRMs slammed into the Command Tent. The squirrel, Mr. Nibbles died and for a month or so, the players who were mech-jocks (I was smart, I as the tech..heh heh) used the battlecry of "Remember Mr Nibbles!" and had banners of a squirrel on their mechs.

Neeedless to say, my tech decided to take up drinking for a while.

Santrilla · 01-07-2003, 05:43 AM

"Here, pixie pixie pixie..."

One of mine, when attacking the Pixie Forest.

Adelai · 01-07-2003, 09:44 AM

A bit late... my favorite, used by my mentor in one Mud...

"DeathBunnies CHARGE!!!"

Xerihae · 01-17-2003, 11:02 AM

A motto taken from Discworld MUD (guild of warriors):
If It Moves, Kill It. If It Doesn't Move, Wait For It To Move. Then Kill It.

Best warcries I ever saw:

Barbarian yells 'ARRRRGHHHHHHH WEEBLE WEEBLE bling timmie zip!'

Someone yells 'BOOOOOOOOOOOOOYAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!'

Gimp yells 'For the honor of Greyskull!' (obvious He-man fan)

(The next barbarian used to cry this before running into any battle hacking crazily)
Barbarian yells 'Me stomp you good!'

Goodie yells 'DIE YOU EVIL SADISTIC MOTHER OF NUMEROUS DEVILISH DESIGNS (and kids who talk in the cinema)!'

Bob yells 'If you can hear this, I'm going to kill you!'

All the wacries I ever used were all RP ones because I never really went OOC even if it was allowed, so no point in posting them cause they're not funny.

04-23-2002, 04:55 AM	#31
Shao_Long Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: belfast, UK Posts: 505	For the honor of the great Intarne, Slay the Isp Beast !!!

04-23-2002, 07:07 AM	#32
Xanferious Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: The Void Posts: 490	if the gods wont help me, with the hell with them. i think i got that right from connan

04-23-2002, 11:40 AM	#33
funkalicious Member Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: US of A Posts: 38	"SPOOON!" -The Tick A gnome child smiles at you. A gnome child mauls you! You wish that your wounds would stop BLEEDING so much! Smiling is just about the scariest battle cry I've ever seen. "All your base are belong to us! Ha-Ha-Ha" ("Somebody set us up the bomb!") [edited - another quote]

04-23-2002, 02:40 PM	#34
Shao_Long Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: belfast, UK Posts: 505	You smile at a black monk black monk smiles at you You thwap black monk for being a moron black monk thwaps you for being a moron You throw an alligator at a black monk Black monk's hit *DEVASTES* you !!! You wish your wounds stop BLEEDING that much !!! You flee head over heels !!! -he DEFINITELY doesnt likes alligators -

04-23-2002, 08:11 PM	#35
Xanferious Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: The Void Posts: 490	"Suicide is the answer"

04-25-2002, 12:09 PM	#36
Wildman New Member Join Date: Apr 2002 Posts: 8	"hok a' hey!" or translation: "It's a good day to die!" - Crazy Horse That's always been one of my personal favorites, because fighting a man who isn't afraid to die is fighting a man to the death (unfortunately, most likely your death).

04-25-2002, 03:03 PM	#37
Xanferious Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: The Void Posts: 490	RELEASE THE CRACKEN!

04-25-2002, 04:44 PM	#38
Shao_Long Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: belfast, UK Posts: 505	Chicken ! Go ahead !!!! (hmm..maybe its time to delete this thread ? ) or I should just stop flaming ?

04-25-2002, 04:56 PM	#39
Molly Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Sweden Home MUD: 4 Dimensions Posts: 481	"Kill all women and rape all men!!!" (It's from a Viking sketch in an old Dave Allen show. Viking number two says, "Don't you mean the other way around?" Whereupon number one retorts: "Mate, you do it your way, and I'll do it my way.")

04-25-2002, 06:12 PM	#40
Sevoric Member Join Date: Apr 2002 Posts: 41	You pet a cute bunny. A cute bunny SMITES you! You are DEAD!!! Orion, your mud has very evil bunnies

04-25-2002, 11:27 PM	#41
Xanferious Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: The Void Posts: 490	i have my massive rod and ill use it...

04-26-2002, 05:25 PM	#42
Keljorian Member Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Aberdeen MD Posts: 56	The best one I have seen on a mud yet is: "I defend this castle in the name of the buble duck! Quack! Pop! Quack!"

04-26-2002, 07:31 PM	#43
Xanferious Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: The Void Posts: 490	"I am a Priest of Torm, and i will teach you how to fight temptation of evil clerics. but before you fight it you must learn it, come here child and behold my rod of damnation." dont think i spelled it right.

04-28-2002, 11:26 AM	#44
The Vorpal Tribble Member Join Date: Apr 2002 Posts: 203	My usual battle cry is as follows: ROWWWRRRROOWWWWRRRRPPHHHSSSSSSSSSSTTTSTST. Literally...

04-28-2002, 09:30 PM	#45
Xanferious Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: The Void Posts: 490	AHHHHH! WHERE ARE THE PANTIES!

05-01-2002, 11:46 AM	#46
TheDemonMaster Member Join Date: May 2002 Location: Maryland Posts: 54	Please hold for HAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

01-06-2003, 06:12 PM	#47
Rytorth Senior Member Join Date: May 2002 Posts: 364	"It's a good day for someone else to die. Hopefully that someone else is you." Said this to a goblin mob...wound up getting killed after five more of them swarmed in.

01-06-2003, 10:21 PM	#48
CSmith_Fan Member Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Michigan Posts: 90	Well, guess this qualifies..back in my dice chucking days, i was playing the Mechwarrior RPG and everyone was over. The Lance had a pet squirrel that sadly, was in the line of fire when the SRMs slammed into the Command Tent. The squirrel, Mr. Nibbles died and for a month or so, the players who were mech-jocks (I was smart, I as the tech..heh heh) used the battlecry of "Remember Mr Nibbles!" and had banners of a squirrel on their mechs. Neeedless to say, my tech decided to take up drinking for a while.

01-07-2003, 05:43 AM	#49
Santrilla Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: Brighton, England Posts: 387	"Here, pixie pixie pixie..." One of mine, when attacking the Pixie Forest.

01-07-2003, 09:44 AM	#50
Adelai New Member Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: New York (state, not city) Posts: 17	A bit late... my favorite, used by my mentor in one Mud... "DeathBunnies CHARGE!!!"

MUD Humor

Battle cries!

01-17-2003, 11:02 AM	#51
Xerihae Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2002 Name: Chris Location: Wolverhampton, UK Posts: 352	A motto taken from Discworld MUD (guild of warriors): If It Moves, Kill It. If It Doesn't Move, Wait For It To Move. Then Kill It. Best warcries I ever saw: Barbarian yells 'ARRRRGHHHHHHH WEEBLE WEEBLE bling timmie zip!' Someone yells 'BOOOOOOOOOOOOOYAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!' Gimp yells 'For the honor of Greyskull!' (obvious He-man fan) (The next barbarian used to cry this before running into any battle hacking crazily) Barbarian yells 'Me stomp you good!' Goodie yells 'DIE YOU EVIL SADISTIC MOTHER OF NUMEROUS DEVILISH DESIGNS (and kids who talk in the cinema)!' Bob yells 'If you can hear this, I'm going to kill you!' All the wacries I ever used were all RP ones because I never really went OOC even if it was allowed, so no point in posting them cause they're not funny.