[melopene]

Pengolod sings 'death death death, destruction and trees, we all live together, but I still need spirit greaves'

Agreli gossips 'There is nothing more disgusting then a horny minotaur'
Someone gossips 'oh, you've never seen a horny Ancient'

You give a moldy leather bag infested with maggots to Tholci.
You say to Tholci, 'For you.'
You say to Tholci, 'For calling me a bitch.'
Risking a slap to the face, you give Tholci a peck on the cheek.
Tholci says, 'sorry, should have called you an ungrateful stuck up hauty ass bitch instead'
You nod at Tholci.
You say to Tholci, 'get it right next time.'


Pengolod says, 'Id rather you not molest my elk'
Lacerta says, 'She doesn't mind, but I will stop'
Pengolod says, 'Its a he, and I do'


>l lacerta
You see Lacerta, he is a tall, lean ranger, a slightly evil grin on his face as his violet eyes sparkle as he contemplates his strike against the mighty Squirrel Tribe that so brutally beat him on Main Street so long ago...
Lacerta is in excellent condition.

[Dionae]

The reason why people try to avoid faeries at all cost...

Neia yells 'everybody do the faehop dance!'
Neia yells 'c'mon FAEHOP!'
Neia yells 'FAEHOP DANCE!'
Neia yells 'eat a chocochocochocolate and do the faeboogie too!'
Neia yells 'DANCE!'
Neia yells 'GET YA JUMP ROPES AND SWING YO ALE!'
Neia yells 'CAUSE WE A GUNNA HOPPAAROUND TO DA BEAT!'
Neia yells '..uhhuh...beat'
Neia yells 'DANCEADANCEADANCE!'
Neia yells 'EVERYBODY!'
Neia yells 'BE AS HYPOACTIBE AS YOU CAN!'
Neia yells 'EAT CHOCOCHOCOCHOCOLATES!'
Neia yells 'CHOCOCHOCOCHOCOLATES!'
Neia yells 'YEAH! CHOCOCHOCOCHOCOLATES!'
Neia yells 'CHOCOCHOCOCHOCOLATES!'
Neia yells 'CHOCOCHOCOCHOCOLATES!'

Angston auctions 'Looking to purchase valuable things! Send a tell if you have something of value!'

Lacerta question 'Anyone willing to help me find my body?'
Fyjit answers 'where it at?'
Celani answers 'I will I need mine anyways'

Argoth says, 'And Im getting a job at Banana Republic. I applied to all 3 stores, Banana, Gap, and Old Navy - they all want me'
Argoth says, 'so its just what I want to decide now'
Argoth says, 'you're not really talking, so I thought I'd share my recent events with you'
Argoth says, 'speaking of which, I just got back from Huntington Beach'

A tiger gossips 'They're GGGGRRRREEEEEEAAAAAAAATTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!'

Lacerta question 'Please, anyone between 25 and 35, send me a tell, we need your help Obi Wan Kenobi'

Galenn question 'anyone seen whizzle? or wizzle something like that, hes kinda small and has hairy feet?'

Lional asks, 'Well Mister I have almost everything, got a sanc shield?'
Lional snickers softly.
Tholci says, 'no, I already sold it'

Tholci does the "I'm a mage with over 100dr" dance of joy.

Tholci just ****ed himself.
Isyll looks at Tholci.
Isyll notices the wet streak down his spirit greaves.

Traker question 'can u get sick on this game'
Dorrin answers 'yes'
Tholci answers 'aye'
Farceur answers 'poisoned'
Galenn answers 'yes poison and plague'
Lional answers 'you can get drunk too...! get drunk it's FUN!'

Vesper gossips 'I should have a money bin party. We can all go swimming in my gold crowns and rare gems.'
Isyll gossips 'I always did love those money bin parties..'

[Llywarch]: we need a mwah.
[Llywarch]: social
[Vesper]: whom are you "mwahing?"
[Llywarch]: everyone?

Canae shouts 'beat him into a bloody mess dear!'

Rowen gossips 'i again apologize for bringing my dumbass of a friend to this mud'

[Someone]: heading home, back on in a bit
[Boon]: night
[Eamonn]: later sucka
[Dwenn]: Its me isn't it?
[Boon]: EAMONN !?!?!
[Dwenn]: EVERYONE HATES ME!!! *sob**sob*
[Boon]: and dwenn
[Boon]: is the world ending ?
[Dwenn]: Just mebbe Boon...Just mebbe
[Boon]: <leans out his window looking for the four horsemen>

[Llywarch]: Any Ancients up for giving Sarla a last name
[Boon]: and it would be ?
[Dwenn]: Spalarla
[Dwenn]: It rolls trippingly off the tounge

global> Just wanted to let you know kiddos, I'm back and I'll be watching...Dwenn out
Canae gossips 'I lurve you Dwenn'
Sarevok gossips 'Who was that?'

global> The drake lord says : and remember dwenn turned into a werewolf once
global> The drake lord says : he can do it again

[Marius]: who plays jahron now?
[Jahron]: Me.
[Marius]: heh

Kintara question 'Any clerics around who can come uncurse my quarterstaff?'
Boon answers 'nope but I'll curse the rest of your eq'
Lional answers 'how about you curse me with a black rune shard :)'
Kintara gossips 'sure, gimmie one to curse you with.'

Kintara gossips 'Good lord..I think I might..actually just go..EXPLORE!?!?!!! *dumdumdduuummmm!!!!*'

global> Heeelllloooooooo Stonegate! Are you ready to rock?!
Kintara gossips 'Yeah!'
global> I saaaaidddd Are you ready to ROCK?!
Galenn gossips 'ya!'
Lional answers 'YEAH!'
Kintara yells 'YEAH!!!'
Ferallwen gossips 'Nope, sorry.'
Pengolod gossips '<screams like a girl>'
[Galdorf]: eek!
global> Okay, we have to wait for Ferallwen.

[Thomas]: Galdorf.
[Thomas]: Whizzle my nizzle.
[Galdorf]: Sup
[Galdorf]: Guys
[Galdorf]: bwahahaha
[Galdorf]: Dude
[Galdorf]: Whizzle's the best name ever, man
[Galdorf]: I told him to make his last name McFizzle
[Galdorf]: But he won't listen to me
[Galdorf]: Whizzle McFizzle throwin' it down fo shizzle
[Galdorf]: my nizzle
[Marius]: damn you new people are wierd

-[81] Whizzle McFizzle of Steelforge. my nizzle

[Thomas]: Galdorf, type who.
[Thomas]: and die laughing
[Galdorf]: I saw
[Galdorf]: the mcfizzle
[Galdorf]: He Imed me
[Galdorf]: and called me an ass
[Galdorf]: bwahahaha

Pengolod question 'Is there a font god I can pray to?'
global> The font god replies: "No."
Pengolod gossips 'Damn you font god for not giving me fonts'

Canae answers 'my age in score and rp age are very different.. and.. we're not going to discuss the numbers.. <g>'
Someone answers 'yeah, I'm one damn old ogre...'
Canae answers 'Rumor has it if you poke Terloch in the right spot he crumbles into a big pile of dust.. it's all smoke and mirrors holding him together these days'
Someone answers 'rumor has it that elves taste damn fine with a wine sauce'

Calvin answers 'I hear ogres die easily. How about we find out.'
Bryant answers 'lol'
Saralysa answers 'oooo..'
[Jahron]: DO IT, FIND OUT! Beat Calvin up.
Canae answers 'I think Calvin can be the one to find out for us all if a slay counts on mob deaths, player deaths, or neither :)'

Calvin gossips '*rollls up his sleeves* That's it. Terloch, me and you. One on one!'

Ferallwen answers 'Alas, Calvin was wiped out, and smeared across the dueling arena. Thank you for playing 'Terloch wins again.''

Timbo answers 'everyone knows mino meat taste good on a seasameseed bun!'
Lacerta gossips 'I like my own flesh!'

--> Coby got toasted by a spiritual soul at Before the Gates of Castle Rondre [room 8200]
Bedwyr question 'How do you get to rondre?'
Dorrin answers 'you do something really bad to an ancient. Then you get smited a few times and sent right in.'
--> Argoth got toasted by a spiritual soul at Before the Gates of Castle Rondre [room 8200]
Someone answers 'follow the trail of bodies that lead to it from all the people who've died trying to get in....'
--> Saralysa got toasted by a spiritual soul at Before the Gates of Castle Rondre [room 8200]
--> Agreli got toasted by a spiritual soul at Before the Gates of Castle Rondre [room 8200]
Someone gossips 'yep, follow the bodies...'

Someone grats 'a spiritual soul!'
Clarie answers 'Go spiritual soul...did he hero?'
Someone answers 'nope, but killed 4 of them in the span of oh, 30 seconds'

[Terloch]: yes, don't faint, leaders and imms can see me
[Tinarith]: *groan*
[Tinarith]: what if we dont wanna look?

Timbo gossips 'Oh no! It's Boon!'
Feyrbrand gossips 'Hes here to take your man hood again!'
Conner gossips 'Knew I messed up that summon ancient spell...*growl*'

global> The drake lord says : Timbo don't make me turn you into pumpkin pie

Clarie quotes 'A cold drake gives you a long and passionate kiss, it seems to last forever...'
Araltizario gossips 'Don't his razor sharp fangs get in the way?'

Dwenn gets an angry look from Dwenn's Big Bag of Facial Expressions.
Dwenn places an angry look onto his face.
Dwenn puts a happy look in Dwenn's Big Bag of Facial Expressions.

Leowyn quests 'Mental note, do not charge the Drake down the stairs, the horse doesnt like that much.'
Aothacos quests 'mental note, the drake kills me instantly....'

--> Aothacos (questing) got ferschenned by a cold drake at A Cellar [room 25353]
Aothacos quests 'Man, I was close to living too.'

You say, 'Whatcha want Calvin?'
Calvin shrugs helplessly.
Calvin says, 'Bracelet'
You say, 'You can have gloves or anklet'
Calvin says, 'and your hand in marriage'
You clone a white bone anklet.
You say, 'Hey, that's not a prize :)'
You give a white bone anklet to Calvin.
Calvin winks suggestively at you.

You tell Canae 'Jow went off talking about rabid dogs and bunnies :)'
Canae tells you 'jow needs psychiatric help'

[Moeve]: let's rename elron Enron

Dagkor gossips 'We need blood in this bloody fountain'
Timbo gossips 'Go drink the blood in Rondre.'
Dagkor gossips 'Been there, done that, got the dagger'
Dorrin gossips 'But did you get a t-shirt saying "I went to Rondre, died to the multiplying skeletons and all I got was this stupid T-Shirt"?'
Tess gossips 'I did'
Dagkor gossips 'No, musta been cause I didn't die....'
Timbo gossips 'I got the, "I went to Rondre, got locked in and stayed there for 15 years" shirt.'

Wenlin tells you 'quick, I'm a pickpocket and don't have any pockets...give out pockets!'

You give a pocket to Wenlin.

Bedwyr says to you, 'We neEd mussic'
Azalie falls over in drunk stupor giggling
Nash breaks out maracass
Bedwyr gossips 'There is a party at the center'
You ponder the question.
Nash shakes maracass with vigor
Bedwyr says to Nash, 'yoUh nEehd someh Praosjtice with thooOoZSssSE'

You ask, 'What else can we have for the party?'
Nash says, 'a GOAT'

Nash says, 'let's get an oomla and play "Spank the oomla!"'

Erandu question 'what would happen if i kill the gluttonous lord ?'
Saralysa answers 'he dies?'

[Wenlin]

Araltizario quests 'prepare to be blown to death'
Araltizario quests 'er'

Tilal says, 'ok... Pick a spell <me>'
You exclaim, 'change sex!'
Tilal quietly incants the words, 'mutare sexus'.
Angston doesn't look like itself anymore...
Tilal quietly incants the words, 'mutare sexus'.
You feel different.
Tilal gossips 'Thanks to <me> for that little magical bit'
Feyrbrand gossips 'Awww man'
You gossip '*bows*'
Yaksha gossips 'gee....im a female now?'
Lional answers 'i don't think that ws needed'
Migdalia gossips 'Thank you, you cleared up that monthly problem for me.'
Fyjit gossips 'people are rude.'
Someone gossips 'You didnt Do Scourge like I asked!'

Tilal quietly incants the words, 'depellere magicus'.
Someone gossips 'Hey... you took my haste!'
Lional answers 'please don't do that on everyone.....'
Argoth gossips 'Too bad, I'd rather be male again'
Tilal gossips 'That one was curtesy of Argoth'

Lional gossips 'WHY DON"T YOU PEOPLE PICK COOL SPELLS.......Surrealism please....'

Tilal says, 'It is not easy to loose a wizard'
Neia shivers uncomfortably.
Neia says, 'like Wenlin'

high above the city of stonegate waves a solitary red flag.
Lional answers 'CAPTURE THE FLAG!'

Lacerta asks, 'Why the heck would I have a purse?'
Dorrin says to Lacerta, 'To keep all your makeup in.'
Dorrin says to Lacerta, 'I keep all my makeup in my purse.'
Dorrin shakes his purse full of makeup.

[CHAT] Zelminer: *cries help me*
[CHAT] -> If I help you, do I get to kill you afterwards?
[CHAT] Zelminer: ... any other offers?

[CHAT] -> Dynamite rave!
[CHAT] Raver: no i dont play DDR

Angston tells you 'me want you to enchant stuff'
You tell Angston 'err, I might make pieces of shrapnel lodge in someone's eyes'
Angston tells you 'Whatcha talkin about?'

A manx exclaims, 'Don't throw me in the fountain! I'll get all wet!'

Lional asks, 'You beep instead of call out?'
Salja says, 'you beep'
Aval slams his hand on the buzzer. BEEP!
Wenlin BEEEEEPS!!!! very loudly.
Borne emits an electronic BEEP from his nose!
Lional slams his right hand down on the buzzer. -=--=BEEP=--=-

Salja asks, 'Who was Cerridwen's father?'
Calvin says, 'Mr. Brynn.'

Timbo quotes 'Gender: male'
You quote 'Gender: female'
Dorrin quotes 'Gender: none'

Aleolus says, 'Any of you have heal-other? I just did a stim'
Wanker says, 'only a medic can use the heal skill.'
Aleolus says, 'shoot'
Kogroth asks, 'which way?'

[Dionae]

Canae says oocly, 'DIONAE PENGOLOD ATE ROADKILL'
Pengolod says oocly, 'it was good'

Pengolod says oocly, 'but it was DEAD'
Elelia says oocly, 'it was ROADKILL!'
You say oocly, 'But.. it was.. run over...'
Pengolod says oocly, 'how is it different from eating any other animal?'
Elelia says oocly, 'yes!'
Canae says oocly, 'dude'
Pengolod says oocly, 'It was still warm!'
Canae says oocly, 'you just dont eat possums'
Elelia says oocly, 'cause you don't hit other animals with cars'
Canae says oocly, 'AFTER YOU BARBECUED IT SURE'
You giggle.
Elelia says oocly, 'NASTY NASTY NASTY'
Pengolod says oocly, 'dude, it was fresh, I so promise'

You say oocly, 'Why would you eat something off the road?'
You say oocly, 'I don't eat things that have touched the floor...'
Argoth says oocly, 'thats really funny'
Pengolod says oocly, 'why not? if its freshly dead its like shooting something'
Elelia rolls on the floor laughing at your antics!
You say oocly, 'Let alone being run over :)'
Argoth says oocly, 'hey if I were with Peng, I'd try a bite too'
Argoth pats Pengolod on his head.
Elelia says oocly, 'But shooting something is not hitting it with a vehicle!'
Pengolod chuckles politely.
Argoth says oocly, 'when men are hungry, they're hungry damn it'
Pengolod says oocly, 'WHERE THE DIFFERENCE!!?'
Elelia says oocly, 'YOU JUST DON"T DO THAT MAN!!!'
Canae says oocly, 'did it have tire marks on it?'
Pengolod says oocly, 'I didnt see it'
Elelia rolls on the floor laughing at Canae's antics!
Pengolod says oocly, 'might have'
Canae shudders at the horror and represses tears.
Elelia says oocly, 'peng, your friends are messed up man.'
Argoth rolls on the floor laughing at Canae's antics!
Argoth says oocly, 'thats funny ####'

Elelia says oocly, 'Peng .. i'm never .. ever EVER coming to your house for dinner .. EVER'
You say oocly, 'haha'
Pengolod must like Elelia a great deal to beam at her so broadly!
Canae says oocly, 'hey'
Canae says oocly, 'have yall ever had pheasant?'
Argoth says oocly, 'thats good'
Elelia says oocly, 'no'
You say oocly, '"We're having possum tonight, and some unidentifiable thing I hit the other day."'
Pengolod says oocly, 'will you all bite my head off for saying Ive eaten crayfish?'
Argoth says oocly, 'ever had Ram Jerkey? thats goood too'
Elelia rolls on the floor laughing at your antics!
Canae says oocly, 'dionae make sure youre getting this in the quote file'
You nodnod.
Elelia says oocly, 'did you hit it with your car Peng?'
Pengolod says oocly, 'no'
Elelia says oocly, 'then no lol'
Pengolod says oocly, 'dude, how am I gonna hit a bloody CRAYFISH with my car'
Elelia falls to the ground and rolls around laughing hysterically.
Argoth says oocly, 'what if he bought a possum and ate it?'
Canae says oocly, 'dude'
Argoth says oocly, 'would that be better?'
Elelia says oocly, 'your the one that answered me goofball'
Canae says oocly, 'do you eat crawfish?'
You say oocly, 'So.. first Pengolod licks squirrels.. then he eats them... :)'
Pengolod throws back his head and cackles with insane glee!

Pengolod drolls at the thought of opossum on his tounge.
Pengolod throws back his head and cackles with insane glee!

Elelia says oocly, 'Hey Peng, if you ever hit a person, would you pick him up and eat him?'
Argoth says oocly, 'lol'
Pengolod says oocly, 'only if Im REAL hungry'

Argoth says oocly, 'maybe Peng prefers the company of men'
You giggle.
Pengolod smacks down Argoth for being so stupid.
Pengolod says oocly, 'only after I hit them with my car'

Argoth says oocly, 'smite kintara for saying bitchin on globals'
Canae says oocly, 'no thats fine'
Canae says oocly, 'we have really wierd language standards here'
Canae says oocly, 'like you can say ass'
Canae says oocly, 'you can say bastard'
Argoth says oocly, 'but bitchin is different bah'
Canae shrugs helplessly.
Pengolod gossips 'ass, bastard'
Pengolod pokes Canae in the ribs.
You giggle.
Canae says oocly, 'boggle'
Pengolod throws back his head and cackles with insane glee!
Canae hopes that was an emote
Pengolod says oocly, 'Cecilia tells you '!!!''
Pengolod throws back his head and cackles with insane glee!

Canae says oocly, 'oh im a lumberjack and i'm ok'
Pengolod says oocly, 'great song'
Pengolod stops using a platinum stiletto.
Pengolod holds a lumberjack axe in his hand.
Pengolod says oocly, 'I should learn that song'
You snicker softly.
Argoth says oocly, 'what song'
Pengolod says oocly, 'something about I wear womans underwear'
Pengolod says oocly, 'monty pythons Im a lumber jack'
You say oocly, 'He chops down trees, he eats dead roadkill...'
Canae says oocly, 'i put on womens clothing and hang around in bars'
Pengolod beams broadly at nothing in particular.

Pengolod yells 'where are the cats?'
Canae yells 'dead i hope'
You yell 'Don't eat them!'

Pengolod has arrived.
Pengolod hold the cat guts high.
Canae must like Pengolod a great deal to beam at him so broadly!
Pengolod eats the guts of a cat.
Pengolod chokes and gags.
Canae pats Pengolod on his head.
Pengolod says oocly, 'yummy'
In elven, Canae says 'Silly.'
Canae snorts derisively.
Canae says oocly, 'did you run over it enough?'
Pengolod pats his stomach.
Canae inquisitively raises an eyebrow at Pengolod.
Pengolod says oocly, 'I ran THROUGH it'

[Jahron]: Not touching this stuff.
[Ruyven]: Aww come on.
[Jahron]: I don't touch stuff that's given out by ancients who has a rabid, mutant bunny as a pet

Argoth says oocly, 'I wish I could kidnap someone in this game'
You say oocly, 'Me too'
You say oocly, 'Oh wait'
Argoth says oocly, 'I'd kidnap Kylara - haha that'd make Reiger ****ed'
You say oocly, 'I already kidnapped Aaryn'
You cackle gleefully.
Argoth says oocly, 'if I kidnapped Kylara - I'd have Jahron in Argoth's hands'
Argoth says oocly, 'and force Jahron to do what I please'
Adonia says oocly, 'In bed!'
Adonia says oocly, '*duck*'
Canae giggles.
You bat your eyelashes.

[Daehron]: damnit, saves failed.
[Jahron]: ?
[Daehron]: plagued by my own weapon..
[Jahron]: Haha
[Jahron]: -Grin-

Larsax yells 'i sacrificed some brains and corpses for you!'
Larsax yells 'you owe me gold!'
You yell 'Ew.. brains...'
Larsax yells 'just 10000 silver '
Larsax yells 'the brains were for terloch'
Larsax yells 'you got the corpses'

[Daehron]: apparently I can't breath under water

[Daehron]: Gimili is like the godfather.."yuus guys din't haf ta replac me! I was jus gon a lil"
[Daehron]: and galdorf is like "boss, I dint mean it! I swear! don't kill me!
[Gimili]: And I'm like... "BAM! BAM! BAM BAM BAM BAM!!!"
[Gimili]: and "BAM!"
[Gimili]: "BAM! BAM! BAM!..." for good measure.

[Jahron]: Uh, here's the thing though.
[Jahron]: Gimili's supposed to be dead
[Jahron]: And yet, he's... there.
[Gimili]: Oh yeah?
[Galdorf]: not dead
[Galdorf]: lost in the woods
[Daehron]: haha
[Gimili]: Sweet. I've had two legendary characters gone missing!
[Daehron]: apparently he's lost in stonegate now.

[Galdorf]: To the bat-cave!

[Llywarch]: well when your members aren't trying to kill you in your sleep they can get a lot of things done.

Tagof quotes 'I wake up, I scry someone, I kinda get mad at myself....why, because they're already in the same room as me....thinking that i typed look without relizing it i scry them again....man....i need sleep....'

Forehi says, 'He's like Eloquai without the temper and the urge to kill.'

Kesin asks, 'damnit, you were a good ranger what the hell did you remake as a thief for?'
Laul grins playfully.
Laul says, 'i dont know'
You say, 'Yeah, stupid Laul'
You giggle.
Kesin says, 'I outta attempt to kick your ass'

Laul asks, 'So is it really multiplaying if i log two of my chars on from diff ip adresses?'
You say, 'Yes it is'
You whap Laul upside the head!

Angston says oocly, 'What can we do..'
Aaryn says oocly, 'We?'
Angston nods.
Angston says oocly, 'We'
You snicker softly.
Aaryn says oocly, 'Don't expect me to do anything.'
Angston points excitedly at Aaryn!
Angston expects Aaryn to do something!

You say oocly, 'I had a rp fight in my head.. does that count?'
Aaryn says oocly, 'RP fight with?'
You say oocly, 'um..'
You say oocly, 'I don't remember'
Aaryn says oocly, ':\'
Aaryn says oocly, 'Kinda, yeah'
You say oocly, 'I think my character like slapped the duchess or something, and her soldier got ****ed'
You giggle.

Aaryn says oocly, 'everyone sucks then'
You say oocly, 'Yeah, everyone does suck'
You snicker softly.

[Wenlin]

Soldiers, commence quoting...NOW!

Aerusyne thrusts her sword into the air, screams 'I have the POWER!', and morphs into She-Ra!

Diputs quotes 'Too bad you can't buy a voodoo globe so that you could make the earth spin real fast and freak everybody out.'

Lional quotes 'This object requires a brain to use.'

Diputs quotes 'Dad always thought laughter was the best medicine, which I guess
is why several of us died of tuberculosis.'

Diputs quotes 'As I bit into the nectarine, it had a crisp juiciness about it
that was very pleasurable - until I realized it wasn't a nectarine at all,
but A HUMAN HEAD!!'

Calvin quotes 'How in gods name do you not notice?'

Aval quotes 'Oooo, Buffalo testicles! *crunch*'

Timbo quotes 'I guess my fear of clowns started when one killed my dad.'

Diputs quotes 'When you die, if you get a choice between going to regular
heaven or pie heaven, choose pie heaven. It might be a trick, but if it's
not, mmmmmmm, boy.'

Timbo quotes 'A good way to threaten somebody is to light a stick of dynamite.
Then you call the guy and hold the burning fuse up to the phone. "Hear that?"
you say. "That's dynamite baby."'

Timbo quotes 'I wish I had a Kryptonite cross, becuase than you could keep both
Dracula AND Superman away.'
Elisonal gossips 'but why on earth would you want to keep superman away?'
Someone says, 'Cause he's gay'

Chastity quotes 'I've got a theory, it could be bunnies!'

Dorrin quotes 'Neia slowly hops into Kordadar's mouth.'
Laul quotes 'Try to eat neia like i did'

You say to Toran, 'don't bother timbo just because he can't count'
You say to Toran, 'I can't count either, 1 2 3'
Timbo says, 'See im not the only one.'

Diputs question 'Hey guys, what's the "Gayest" class? Like, if one class were gay, which one would it be?'
Domtar gossips 'Depends, what class are you Diputs?'
Diputs answers 'Warrior, gotcha. Thanks, Domtar.'

Kalidore question 'what do you where on your elbow'
Dorrin answers 'elbowpads'
Kogroth says oocly, 'did you know that it is impossible to lick your elbow'

Toran quests 'I like to sniff them when I pick them up..'
Toran quests 'mischan'

Nash auctions 'one way romantic cruise to the Methane Labs! Come one come all!'

[Dionae]

Calvin says, 'Can I stay up here? All the mortals pick on me.'

Argoth puts a very breakable ceramic vase in a green silk sash.

Laul gossips 'Woot!'
Dorrin gossips 'Woot!'
Sipe gossips 'qoot'
Canae gossips 'Woot!'
You say, 'hehe, qoot'
You say, 'I think we should say qoot from now on...'

Icthan gossips 'in satchel'
You say, 'Poor Icthan...'
Canae asks, 'he wants to go in the satchel?'
Canae giggles.
You giggle.
Canae says, 'that'd have to be one awfully big satchel..'
Canae says, '"A small purse seems to hold quite more than its size would imply."'
Canae snickers softly.
Boon says, 'body bag'
Canae falls down laughing.

You say, 'Rj and his brothers sent me questions for a fate quest'
You snicker softly.
You say, 'Some of them are silly'
Canae says, 'ok fate quests are stupid'
Canae says, 'we need rp storyline'
Canae says, 'i did really-uber-hard trivia the other day'
Canae snickers softly.
You ask, 'what is the approximate weight of a tsuraish flyer?'
You giggle.
Canae says, 'nobody could get them right'
Canae falls to the ground and rolls around laughing hysterically.
Canae asks, 'african or european?'
You giggle.

Canae says oocly, 'hey dionae..'
You say oocly, 'Hm?'
Canae says oocly, 'canae isnt too old to have a kid, is she?'
Canae looks at herself.
You say oocly, 'She's already got a kid :)'
Canae says oocly, 'i mean 95's still damn young for an elf'
Yaksha says oocly, 'VERY'
Canae says oocly, 'yeah but we dont like that kid'
You say oocly, 'And he's like.. grown up..'
Canae says oocly, 'we want another one'
You say oocly, 'haha'
Canae says oocly, 'a GIRL'

Canae does the 'i have a half gallon of ice cream in the freezer to pad my hips even more' dance and skips off to the kitchen for more
Boon does the 'I have 6 sleeves of oreos, a box of thin mints, and a bag of hersey kisses in my room' dance.
Yaksha does the 'I got 3 boxes of Cinnamon Toast Crunch and 2 gallons of milk' dance.

Worth gossips 'Have ye heard that Worth hasn't a clue what he's doing?'

Worth question 'why is this priest trying to crush me'
Nash answers 'he likes you'

Boon gossips 'hail me or die'

[Vesper]: How in the hell is a sea monkey a sea monkey if they GROW IN FRESHWATER?!
[Daehron]: hehe
[Vesper]: *mutter*

[Vesper]: Bow before my manliness!
[Vesper]: Watch me as I over-compensate for things I don't have!
[Vesper]: AHHH, MOTH!

Argoth says oocly, 'maybe we should just overthrow Dionae instead :)'

You say oocly, 'So many newbies...'
Keloros says oocly, 'go help them'
Keloros ruffles your hair playfully.
You grin playfully.
Keloros says oocly, '=P'
You say oocly, 'Aren't you a guide?'
Keloros says oocly, 'No....'
You nudge him.
Keloros says oocly, 'see i gotta go...'
Keloros has left the game.
--> Keloros rejoins the real world. [room 25194: Rothen's Savings & Loan]
Keloros dismounts from a Haflinger horse.
A Haflinger horse stops following Keloros.
A Haflinger horse slowly fades away.
You giggle.

Neia gossips 'I SHALL DRAKE YOU ALL...was that good, Boon?'
Boon gossips 'better'
Dorrin gossips 'I shall bring frosty deathness upon you!'
global> The drake lord says : thats my line
Isyll gossips 'But what about sweet, fluffy death?'

Feyrbrand question 'BOON! How did Neia get his hands on Horn Cutter!?'
Boon answers 'he wanted to become a Boon, I stole part of his soul and he became one'
Dorrin gossips 'Hurrah'

Neia yells 'BOONS ARE THE BEST RACES EVER'

Feyrbrand answers 'Neia gets the mythical axe "Horn Cutter" from a green silk sash. This is horrible.'
Neia gossips 'I SHALL DRAKE THE LOT OF YOU!'
Feyrbrand answers 'Boon! Quit filling Neia's head with ideas!'

Guan gossips 'were would you get a ship?'
Dorrin gossips 'the shipmaker in kisah.'
Boon gossips 'I ordered it in Yelid, got it for a discount, millitary surplus'

[Daehron]: kintara's one of those double stuffed oreos...but she's missing a cookie on one side.

Calvin says to you, 'Dionae...'
Calvin asks you, 'Can I have a hug?'
You ponder the question.
A black tiger hugs Calvin.
Calvin goes *ACK* and looks somewhat worried.
You smile happily.

Wenlin waves her arms and utters the words, 'vocatio'.
Neia disappears suddenly.
Neia arrives suddenly.

[Someone]: D...?
[Dionae]: Hm?
Someone has transferred you.
Yeek! Someone lifts your shirt and blows loudly into your navel!
Someone gooses you tenderly!
Someone has transferred you.
[Someone]: :P
[Dionae]: hehe

Glaviel question 'Whats with the Rabid squirrels at center...?'
You answer 'They have been preserved in solid granite...'
Argoth tells you 'pfft'
[Daehron]: rabid whats!?
[Dionae]: hehe
Timbo question 'any chance of them escaping and finding me?'
You answer 'Maybe.. just maybe...'

global> When Ancients are bored...
global> ...bad things happen.

Kirtar stops using a rabid squirrel.
You snicker softly.
Kirtar gets a rabid squirrel.
Kirtar shows his approval by clapping his hands together.
Kirtar makes the two squirrels kiss.
You giggle.

A rabid squirrel comes flying in and hits Adonia smack in the head. Boink!
Kirtar tries to come in unnoticed.
You say, 'I've named my squirrel Foamy.'
Kirtar throws back his head and cackles with insane glee!

Nash question 'how do I make my hamster stop looking at me weird?'
Boon answers 'blind fold it'

global> Boon sneaks around as the mission impossible theme plays.

[Rhodre]: NO YOU IDIOT !
[Jahron]: Ehh?
[Rhodre]: <cackles insanely>
[Rhodre]: sorry, random outburst of rage
[Rhodre]: :P

[Vesper]

Una says, 'ooooh....living la vida loco.'
Una says, 'yech...ok, slap me.
*thowck!* You slap Una ringingly.
Una says, 'Thanks'

[Wenlin]

I am winning the quote-athon!

[   Human  ] Duchess Trystram Tirome, Duke of Tirome

Someone says, 'My name is Kogroth, I am a beach bum hailing from Stonegate'

Timbo tells the group '-*-Timbo-*-  aval has hairy toes'
Aval tells the group '-Aval- VERY hairy'
Timbo tells the group '-*-Timbo-*-  yep'
Timbo tells the group '-*-Timbo-*-  he has dreadlocks in em'
Timbo tells the group '-*-Timbo-*-  with bows'
Timbo tells the group '-*-Timbo-*-  lol'
Aval tells the group '-Aval- THe women love to run their fingers through my toe hair'
Aval tells the group '-Aval- No bows'
Timbo tells the group '-*-Timbo-*-  no bows?'
Timbo tells the group '-*-Timbo-*-  to bad'

(Terloch-copyrighted-yellow): Mahin, shut up now before I snap and seriously get ****ed off
Mahin question 'I guess this is going to dampen our relationship isn't it?'
Amon gossips 'A clerics advice to the ancients: 'Take a deep breath, and count to three; then release the bow string''

Nysitre question 'what is the symbol for Brynn?'
Galdorf answers 'the swastika.'

(gecho) Okay. Here we go.  One spell up Dwenn STyle.
Dwenn drops the spell 'up'.
>look up
A useless spell lies here labeled 'Up'.

A group of beautiful dancing girls wiggles his bottom.

Admiral Quan tells the house 'We need more..loyal people..'
Executor Vesper tells the house 'I'm about as loyal as I can get'

You auction 'a black runeshard, starting at 12k, OR a red rune shard OR a blue rune shard'
Kintara tells you 'I'll give yeh 9K for the red.'
You say, 'you don't need to give me a tell, I'm right here'
Kintara says, 'Thought you left :p'

You give a chamber pot to Radan.
Radan asks you, 'Is this a delayed wedding present?'
You say to Radan, 'err....yes'
Radan says to you, 'You're about... um, 10 years late on that, I think.  But thanks anyway.'

(This is a little bit of fun with emoting)
Wenlin whispers, 'Don't tell anyone, but I like you the best'
Kintara whispers, 'like _who_?'
Fyjit whispers, 'ahh...'
Kintara whispers, 'Who was that comment directed twords (like you the best)?'
Wenlin whispers, 'Its just a secret between you and me, ok?'
Kintara whispers, 'Why do you like me now? I mock you constantly.'
Fyjit whispers, 'okee... I am good with secrets... I like you too.'

You exclaim, 'to that wooden city!'
You exclaim, 'WoodGate!'
Cyrtilan says, 'Its Rockgate, dummy'
You say, 'No wait, that's not right either'
You ask, 'CementGate?'
Cyrtilan shakes his head.
Cyrtilan sits down and thinks deeply.
Cyrtilan asks, 'Irongate?'
You say, 'could be, they have iron'
Cyrtilan says, 'hmm'
You exclaim, 'SteelGate! Like Steelforge!'
Cyrtilan says, 'Thats it'
Cyrtilan says, 'Wait'
Cyrtilan asks, 'Dirtgate?'
You exclaim, 'MUDGate!'
Cyrtilan says, 'no...not mudgate'
Someone exclaims, 'sSzzssstoooP JOooKING awraouhhuNd Itss cjAlLEd BuMmMGahhhhte!'
You say, 'no, that doesn't sound right'
Cyrtilan asks, 'Stonegate?'
You ask, 'Stone?'
Someone asks, 'ZSssStonegAhteh???'
Someone says, 'nOoot sstooOonehgaote'
You ask, 'You crazy?'
You ask, 'What planet are you from?'
Cyrtilan exclaims, 'it was just a guess!'
Someone says, 'im ffRoMmM MmMYsSsstEry plaoneht'
Cyrtilan asks, 'Uglygate?'
Cyrtilan exclaims, 'Slategate!!!'
You ask, 'wait, what are gates made from?'
Someone asks, 'cawndy?'
Cyrtilan asks, 'Sand?'
Cyrtilan asks, 'Skin?'
Someone says, 'BooOonegAtE'
You say, 'gates aren't made from bones'
You ask, 'BloodGate?'
Someone asks, 'grillehd zjhEezzZzssZeh?'
Cyrtilan says, 'ooo'
Cyrtilan says, 'maybe....'
Cyrtilan asks, 'Firegate?'
You say, 'Fire's dangerous'
Cyrtilan asks, 'Faeriegate?'
You say, 'It it was, I'd cook me up some gates..'
Cyrtilan exclaims, 'I know!'
Cyrtilan exclaims, 'Wenlingate!'
You say, 'Ooh, sounds good'

A small toad says to you, 'Ribbit rib rib bit bit ribbit rib rbiit'
Revelin nods in enthusiastic agreement with a small toad.

A small toad exclaims, 'Their GGGGGGRRRRRRRIBIT!!'

You exclaim to A small toad, 'This is a robbery!'
A small toad asks A Stonegate Guard, 'help?'
You say to A small toad, 'hand over all your jewels and valuables'
A small toad put his legs up!
A small toad exclaims to you, 'dont harm me!'
A small toad stops using a delicate bracelet.
A small toad stops using a delicate bracelet.
A small toad exclaims, 'here, take this!'
You say, 'That's right, hand 'em over'
A small toad gives you the bird...What an ass!
A small toad falls to the ground and rolls around laughing hysterically.

A gray squirrel tosses his nuts at you.
Caedon says, 'Too....many....nuts.......'
Caedon dramatically collapses to the floor from exhaustion.  

Kuema auctions 'bowls af nasty fish stew'
Cesar auctions 'why would I want something that already says its nasty and I haven't even seen it yet!'

<- Death -> Draik picks up McBite and SWALLOWS him WHOLE! Yum!

[RACE] Wanker:  heh, I want nuclear devices of mass destruction
[RACE] Wanker:  I want to set someone up the bomb

<- Death -> Silk swallows Sinister whole .... >+< BuRP >+<
(He copied off me!)

Galdorf asks, 'Mirror, mirror, on the wall, who's the fairest of them all?'
Galdorf says, 'O' course Oi'm da fairest'
Galdorf flexes his muscles...what a stud!!?!

The vision of a horrid man arises from the altar.
Galdorf goes *ACK* and looks somewhat worried.
Galdorf exclaims, 'Elven beauty!'

You ask, 'can you survive a 1000 foot fall?'
Aval shrugs helplessly.

You ask, 'a hunting dog is licking itself?'
You say, 'that's worse than a squirrel tosses his nuts at you'
You say, 'c'mon, make a witty comment'
Aval asks, 'A/S/L?'

You exclaim to Aval, 'you fight like a dairy farmer!'
Aval exclaims to you, 'Look behind you, its the Goodyear blimp!'

[Dionae]

Jaina gossips 'Is the Prision of Iwizia a hard place?'

Adonia sings drunken verses of nonsense, offkey even.
Adonia says, 'hahhhhT RahcK quhhuiIbBle vbaOoovbBle stick fffiGuRE..'

[Trystram]: hey lly hey dio
[Llywarch]: Hi.
[Dionae]: Meow.
[Vesper]: *puurrrr*
[Vesper]: heh
[Trystram]: i thought you were a rabid squirrel
[Dionae]: No, I just hurl them at people

[Trystram]: can you dispel me dionae
[Vesper]: hehe
[Vesper]: Dionae...
[Trystram]: pleaseeeee?
[Vesper]: Meet the Duchess of Tirome.
[Trystram]: that
[Trystram]: or cast change sex again
[Trystram]: =)
[Dionae]: haha

[Trystram]: two more days till my birthday
[Trystram]: everyones getting me something right? =)
[Vesper]: I'll get you something.
[Vesper]: What do you want?
[Trystram]: I'll have a birthday banquet
[Trystram]: in tirome
[Trystram]: and sick my eagles on you all
[Trystram]: bwahahah!
[Trystram]: I think i will do a birthday banquet
[Trystram]: what do you think *nudges dionae*
[Vesper]: I'll sick my gecko on you.
[Trystram]: hmm
[Dionae]: Not the gecko...
[Vesper]: Damn right the gecko
[Trystram]: doesn't cats eat geckos?
[Vesper]: back up
[Trystram]: =P
[Vesper]: Gecko's eat Dukes who's first names begin with T
[Vesper]: and beetles.

[Trystram]: so what are you getting me vesper
[Trystram]: i want a writ of ownership..
[Vesper]: A half-orc in a thong, that jumps outta yer birthday cake
[Trystram]: or or.. 8 shards of same color
[Trystram]: or or
[Trystram]: hmm
[Vesper]: And to top it off...
[Trystram]: its my 18th too =X
[Vesper]: I'll have trolls dancing in top hats and canes

Vesper nodnodnodnodnod's at you.

Vesper gossips 'I thought you used to be a Duke......Duchess.'
Vesper chuckles politely.
You snicker softly.
Wenlin quotes '[ Human ] Duchess Trystram Tirome, Duke of Tirome - That's disturbing'
You giggle.
Vesper throws back his head and cackles with insane glee!
Trystram grumbles and growls. You wonder what's wrong...
Trystram exclaims, 'dispel me!'
Dionae is going to quote that.
You smile happily.
Vesper says, 'Vesper: 1 Trystam: 0'
You snicker softly.
Trystram mutters something quietly to herself.
Vesper says, 'to HERself.'

Moeve gossips 'there will be a copyover shortly'
Kogroth gossips 'do we need helmets for that?'
Moeve gossips 'helmets on please'
Kogroth gossips 'i don't have one'
Moeve gossips 'oh no! then you will probably die'

Dionae thinks she should change her poofin to BOING!!

Alfinngor gossips ''how do i stop flying?'
Roland answers 'Have you tried very large weights?'

Trystram tells you 'guess what'
You tell Trystram 'Hm?'
Trystram tells you 'i made a weapon =P'
You tell Trystram 'Is it good? :)'
Trystram tells you 'no'
You tell Trystram 'hehe'

Breym looks at you.
Breym says, 'Even she defies ye, minotaur.'
You say, 'I defy a lot of things.'
You nod sagely.

Conner holds a rabid squirrel in his hand.
Conner says, 'Hm.'
Conner wipes a rabid squirrel's mouth.
Conner asks you, 'And what shall I do with this? Feed it to the wolves I run with?'
You ponder the question.
You say to Conner, 'Well.. you could let it run loose around Stonegate for a while.. that's what I did...'
Conner drops a rabid squirrel.
Conner says to a rabid squirrel, "Be free little one, but do not brandish those teeth too much, you might offend the oxen."

[Vesper]: Hey, I have a club named after me!
[Vesper]: Kintara started her own club
[Vesper]: "Head of the People-Against-Vesper Club"
[Laran]: I'm working on having one of those.
[Vesper]: heh

Guan question 'so you can swear your loyalty to dukes in this game?'
Lephi answers 'dukes, barons, captains, and evil two headed ogres that live in caves and talk with a bad accent.'

Terloch trudges in, leaning on his staff.
Terloch says, 'stop multiplaying'
With a resounding WHAP!, Terloch reprimands Tagof.
Terloch trudges out, leaning on his staff.

Kilfer question 'why are you scrying me?'
Isdenar answers 'because I lurve you.'

[Rhodre]: <cackles insanely>
[Rhodre]: I'm a nut
[Daehron]: nut is a little too...soft of a term.
[Rhodre]: <grins evilly>

[Rhodre]: I can't believe someone perverted my name and made it into an area

--> Rhodre rejoins the real world. [room 28802: The Earthen Passage]
[Someone]: nooooo Rhodre left
--> Rhodre has left real life behind. [room 28802: The Earthen Passage]
[Rhodre]: Very well
[Daehron]: I have this telepathic connection with rhodre, and told him to come back.
[Dionae]: hehe
[Someone]: heh
[Rhodre]: Yes
[Rhodre]: It's annoying having insane people inside my head
[Someone]: other than yourself, right?
[Rhodre]: I call them my figments of my imagination

[Rhodre]: How long is this meeting?
[Moeve]: days sometimes months

Dwenn's beard hugs you.

Out of the shadows, a quite voice is heard: I do appologize for any inconvenience, but Vispilio is not currently here. If you wish to contact him, leave a scroll and he'll get back to you. A brief clicking sound can be heard, then silence.

Wenlin gives you a bright blue cap.
You snicker softly.
Wenlin says, 'you can be in my vigilante'
Wenlin says, 'The Blue cap vigilante consists of: Wenlin and Aval. We are at war with Camo caps(defeated), Purple caps, Red caps, Dragon Haters, and the travelling caps.'

Wenlin asks, 'what's your special power? espionage?'
You say, 'Um.. yes.'
Wenlin says, 'good'
Wenlin says, 'we need some remote explosives put on the travelling caps HQ'
You nod.

Una tells you 'shhhhhhhhhh be very quiet I'm hunting wabbits'

-[81] [GUIDE] Wenlin Darkhand, Sub-Baroness of Riverdale

Neia yells 'FEEL THE SQUIRREL!'
Neia yells 'HAHAHAHAHAHA!'

Kilfer says, 'time to go kill a dummy'
Kilfer leaves north.
Zooka asks, 'He's going to kill himself?'

Sareena walks over Anddrew and gives him a light hug.
Sareena says oocly, 'over to rather'
Anddrew says oocly, 'Ouch, she just walked over me...'

Agreli gossips 'I took on twenty five Timbo's at once, what a bunch o weaklings i got out without a scratch'
Timbo gossips 'There was 25 of me?'

Vesper gossips '10,000 gold to the first person who whips up a poem honoring myself and how filthy stinkin' loaded I am.'
Sevxo gossips 'Vesper is rich, Vesper is loaded. He can't get richer, his wallets too bloated'
Keit gossips 'Vesper Oh Vesper thy sweet stinky wallers, how keit would worship thyne awesomely money stuffed bottom if ye should drop 10k g for old buddy of yours!'
Rjakegel gossips 'I am Vesper, filthy stinking rich, the most powerful count ever, and Stonegate is my b%tch'
[Dionae]: hehehe
Agreli gossips 'Nice one Rjak!'
Vesper gossips 'Damn right it is.'
[Vesper]: *cackle*

Enlin quotes 'I wonder if Daehron has two belly buttons...He does have two heads.'

[Trystram]: bored
[Trystram]: we should have like
[Trystram]: noble version of chess
[Trystram]: where we get to use people as pieces
[Trystram]: =D
[Trystram]: like galdorf can be my bishop

Keit quotes 'a little squirrel isn't harmless.......yeah right'
global> The drake lord says : don't make me show you the ones with sharp pointy teeth
global> The drake lord says : and the rollie pollie that can rip your arm off

--> Domtar was defeated by Cecilia at A Dim Passage [room 4048]
Llywarch quotes 'Cecilia's punch injures Domtar.'
[Daehron]: did cecilia just kill domtar?
[Llywarch]: yep
[Dionae]: With a punch? :)
[Llywarch]: yep

Moeve gossips 'I would like to copyover'
Raymond answers 'We are your willing pawns whenever you wish to Moeve'
Metch gossips 'what are we getting ?'
Timbo answers 'we need crash helmets.'
You gossip 'You are all getting rabies. From all the rabid squirrels.'
Moeve gossips 'no I need shovel and a bucket for all the corpses'
Kylara gossips 'Lady Moeve, shall I dig a large hole for the bodies?'
Moeve gossips 'yes a large one'

[Trystram]: don't die
[Daehron]: I don't die!
[Daehron]: unless I'm outnumbered
[Daehron]: I'm just defenseless, weaponless and poisoned...with 3 hps left...
[Daehron]: kidding

global> Tonight is special "Throw everyone in jail" night.
Llywarch gossips 'How dare you!! OFF TO JAIL!!'
global> See amazing new places! Contact your local houseleader for more information.
Caedon gossips 'You know what they do in jail...*tremble*'
Cree quotes 'Do not pass GO. Do not collect 200 dollars.'

[Wenlin]

Topmudsites falls apart without quotes.

<- Death -> Denton spares Ikoenz's life in return for pizza!


You say in common, 'I think smacking rats with the pamphlet was effective'
Derfel exclaims in common, 'Maybe so but what did the pamphlet think!'
You say in common, 'I think he liked it'
Derfel says in common, 'I think it was a sick pamphlet'

The night watchman shouts in common, 'It is the hour of midnight and Baron Tellborn is a fink!'

>message XXX I shall haunt ye forever
You touch their mind...part of your soul floats free.
Black Wind(00:01 AM) : I'm being haunted =o

You ask in magic, 'What's your favorite magic word?'
Thuvos asks in magic, 'Me favorite word? Uhhh... it food.'
You say in magic, 'That is a good word'
You ask in magic, 'What about a favorite magic spell? Do you have one?'
Thuvos says in magic, 'Me like blueberry focus spell best'

PingPong(04:44 AM) : I can speak Elvish now
PingPong(04:44 AM) : and you can't, mwahaha!
PingPong(04:44 AM) : oh wait...
Black Wind(04:44 AM) : Silly Rowan, elven is for elves! :p

You dunk your head in the cask and drink some water.
It tastes wet.
PingPong(05:05 AM) : It tastes wet.
Black Wind(05:06 AM) : Wet is a taste?
PingPong(05:06 AM) : Not sure
Black Wind(05:06 AM) : It's more like a texture ^_^

Adonia says, 'Concolor is flowers.'

Mew says in rowan, 'Meow'
You say in rowan, 'No no no'
You say in rowan, 'Rowans do not say meow'

You say in rowan, 'Speak to me, it is the only way you will learn'
Mew asks in rowan, 'Bla bla bla?'

You say in catfolk, 'The quick brown cat jumped over the lazy dog'
Mew exclaims in catfolk, 'Lazy dogs! Supper..'

Killian exclaims, 'All your base are belong to us!'
Killian says, 'I like those newbies.'
(Killian is a mob...on a RP-manditory mud...)

Melfice force all : auction info
Item is being sold by Melfice
You are able to use this item.
Object 'melfices glock 9 mm' is type weapon, extra flags none.
Weight is 1, value is 0.
Damage is 3245246 to 532434 (average 1888840).
This razor sharp weapon can slice through armour without difficulty.
This item will degrade at approximately Sun Aug 11 18:35:54 2002

Paet chats 'which hilt is best to furge your weapon with'.
Paet chats 'forg too'.
Paet chats 'BAH forge'.

SalsaXpress: but you like the velociraptors and the WelNin cathedral better
Resplendent Posy: Sure
SalsaXpress: velociraptors ;-)
SalsaXpress: ;-)
Resplendent Posy: But they aren't wearing clothes
SalsaXpress: no, we should fix that on FR
Resplendent Posy: But.. velociraptors don't wear pants...
SalsaXpress: they do on FR, let's fix it
You nudge her.
Dionae snickers softly.

Dauthi gossips 'Your nova ===>>> DESOLATES <<<=== an old man! *Pelvic Thrust*'
Agreli quotes 'DO not quote damage'
Gobrev quotes 'Don't quote damage. -Terloch.'
You gossip 'astrek pelvic thrust astrek? and why are you picking on old men?'
Dieb quotes 'DO not quote DO not quote damage'
Dauthi quotes 'Agreli quotes 'DO not quote damage'  I did not quote it...*cackle*'
You tell Dionae 'how do you gossip "pelvic thrust" anyway?'
Dionae tells you 'um..'
You tell Dionae 'come on, make up something, all the news cameras are fixed on you'

Dauthi gossips 'Your nova does **** UNBELIEVABLE **** things to an immigrant! not quoted...This is gossip! *cackle* um...i'm done *pelvic thrust*'
You gossip 'Now the word around town is astrek cackle astrek...what is this world coming to?'

Angston answers 'You could always go to a noexit room and rp there.'
Enlin answers 'I've done that. Then, five minutes later, a new person walks in and goes to sleep there.'

[Dionae]

[Dwenn]: emote rubs his nipples in a way that makes you hot and bothered.
Karazuran exclaims, 'BUM RAPE!'
[Dwenn]: quickly
Karazuran twitches nervously.
A drunk bum rubs his nipples in a way that makes you hot and bothered.
[Dionae]: Bum rape, hehe
Karazuran says, 'yipe'
Karazuran exclaims, 'run away run away!'
Karazuran leaves south.
A drunk bum falls to the ground and rolls around laughing hysterically.
[Dwenn]: I'd say 10...that was good clean fun
Desdra says, 'that was fun.'
[Dwenn]: well maybe not clean

global> Hey kiddos, the Triple D's RP Cross Country Search Contest Thingy is coming to an rp session near you.
Saralysa gossips '.. u just lost me on that one...'
global> You never know when, where or for how long but...
Desdra snickers softly.
global> RP points shall be awarded for favorable roleplay found...
Keit gossips 'Is it triple d as in cup size?'
Desdra says, 'Never know where we will pop up.. '
You giggle.
Desdra falls to the ground and rolls around laughing hysterically.
global> That is the perfect example of unfavorable RP, Keit's earned himself a smiting!
You say, 'It's only triple d if Dwenn grows boobs :)'
Desdra snickers softly.

Keit gossips 'KILL THE EVIL WINGED SQUIRRELS! THE FUZZY ONES SHALL DIE'

Sydney gossips 'Dionae smells'
You gossip 'Like fresh roses.'
>goto sydney
Breym says oocly, 'If you taunt them, they will come.'
Sydney brings you down in a playful tackle!
You snicker softly.

Morkala tells you 'well, m'lady, is there anything else a mortal could help with, perhaps some noble trek with a noble ending?'
You tell Morkala 'Hmm...'
You tell Morkala 'Well, I'm not sure how appealing noble treks seem...'
Morkala tells you 'better then sitting on one's noble arse near a fountain'

Keit question 'is it just me or is harek a little...... scantily clad for a guard? he only has a lantern and an axe'

Bedwyr question 'If you are married can you and your wife combine rp to get a cottage?'
Una question 'if I have three husbands and two concubines can we combine rp for a cottage?'
Chade answers 'why would you want to? if there is a divorce then it's all hers'
You answer 'I don't think you can combine rpp, but you can share the cottage if you want..'
[Dionae]: hehe
Mandrake answers 'And use RPP to buy a king size loft.'

[Chade]: who's the one thats on the most and has a good head on their shoulders?
[Boon]: me
[Chade]: no I said a good head
[Chade]: :P
[Dionae]: hehe

global> Boon sneaks up on Una and Pours a bucket of ice down the back of her shirt.
global> Una reminds boon thats he's dumb and she's naked.
Keit gossips 'UNA IS NAKEY HOW DO YOU PUT STUFF DOWN HER SHIRT???'
Azhure gossips 'anyone know where the punch is.. I know where the ice is'
Angelle gossips 'she's nakey :P'
Storms gossips 'of course she is nekkid, she took her shirt off cuz it was wet!'
Caedon gossips 'I think that is what she was getting at Keit...'
global> Boon sneaks up on Una slams a shirt over her head and pours a bucket of ice down the back of her shirt.

[Galdorf]: I wish this was a pk mandatory mud sometimes
[Galdorf]: Like, now for instance
[Galdorf]: I would slay everyone that said nakey
[Dionae]: hehe
[Galdorf]: or lurve
[Galdorf]: Saying lurve would equal death
[Galdorf]: It's unnerving
[Galdorf]: Man, everyone would die in my imaginary world
[Galdorf]: I'd probably end up killing myself out of sheer boredom

[Galdorf]: My talking is in hopes that maybe you'll throw a quest to shut me up
[Chade]: nah just nochan him
[Chade]: that works
[Una]: I was thinking..
[Galdorf]: Hey, I don't like that solution

Nash question 'what are blue leaves?'
global> The drake lord says : eat it and find out
Nash gossips 'Okay....... I am trusting you boon...'
global> The drake lord says : you really shouldn't
global> The drake lord says : I'm hazardous to your health
global> The drake lord says : just ask timbo
Timbo gossips 'Boon, I'm hazardous to MY health.'

[Una]: I wear nothing but hula skirts and coconuts

Trystram tells you 'i think you should auction your self'
You tell Trystram 'hehe'
Trystram tells you 'i'll bid 2 silver =)'
Trystram tells you 'wouldn't it be cool if i go and bid on everyone'
You tell Trystram 'It will look like you need a woman badly :)'
Trystram tells you 'big pimpin =)'
You tell Trystram 'hehe, I thought that was Vesper?'
Trystram tells you 'well hes away'

[Tinarith]: have splitrock discovered the secret of asexual reproduction and not told anyone?
[Daehron]: it's not a secret...heh
[Dionae]: Yes, they learned it from Laul
[Tinarith]: or are y'all just inbred...
[Aequitas]: Dionae that was a good one...
[Tinarith]: cuz i KNOW you didn't find that many girls you could get THAT drunk......
Tinarith giggles at you. Hope it's not contagious!
[Dionae]: hehehe
[Daehron]: die tina
[Tinarith]: pffffffft......leave me alone or ill bite your ankles

[Daehron]: so..why do I have all these racial skills if I'm not special enough to use them?
[Daehron]: Your gore *** DEVASTATES *** an eerie spectre!
[Daehron]: may wanna make it so gore is restricted by race...I don't have horns.
[Dionae]: You can use your second head

[Moeve]: I cannot spell

[Someone]: ok I had an epiphany about what to give knights for beckon
[Someone]: Moeve will kill me, but I think it will be cool
[Dwenn]: hemmorhoids
[Someone]: start off with small things like trained war dogs
[Rheul]: hehe
[Someone]: but move up to people
[Dwenn]: so they can't sit on their horses

Kye answers 'Fight the Power Ancients, your years of newbie pack oppression is over '

[Dwenn]: I hate children
[Dwenn]: there sticky and often smell
[Chade]: but they are great for picking up chicks
[Dionae]: I like puppies better..

[Dwenn]: Rheul you're starting to sound like Stalin

[Dwenn]: Lo and the smack doth cometh down from up on high.

[Boon]: if al