[Grey]

Yeah..there's more..

[bs] Kaa: well, I just get this feeling that nobody likes me. it's like
I'm unwelcome everywhere I go, except as a meal
[bs] Aballister: hey thats how I feel too when I walk down the street
[bs] Kaa: is it wrong to kill people because they don't like you?
[bs] Aballister: no
[bs] Kaa: good thing, or I'd have a lot to atone for
[bs]: Aballister grins, 'Heh heh heh!'.
[bs] Kaa: best rule of the game - if you can get someone else to take the
first swing, it's perfectly legal to kill them
[bs] Aballister: sounds good
[bs] Kaa: okay, I'm off to go see if I can get any of my neighbors to take
a swing at me.
[bs]: Kaa wields the steel katana.
[bs]: Kaa tips his hat.
[ Kaa has left Seasons of Almadyn ]

done!
~Grey (woot!

[melopene]

Bedwyr tells you 'I am level 40 now'
You tell Bedwyr 'nice'
Bedwyr tells you 'arent you proud?>'
You tell Bedwyr 'i am '
Bedwyr tells you 'you helped me when I was level 8'
You tell Bedwyr 'yes i did '
Bedwyr tells you 'so you wanna let me court you yet?>'


Shados answers '*bitch bitch wine wine*'
Leowyn answers 'would you like some cheese with that shados?'
Shados answers 'Yes, Swiss please, can you throw in a cookie too? I prefer the chocolate chip, milk with it too'


Llywarch says, 'one should always be be prepared, m'lady'
You nod at Llywarch.
Llywarch says, 'it is the code of the boar scouts


Krumm tells you 'can i be an immortal?'
You tell Krumm 'um no'
Krumm tells you '*grumbles*'
You tell Krumm 'heh.. we have plenty of imms '
Krumm tells you 'well you need one with a little spirit <'
You tell Krumm 's nicker'
You tell Krumm 'helps to play the mud for more than 20 mins'
Krumm tells you 'so what do ya say?'
You tell Krumm 'no, heh'
Krumm tells you 'come on, i've been a god on a diffrent mud'
You tell Krumm 'good for you'
You tell Krumm 'but.. i play that 'other mud''
You tell Krumm 'and it takes a LONG time to even be CONSIDERED for staff here'
Krumm tells you 'nah, not that on'
Krumm tells you 'is this a rp enforced mud'
You tell Krumm 'but asking definitely isnt the way to be an ancient'
You tell Krumm 'not overly enforced, but its expected'
Krumm tells you 'well i'm the rp king '
You tell Krumm 'we'll see'
Krumm tells you 'i've been playing muds for a while and i just think i'd be a good aset to the ancients here '
Krumm tells you 'are you even going to consider it?'
You tell Krumm 'no.'
Krumm tells you 'worth a shot anyhow'


[Jahron]: Where are you, Llywarch?
[Salja]: warming up the bed for one of his many ladies
[Jahron]: He's right here, but thank you.
[Salja]: jahron, i never knew you were like that

Kazad auctions 'Looking for buy a Heretic'
Dorrin auctions 'Maybe go to a church'

Remake: tunic long Vesper's tunic lies here...looking so soft and sexy you just want to rub your hands all over it.

In elven, Adaemir says 'Boats are for novices.'

In elven, Adaemir says 'Nothing like a giant rat to ruin a romantic moment.'

SabreTooFCatEatR: these bridges have guide rails?
Melopene: nod
Melopene: i should hope so
Melopene: or we'd lose a lot of elves that way

Elelia tells you 'i'm not gonna steal his wombats'

MaxPower says, 'i got my name off a hair drier'

Elelia says oocly, 'If i didn't like you, i'd smack you'
"Tia mi aven Moridin Isainde vadin": if i didn't find it disturbing, i'd kiss you just cause your the best lol

Jaegar answers 'friends brothers country men, go vote please. '

Saigein says, 'I'd perfer to think of myself as an indiscriminate meat puppet'

Xaneros disappears in a meat pie cloud.

You gossip 'Goblins are a girl's best friend... oh, no, wait.. that's diamonds. Hrm.'

You say, 'what we making first, gobbos, nymphos, orcs, trolls..'
You say, 'scratch the nympho part, thats my subconscious talking'

You whap Mazmorthazar upside the head!
Mazmorthazar slaps you stingingly.
Mazmorthazar says, 'now that foreplay is over'
You say, 'I will have you know I only sleep with nobles'
You snicker softly.
You ask, 'Are you a duke?'
Mazmorthazar says, 'only in bed'
Mazmorthazar smirks.

Solorin says, 'Time for me to take some relaxation time...I'm sick'
Solorin grabs you and ties you securely to a four poster bed.


Drastor says, 'great he does the act and leave.. and I get the punishment'
Drastor says, 'well..'
Drastor winks suggestively at you.
Drastor exclaims, 'Put it on me baby!'

You say, 'it meant torment and despair in greek'
Drastor says, 'oh.. just like a woman'

[12981] Daphne: There's a squire here. He "bares himself with pride"... um, he gets naked? I think they meant "bears". Although I like the other image a lot.

Elelia says, 'i'm so smart i amaze myself'

Moeve gossips 'a new item will be added to the score it will b called the twink-o-meter'
Moeve gossips 'you normally want that score to be low'
Moeve gossips 'if it gets too high you die'
Cerridwen gossips '"Your twink-o-meter has reached its highest point. Your site has been permanently banned because of the occurance."'

Neia says, 'my name is Neia...i think...I like the upside of fish.'

Pengolod says, 'I have money in the bank'
You say, 'i have money in a fish'

Galdorf says, 'Well, that's a cup full of retarded.'

Galdorf says, 'The underground courtyard'
You snicker softly.
Xaneros says, 'Big open place'
You say, 'yes, with fluffy clouds'
Galdorf says, 'Fake, mind you'
You nod sagely.
Galdorf says, 'But, nonetheless clouds'

Xaneros says, 'And I died to an effeminate man who was castrating me.'

[Ariadne]: what adjective can I use for metal?
[Salja]: um
[Salja]: shiny!
[Ariadne]: but..
[Wylan]: Rusty!
[Salja]: "it smells... shiny"
[Wylan]: lol
[Ariadne]: Shiny doesn't make it smell different..
[Ariadne]: hehe
[Ariadne]: It smells shiny
[Ariadne]: nono
[Ariadne]: That won't do at all
[Wylan]: The fresh scent of shiney armor... "My, you're smelling shiney today!"

[Salja]: well guests shouldnt open doors!
[Ariadne]: But.. I wouldn't want the dungeon by the duke...
[Ariadne]: Yes!
[Salja]: bad guest!
[Ariadne]: The plaque should read "Do not open that door."
[Salja]: hehe
[Wylan]: slaps the guest's wrists.
[Ariadne]: Instead of whatever it says now
[Salja]: "If you open that door, you are stupid"
[Ariadne]: hehe
[Salja]: and have a trigger when you open the door for someone to run up and yell 'HEY STUPID, CANT YOU READ?!'
[Ariadne]: "Danger, evil monster in this room."
[Ariadne]: hehe
[Ariadne]: I have in the desc that there's a guard that kicks them out
[Wylan]: "Opening this door will cause eyesore, caution"

[Salja]: what should concolor's swarm mobs be?
[Ariadne]: um..
[Ariadne]: fat bald guys
[Wylan]: Ahhhhhh!
[Ariadne]: hehe
[Salja]: hahaha
[Salja]: lorc clones
[Ariadne]: snicker
[Wylan]: Ahhhhhhh!
[Salja]: "I shall call him... mini-lorc"
[Wylan]: I'm never attacking Concolor
[Wylan]: fat bald guys and clones are too much for me

[Wenlin]

Topic hasn't been very lively recently, NOT good...
And once again, I have my usual 2 quips.

Xaneros trades you a Wenlin certified sword of justice.
You trade a Wenlin certified sword of justice to Xaneros.

You exclaim to Llywarch, 'Duke Llywarch! We're getting married!'
You hug her.(Ezylie)
Ezylie hugs you.
Llywarch asks you, 'Congratulations...?'

Ezylie quotes 'Newbie alert! Fuedel sighted.'
Xaneros quotes 'Ezylie quotes 'Newbie alert! Fuedel sighted.''
You quote 'Xaneros quotes 'Ezylie quotes 'Newbie alert! Fuedel sighted.'''
Aval quotes 'Someone quotes 'Xaneros quotes 'Ezylie quotes 'Newbie alert! Fuedel'
Someone quotes 'Someone says, 'Shutup already!''

Isyll gossips 'Okay, that does it, we need to get a major-sized party going.'
Someone gossips 'Where?'
Isyll gossips 'bottom of the ocean'

[Terloch's copyrighted yellow text] The atlas and stories pages have been updated on the website...
Someone answers '*Cheers for Terloch*'
[Terloch] answers 'don't cheer me, I didn't do it'
Aloet answers '*cheers for terloch anyway*'
Salja answers 'I feel so loved'

[melopene]

Quan question 'Where are all these Nomiki's coming from? Is Laul asexual?'

Calvin gossips 'I lurve you! I don't care if you castrate me. *tackles you down and kisses you*'

[Salja]: my mom called me this morning and said 'shave all your body parts, we're going to the beach'
[Salja]: shudder
[Someone]: I so should quote that

Keloros answers 'Get me ham sandwhich!'
Indech answers 'you said it wrong, it's "get me ham sammich"'
[Salja]: hahahahaa ham sandwich
[Salja]: "make a sandwich" is like the biggest insult you could give a person. it's so demeaning.
[Salja]: i mean #### off, sure.. that's rude. but to tell someone to do such a menial task? tsk.

[Salja]: no flags on the flags

Calvin yells 'Today, I claim war on all of you...A war fought not with swords, not with words but with....'
Calvin yells 'MUD!!!!!!!!!!!!!'

Neia yells 'IM DRUNK'
Neia yells 'BUT NOT DRUNK WHEN IM YELLING!'
Neia yells 'THATS WEIRD'

Calvin gossips 'Recycle Racism! Do you part!'

'I am not using teleport ever again' - Mroz, after teleporting into the Iwizia.

Indech question 'can I get a tell from a lowly ancient who is feeling dejected?'

[Salja]: yeah give it a privy
[Salja]: oh oh oh oh
[Salja]: make a dead animal storage room
[Tilal]: a WHAT?
[Salja]: so you can catapult dead animals over the top of the tower when people try to break in

You tell your house: 'sirus.. you know what imma ask you'
Captain of the Oak Sirus tells the house 'No Salja, you may not come over today.'
Captain of the Oak Sirus tells the house 'oh, uhh'
Captain of the Oak Sirus tells the house 'yeah, I'm not done'
You tell your house: 'you arent supposed to tell anyone about our secret meetings!'


[Salja]: What should the immigrants give in return for quamba?
[Terloch]: non-hormonal wives?


Tilal says, 'actually I was thinking of turning you into a hampster, and granting you immortality.. and a plastic ball to roll around in'
Tilal flips through a small leather-bound spell book.
Tilal says, 'let's see... hampster... hampster...'
You ask, 'Tens of thousands of years, Tilal, and all you worry for is rodents?'
Tilal says, 'halibut.. harpy... darn no hampster....'


Conner says, 'In fact, I am beginning to believe that immortality leads less to power, and more to insanity.'



[Cerridwen]: great im gonna have to bribe her...
[Salja]: no lesbian sex
[Dionae]: ew..
[Cerridwen]: crap well there goes that idea
[Cerridwen]: now what the hell am i supposed to use??
[Salja]: protein-enriched pudding?

Rustim tells you 'every great evil thing in FR is T'
Rustim tells you 'Tirome'
Rustim tells you 'Tilmon'
Rustim tells you 'Terloch'

You tell your house: 'who's up for a rousing game of elfball?'

Conner gossips 'Can I trade my shard for a better connection?'

[Daehron]: 30k will go toward spies in re...ermm...rune shards...10k will go toward paying off a small debt, and the other 10 will be invested and will return about 30k plus it's own value.
[Jahron]: -Stare-
[Daehron]: ignore anything that starts with an s, ends just before an ellipse, and has something to do with espionage.

[Salja]: dude, last night one of the players told me they named their pet after me

[Moeve]: mandrake vanished
[Salja]: nobody put him in the microwave did they?

You yell 'GOBBO ALERT AT FOUNTAIN! FAERIE WING PULLING IMMINENT!'
Zalah yells 'OHHHH NO A GOBBO!!! AHHHHH'
You yell 'OHHHH NO A LINGUIST!!! AHHHHHH'

[Dionae]

Leiya question 'what does a warm fuzzy bearskin rug do?'
Vladimir answers 'nothing, i'm pretty sure it's dead'

Ezylie question 'Is it just me or every other day does wenlin have a different last name?'

[Cerridwen]: ok blah...blah blah blah
[Vesper]: blah, blah...blah?
[Cerridwen]: uh huh and blah blah blah a blah
[Vesper]: ooooh, blah...bla-blah!
[Cerridwen]: nodnod blah blah blah bla blah!
[Vesper]: BLAH-blah??  blahblah blahhhh blah
[Cerridwen]: heh and i am actually trying to understand the blah blahs
[Vesper]: I think I understand them more than I do english.
[Cerridwen]: makes perfect sense to me too Vesp

[Salja]: yes, its generally accepted that flagpoles go outside

[Vesper]: I am one bored Baron...I need jester's.
[Dionae]: Go swim in your money bin
[Vesper]: Well...I need someone to swim with me.  =)
[Dionae]: Ask Jahron :)
[Lazerath]: what no harem?
[Vesper]: Jahron doesn't look good in a thong and Lazerath is old.  Ancients would just charm me, as well...what I need...is a good woman.
[Vesper]: A Baroness.
[Jahron]: ...
[Lazerath]: I might be old but I am one damn sexy elf
[Jahron]: I'm not that old.
[Lazerath]: and I look better for my age than you do
[Vesper]: I'm hot and loaded, you all got nothin' on me.
[Lazerath]: I have a killer garden  =)
[Vesper]: Don't make me put my gold wear my text-based mouth is.
[Jahron]: Yeah, an ass-whupping

Siban question 'What are these pictures for anyway?'
You answer 'For.. thingies..'
Siban answers 'Ahhhh! Doesn't that just explain it all!'

global> Wanna see an orc in a tutu?
Ezylie answers 'Sure'
global> http://elfwood.lysator.liu.se/loth/l...arina.jpg.html
[Daehron]: looks kinda like this girl I work with, except for the tutu
[Dionae]: hehe
[Daehron]: and the orc could use a few more chins.
Elelia answers 'that is disturbing Dionae!'
You answer 'hehe'
Ezylie answers '...........................'
Elelia answers 'i think i'm scarred for life now :('

Xaneros raises his scythe in formal salute to larsax.
Larsax looks at Xaneros.
Xaneros says, 'Yeah. I know. I dont have a scythe'
Larsax grins playfully.
Larsax says, 'okay, just wondering'

Larsax says, 'dont screw with my bear'
Timbo screws the bear
Timbo says, 'dont quote that'

[Daehron]: quest wench, are we having a quest, or not?
[Aequitas]: Can it a sec will ya?
[Dionae]: Hey, I'm not the quest wench, I am the quest mistress
[Aequitas]: She's really busy.
[Daehron]: I haven't seen you do much lately..so I figure a quest is due. *smirk*
[Daehron]: Ok.
[Daehron]: what's she doing?
[Dionae]: Dancing
[Daehron]: Oh, I wouldn't want to disrupt that.
[Daehron]: please proceed.
[Daehron]: continue...etc..

Quirren gossips 'Not working. The room isn't dark, there are no mobs, and my skeleton is being stubborn'
Vesper gossips 'Maybe if you ask him nicely? Have you given him a raise lately? Flowers and chocolates also work with skeletons, but not zombies...they just eat them.'
Zalah gossips 'how the hell do you give them a raise?'
Vesper gossips ''give raise skeleton' ....watch his workrate fly through the roof as he unleashes destruction against every bad guy you run into!'
Zalah gossips 'do you have to pay him?'
Vesper gossips 'In brains or cookies.'

Aethynn yells 'help help'
Aethynn yells 'i am being attacked'
Aethynn yells 'and repressed'

Sydney quotes 'One day, I will die, all the nobles better pray that day never comes, for the ugly truth behind the walls of the fortresses will then be released in my book, named "Sydney Book"'

[melopene]

[Salja]: roast elf on a stick, whee

[Vesper]: Dionae's female. She's naturally better at everything than me.

Dargus drops a white can of spam.
Dargus drops a black can of spam.
Dargus says, 'Pick your torture.'
You say, 'oh dear..'
Dargus falls down laughing.
You exclaim, 'I... I don't know!'

Goblinking shouts 'shut up! im trying to lag!'

Jobe gossips 'Challenge her to a nude mud wrestling match Dionae!'

[Dionae]: You say, 'Lady in distress, lady in distress here...'
[Dionae]: You say, 'Beautiful Miza'har in dire need of assistance.'

Zheff exclaims, 'Me gunna lick me lips and give her a wet kiss... that'll

make her drop tha key!'

Wenlin exclaims, 'please Dionae! With Salja in control of the universe!

We'll all die!'

Dionae gossips 'Hm.. why didn't I keep a spare key to the universe?'
Dionae gossips 'Silly me.'
You gossip 'Because you are evil, and evil is dumb.'

Wenlin asks A black tiger, 'are you a belly tiger? Do you like your belly

rubbed?'

Jobe gossips 'never fear universe! Jobe is here!'
Jobe yells 'here saljasalja'

Jobe quests 'Alaina has crabs!'
Alaina quests 'i do not !'
[Salja]: haha
Jobe quests 'Er.. nm, wrong kind.'
Wenlin quests 'I got an eggplant too, does Salja like eggplants?'
Zheff quests 'give her crabs! god that doesnt sound right'

You say, 'I desire none of these.'
Sirob asks, 'drugs?'

Jobe says, 'A secret of happiness, something that will keep you happy and warm in the coldest winter'
Jobe offers to trade comfortable wool socks with you.

[Dionae]: Unfortunately, they're all dumb as a rock

Sirob quests 'elves are yummy, half elves half as yummy.'

Aerius answers 'I am a robot designed by triggers, to kill my self, while i watch the simpsons'

[Daehron]: anything more than a 14 incher is too long.
[Salja]: i could really take that out of context, buzzlebuns
[Someone]: heh, I had a 14" the 16" makes the shot more accurate
[Salja]: ... thats not any better

[Wenlin]

Alright, I've got a few more than usual; 3 instead of 2, starting off with my favorite desc in the whole wide world! Boon's "drake"(obvious misspelling of dragon)

A great pale blue drake stands here its face twisted into a hiddious
grin, its pristine white teeth feet long.  A top its head is a mane of
flowing white hair.  About its fore-claws ice gathers clinging like
rim-frost to its arm length talons.  Dark sapphire blue eyes glare out from
beneath its ancient brow.  Standing some forty feet tall in cows all that
come into its pressence.  A faint glacial mist flows from its terrifing
vissage leaving whore-frost where it touches the walls.  
A cold drake is in excellent condition.

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Daehron question 'Why did the chicken cross scarlet street?'
Jobe answers 'to get away from Daehron '

Daehron question 'why isn't wenlin trading me his blue rune shard!?'
Someone answers 'Why is wenlin still alive'

Conner question 'Are players encouraged to produce their own quests?'
You answer 'no! It gets them kicked out of houses!'
Someone answers 'and then laughed at by their peers'

You question 'Where's the ooc channel?'
Someone answers 'in Terloch's briefcase.'

Bedwyr says, 'Then, and only then, will this wrong be righted, will this
 horrible offense to the populous of stonegate be fixed'

Bedwyr says, 'I personally have seen  many villagers murdered before my eyes
 and no one did anything about it'

(ok, those 2 aren't funny in themselves, but something was up with his macros and he kept saying them over and over again, and since its such an odd thing to say, and it was at a completely inappropriate time, I just had to keep them.)

[Wenlin]: Salja didn't give me something I could do
[Wenlin]: and now she's "not going to be back till Sunday"
[Someone]: she is at her neice's birthday
[Someone]: turning 1
[Wenlin]: dang, I didn't think Salja was that young
[Someone]: yeah.
[Someone]: she's good at that

You ask, 'dude, you're still here?'
Xaneros asks, 'Still where?'
You say, 'kitty storage'
Xaneros says, 'I think so.'
Xaneros asks, 'How can I tell?'
You say, 'by looking'
Xaneros asks, 'What is the command?'
You say, 'look'
Xaneros says, 'Oh.'
Xaneros says, 'I am.'
You say, 'I left you stranded in here for an hour'
Xaneros asks, 'Thank you?'

Timbo says, 'I got alot of beef.'
Timbo flexes his muscles...what a stud!!?!

Jobe says 'My name is Jobe, I am a actor hailing from Quessa'
Jobe says, 'I aspire to be a prostitute'

Aval says, 'My name is Aval, I am a mongoose hailing from Shatiras'
You ask, 'a mongoose?'
Aval nods.
You say, 'I thought you were a halfling'
Aval says, 'Obviously not'
Kesin says, 'My name is Kesin, Aval is a moron from Loserville'

Larsax says, 'my name is aval'
Larsax says, 'that is Larsax'
Larsax points excitedly at Kesin!
Aval says, 'No, I'm Larsax'
Kesin exclaims, 'Larsax?  My name is Aval!'
Aval exclaims, 'No, HE'S AVAL!'
Larsax says, 'Sorry, I forgot, I'm Wenlin'

An immigrant grins playfully.
You exclaim, 'whoa!'
Timbo tells the group 'an immigrant appears in a swilring mist'
You say, 'its the immigrant I charmed'
You exclaim, 'bad charmie!'
Timbo says, 'Lets get him.'
An immigrant says, 'stop killing all the mobs in stonegate.'
You exclaim, 'attack!'
(15 seconds later immigrant dies from "causes unknown")



---And now---
---The dangers of practice dummy fighting---

A manx asks, 'Why would I want PRACTICE combat?'
A manx exclaims, 'I want REAL combat!!!'
A manx tries to flee.
A manx has fled.

Manx slips and falls, hitting his head on the floor!
a manx is DEAD!!

[The Vorpal Tribble]

Kuzman says, "That's not a Pepsi. Pepsis don't crawl out of the box and look at you."

Kuzman says "Show me to your snowy mountains way down south, schvat me to your daddy's farm; let me slooshy your balalaikas ringing out, come and keep your comrade warm."

Jovan sasy: And I left that poor man to die without pants.

Luc says "I think I'll blow up some more Japanese shipping. Back in a while."

Luc says "College and players have made me evil."

Kuzman says "I'm a sucker for raven tentacles."

Luc says "Wow, it can hold 40 feet of eel and Xotl's ass? That's a big chair."

Xotl says "Wow, that's a lot of splintering emato."

[wiz] Xotl: I must pour water on myself, and let the staunch, yet pleasant odors run down the drain.

[wiz] Xotl: you weren't there so we signed you up for most things, we thought it would make you happy that we were thinking of you.

Crimson tells you, "A Dinner draws near! Command?"

Crimson says "Yes Luc, I'm a bolshy #######."

Crimson tells you, "Remains_of_guardian?? What did you do to Xotl?!?"

Jovan exclaims "I am the Toidy Fairy!"

Luc says "Once when I was really smashed I decided to see how well a real deer would stand up to me in a fight. Unfortunately, or maybe not, I couldn't catch one."

Eazine says "I've seen the sketch. The KFC bucket helps."

Eazine says "I mostly remember attacking strawberries."

Jovan says "It will be recorded in the annals (gods, that word sounds bad, especially in conjunction with 'posterity&#39 of history."

Eazine says "Ew, cross-species lovin'."

Luc says "If the answer is "all of the above" you must be one #### of a roleplayer, or a nymphomaniac."

[melopene]

[Vesper]: Nobody minds if I sound like an idiot for a moment, do they?
[Salja]: not at all, it's nothing out of the ordinary.

Pengolod says oocly, 'Im not carrying christmas on me'

[Salja]: what else should i do for the website
[Someone]: age verification for porn I upload

Daehron question 'Why did the chicken cross scarlet street?'
Jobe answers 'to get away from Daehron '
Wenlin tells you 'the chicken goes in MY quotefile!'
You tell Wenlin 'got it in mine, hehe'
Wenlin tells you 'I saw it first, my ping is 1ms less than yours'

[Vesper]: In this area...in the big mall...there is a place called "The Pottery Barn"...across from it is a place called "The People's Pottery"
[Jahron]: ...
[Salja]: different things
[Salja]: pottery barn is like interior decorating stuff, it rocks, but its expensive as hell
[Vesper]: isn't that the same as "The People's Pottery"
[Salja]: no, the peoples pottery is probably a ceramics shop
[Vesper]: I like the idea behind the names though...one pottery place is like this big, repressive monarchy pottery. The other is pottery for the people! Viva la resistance!


Dargus says, 'I think I'll answer the Ancient question first.'
Dargus says, 'Unlike other gods and immortals who powertrip and are bastards, the Ancients are being who are wise beyond their years and care for the simple mortals.'

Bertolis yells 'A gobbo is alwise strong, can fight all day long! Stupidheads get smash, killed with hard bash! *singsongy, dedicated to Salja*'

You say, 'But... I don't want a giant hamster..'

Larsax question 'Why did my hemitite recurse itself?'
You question 'Were you mean to it?'

Xaneros quotes 'Last time I saw a nose like that it had an elephant attached to it.'

Dave puts A 100-YARD LONG PILL OF MASS-DESTRUCTION! in A BAG OF MASS INFINITE DESTRUCTIONABLE DAMNANTION!.

Dargus tips Salja over and watches her roll over.

Dargus asks, 'Where's the mass destruction?'
Dave exclaims, 'Behind you!'

[Rjakegel]

Some more FR quotes:

You say "You have a giant hamster under your bum!"

An agent of the Rothen Brothers gossips 'Market Alert: Rumor has it, the Magic Broker, Henron, has had his assets siezed due to impending bankruptcy.'

Arth tells the group 'my balls itch and im horny but im not complainin '

Someone quotes 'man with itchy buttock go to sleep wake up with stink finger'

Terrace says 'I wear dirty ogre socks on my hands.'

[Dionae]

You gossip 'I have kidnapped Aaryn, and set a ransom for him for 100,000,000 gold and one sock.'
Leowyn gossips 'How much for you to keep him?'
Azariah tells you 'if i pay it does he become my slave?'
Sinon gossips 'We don't care about him'
Aaryn gossips 'Hey.'
You cackle gleefully.
Aaryn says, 'You tell your house: 'Saaaaaaaaaaaave me.''
Ananiel gossips 'LoL'
Henry answers 'Bah, you're such a bastard Leowyn.'
Aaryn says, 'Bastards.'
You snicker softly.
Jobe gossips 'Id pay it.. if it was about.. 10,000 times less.'
Zalah gossips 'jest kill them i dont have that much gold'
Clarie answers 'we all have that much gold, but where are we going to get a sock?'
You gossip 'That is the real question.. isn't it?'
Zalah gossips 'i have underwear is that good?'
You gossip 'No.. gobbo underwear is not good...'
Zalah gossips 'no it YOUR UNDERWEAR!!!!!!!'
You gossip 'What are you doing with my underwear!?'
Mercatox gossips 'You have underwear?'
Zalah gossips 'Boon gave it to me'
You gossip 'Bad Boon!'
You gossip 'Wait.. how did he get my underwear?'
Mercatox gossips 'Cross dressing again. :)'

Harken tells you 'Goodnight kiddnapper ;)'

You gossip 'Revelin has succeeded in tricking the mortals and trapping them in a bottomless void. Nice work, if you ask me.'
Kesin gossips 'I say, nice shot.'
Christoph gossips 'Anything that's bottomless or topless is fine with me '

Christoph says, 'you all are just jealous of my witty remarks :)'

Revelin says, 'you must buzz in by saying : I wear dirty ogre socks on my hands.'
Terrace says, 'so you can quote me? I think not'

Revelin quotes 'Terrace says, 'I wear dirty ogre socks on my hands.''

Daehron leaves south.
A banker pony leaves south.
Someone yells 'wrong way'
You snicker softly.
Someone yells 'up'
Someone says, 'stupid ogre'
Someone mutters something quietly to himself.
Daehron has arrived.
A banker pony has arrived.
Daehron says, 'I realize this.'
Daehron smirks.
Daehron leaves up.
A banker pony leaves up.

Dela gossips 'HEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLPPPPPPPPPPP!!!!!'
You gossip 'Ahhhhh!!!!'
Dela gossips 'im lost :('
You gossip 'Oh sorry, I was just screaming..'

Malaak says, 'Hmmm....I think i will go chop down the rest of Kisah :)'

Tilal whips Terloch across the back. This is too kinky for your taste.

Bedwyr gossips 'Can one of the ancients make it light so that I can see my girlfriend?'

[Salja]: would you take an elephant a few miles under the ocean?
[Dionae]: I would
[Boon]: yes
[Moeve]: if it had water breath why not
[Boon]: its just a small whale with legs
[Boon]: and hell if the elephant can wear plate mail carry a shield and hold onto bastard sword I'll take it to the moon

[Dionae]: three adjs for a troll? besides stupid?
[Salja]: ugly
[Salja]: green
[Salja]: lanky
[Boon]: big ugly dumb
[Someone]: flammable
[Salja]: giggle
[Chade]: lol
[Dionae]: hehe
[Dionae]: I'm gonna have to make an area with flammable trolls now..
[Salja]: hehe

Alaina gossips 'My group. any others brave enough, We are running the gauntlet soon. meet at the center'
Alaina gossips 'Pray for our souls!'
Azariah gossips 'Have fun dying'
Alaina gossips 'Yes thanks for your encouragement.'
Leowyn answers 'funeral services for Alaina will proceed 20 minutes after they enter the gauntlet.'

Timbo quotes 'Xaneros says, 'My name is Bedwyr, I am a Timbo hailing from Wenlin''

Veit question 'why did a Happy Guard attack me? He looked so happy..'

Cecilia asks, 'Would you like me to bite him, Sir?'

[Salja]: we're open and loving here, and f*ck you all, and stuff
[Dargus]: f*ck == love!!!

[melopene]

I'm beginning to think this is going to be the universal FR quotefile, hehe..

Ezylie answers 'Can anyone get me out of here..wenlin summoned me to Pussy stoarage..'
Aval answers 'heh, thats Wenlin for ya.'
Mercatox gossips 'OoooOooo that's the place to be. . .'
Mikla gossips 'cats, Mercatox... just cats.'

Xaneros says to you, 'Quessa invaded Laultopia I think.'

You yell 'mister jahrjahronon i havents seens you in blue years!'

Timbo exclaims, 'DO NOT HUG THE COW!'

Timbo shouts 'DO NOT PUSH OR HUG THE COW!'

[Daehron]: If I ever feel like building, I'll make the Island of Hairdos.

You say, 'See, we gave the goblin a bath, and now he's all wet and unhappy..'
You say, 'But look, Zalah, you smell nice and fresh.'
Zalah drys himself off
You exclaim, 'Springtime fresh!'
You giggle.
You ask, 'Doesn't he, Mercatox?'
Mercatox smells the goblin.
Mercatox says, 'He smells better, I don't know about fresh.'

You give the key to the hot chicks room to Terloch.
[Terloch]: aleady had one
[Salja]: was just making sure
[Salja]: never helps to have a spare when hot chicks are involved

Neia says, 'my brain got empty'

Timbo exclaims to you, 'DO NOT HUG THE COW!'
You giggle.
You hug him.
You focus all your bovine Zen on Timbo, and speak your thoughts. Muh-OOOOO!
Timbo gasps in astonishment.
Timbo exclaims to you, 'PAY THE PRICE ELFY!'
In minotaurian, you say 'Moo. Moo moo moo moo. moo moo.'
In minotaurian, Timbo says '*gasp*'
In minotaurian, Timbo says 'MOOOOOOOOOOOO!'

Timbo says, 'Ah, I know who ye are now.'
Timbo says, 'And I can't say I like ye much.'

Indech question 'Salja, there was something I was going to say to you but i can't remember what it was, do you?'

[melopene]

You say, 'waking up in a pool of your own vomit can be very spiritual'

Dargus pokes you in the ribs.
Dargus kisses you.  
Dargus says, 'Oh no!  Salja is being kissed by an oversized dwarf.'
You snicker softly.
You exclaim, 'hey! you can't do that when i'm in note-write mode!'

You say, 'It's a Salja party.'
You say, 'Kind of like a tupperware party, but I'm selling goblins.'

You say, 'So, guys, welcome to 'what imms really do all day''
Dargus falls down laughing.
You exclaim, 'you think we're thinking up ways to better the game for you, but NO!'
You exclaim, 'we sit around making junk!'

Conner says, 'Poker anyone, we play for souls.'

Dionae gossips 'Evil.  I mean.. hello.'

Neia tells you 'Psychiatic help. 5 farthings.'

Drastor says, 'Someone caught me when I was in the out house again'

Neia yells 'TIMBO HAS MAD COW DISEASE!'

Terrace shouts 'BLOOD BLOOD GUTS AND GORE, WHAT DO YOU THINK THOSE WEAPONS ARE FOR??'

[Salja]: ok, dave is officially a f*cking badass builder
[Salja]: i would have his babies if they built as well as he does

[Dargus]: Are you a doughnut?  huh?
[Salja]: i dunno, are you?
[Dargus]: I'm baked and have a jelly filled center.
[Dargus]: Guess I am.

Dave gives you a big bowl of cookie dough.
Dave gives a big bowl of cookie dough to Dargus.
You say, 'ooo'
You giggle.
Dave drinks black tea from a big bowl of cookie dough.
You say, 'bah'
Dargus takes the bowl of cookie dough and dumps it on his head.

Aval tells you 'Thank you, I am now the guerilla terrorist of the food industry! As a farmer, I handle all your food products!'

Ezylie tells you 'DONT GIVE HIM A TOWEL HE NEEDS A HIPPOPOTAMUS!'

Dargus says, 'People are like onions...you cut them up and they cry.'

Timbo gossips 'How much time is in the world?'
Mercatox gossips 'It can't be less than the amount of space in your head. '

[Una]: Gertan tells you 'can you tell me something'
[Una]: You tell Gertan 'sure, sometimes while no one is looking I pick my nose and put it on salja's shoes'

Boon says, 'maybe we should wash leirer's brain'

[Cerridwen]: ive been swept off my feet by a Boon! *is never going to wash these lips again*

Neia yells 'HEY, woundn't cha know, a got some dragonbalde cheese in my pocket'

[Vesper]: And I've come to the following conclusion:  After the housewipe, I will accept ONLY gnomes.  I'm making Riverdale VERY exclusive.
[Vesper]: Little gnomes who will run around, doing only my bidding.
[Salja]: any gnome, or just underpants gnomes?
[Vesper]: Underpants gnomes, who bring me the undergarments of any woman I desire.

[Vesper]: I'd rather ride the Gravitron at the carnival 24 times over after stuffing myself with Taco Bell, than think about what Mr. Fluffles is.

[Wenlin]: poor dragon, she's sweet
[Wenlin]: she just likes donkey

You say, 'yeah, you have good DNA'
Aaryn grins playfully.
Dionae snickers softly.
You say, 'let's make babies'
Aaryn exclaims, 'Ok!'
Aaryn says, 'Out, Dionae'
Aaryn grins playfully.
Dionae blinks innocently.
Aaryn asks, 'Unless you wanna do a threeway?'

Indech answers 'Salja and Dionae generally take tells..the rest of them like to know why they are being bugged...has something to do with the CIA, but they'll help'

Araltizario auctions 'I am looking to buy an adult faerie, name your own price if you have one to sell.'
You auction 'I don't think Cerises is for sale..'

[Una]: holy ancients
[Una]: where did we all come from
[Salja]: our mommies and daddies
[Thomas]: duh. mommy.
[Una]: *laugh*
[Salja]: except thomas, he came from a goat

Kintara gossips 'I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU CHILDREN DON'T STOP FIGHTING I'LL TURN THIS CAR RIGHT AROUND AND GO HOME!'

+[81] [GUIDE] Ezylie Heimmneur The problems of the future,today!

Ezylie answers 'But we love you ruyven...but saljas cooler..I mean....'
Bertolis gossips 'Ezylie's right, I mean, Down with Ezylie!'

[Salja]: hope ya feel better cerri
[Salja]: go quaff some tussin.. i mean.. umm
[Salja]: wow, i need to get out of the house

Dargus says, 'You're just jealous that the voices talk to me.'

[Wenlin]

You didn't put all of it, Salja. The dragon luved donkey in Shrek. Guh!<