MUD Humor

SyNo · 04-18-2002, 03:29 PM

Whats the funniest battlecry you've ever heard?
Post here

Wenlin · 04-18-2002, 03:39 PM

Not mud related: "All the way live!"

Its from SWAT3...maybe its supposed to mean something, but...

Zhamel · 04-18-2002, 05:03 PM

"We'll blast them with lightning bolts from our arse!"

Aliyah and Co · 04-18-2002, 06:06 PM

The weirdest warcry I've ever seen in game was done by this human runemage who would shout this everytime she went into battle:

Shay'ra shouts: "a blood curdling warcry of death!"

No, I am not joking...this is what she did.

Xanferious · 04-18-2002, 06:26 PM

"chaaaarge........ uh? no....Reeeeetreat"

Orion Elder · 04-18-2002, 06:28 PM

"FOR PUMPKINWEASELS EVERYWHERE!" (My own.)

and
"MAY YOU DIE AND THOUSAND TIMES FOR EACH DEATH!" (Which is really strange, because it's paradoxical.)

caine · 04-18-2002, 08:20 PM

heard by an ogre attacking a goblin stong hold

FOOOOOD!

Mason · 04-18-2002, 10:22 PM

"CAPTAIN CAAAAAAAAAAAVEMAN!!!!!!!!"

a Hithual · 04-19-2002, 12:20 AM

For the life of me I can't remember it exactly.. but it went something like...
"Roses are red, violets are blue.. bah! I'm a fighter not a poet."

(I know for sure the last part is right)

Enzo · 04-19-2002, 01:45 AM

"I will slay you with my magical, stunning, fearsome..." The character them pulled out an item called "A pink fuzzy bunny." I thought it was a joke, but after he kicked my as*. I found out it was the best sword in the game, named as that.

-Enzo

SyNo · 04-19-2002, 02:17 AM

The funniest one i ever heard wasnt from a mud, but I cant remember exactly where I heard it

"they can rape our horses, and ride off on our women! but they will never take, OUR FREEDOM!!!"

Eagleon · 04-19-2002, 02:43 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by

IN A SHORT MOMENT YOU WILL EXIST IN MY PORTABLE HOLE AS A CORPSE!!!!

That would be from one of my mages on another mud, who had, you guessed it, a portable hole in which he collected the corpses of his fallen enemies. Bit lengthy, but that's why it's wierd.

Dionae · 04-19-2002, 03:52 AM

Domtar yells 'DIE UGLY TULIP'

Azule yells 'ggggggglllllllllllaaaaayyyybbbeeeeennn!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!'

Tsawataineuk yells 'AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYIIIIEEEEEEEEE!!!!!'
Kenthar yells 'and a hearty aaayyyiiiieeee!!!! to you too, Tsawataineuk!!!'

Rjakegel yells 'Die teammates, im attacking you all on purpose!'

Ruyven yells 'EEEEEEEEEEEEEVVVVVVVVVVVVIIILLLLLLLLLL!'

Theo gossips 'SPOON!!!!!'

cainers · 04-19-2002, 03:05 PM

We have personalized kill messages on ABH, my favorite so far is. (Like instead of seeing, you club bob to death. A player may set up a message of their choosing.)

Kronius pulls out a watch and tosses it on the corpse, 'Guess it was just his time to go...'

Maggie · 04-19-2002, 04:17 PM

My favorite was simply "Duck!", nobody ever did fast enough.

Shao_Long · 04-20-2002, 06:23 AM

what about such :

Shaolong says : 'ops..you're gonna die

!'
Shaolong smiles at a shark.
Shark smiles at Shaolong.
Shaolong's backstab ***SMITES*** shark !
Shark is dead !!!

Xanferious · 04-20-2002, 06:59 AM

commander: Charge!
private: Are you stupid Sir?
commander: No! your supposed to charge the hill.
private: Im sorry Sir, I cannot follow that order because it conflicts with my self intrests.
commander: uh.....

Shao_Long · 04-20-2002, 09:45 AM

King : I need the head of the Damion tomorrow !
Noble : ooc i thought it was supposed to be Damiok

King : I have learned,that they have allied together,and I want him now even more then that traitor Damiok !

the fate of people depends on simple typo

*note,that thing REALLY have happened*

Seth · 04-20-2002, 10:22 AM

Ingham says "GO FOR THE EYES SEALOM! GO FOR THE EYES!!! RAAAAASK!"
Sealom says "Ingy, you need to quit playing Baldur's Gate"

*sniff*

Shao_Long · 04-20-2002, 11:55 AM

heh..BG sure was fun..

Yoshimo yells : You point - I'll punch !
Nicolette says : I never liked Minsc,actually..
Yoshimo says : well..what about I shall become death,Destroyer of worlds !!! ?
Nicolette sniffs sadly...

Orion Elder · 04-20-2002, 12:34 PM

I have not a damn CLUE where I got this, other than one of my friends (IRL) liked to say it a lot (and since I've not heard it in a while, I may have messed it up a little):

Quote:

Originally Posted by

RAPE THE FIELDS! BURN THE WOMEN!

dragonfangs · 04-20-2002, 03:47 PM

A low level newbie mage yell this.
Vare yells "not in the face, not in the face!"

funny but you might of had to be there

aeslyn · 04-21-2002, 04:32 AM

My favourite? I'll have to fix this a bit so it's a little more understandable for those who don't know my game. Let's just say my drake didn't train/level/raise her claws for about 2 years. I was mainly RP and the fact I just didn't have time. Then all of a sudden I got about 10 levels or so with some help powertraining which I rarely do. So....a dark cleric decides to play with my drake she decides to play with him, call him her pet, etc until she finally gets him nearly dead. My drake has never killed anyone purposefly until that time...and she'd been around for about five years as a drake at that post...so here goes. And yes I have to make it a bit more lengthy so you'll understand the joke

Oh and dragons are godless creatures.

Unnamed hithual prays to Taath at his altar for healing.
Unnamed hithual is dying from blood loss.
Unnamed hithual prays again and is still unnanswered.
Aeslyn the drake enters.
Aeslyn the drake yells, "Bad pet, attacking me and running from me!"
Aeslyn the drake knows she shouldn't be in Taath's temple, but glares around anyway.
Unnamed hithaul tries one more time to heal himself at the altar, praying to Taath.
Aeslyn the drake claws the unnamed hithual, sacrificing him at his own altar and then says, "That'll teach you, mortal to put your faith in your *gods.* When you go to meet him tell him who sacrificed you at yer own altar."
Unnamed Hithual departs.
Five random Taathians run in. Aeslyn the drake runs back to the relative safety of TSC.

Poor boy cried to his god forever and an infidel sacrificed him at his own altar. He was a cleric too I think. Oh well. I'm proud of it!

Eliot

Shao_Long · 04-21-2002, 09:06 AM

Shaolong yells 'For the Spam !!!'
Arulf yells 'Spam for the Spam!! hurray !!

SyNo · 04-21-2002, 03:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by (dragonfangs @ April 20 2002,3:47 pm)

A low level newbie mage yell this.
Vare yells "not in the face, not in the face!"

funny but you might of had to be there

rofl, short simple, and absolutely hilarious.

Xanferious · 04-21-2002, 08:50 PM

a low level mage saying "i think i can, i think i can..... #### i cant" and runs away

Shao_Long · 04-22-2002, 07:05 AM

its not much of battle cry but verry funny (at least for me)

Frantak says : can I take this beastie ?
Shaolong says : Nope,at least for ten levels more.

Frantak's slice barely scratches Neptune.
Neptune's blast ****SMITES**** Frantak !!
Frantak is DEAD !!!!

Shaolong sniffs and says 'they never learn...'

Xanferious · 04-22-2002, 07:18 AM

Kill the smurfs!

Shao_Long · 04-22-2002, 10:24 AM

its not much of battle cry again,but its connected to the last post here though

Smash the 'mons !
Let the Tubbies rule the place !!

(hope you know what are these mons and tubbies)

Xanferious · 04-22-2002, 04:03 PM

a dwarf saying aaaye laddy ill show em what my dwarven axe feels like,

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04-18-2002, 03:29 PM	#1
SyNo New Member Join Date: Apr 2002 Posts: 18	Whats the funniest battlecry you've ever heard? Post here

04-18-2002, 03:39 PM	#2
Wenlin Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: TopMudSites Posts: 315	Not mud related: "All the way live!" Its from SWAT3...maybe its supposed to mean something, but...

04-18-2002, 05:03 PM	#3
Zhamel Member Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Texas, USA Home MUD: Ethereal 2 - The Return Posts: 44	"We'll blast them with lightning bolts from our arse!"

04-18-2002, 06:06 PM	#4
Aliyah and Co New Member Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: NYC Posts: 3	The weirdest warcry I've ever seen in game was done by this human runemage who would shout this everytime she went into battle: Shay'ra shouts: "a blood curdling warcry of death!" No, I am not joking...this is what she did.

04-18-2002, 06:26 PM	#5
Xanferious Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: The Void Posts: 490	"chaaaarge........ uh? no....Reeeeetreat"

04-18-2002, 06:28 PM	#6
Orion Elder Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2002 Posts: 346	"FOR PUMPKINWEASELS EVERYWHERE!" (My own.) and "MAY YOU DIE AND THOUSAND TIMES FOR EACH DEATH!" (Which is really strange, because it's paradoxical.)

04-18-2002, 08:20 PM	#7
caine New Member Join Date: Apr 2002 Posts: 1	heard by an ogre attacking a goblin stong hold FOOOOOD!

04-18-2002, 10:22 PM	#8
Mason Member Join Date: Apr 2002 Posts: 158	"CAPTAIN CAAAAAAAAAAAVEMAN!!!!!!!!"

04-19-2002, 12:20 AM	#9
a Hithual New Member Join Date: Apr 2002 Posts: 4	For the life of me I can't remember it exactly.. but it went something like... "Roses are red, violets are blue.. bah! I'm a fighter not a poet." (I know for sure the last part is right)

04-19-2002, 01:45 AM	#10
Enzo Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Seattle, Washington Posts: 342	"I will slay you with my magical, stunning, fearsome..." The character them pulled out an item called "A pink fuzzy bunny." I thought it was a joke, but after he kicked my as*. I found out it was the best sword in the game, named as that. -Enzo

04-19-2002, 02:17 AM	#11
SyNo New Member Join Date: Apr 2002 Posts: 18	The funniest one i ever heard wasnt from a mud, but I cant remember exactly where I heard it "they can rape our horses, and ride off on our women! but they will never take, OUR FREEDOM!!!"

04-19-2002, 03:52 AM	#13
Dionae Member Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Littleton, CO, US Posts: 119	Domtar yells 'DIE UGLY TULIP' Azule yells 'ggggggglllllllllllaaaaayyyybbbeeeeennn!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!' Tsawataineuk yells 'AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYIIIIEEEEEEEEE!!!!!' Kenthar yells 'and a hearty aaayyyiiiieeee!!!! to you too, Tsawataineuk!!!' Rjakegel yells 'Die teammates, im attacking you all on purpose!' Ruyven yells 'EEEEEEEEEEEEEVVVVVVVVVVVVIIILLLLLLLLLL!' Theo gossips 'SPOON!!!!!'

04-19-2002, 03:05 PM	#14
cainers New Member Join Date: Apr 2002 Posts: 12	We have personalized kill messages on ABH, my favorite so far is. (Like instead of seeing, you club bob to death. A player may set up a message of their choosing.) Kronius pulls out a watch and tosses it on the corpse, 'Guess it was just his time to go...'

04-19-2002, 04:17 PM	#15
Maggie Member Join Date: Apr 2002 Posts: 64	My favorite was simply "Duck!", nobody ever did fast enough.

04-20-2002, 06:23 AM	#16
Shao_Long Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: belfast, UK Posts: 505	what about such : Shaolong says : 'ops..you're gonna die !' Shaolong smiles at a shark. Shark smiles at Shaolong. Shaolong's backstab *SMITES* shark ! Shark is dead !!!

04-20-2002, 06:59 AM	#17
Xanferious Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: The Void Posts: 490	commander: Charge! private: Are you stupid Sir? commander: No! your supposed to charge the hill. private: Im sorry Sir, I cannot follow that order because it conflicts with my self intrests. commander: uh.....

04-20-2002, 09:45 AM	#18
Shao_Long Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: belfast, UK Posts: 505	King : I need the head of the Damion tomorrow ! Noble : ooc i thought it was supposed to be Damiok King : I have learned,that they have allied together,and I want him now even more then that traitor Damiok ! the fate of people depends on simple typo note,that thing REALLY have happened

04-20-2002, 10:22 AM	#19
Seth Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Ede, The Netherlands Posts: 271	Ingham says "GO FOR THE EYES SEALOM! GO FOR THE EYES!!! RAAAAASK!" Sealom says "Ingy, you need to quit playing Baldur's Gate" sniff

04-20-2002, 11:55 AM	#20
Shao_Long Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: belfast, UK Posts: 505	heh..BG sure was fun.. Yoshimo yells : You point - I'll punch ! Nicolette says : I never liked Minsc,actually.. Yoshimo says : well..what about I shall become death,Destroyer of worlds !!! ? Nicolette sniffs sadly...

04-20-2002, 03:47 PM	#22
dragonfangs New Member Join Date: Apr 2002 Posts: 6	A low level newbie mage yell this. Vare yells "not in the face, not in the face!" funny but you might of had to be there

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04-21-2002, 04:32 AM	#23
aeslyn New Member Join Date: Apr 2002 Posts: 12	My favourite? I'll have to fix this a bit so it's a little more understandable for those who don't know my game. Let's just say my drake didn't train/level/raise her claws for about 2 years. I was mainly RP and the fact I just didn't have time. Then all of a sudden I got about 10 levels or so with some help powertraining which I rarely do. So....a dark cleric decides to play with my drake she decides to play with him, call him her pet, etc until she finally gets him nearly dead. My drake has never killed anyone purposefly until that time...and she'd been around for about five years as a drake at that post...so here goes. And yes I have to make it a bit more lengthy so you'll understand the joke Oh and dragons are godless creatures. Unnamed hithual prays to Taath at his altar for healing. Unnamed hithual is dying from blood loss. Unnamed hithual prays again and is still unnanswered. Aeslyn the drake enters. Aeslyn the drake yells, "Bad pet, attacking me and running from me!" Aeslyn the drake knows she shouldn't be in Taath's temple, but glares around anyway. Unnamed hithaul tries one more time to heal himself at the altar, praying to Taath. Aeslyn the drake claws the unnamed hithual, sacrificing him at his own altar and then says, "That'll teach you, mortal to put your faith in your gods. When you go to meet him tell him who sacrificed you at yer own altar." Unnamed Hithual departs. Five random Taathians run in. Aeslyn the drake runs back to the relative safety of TSC. Poor boy cried to his god forever and an infidel sacrificed him at his own altar. He was a cleric too I think. Oh well. I'm proud of it! Eliot

04-21-2002, 09:06 AM	#24
Shao_Long Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: belfast, UK Posts: 505	Shaolong yells 'For the Spam !!!' Arulf yells 'Spam for the Spam!! hurray !!

04-21-2002, 08:50 PM	#26
Xanferious Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: The Void Posts: 490	a low level mage saying "i think i can, i think i can..... #### i cant" and runs away

04-22-2002, 07:05 AM	#27
Shao_Long Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: belfast, UK Posts: 505	its not much of battle cry but verry funny (at least for me) Frantak says : can I take this beastie ? Shaolong says : Nope,at least for ten levels more. Frantak's slice barely scratches Neptune. Neptune's blast **SMITES** Frantak !! Frantak is DEAD !!!! Shaolong sniffs and says 'they never learn...'

04-22-2002, 07:18 AM	#28
Xanferious Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: The Void Posts: 490	Kill the smurfs!

04-22-2002, 10:24 AM	#29
Shao_Long Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: belfast, UK Posts: 505	its not much of battle cry again,but its connected to the last post here though Smash the 'mons ! Let the Tubbies rule the place !! (hope you know what are these mons and tubbies)

04-22-2002, 04:03 PM	#30
Xanferious Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: The Void Posts: 490	a dwarf saying aaaye laddy ill show em what my dwarven axe feels like,