[Oji_oem]

Have you ever wondered what people would think if you would act like you do in a mud? Think about it, You tell cashier, 'hey, ummm can i follow you for some experience?',You tell teacher,'C,mon, Can you group me please?',You say,'group dog, I really need to get some levels.'
Just something I was thinking about earlier today, hahaha.

-Oji_oem

[Delerak]

The stocky, brown-haired man asks the wiry lifeguard, glancing over the beach, "So do the sharks give good experience?"


The stocky, brown-haired man exlaims to the elderly passerby, lifting his fists, "I am a tenth level monk dedicated to the school of death, your GP or your HP, old lady!"


Oh I can imagine..

[Estarra]

Cashier says, "That'd be $3.99."

You giggle.

Cashier raises an eyebrow.

You hug the cashier.

Cashier yells, "Security!"

[John]

You pick up a tire.

You pick up a newspaper page.

You pick up a shopping trolley.

You go to McDonalds.

The cashier asks "How can I help you?"

You ask the cashier "How much will you buy all this for?"

-------

You order a large chips at McDonalds.

The cashier says. "That will be $2.99"

You say "I'll offer you $1.99"

The cashier says "err... no. They cost $2.99"

You say "Alright, I'll offer you $2.50"

The cashier says getting angry "Look, either give me $2.99 or go away."

You give the cashier $2.99

--------

You ask "Can I have a large chips?"

The cashier asks "Will that be all?"

You ask "Well, yeah.. of course it will be."

The cashier gives you the chips and you give her the money.

You ask "Can I have a cheese burger?"

The cashier asks "err.. okay.. Anything else?"

You say "Of course not."

The cashier gives you the cheeseburger and you give her the money.

You ask "Can I have a large coke?"

The cashier says angrily "Look. Either buy it all at once or go to the end of the line each time."

[Oji_oem]

Teacher tells you, 'Where is your homework?'
You tell teacher, 'Well, I was out killing some pixies because they were stealing my gold, so i didnt have time to do it'
Teacher tell you, 'Yeah , ok, whatever mr. crazy'
You tell teacher, 'Your only level 3, I will pk you faster then fast'
Teacher has been deafeated by Oji_oem!!!!

[Burr]

look Soseksy

You are naked. You are carrying a map of Podunk, your hometown.

desc Before you stands a tall, dark stranger, who glances at you with magenta eyes that pierce your very soul. You shudder with a mixture of fear and pleasure at having been noticed by someone so 1337.

You scream, "Help me, I'm lost!"

[Amnon]

look mom
Mom is ready for battle!

wield sniper
You hold Sniper Rifle in your left hand.

target mom
You begin targetting mom.

----a few minutes later----

reload
You take out an old clip from Sniper Rifle, and pop 308 Winchester bullets inside.

target officer
You begin targetting the Police Officer.

[WarHound]

Your boss at WalMart says,"Hey. Go do some ****ty, monotonous work for $6.65 an hour. Yeah, do it, and love it."

You draw a extremely large, bone-bladed bastard sword from your 'How May I Help You?' vest.

You slash your boss at WalMart's face, doing horrendous damage!

[Delerak]

The stocky, brown-haired man walks through the gym, mingling with the crowds.

Peek woman
<worn on head> a work-out headband
<worn in hair> a scrunchie
<worn on body> one-piece blue spandex
<worn on feet> padded spandex boots
You peek into her inventory and see:
Nothing.
As you study the slender, well-endowed woman, she notices you looking.


Peek woman
<worn on head> a work-out headband
<worn in hair> a scrunchie
<worn on body> one-piece blue spandex
<worn on feet> padded spandex boots
You peek into her inventory and see:
Nothing.
As you study the slender, well-endowed woman, she notices you looking.


Peek woman
<worn on head> a work-out headband
<worn in hair> a scrunchie
<worn on body> one-piece blue spandex
<worn on feet> padded spandex boots
You peek into her inventory and see:
Nothing.
As you study the slender, well-endowed woman, she notices you looking.

The slender, well-endowed woman slaps the stocky, brown-haired man stingingly.

The huge, muscle-bound man has arrived from the west.

The stocky, brown-haired man runs east.

[Kedoeji]

Hehe, I think the worst part about mud habbits is when you start thinking it. For Example:

My friend other day said. "Hey would you like to go to walmart?" and the first thing that came to my head was a social and almost said "shrug." Now days I even say nod instead of yes. 0.o

Yea, muding habbits are had to break.

I think it would just be really really funny to see some of the things that go on in muds in real life can you imagine....

The clouds are low in early morning and you see a green pasture everything is very quite and calm and than you see from the right a cow enters your sight. The cow continues to run across the pasture in front of you. Than little after a dragon (or something i.e. human dwarf) in full clad armor wield a very large sword runs after the cow with sword in the air. The cow leaves sight and the warrior continues after it in its obivious persuit of trying to kill it. Hehe

[Xerihae]

You mean you're NOT supposed to yell "FIREBALL!" at groups of people you don't like? Nuts, no wonder they keep looking at me funny...

[gth]

I find absolutely no parallels whatsoever to being an immortal of a MUD and my profession of a covert surveillance operator.

None. Nothing. Not a thing.

And those labels below the monitors marked "slay", "ban" and "snoop" are just my err... notes. Yeah, ...notes, that's it.

wizi

[vitae]

Your backstab misses a flea
A flea's kick <-><-=-><-> EXTERMINATES <-><-=-><-> you!

*sigh* so much like real life...

[AC1]

The worst habit would be all the dieing. Even on Permadeath MU*s, where you would expect players to be a little bit carefull, people die all the time and not of illness or old age. Getting within a few hitpoints of death on a regular basis would suck too, because potions of healing are hard to come by in my hometown.

In real life I may think things like "Hmm, this alley looks dangerous, I wonder what is at the other end of it?" or "Hmm, that deep hole looks interesting, I wonder how far it goes?" but I don't then decide to actually go down the alley or jump in the hole to satisfy my curiosity. In real life the worst injuries I get are from things like stepping on glass or cooking mishaps. I've never tried a single "extreme" sport, much less set out on an adventuring career with nothing but a short sword and a set of padded armor (ok, I don't know where to get swords or cheap armor, so I'd have to settle for a kitchen knife and a snowsuit).

My life is dull. I supose that is to be expected though, because real adventurers wouldn't have time to spend on MU*s, except perhaps between physical thearapy sessions after a bad injury.


Angela Christine

[KaVir]

Hmmm yeah, I think I could get into trouble if I started blurring the distinction...

You coil your legs beneath you, ready to spring.

You perform the technique known as 'Circling Raptor'.
You spin your longsword around your body with blinding speed.

You leap up into the air.

You perform the technique known as 'Striking Hawk'.
You spin your longsword swiftly across the old lady's neck, decapitating her!
The old lady's body goes limp.

You assume the stance called 'Swooping Hawk'.
You land back on your feet and drop into a defensive crouch.

A severed head crashes to the ground.

The dead old lady crashes to the ground.

You get a severed head from the ground.

You bite a chunk of flesh from your severed head and start chewing.

[Xerihae]

... and then the police arrive.

[Delerak]

Hey Kav that looks badass, a taste of things to come in GW2?

[Angie]

What do you mean IF mudding habits were to follow me?? They already do!

I sometimes feel an urge to report bugs iRL. Then I wonder why I'm not getting any response...

[Hardestadt]

Originally Posted by (KaVir @ April 13 2005,23:26) Hmmm yeah, I think I could get into trouble if I started blurring the distinction... You coil your legs beneath you, ready to spring. You perform the technique known as 'Circling Raptor'. You spin your longsword around your body with blinding speed. You leap up into the air. You perform the technique known as 'Striking Hawk'. You spin your longsword swiftly across the old lady's neck, decapitating her! The old lady's body goes limp. You assume the stance called 'Swooping Hawk'. You land back on your feet and drop into a defensive crouch. A severed head crashes to the ground. The dead old lady crashes to the ground. You get a severed head from the ground. You bite a chunk of flesh from your severed head and start chewing.

That does look neat!

Are those techniques from a game somewhere?

-H

[John]

Originally Posted by (Angie @ April 13 2005,22:10) I sometimes feel an urge to report bugs iRL. Then I wonder why I'm not getting any response...

I know I often yell "Hey! It's been raining for several days now. I think the weather code is broken" and I never get a response. Much like in the muds I play (well, would play if I had time).


I kid of course

[Angie]

Originally Posted by Are those techniques from a game somewhere?

Yep. Gladiator Pits III (the testing engine for Godwars II) - it's up at godwars2.com, port 3000.

[Ilkidarios]

I imagine driving a car would be quite difficult.  Here's an example (it's a bit long):
drive
Drive what?
open car door
You open the car door.
enter car
You step inside the car.
start car
You cannot start the car, you need the keys.
out car
You step outside the car.
close car door
You close the car door.
get house keys from pocket
You get out your house keys.
s
You go south, you see a potted plant and a welcome mat.  Obvious exits are north and a south exit through a house door.
unlock door
Which door?
unlock house door
You unlock the house door.
s
You step into the entrance of your house.  There is a table on the eastern wall.  Obvious exits are south and west.  On the table is some keys.
get keys
You already have house keys.
get car keys
You get the car keys from the table.
n
You go north you see a potted plant and a welcome mat.  Obvious exits are north and a south exit through a house door.
close house door
You close the house door.
lock door
Which door?
lock house door
You lock the house door.
n
You go north.  You are in a driveway.  There is a red jelapy here.  Obvious exits are north, south, east, west, northwest, northeast, and southeast.
unlock car door
You unlock the car door.
start car
You start the car.
drive to grocery store
As you press on the gas pedal, one of the tires blow.  You cannot drive anywhere until it is fixed.
say "#$*@!!!!"

If mudding habits followed me IRL.


The ugly guy with four scars that mishape his body walks up to the gorgeous, big-breasted blonde woman and kisses her lovingly.

the blonde says "Hey babeh, you are looking fine today."

[Eagleon]

Yeah....

Imagine the confusion about sleepcycles. o.o

<38Hp 120m 0mv>time
It is 9:01 PM on a Saturday in the month of April.
Last reboot was 15,999,999,999.27 years ago.

<38Hp 120m 106mv>sleep bed
You go to sleep on a bed.

<38Hp 120m 10mv>

<38Hp 120m 20mv>

(....Later....)

<38Hp 120m 112mv>wake
You wake up.
You are no longer AFK.

<38Hp 120m 112mv>time
It is 7:28 PM on a Sunday in the month of April.
Last reboot was 15,999,999,999.27 years ago.

<38Hp 120m 112mv>say Wtf?!
You exclaim, "Wtf?!"

<38Hp 120m 112mv>score

You are Qutoh the lvl 3 Janitor.
You also have levels in: CoffeeMUDer (58).
You are a 24 year old male Human.

Strength : 8 /18
Intelligence : 13/18
Dexterity : 10/18
Wisdom : 9/18
Constitution : 8/18
Charisma : 11/18

You have 38/38 hp, 120/120 mana, and 112/112 mv.
You have 0 practices, 1 training sessions, and 0 quest points.
You have scored 3517 experience points, and have been online for 24 years, 4 months, 17 days, and 7 hours.
You need 1083 experience points to advance to the next level.
Your alignment is : pure neutral (505).
Your armored defense is: defenseless (0).
Your combat prowess is : weak (2).
Wimpy is set to 30 hit points.
You are resting.
You are hungry.

<38Hp 120m 106mv>curse
say Forgot to eat! That must explain it!

<38Hp 120m 106mv>You swear loudly for a long time.
You exclaim, "Forgot to eat! That must explain it!"

[Ilkidarios]

Here's another one (shorter than first):
step ant
You attempt to step on an ant.
Success: 200
Roll: 1
Critical Miss!
As you try to step on the ant, you suddenly start having a seizure. As you fall to the ground, your knee hits a skateboard mysteriously lying there. You roll on the skateboard out into the road. A car passes by at just the right moment to hit you in the side.
You are hit with a crushing blow of 766 damage!
You are knocked unconscious.
(That one was a bit less MUD and more D&D, but it still works. Just my ideas about the absurdity of unarmed critical misses.)

[Keriwena]

Ever have someone ask your name, and you almost reply with your MUD name?

Someone told me a joke once, and I replied, "laugh". They thought I didn't think it was funny, and for a second, I couldn't understand why they didn't realise I was rolling on the floor.

[Ilkidarios]

Yeah, if they followed me into real life, I'd imaging I'd be trying to hunt and kill somebody's dog right now.

[Ilkidarios]

Originally Posted by (Delstro @ April 14 2005,22:57) the blonde says "Hey babeh, you are looking fine today."

Of course, if the MUD ideas TRULY followed into real life, the blonde girl would turn out to be some really fat dude from Wisconsin.

[Earthmother]

If MUDding habits followed me irl:

>read sign

Quite Please! Ducks Nesting!

>typo "Quite" s/b "Quiet", thanks.

>n
>l tavern

A small dirty hole in the wall bar. There is a sign in the window.

>read sign

No shrit, no shoes, noService!

>typo "shrit" s/b shirt, there s/b a space b/t "no" and "service" and "Service" needs not be capitalized.


** If I could typo the world, I'd be a happier woman.

[Fern]

*looks out at space between the house and garage, and notices there is a slight indentation in the ground which leads to a hole growing beneath the concrete pad... Hmmm.. if I just mod this layout a bit, I could add on a couple dozen more rooms.. a subterranean cavern lit by pinetar torches.. some trolls guarding the treasure room.. a few dwarves mining the crumbling walls.....

*looks out at space on other end of concrete pad and frowns - not nearly enough vnums to add on a really good tunnel system beneath the house.. Oh well..

*looks at vacant lot next door.. surveys the blankness beneath the stands of sagebrush... Hmmm... walks around a bit then runs from aggro lizard beneath grass bunch.. searches for appropriate blunt weapon..

The lizard gasps and dies.
You bend down and skin a greenish lizard.
You retrieve 32 units of low quality lizard skin.
You retrieve 12 units of low quality lizard meat.
You discard several handfuls of useless matter.
You sense your experience progressing slightly.

Heck, who needs Wal-Mart when you have a desert outside your front door..