MUD Humor

DSer · 11-08-2002, 09:29 PM

<<These are just some funny things I noticed in mud advertisements.>>

The world of ******* Realms is nice. The players there are
friendly, unless they want to kill you, but... they are nice
about it.

Dulan · 11-09-2002, 12:30 AM

BAKA! URUSEI!

-D

Jehanelin · 11-09-2002, 04:30 AM

Admin characters tend to die at a rate much higher than ordinary PCs

DSer · 11-09-2002, 10:35 PM

Code Base: [Custom]

For the most part the mud is all stock, except new changes are being made every minute, and we are hiring Enforcers, Builders, and Newbie Helpers. Coders are unneeded.

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******** is a hungarian MUD, so if you want to play you should learn hungarian and we'll greet you to a brand new world.

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"****** Wars: The Beginning" is just starting.

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Wenlin · 11-10-2002, 03:45 AM

Does it have to be astreked out? I don't remember how it went exactly:

DartMud: We've got, like, a few dragons, and a guy on the corner named Bob.

DSer · 11-10-2002, 01:37 PM

<<I asterisk them out so the authors don't come and try and eat me...just personal preference though

>>

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As you enter *****, the wars of guilds and races cease to
stop, and you get caught in the middle.

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Isn't a mud for beginners, but is a good place to start.

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So, come and join our small, but getting ready to explode MUD.

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No trashy areas here.

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Want to milk cows and get lusty in green pastures?

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There may not be Pwipes so please bear with it until
I am on and i will set you back to your original
status.

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Code Base: GodWars Extremely Modified..Changes made every second!

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Mudsex obligatory to reach HERO level

April · 11-12-2002, 11:34 AM

**** is custom code! Well, actually, it's currently stock rom, but when we're done with it, it will be totally unique!

We're a roleplay mud. Our environment is totally stock circle, but if you're such a good roleplayer, you shouldn't mind.

Our first admin got ****ed and scrambled the code. We now have a much more mature and fair admin, his younger brother. Builders, for your safety, keep backups of your areas on your personal computer. Who knows, rash anger might run in the family.

We @re @ m@turE MuD! Pleeeeez, no 1 under 15; we dun wan yer crap!

Come play our pk-rp mud! Survive and get a prize!

April.

DSer · 11-12-2002, 03:00 PM

<<This one is too funny, so I can't even asterisk out the name, or it loses it's comedic aspect>>

BobMUSH is a MUX (although it has the name 'MUSH'
because I was originally going to make it a MUSH, but I
ended up making it a MUX, and they were pretty much
the same, so I still call it BobMUSH). (...) I'm not
exactly sure what BobMUSH is about, but users are free
to build and create things.

DSer · 11-12-2002, 08:28 PM

This Mud Rocks, Even tho I never played it, I know Alot alot about it. This Mud got Auto-Questor, Friendly Immortal like *****, *********, *****! YOu Have to Come see it to believe it. I can't make you cum to this mud. But If you are looking for a Good Rot Mud.

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*********, a MUSH where the players decide everything.
Alright, not everything, but almost everything.

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This is a mud that is looking for a good base of players to also help build, or someone who just wants to build soley.

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Spazmatic · 06-08-2003, 10:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by

So, come and join our small, but getting ready to explode MUD.

Small, and getting ready to explode. That can be taken in so many ways, all of them wrong.

Amnon · 06-10-2003, 03:42 AM

<span style='font-size:7pt;line-height:100%'><span style='color

range'><snip: Please leave all jokes at the expense of other people at the door on your way in. Sorry I didn't spot this before -Xerihae></span></span>

DSer · 06-10-2003, 07:14 AM

Yeah, it's really COOL to make fun of handicapped people.

Jerk.

Amnon · 06-10-2003, 08:40 AM

I've got nothing against handicapped people... You know, it's a joke - When someone tells a joke about a Rabi and a Priest, is he insulting rabis and priests?

Frostflower · 06-10-2003, 09:58 AM

These 'jokes' were on some MUDs advertisement? Please tell me which so I can avoid it like plague. If they weren't, then the whole post belongs to some other thread.

They are cruel and demeaning to those people who have children that are handicapped. The ones I know are warm, caring people, not unfeeling monsters.

enigma@zebedee · 06-10-2003, 12:30 PM

Hmm, I think you are missing the point on the 'Mommy Mommy' jokes. There are a lot more out there as well - and most of them have nothing to do with disabled people. What they all have in common is being incredibly crude and tasteless.

On the other hand this is definately the wrong thread for them, and I can see why people would find them offensive. So, I think you are over-reacting - but agree they don't belong here.

Spazmatic · 06-10-2003, 01:23 PM

We went from such gems as

Quote:

Originally Posted by

So, come and join our small, but getting ready to explode MUD.

to this. Bah. Poor thread.

Amnon · 06-10-2003, 04:13 PM

Sorry... forget I wrote anything... was just a joke...

Besides, handicapped people are just like the rest of us - People. And just like there are jokes about black people, or jews, or blondes, there are handicapped jokes..

Sorry some of you were offended. I seriously have nothing against them (Nothing against blacks, jews and blondes, either), just decided to throw in a couple jokes... That's all.

DSer · 06-10-2003, 06:48 PM

"We are a new mud, if you are looking for a mud
that you can call Home, then come to us, because
you will find everything you need from this mud,
right now we are working on alots of stuff, please
bare with us, and we won't let you down.
-stuff of infected shadows.
-spidey & gotreks."

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We are gorwing every day.

-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-

Don't worry about rigging because the owner only accepts builder applications from those whom he knows well irl.

-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-

If you have any further questions please email Humanity at
Kalgor@mail.com and put Desolation in the return.

-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-

Anime Universe has been a mud in development for quite
some time....

Mud Created: May, 2003

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(note: note affiliated with lucasfilms in any way)

DSer · 07-06-2003, 11:15 AM

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There's nothing I can truly say about this mud that will make you realize how different it is from other muds, but let me try.

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Burr · 07-22-2003, 08:38 PM

Flipping on your combat light reveals it to be a mutated desert yak, you were lucky this time...

06-10-2003, 03:42 AM	#11
Amnon Member Join Date: May 2002 Posts: 140	<span style='font-size:7pt;line-height:100%'><span style='colorrange'><snip: Please leave all jokes at the expense of other people at the door on your way in. Sorry I didn't spot this before -Xerihae></span></span>

11-08-2002, 09:29 PM	#1
DSer Member Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Virginia Posts: 65	<<These are just some funny things I noticed in mud advertisements.>> The world of ******* Realms is nice. The players there are friendly, unless they want to kill you, but... they are nice about it.

11-09-2002, 12:30 AM	#2
Dulan Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2002 Posts: 354	BAKA! URUSEI! -D

11-09-2002, 04:30 AM	#3
Jehanelin New Member Join Date: Apr 2002 Posts: 14	Admin characters tend to die at a rate much higher than ordinary PCs

11-09-2002, 10:35 PM	#4
DSer Member Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Virginia Posts: 65	Code Base: [Custom] For the most part the mud is all stock, except new changes are being made every minute, and we are hiring Enforcers, Builders, and Newbie Helpers. Coders are unneeded. -------------------------------------- ****** is a hungarian MUD, so if you want to play you should learn hungarian and we'll greet you to a brand new world. -------------------------------------- "**** Wars: The Beginning" is just starting. --------------------------------------

11-10-2002, 03:45 AM	#5
Wenlin Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: TopMudSites Posts: 315	Does it have to be astreked out? I don't remember how it went exactly: DartMud: We've got, like, a few dragons, and a guy on the corner named Bob.

11-10-2002, 01:37 PM	#6
DSer Member Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Virginia Posts: 65	<<I asterisk them out so the authors don't come and try and eat me...just personal preference though >> ---------------------------------------- As you enter *****, the wars of guilds and races cease to stop, and you get caught in the middle. ---------------------------------------- Isn't a mud for beginners, but is a good place to start. ---------------------------------------- So, come and join our small, but getting ready to explode MUD. ---------------------------------------- No trashy areas here. ---------------------------------------- Want to milk cows and get lusty in green pastures? ---------------------------------------- There may not be Pwipes so please bear with it until I am on and i will set you back to your original status. ---------------------------------------- Code Base: GodWars Extremely Modified..Changes made every second! ---------------------------------------- Mudsex obligatory to reach HERO level

11-12-2002, 11:34 AM	#7
April New Member Join Date: Nov 2002 Posts: 19	** is custom code! Well, actually, it's currently stock rom, but when we're done with it, it will be totally unique! We're a roleplay mud. Our environment is totally stock circle, but if you're such a good roleplayer, you shouldn't mind. Our first admin got **ed and scrambled the code. We now have a much more mature and fair admin, his younger brother. Builders, for your safety, keep backups of your areas on your personal computer. Who knows, rash anger might run in the family. We @re @ m@turE MuD! Pleeeeez, no 1 under 15; we dun wan yer crap! Come play our pk-rp mud! Survive and get a prize! April.

11-12-2002, 03:00 PM	#8
DSer Member Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Virginia Posts: 65	<<This one is too funny, so I can't even asterisk out the name, or it loses it's comedic aspect>> BobMUSH is a MUX (although it has the name 'MUSH' because I was originally going to make it a MUSH, but I ended up making it a MUX, and they were pretty much the same, so I still call it BobMUSH). (...) I'm not exactly sure what BobMUSH is about, but users are free to build and create things.

11-12-2002, 08:28 PM	#9
DSer Member Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Virginia Posts: 65	This Mud Rocks, Even tho I never played it, I know Alot alot about it. This Mud got Auto-Questor, Friendly Immortal like ***, *****, *! YOu Have to Come see it to believe it. I can't make you cum to this mud. But If you are looking for a Good Rot Mud. --------------------------------------------------- *******, a MUSH where the players decide everything. Alright, not everything, but almost everything. --------------------------------------------------- This is a mud that is looking for a good base of players to also help build, or someone who just wants to build soley. ---------------------------------------------------

06-10-2003, 07:14 AM	#12
DSer Member Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Virginia Posts: 65	Yeah, it's really COOL to make fun of handicapped people. Jerk.

06-10-2003, 08:40 AM	#13
Amnon Member Join Date: May 2002 Posts: 140	I've got nothing against handicapped people... You know, it's a joke - When someone tells a joke about a Rabi and a Priest, is he insulting rabis and priests?

06-10-2003, 09:58 AM	#14
Frostflower New Member Join Date: Jul 2002 Posts: 13	These 'jokes' were on some MUDs advertisement? Please tell me which so I can avoid it like plague. If they weren't, then the whole post belongs to some other thread. They are cruel and demeaning to those people who have children that are handicapped. The ones I know are warm, caring people, not unfeeling monsters.

06-10-2003, 12:30 PM	#15
enigma@zebedee Member Join Date: Mar 2003 Posts: 70	Hmm, I think you are missing the point on the 'Mommy Mommy' jokes. There are a lot more out there as well - and most of them have nothing to do with disabled people. What they all have in common is being incredibly crude and tasteless. On the other hand this is definately the wrong thread for them, and I can see why people would find them offensive. So, I think you are over-reacting - but agree they don't belong here.

06-10-2003, 04:13 PM	#17
Amnon Member Join Date: May 2002 Posts: 140	Sorry... forget I wrote anything... was just a joke... Besides, handicapped people are just like the rest of us - People. And just like there are jokes about black people, or jews, or blondes, there are handicapped jokes.. Sorry some of you were offended. I seriously have nothing against them (Nothing against blacks, jews and blondes, either), just decided to throw in a couple jokes... That's all.

06-10-2003, 06:48 PM	#18
DSer Member Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Virginia Posts: 65	"We are a new mud, if you are looking for a mud that you can call Home, then come to us, because you will find everything you need from this mud, right now we are working on alots of stuff, please bare with us, and we won't let you down. -stuff of infected shadows. -spidey & gotreks." -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=- We are gorwing every day. -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=- Don't worry about rigging because the owner only accepts builder applications from those whom he knows well irl. -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=- If you have any further questions please email Humanity at Kalgor@mail.com and put Desolation in the return. -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=- Anime Universe has been a mud in development for quite some time.... Mud Created: May, 2003 -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=- (note: note affiliated with lucasfilms in any way)

07-06-2003, 11:15 AM	#19
DSer Member Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Virginia Posts: 65	-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=- There's nothing I can truly say about this mud that will make you realize how different it is from other muds, but let me try. -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-

07-22-2003, 08:38 PM	#20
Burr Member Join Date: Apr 2002 Posts: 123	Flipping on your combat light reveals it to be a mutated desert yak, you were lucky this time...

08-11-2003, 07:20 AM	#21
DSer Member Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Virginia Posts: 65

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