MUD Humor

The Vorpal Tribble · 01-15-2003, 01:32 AM

This may be a completely stupid and worthless thread, but I feel like having a bit of fun. This is faintly reminescent of the Photo Game but not exactly.

I'd like you all to post photos of what could be spells that have gone terribly wrong or backfired. Chickens in bottles, two-headed snakes, or, something such as this below (doesn't have to be animal theme of course):

Soki · 01-15-2003, 09:48 AM

Holy snot! What happened to that thing?? Perhaps along with the picture, you should post your theory on the "spell" that's "gone wrong".

The Vorpal Tribble · 01-15-2003, 10:43 AM

Lol, I'm wondering if it wouldn't be a mess up of 'Summon Speeding Train'.

http://www.coasttocoastam.com/gen/page25.html

Santrilla · 01-15-2003, 11:38 AM

Wow. That article's really wierd...

Maybe it wasn't a mess up. Maybe someone cast 'Falling Deer' and just missed.

LikitaRenn · 01-15-2003, 02:34 PM

are you sure that's a deer?

look at the head, it looks like a kangaroo!

-Likita

Rytorth · 01-15-2003, 06:09 PM

Then maybe it's a 'Bounce' spell that got a bit too much power in it?

Santrilla · 01-15-2003, 06:14 PM

You're right actually. It looks more like a kangaroo. Hmm, maybe the 'falling deer' spell went VERY wrong then...

Wenlin · 01-15-2003, 06:19 PM

Side effects of all the wind-themed spells that druids cast.

And they still cal themselves druids, bah!

DSer · 01-15-2003, 07:08 PM

Cast 'mass create wool':

A spell gone REALLY wrong (bit of nudity, but not porn)

Santrilla · 01-16-2003, 11:52 AM

Lol. That's exceedingly warped... but funny.

CSmith_Fan · 01-17-2003, 12:53 AM

Now see what happens when a newbie gets ahold of a Wand of Teleportation and doesnt use a Scroll of Identify to find out what it is??
Ehh..at least there's a chance for grilled venison.

Now where's that jar of Dwarven BBQ Sauce......?

The Vorpal Tribble · 01-17-2003, 09:52 AM

No, no, NO!!! BY THE NETHERHELLS! I wanted to destroy Washington wioth LAVA. NOT a lava LAMP!

Dionae · 01-17-2003, 11:54 PM

And this, my friends, is why you should always be aware of when your levitation spell is about to wear off...

The Vorpal Tribble · 01-18-2003, 12:04 AM

Looks more like a couple of evil mages down there did it to him!

Santrilla · 01-18-2003, 06:32 AM

Ugh, deja vu. *images of mudcrabs and ordinators fly past Santrilla's eyes*

shadowfyr · 01-18-2003, 02:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by (Santrilla @ Jan. 15 2003,11:38)

Wow. That article's really wierd...

Maybe it wasn't a mess up. Maybe someone cast 'Falling Deer' and just missed.

I was thinking more along the lines of a simple 'summon animal' spell and I blame the result on all the bloody modernization. lol

01-18-2003, 09:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by (LikitaRenn @ Jan. 15 2003,14:34)

are you sure that's a deer?

look at the head, it looks like a kangaroo!

-Likita

I bet Likita put the deer up there by bumping into it with her butt

(j/k!

You know who

Tzven · 01-19-2003, 01:08 AM

Why you should never stutter when summoning deer.

The Vorpal Tribble · 01-19-2003, 12:16 PM

The summoning spell had gone wrong yet again! And after a vicious fight both had fallen and were stiff with death.

Bruno · 01-19-2003, 08:24 PM

What happens when you screw up "animate object".

The Vorpal Tribble · 01-20-2003, 01:34 AM

DRAT and DOUBLE DRAT! That blasted rooster stepped right into my fireball spell and got in the way of my intended victim!

(PS: Bruno, that post above absolutely cracked me up)

LikitaRenn · 01-22-2003, 12:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by

I bet Likita put the deer up there by bumping into it with her butt

you horrible... BUTT!!!!!! better be glad i don't check this often....

perhaps another misdirected spell of summoning? (since it won't let me put the actual picture in my post because it's being picky about the address...

-likita

LikitaRenn · 01-22-2003, 12:30 PM

and a misdirected love spell?

hedgehog

-likita

Soki · 01-22-2003, 03:20 PM

ROFL. That poor, misguided hedgehog.

That reminds me of Raistlin's charm spell that he used on Bupu gone horribly awry.

The Vorpal Tribble · 01-24-2003, 01:30 AM

Cynthina McKenny really should stay away from the transformation spells...

Nonshagakla! <span style='color:blue'>*POOF*</span> Uh-oh, meesa in deep poodoo!

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01-15-2003, 01:32 AM	#1
The Vorpal Tribble Member Join Date: Apr 2002 Posts: 203	This may be a completely stupid and worthless thread, but I feel like having a bit of fun. This is faintly reminescent of the Photo Game but not exactly. I'd like you all to post photos of what could be spells that have gone terribly wrong or backfired. Chickens in bottles, two-headed snakes, or, something such as this below (doesn't have to be animal theme of course):

01-15-2003, 09:48 AM	#2
Soki Member Join Date: Apr 2002 Posts: 37	Holy snot! What happened to that thing?? Perhaps along with the picture, you should post your theory on the "spell" that's "gone wrong".

01-15-2003, 10:43 AM	#3
The Vorpal Tribble Member Join Date: Apr 2002 Posts: 203	Lol, I'm wondering if it wouldn't be a mess up of 'Summon Speeding Train'. http://www.coasttocoastam.com/gen/page25.html

01-15-2003, 11:38 AM	#4
Santrilla Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: Brighton, England Posts: 387	Wow. That article's really wierd... Maybe it wasn't a mess up. Maybe someone cast 'Falling Deer' and just missed.

01-15-2003, 02:34 PM	#5
LikitaRenn Member Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: portland, oregon, usa Posts: 138	are you sure that's a deer? look at the head, it looks like a kangaroo! -Likita

01-15-2003, 06:09 PM	#6
Rytorth Senior Member Join Date: May 2002 Posts: 364	Then maybe it's a 'Bounce' spell that got a bit too much power in it?

01-15-2003, 06:14 PM	#7
Santrilla Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: Brighton, England Posts: 387	You're right actually. It looks more like a kangaroo. Hmm, maybe the 'falling deer' spell went VERY wrong then...

01-15-2003, 06:19 PM	#8
Wenlin Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: TopMudSites Posts: 315	Side effects of all the wind-themed spells that druids cast. And they still cal themselves druids, bah!

01-15-2003, 07:08 PM	#9
DSer Member Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Virginia Posts: 65	Cast 'mass create wool': A spell gone REALLY wrong (bit of nudity, but not porn)

01-16-2003, 11:52 AM	#10
Santrilla Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: Brighton, England Posts: 387	Lol. That's exceedingly warped... but funny.

01-17-2003, 12:53 AM	#11
CSmith_Fan Member Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Michigan Posts: 90	Now see what happens when a newbie gets ahold of a Wand of Teleportation and doesnt use a Scroll of Identify to find out what it is?? Ehh..at least there's a chance for grilled venison. Now where's that jar of Dwarven BBQ Sauce......?

01-17-2003, 09:52 AM	#12
The Vorpal Tribble Member Join Date: Apr 2002 Posts: 203	No, no, NO!!! BY THE NETHERHELLS! I wanted to destroy Washington wioth LAVA. NOT a lava LAMP!

01-17-2003, 11:54 PM	#13
Dionae Member Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Littleton, CO, US Posts: 119	And this, my friends, is why you should always be aware of when your levitation spell is about to wear off...

01-18-2003, 12:04 AM	#14
The Vorpal Tribble Member Join Date: Apr 2002 Posts: 203	Looks more like a couple of evil mages down there did it to him!

01-18-2003, 06:32 AM	#15
Santrilla Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: Brighton, England Posts: 387	Ugh, deja vu. images of mudcrabs and ordinators fly past Santrilla's eyes

01-19-2003, 01:08 AM	#18
Tzven New Member Join Date: Jan 2003 Posts: 6	Why you should never stutter when summoning deer.

01-19-2003, 12:16 PM	#19
The Vorpal Tribble Member Join Date: Apr 2002 Posts: 203	The summoning spell had gone wrong yet again! And after a vicious fight both had fallen and were stiff with death.

01-19-2003, 08:24 PM	#20
Bruno New Member Join Date: Aug 2002 Posts: 3	What happens when you screw up "animate object".

01-20-2003, 01:34 AM	#21
The Vorpal Tribble Member Join Date: Apr 2002 Posts: 203	DRAT and DOUBLE DRAT! That blasted rooster stepped right into my fireball spell and got in the way of my intended victim! (PS: Bruno, that post above absolutely cracked me up)

01-22-2003, 12:30 PM	#23
LikitaRenn Member Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: portland, oregon, usa Posts: 138	and a misdirected love spell? hedgehog -likita

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01-22-2003, 03:20 PM	#24
Soki Member Join Date: Apr 2002 Posts: 37	ROFL. That poor, misguided hedgehog. That reminds me of Raistlin's charm spell that he used on Bupu gone horribly awry.

01-24-2003, 01:30 AM	#25
The Vorpal Tribble Member Join Date: Apr 2002 Posts: 203	Cynthina McKenny really should stay away from the transformation spells... Nonshagakla! <span style='color:blue'>POOF</span> Uh-oh, meesa in deep poodoo!