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SyNo · 04-18-2002, 03:29 PM

Whats the funniest battlecry you've ever heard?
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Wenlin · 04-18-2002, 03:39 PM

Not mud related: "All the way live!"

Its from SWAT3...maybe its supposed to mean something, but...

Zhamel · 04-18-2002, 05:03 PM

"We'll blast them with lightning bolts from our arse!"

Aliyah and Co · 04-18-2002, 06:06 PM

The weirdest warcry I've ever seen in game was done by this human runemage who would shout this everytime she went into battle:

Shay'ra shouts: "a blood curdling warcry of death!"

No, I am not joking...this is what she did.

Xanferious · 04-18-2002, 06:26 PM

"chaaaarge........ uh? no....Reeeeetreat"

Orion Elder · 04-18-2002, 06:28 PM

"FOR PUMPKINWEASELS EVERYWHERE!" (My own.)

and
"MAY YOU DIE AND THOUSAND TIMES FOR EACH DEATH!" (Which is really strange, because it's paradoxical.)

caine · 04-18-2002, 08:20 PM

heard by an ogre attacking a goblin stong hold

FOOOOOD!

Mason · 04-18-2002, 10:22 PM

"CAPTAIN CAAAAAAAAAAAVEMAN!!!!!!!!"

a Hithual · 04-19-2002, 12:20 AM

For the life of me I can't remember it exactly.. but it went something like...
"Roses are red, violets are blue.. bah! I'm a fighter not a poet."

(I know for sure the last part is right)

Enzo · 04-19-2002, 01:45 AM

"I will slay you with my magical, stunning, fearsome..." The character them pulled out an item called "A pink fuzzy bunny." I thought it was a joke, but after he kicked my as*. I found out it was the best sword in the game, named as that.

-Enzo

SyNo · 04-19-2002, 02:17 AM

The funniest one i ever heard wasnt from a mud, but I cant remember exactly where I heard it

"they can rape our horses, and ride off on our women! but they will never take, OUR FREEDOM!!!"

Eagleon · 04-19-2002, 02:43 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by

IN A SHORT MOMENT YOU WILL EXIST IN MY PORTABLE HOLE AS A CORPSE!!!!

That would be from one of my mages on another mud, who had, you guessed it, a portable hole in which he collected the corpses of his fallen enemies. Bit lengthy, but that's why it's wierd.

Dionae · 04-19-2002, 03:52 AM

Domtar yells 'DIE UGLY TULIP'

Azule yells 'ggggggglllllllllllaaaaayyyybbbeeeeennn!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!'

Tsawataineuk yells 'AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYIIIIEEEEEEEEE!!!!!'
Kenthar yells 'and a hearty aaayyyiiiieeee!!!! to you too, Tsawataineuk!!!'

Rjakegel yells 'Die teammates, im attacking you all on purpose!'

Ruyven yells 'EEEEEEEEEEEEEVVVVVVVVVVVVIIILLLLLLLLLL!'

Theo gossips 'SPOON!!!!!'

cainers · 04-19-2002, 03:05 PM

We have personalized kill messages on ABH, my favorite so far is. (Like instead of seeing, you club bob to death. A player may set up a message of their choosing.)

Kronius pulls out a watch and tosses it on the corpse, 'Guess it was just his time to go...'

Maggie · 04-19-2002, 04:17 PM

My favorite was simply "Duck!", nobody ever did fast enough.

Shao_Long · 04-20-2002, 06:23 AM

what about such :

Shaolong says : 'ops..you're gonna die

!'
Shaolong smiles at a shark.
Shark smiles at Shaolong.
Shaolong's backstab ***SMITES*** shark !
Shark is dead !!!

Xanferious · 04-20-2002, 06:59 AM

commander: Charge!
private: Are you stupid Sir?
commander: No! your supposed to charge the hill.
private: Im sorry Sir, I cannot follow that order because it conflicts with my self intrests.
commander: uh.....

Shao_Long · 04-20-2002, 09:45 AM

King : I need the head of the Damion tomorrow !
Noble : ooc i thought it was supposed to be Damiok

King : I have learned,that they have allied together,and I want him now even more then that traitor Damiok !

the fate of people depends on simple typo

*note,that thing REALLY have happened*

Seth · 04-20-2002, 10:22 AM

Ingham says "GO FOR THE EYES SEALOM! GO FOR THE EYES!!! RAAAAASK!"
Sealom says "Ingy, you need to quit playing Baldur's Gate"

*sniff*

Shao_Long · 04-20-2002, 11:55 AM

heh..BG sure was fun..

Yoshimo yells : You point - I'll punch !
Nicolette says : I never liked Minsc,actually..
Yoshimo says : well..what about I shall become death,Destroyer of worlds !!! ?
Nicolette sniffs sadly...

Orion Elder · 04-20-2002, 12:34 PM

I have not a damn CLUE where I got this, other than one of my friends (IRL) liked to say it a lot (and since I've not heard it in a while, I may have messed it up a little):

Quote:

Originally Posted by

RAPE THE FIELDS! BURN THE WOMEN!

04-18-2002, 03:29 PM	#1
SyNo New Member Join Date: Apr 2002 Posts: 18	Whats the funniest battlecry you've ever heard? Post here

04-18-2002, 03:39 PM	#2
Wenlin Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: TopMudSites Posts: 315	Not mud related: "All the way live!" Its from SWAT3...maybe its supposed to mean something, but...

04-18-2002, 05:03 PM	#3
Zhamel Member Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Texas, USA Posts: 44	"We'll blast them with lightning bolts from our arse!"

04-18-2002, 06:06 PM	#4
Aliyah and Co New Member Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: NYC Posts: 3	The weirdest warcry I've ever seen in game was done by this human runemage who would shout this everytime she went into battle: Shay'ra shouts: "a blood curdling warcry of death!" No, I am not joking...this is what she did.

04-18-2002, 06:26 PM	#5
Xanferious Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: The Void Posts: 490	"chaaaarge........ uh? no....Reeeeetreat"

04-18-2002, 06:28 PM	#6
Orion Elder Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2002 Posts: 346	"FOR PUMPKINWEASELS EVERYWHERE!" (My own.) and "MAY YOU DIE AND THOUSAND TIMES FOR EACH DEATH!" (Which is really strange, because it's paradoxical.)

04-18-2002, 08:20 PM	#7
caine New Member Join Date: Apr 2002 Posts: 1	heard by an ogre attacking a goblin stong hold FOOOOOD!

04-18-2002, 10:22 PM	#8
Mason Member Join Date: Apr 2002 Posts: 158	"CAPTAIN CAAAAAAAAAAAVEMAN!!!!!!!!"

04-19-2002, 12:20 AM	#9
a Hithual New Member Join Date: Apr 2002 Posts: 4	For the life of me I can't remember it exactly.. but it went something like... "Roses are red, violets are blue.. bah! I'm a fighter not a poet." (I know for sure the last part is right)

04-19-2002, 01:45 AM	#10
Enzo Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Seattle, Washington Posts: 342	"I will slay you with my magical, stunning, fearsome..." The character them pulled out an item called "A pink fuzzy bunny." I thought it was a joke, but after he kicked my as*. I found out it was the best sword in the game, named as that. -Enzo

04-19-2002, 02:17 AM	#11
SyNo New Member Join Date: Apr 2002 Posts: 18	The funniest one i ever heard wasnt from a mud, but I cant remember exactly where I heard it "they can rape our horses, and ride off on our women! but they will never take, OUR FREEDOM!!!"

04-19-2002, 03:52 AM	#13
Dionae Member Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Littleton, CO, US Posts: 102	Domtar yells 'DIE UGLY TULIP' Azule yells 'ggggggglllllllllllaaaaayyyybbbeeeeennn!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!' Tsawataineuk yells 'AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYIIIIEEEEEEEEE!!!!!' Kenthar yells 'and a hearty aaayyyiiiieeee!!!! to you too, Tsawataineuk!!!' Rjakegel yells 'Die teammates, im attacking you all on purpose!' Ruyven yells 'EEEEEEEEEEEEEVVVVVVVVVVVVIIILLLLLLLLLL!' Theo gossips 'SPOON!!!!!'

04-19-2002, 03:05 PM	#14
cainers New Member Join Date: Apr 2002 Posts: 12	We have personalized kill messages on ABH, my favorite so far is. (Like instead of seeing, you club bob to death. A player may set up a message of their choosing.) Kronius pulls out a watch and tosses it on the corpse, 'Guess it was just his time to go...'

04-19-2002, 04:17 PM	#15
Maggie Member Join Date: Apr 2002 Posts: 64	My favorite was simply "Duck!", nobody ever did fast enough.

04-20-2002, 06:23 AM	#16
Shao_Long Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: belfast, UK Posts: 505	what about such : Shaolong says : 'ops..you're gonna die !' Shaolong smiles at a shark. Shark smiles at Shaolong. Shaolong's backstab *SMITES* shark ! Shark is dead !!!

04-20-2002, 06:59 AM	#17
Xanferious Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: The Void Posts: 490	commander: Charge! private: Are you stupid Sir? commander: No! your supposed to charge the hill. private: Im sorry Sir, I cannot follow that order because it conflicts with my self intrests. commander: uh.....

04-20-2002, 09:45 AM	#18
Shao_Long Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: belfast, UK Posts: 505	King : I need the head of the Damion tomorrow ! Noble : ooc i thought it was supposed to be Damiok King : I have learned,that they have allied together,and I want him now even more then that traitor Damiok ! the fate of people depends on simple typo note,that thing REALLY have happened

04-20-2002, 10:22 AM	#19
Seth Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Ede, The Netherlands Posts: 271	Ingham says "GO FOR THE EYES SEALOM! GO FOR THE EYES!!! RAAAAASK!" Sealom says "Ingy, you need to quit playing Baldur's Gate" sniff

04-20-2002, 11:55 AM	#20
Shao_Long Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: belfast, UK Posts: 505	heh..BG sure was fun.. Yoshimo yells : You point - I'll punch ! Nicolette says : I never liked Minsc,actually.. Yoshimo says : well..what about I shall become death,Destroyer of worlds !!! ? Nicolette sniffs sadly...

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