MUD Humor

The Vorpal Tribble · 05-02-2002, 01:31 PM

I'm sure whether you are elf, giant, lonely vampire, or a spectral demon of the 6th dimensional plane you are looking for that special someone. Here you can post a description of yourself and some personal info and maybe find the creature of your dreams. Good luck and may fortune favor you!

The Vorpal Tribble · 05-02-2002, 02:14 PM

Male feline/human magically genetically engineered hybrid with a great dark grey, windblown mane and giant, abnormally large nocturnal eyes. Am short with gymnasts build and extremely long, dark, dark grey fur. Prefer windy, forest lake coasts to live.
Journier, explorer, professional loner.
I wish to seek out no one. Leave me be!

melopene · 05-02-2002, 03:13 PM

Slender, breathtaking, immortal elf seeks same to assist her in smiting, yelling at, and unleashing the power of the eggplant upon puny, utterly annoying mortals, and coddling the non-annoying ones. Meet me at my secret lair, deep within the fluffy tunnels of death.

Teehee..

bhamv · 05-02-2002, 03:38 PM

Pure Necromancer of the White Material Planes, posesses great power and magical strength, as well as a large number of gold coins. Unspeakably ugly though, due to the fact that the Charisma statistic was neglected during character development; but also posesses the power to enshroud himself with the appearance of another - want me to look like King Arthur, just say so!. Seeks female of any race, must have GSOH. Must also not mind the constant odor of corpses.

Xanferious · 05-02-2002, 07:08 PM

just click on my profile to see what i look like.

Seth · 05-02-2002, 07:24 PM

One 18 y/o computer techie = taken.

TheDemonMaster · 05-02-2002, 07:27 PM

Unknown Immortal male seeks female of same race to unleash fury on idiot coders whom have ruined the first code. Also seek in this woman a sense of insanity as we travel down the ugly path into the firey pits of normality. *Penguins Need Not Apply*

Koryon · 05-02-2002, 07:56 PM

Lonely traveller of both time and space looking to take a young lass to be where he has been.

Alastair · 05-03-2002, 11:35 AM

Grashtshzk search woman troll. Grashtshzk like eat dem elf-ona-stick. Grashtshzk like hit humans. Humans hurt. Grashtshzk happy.
Grashtshzk dun like dem fire.
Grashtshzk wanna hit humans with woman troll and make dem many little trolls.

Mia · 05-03-2002, 04:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by (melopene @ May 02 2002,2:13 pm)

Slender, breathtaking, immortal elf seeks same to assist her in smiting, yelling at, and unleashing the power of the eggplant upon puny, utterly annoying mortals, and coddling the non-annoying ones. Meet me at my secret lair, deep within the fluffy tunnels of death.

Teehee..

oooo Melly...a rendevous at the usual spot? How romantic

Kyandra · 05-03-2002, 08:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by (Seth @ May 02 2002,4:24 pm)

One 18 y/o computer techie = taken.

Ah, so that is what the creature had for dinner last night. I wondered why he had indigestion

Seth · 05-03-2002, 08:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by (Kyandra @ May 04 2002,02:34 am)

Ah, so that is what the creature had for dinner last night. I wondered why he had indigestion

I don't have a clue what you're talking about but you're still tormenting me X_X

Now hush, Gramps

melopene · 05-03-2002, 10:59 PM

oh my god I found these tunnels under the ground and I was like wheeeeee!
oh my god, and then I went down in them and I was like wheeeee!
oh my god i was crawling underground and i saw this brain mole and i said oh my god WHEEEEEE
it sucked out my brains so I went to fight the hydra that says WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
that's so funny because then I ran into an ice vent and I froze in place and I said wheeee!
When you're a hook horror and you wanna go whee, but you ain't got claws yet.. just hold in your smelly breath... hold out in your fluffy.. tunnels.. of death..
tunnels of death, tunnels of death, tunnnnnnels of death...
tunnels with the steam vents, with the steam vents, with the fire!
oh my god, and then I found my way out and I saw this dragon and I said wheeeeee!

teehee...

btw Mia, need to see you soon? please?

(won't be around this weekend, parents in town, but soon)

Seth · 05-04-2002, 09:41 AM

Melly, I demand you stop that song and forget about it. The time I saw the flash movie with that song is the day when I gave up all hope on "online humor", because it is Unfunny with a capital U.

The Vorpal Tribble · 05-04-2002, 12:44 PM

(Note from thread originator)

Hey guys, all this may be funny, but this is for MUD personals, here! I see very few actual chars of your being listed here. All this can go to another thread, can't it?

Thanks

Brianna · 05-07-2002, 10:29 PM

Deliciously evil immortal elf strong in the ways of the dark magic seeks companion race unimportant. Must be willing to give soul and pamper me after a long session of torturing the hapless adventurers in the land. Can you capture this evil sorceress?

Eternal · 01-06-2003, 10:11 PM

One-eyed, balding templar seeks human female for brief, intimate encounters, physical mutations okay, half-breeds will be summarily fed to the halflings.

Warning: You will be executed on the spot should you happen to speak any of the things Lord Templar Hard Nose shouts in tatlum during his frantic lovemaking.

CSmith_Fan · 01-06-2003, 11:20 PM

Male halfelven clan leader with dark past seeks female 1/2 drow or dark kitusne with ambition. Hobbies include : strolling in the Underdark, plotting world domination through blackmail and assassination, and the occasional orc-roast. Serious minded, career orientated females only. Loveslaves need not apply. Send resumes, wanted posters and body counts to.......

Santrilla · 01-07-2003, 05:26 AM

18 y/o male drow mage, romantic yet often reserved, likes pixies (*munch*), passionate evenings together, and gentle walks through the forest. Dislikes orcs, stupidity and arrogance. Seeks male between 17 and 20, race/class not important, for long-term relationship.

Adelai · 01-07-2003, 10:27 AM

27 y/o female human bard seeks male of sturdy constitution and daring spirit to accompany her on journeys through the realms in hopefully long-term relationship. Must be expert at rescue and not afraid to brave sprung traps and new races. Should enjoy traveling off the beaten path, and possibly into some random orc encampment or down a dark and crumbling mine for absolutely no good reason. Must be flexible. The reserved and the weak-of-heart need not apply.

05-02-2002, 01:31 PM	#1
The Vorpal Tribble Member Join Date: Apr 2002 Posts: 203	I'm sure whether you are elf, giant, lonely vampire, or a spectral demon of the 6th dimensional plane you are looking for that special someone. Here you can post a description of yourself and some personal info and maybe find the creature of your dreams. Good luck and may fortune favor you!

05-02-2002, 02:14 PM	#2
The Vorpal Tribble Member Join Date: Apr 2002 Posts: 203	Male feline/human magically genetically engineered hybrid with a great dark grey, windblown mane and giant, abnormally large nocturnal eyes. Am short with gymnasts build and extremely long, dark, dark grey fur. Prefer windy, forest lake coasts to live. Journier, explorer, professional loner. I wish to seek out no one. Leave me be!

05-02-2002, 03:13 PM	#3
melopene Member Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Mobile, AL Posts: 87	Slender, breathtaking, immortal elf seeks same to assist her in smiting, yelling at, and unleashing the power of the eggplant upon puny, utterly annoying mortals, and coddling the non-annoying ones. Meet me at my secret lair, deep within the fluffy tunnels of death. Teehee..

05-02-2002, 03:38 PM	#4
bhamv New Member Join Date: Apr 2002 Posts: 15	Pure Necromancer of the White Material Planes, posesses great power and magical strength, as well as a large number of gold coins. Unspeakably ugly though, due to the fact that the Charisma statistic was neglected during character development; but also posesses the power to enshroud himself with the appearance of another - want me to look like King Arthur, just say so!. Seeks female of any race, must have GSOH. Must also not mind the constant odor of corpses.

05-02-2002, 07:08 PM	#5
Xanferious Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: The Void Posts: 490	just click on my profile to see what i look like.

05-02-2002, 07:24 PM	#6
Seth Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Ede, The Netherlands Posts: 271	One 18 y/o computer techie = taken.

05-02-2002, 07:27 PM	#7
TheDemonMaster Member Join Date: May 2002 Location: Maryland Posts: 54	Unknown Immortal male seeks female of same race to unleash fury on idiot coders whom have ruined the first code. Also seek in this woman a sense of insanity as we travel down the ugly path into the firey pits of normality. Penguins Need Not Apply

05-02-2002, 07:56 PM	#8
Koryon Member Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Canada Posts: 50	Lonely traveller of both time and space looking to take a young lass to be where he has been.

05-03-2002, 11:35 AM	#9
Alastair Member Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Switzerland Posts: 120	Grashtshzk search woman troll. Grashtshzk like eat dem elf-ona-stick. Grashtshzk like hit humans. Humans hurt. Grashtshzk happy. Grashtshzk dun like dem fire. Grashtshzk wanna hit humans with woman troll and make dem many little trolls.

05-03-2002, 10:59 PM	#13
melopene Member Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Mobile, AL Posts: 87	oh my god I found these tunnels under the ground and I was like wheeeeee! oh my god, and then I went down in them and I was like wheeeee! oh my god i was crawling underground and i saw this brain mole and i said oh my god WHEEEEEE it sucked out my brains so I went to fight the hydra that says WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE that's so funny because then I ran into an ice vent and I froze in place and I said wheeee! When you're a hook horror and you wanna go whee, but you ain't got claws yet.. just hold in your smelly breath... hold out in your fluffy.. tunnels.. of death.. tunnels of death, tunnels of death, tunnnnnnels of death... tunnels with the steam vents, with the steam vents, with the fire! oh my god, and then I found my way out and I saw this dragon and I said wheeeeee! teehee... btw Mia, need to see you soon? please? (won't be around this weekend, parents in town, but soon)

05-04-2002, 09:41 AM	#14
Seth Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Ede, The Netherlands Posts: 271	Melly, I demand you stop that song and forget about it. The time I saw the flash movie with that song is the day when I gave up all hope on "online humor", because it is Unfunny with a capital U.

05-04-2002, 12:44 PM	#15
The Vorpal Tribble Member Join Date: Apr 2002 Posts: 203	(Note from thread originator) Hey guys, all this may be funny, but this is for MUD personals, here! I see very few actual chars of your being listed here. All this can go to another thread, can't it? Thanks

05-07-2002, 10:29 PM	#16
Brianna Member Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Bel Air, MD USA Posts: 81	Deliciously evil immortal elf strong in the ways of the dark magic seeks companion race unimportant. Must be willing to give soul and pamper me after a long session of torturing the hapless adventurers in the land. Can you capture this evil sorceress?

01-06-2003, 10:11 PM	#17
Eternal New Member Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Sun Valley, ID Posts: 28	One-eyed, balding templar seeks human female for brief, intimate encounters, physical mutations okay, half-breeds will be summarily fed to the halflings. Warning: You will be executed on the spot should you happen to speak any of the things Lord Templar Hard Nose shouts in tatlum during his frantic lovemaking.

01-06-2003, 11:20 PM	#18
CSmith_Fan Member Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Michigan Posts: 90	Male halfelven clan leader with dark past seeks female 1/2 drow or dark kitusne with ambition. Hobbies include : strolling in the Underdark, plotting world domination through blackmail and assassination, and the occasional orc-roast. Serious minded, career orientated females only. Loveslaves need not apply. Send resumes, wanted posters and body counts to.......

01-07-2003, 05:26 AM	#19
Santrilla Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: Brighton, England Posts: 387	18 y/o male drow mage, romantic yet often reserved, likes pixies (munch), passionate evenings together, and gentle walks through the forest. Dislikes orcs, stupidity and arrogance. Seeks male between 17 and 20, race/class not important, for long-term relationship.

01-07-2003, 10:27 AM	#20
Adelai New Member Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: New York (state, not city) Posts: 17	27 y/o female human bard seeks male of sturdy constitution and daring spirit to accompany her on journeys through the realms in hopefully long-term relationship. Must be expert at rescue and not afraid to brave sprung traps and new races. Should enjoy traveling off the beaten path, and possibly into some random orc encampment or down a dark and crumbling mine for absolutely no good reason. Must be flexible. The reserved and the weak-of-heart need not apply.

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