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This is a discussion on "Fantasy Bumperstickers" in the Top Mud Sites MUD Humor forum : Was thinking strange thoughts the other and was thinking, what kind of advertisements, bumper stickers, commercial rip-offs, sayings, etc would a fantasy world of dragon and orc have? Post yours ideas here ********************************* Eat Mor Pegasi! Hooked on Pheonix worked for me! Good friends come and go, but Spells of Everlasting last forever. Only YOU can prevent spell backfires. Send more orc, the last ones were delicious. I don't wanna give up, cuz I'm a Barbarian-'R-Us thug! Have you hugged your drow today? Hair Club for Werewolves. I'm not just the president. I'M ALSO ... |
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Was thinking strange thoughts the other and was thinking, what kind of advertisements, bumper stickers, commercial rip-offs, sayings, etc would a fantasy world of dragon and orc have? Post yours ideas here
********************************* Eat Mor Pegasi! Hooked on Pheonix worked for me! Good friends come and go, but Spells of Everlasting last forever. Only YOU can prevent spell backfires. Send more orc, the last ones were delicious. I don't wanna give up, cuz I'm a Barbarian-'R-Us thug! Have you hugged your drow today? Hair Club for Werewolves. I'm not just the president. I'M ALSO A CLIENT! AWHHHHHOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Those who live by the sword get casted on by those who don't G&C Torches, keeping your witches burning for over a century. I Can't Believe It's Not Hobbit. And the all time best: Elf: The Other White Meat Ok, most of these are pretty lame, but will think up better ones. |
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Don't honk; I'm reloading my crossbow.
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Join Date: Apr 2002
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It has to be said...
Do you wanna see my longsword? |
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<pasted on the backside of a mongolian steppe pony>
"My other horse is a warhorse" "My Leige went to a rival kingdom and all he got me was the plague" "Dwarves kick axe" <derived from a modern bumpersticker> "It would be a great day when the peasants have gold for food and the king's army has to hold a bake sale to get a trebuchet" (added to..) "My warrior kid beat up your mage" (For the women...) "Strip him, bathe him, bring him to my tent" You know the Christian "fish" tags? And the Darwinism "turtle" tag thingies? How about a "dragon" one? "Alumni : Gandolf Academy of Advanced Magics and Mysticism Class of 02" "Denial isnt a river in Neter "(Egypt in the old language) "Honk if you love halfelves" "Rangers do it naturally" (had to be said..sorry "Got Gruel?" |
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Join Date: Jul 2002
Location: Western Australia
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I am the proud parent of an archmage...
Honk if you're tall, handsome, and the son of a major deity... I survived the eighth level of the abyss and all I got was this lousy sticker... Support honest justicars... Don't laugh, It could be your familiar in here... My girlfriend's a vampire... Souls, Blood, or Sex... Nobody rides for free... |
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CAUTION: Never Drive Faster Than Your Angel Can Fly
Here Dragon, Dragon! Life is a Witch and then you Fly My Goddess Gave Birth To Your God My Other Car Is A Broom Tree Hugging Dirt Worshiper Why Get Real? Plastic is Cheaper & comes in prettier colors Do Not Enter Dragons Only Warning Invisible Dragon in Back Seat It's A Druid Thing Love Your Enemies. It really gets them confused. Dragon Parking Only My Parents Taught Me to Fight for Justice Necrophilia Is Dead |
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(As a sports team of some kind) Brengaard Dragons
Warning: Contains lvl. 51 chaotic evil Wizard with insane perk. (for DaedalMers only. Have you used an MProg today? Stop Fido abuse now! Every body needs a body. Support free rezzing! |
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Join Date: May 2002
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*Pasted on the back of a pony*My other horse is a unicorn
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Join Date: Aug 2002
Location: Brighton, England
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Don't laugh- it could be your apprentice in here.
*on back of a cart* Knock on the bottom of my cart if you like gnomes! A God is for eternity, not just for christmas. (I'm contemplating re-posting all the 'assassins do it from behind' stickers too, but dunno if i can be bothered. We'll see |
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Join Date: Aug 2002
Location: Brighton, England
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Save a horse. Ride a Nazgul.
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Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: New York (state, not city)
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Love me, love my hyppogriff
Chlorinate the gene pool – kill a human. :-) (For dragons) If you can read this, you’re in my dump zone |
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Join Date: Oct 2002
Name: Chris
Location: Wolverhampton, UK
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(Posted on the inside of a dragons throat)
If you can read this, start praying. Caution: Hatchling on board! (Posted on the side of a pet dog) My other pet is an Ancient Wyrm. (Stuck to a witches broom) I brake for mountains. Mages do it magically (sorry! (Aging warriors carriage sticker) I'm not bald, my head is a solar panel for a frenzied maniacal killing machine. (Newbies sticker) My other character is level 500. (Stuck to a giants knuckles) If you can read this, I bet it hurt. Most pretty lame, but I'm tired |
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Join Date: Sep 2002
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Actually spotted: "My other char is an imm"
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(posted ontop of the saddle of a mount)
"If you can read this, the bastard fell of." |
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and in a world of sci-fi type fantasy......
if you can read this.... (and as a warning so i don't get in trouble or anything, the way easily offended might balk at the laguage used -likita |
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Ahem
The B2 bomber's text should clearly read: "If you can see this ... You know that another 2 billion USD has been spent on a single warplane. How many public schools, hospitals or infrastructure improvements could have been bought for THAT ammount of money?" |
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Join Date: Aug 2002
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(on a dragon)
Lead, follow, or...oh ####, who am I kidding? You're all toast anyway. (a couple in-jokes) Kiss my gfb! Firebolts don't kill people, Daring kills people. (on a mage's mount) Suck my fireballs! I defeated the Dragon King and all I got is this 3rd degree burn over 90% of my body! (another one for a dragon) I've got heartburn and I'm not afraid to use it! My sword's bigger than your sword. (on a horse about to be eaten by a dragon) Do you want fries with that? |
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Join Date: Nov 2002
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Ahhh... I see the screw-up fairy has visited us again.
Dragons are hot lovers. Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons... for you are crunchy and good with ketchup. I believe in dragons, good men, and other fantasy creatures. If we aren't supposed to eat humans, why are they made of meat? It's a druid thing. Druids go home, your forests need you. Remember, pillage first... then burn! Well, this day was a total waste of mana! Your village called... their idiot is missing. (Ones I've seen, or seen and improvised on to sound more muddish) Serpentia, Underlord of Destruction from Adventures Unlimited. |
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Join Date: Apr 2002
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The way to a man's heart is between his third and fourth ribs.
Dragon meat DOES taste like chicken. My God ate your God for lunch. |
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"Not all those who wander are lost"
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