[Tamsyn@zebedee.org]

Hey Dionae, are you a Farker?

[bhamv]

You guys might have seen this page before, it's not mine but by a person who plays the mud I usually play on. A lot of the quotes are somehow sexual in nature, since this is what this guy likes, and you might not understand all of them without not knowing the players, but there are still a few gems.

Misc quotes

My fave:
03:34 Gilgalal : help help, make the mobs stop
03:35 Gilgalal : they keep throwing xp at me

[Dwenn]

Once again some were sent to me, by request. Enjoy, these are the jokes folks!



Someone gossips 'We could all take a lesson from crayons: Some are sharp, some are
beautiful, some have weird names, all are different colors but they all have
to learn to live in the same box. '
Marynne gossips 'I refuse to live with burnt sienna.'
Someone gossips 'I also think we can learn alot from mutes.'
Aval gossips 'Life is like a box of chocolates. If a fat lady eats it, its over.
Marcus gossips 'ditto on the mutes'
You gossip 'What can we learn from mutes?'

****A WHILE later.........******

You gossip '.....Seriously what can you learn from mutes?'
Jeris gossips 'How to be quiet.'
Michelle gossips 'to shutup'
Marcus gossips 'To think more than you speak..'
Marynne gossips 'to talk with your hands?'
Cephas gossips 'I also feel that we can learn alot from toasters. I bet they know
alot about toasting bread.'
You gossip 'I take it back.'




Mesdoram gossips 'Shatai a tell please.'
Mesdoram gossips 'shatai a tell please'
Mesdoram gossips 'Shatai a tell please'
Shatai gossips 'It's easier if you're recieving them.'
Tor gossips 'hehe '
Mesdoram gossips 'Sorry'


Footman Cadineal tells the house 'YAY!'
Footman Cadineal tells the house 'What has two thumbs and gets excited.'
Footman Cadineal tells the house 'THIS GUY RIGHT HERE! ::Points his thumbs at himself::'
You tell your house: 'I'd be happy for you if I weren't worried for your sanity.'



Heron Knight Alucard tells the house 'Kaido and Roland please remove Karathos from your titles, if you wish to show alligence, wear a badge or something on your clothing.'
You tell your house: 'Might as well Call Karathos the manor house. I doubt any will not know me as Reiger,'

---Time passes---

You tell your house: 'Alucard, is that a better title?'

[ Ogre ] Lord Roland Deschain, definitely not associated with Reiger

Lord's Advisor Someone tells the house 'hahaha'
Heron Knight Someone tells the house 'lol, perfect!'
Heron Knight Alucard tells the house 'LOLOLOL *is dying*'
You tell your house: 'they'll never suspect a thing...*eyeshift*'



Lord's Advisor Someone tells the house 'You know who we need in our house?'
You tell your house: 'Jennifer?'
Lord's Advisor Someone tells the house 'Terloch'
Lord's Advisor Someone tells the house 'Man, he brings all kind of **** to the table'
You tell your house: 'yeah like supreme godlike powers...'
Lord's Advisor Someone tells the house 'Exactly!'
Lord's Advisor Someone tells the house 'Come on, not only does he have at least 30 crafts, he can make more crafts just for himself!'


Lord's Advisor Aesolo tells the house 'I am the greatest crafter who ever lived!'
Aesolo asks, 'How do I gemcut?'



Kesin gossips 'Rumor has it that Kesin hates weariness.'
Weariness gossips 'Rumor has it Weariness hates kesin.'


global> Laul, killed by his own clone...how sad, very sad.



You tell your house: 'I want to kill things. Is anyone in need of having anything killed?'
Footman Kaido tells the house 'Come to center, Roland... we're fighting a guard.'
Footman Kaido tells the house 'Silly us.'
You tell your house: 'Well thats hardly wise...'
You tell your house: 'How about something thats not on our side'
Footman Kaido tells the house 'Hehehe..'




[Someone]: You tell Erloch 'Well, there is a big ogre that lives in the sky, who's name is very close to your own. I feel it would be best for your own saftey to suggest a new name for yourself, since he can sit on me if I ask him to change his own.
[Someone]: You tell Erloch 'so you have a few moment's to consider it, before I make one up for you.
[Dwenn]: Name him Cap'n assface!
[Dwenn]: Arrrrrr me harties. I be Cap'n assface and boy do my breath stinks!
[Dwenn]: ...like ass!

[Desdra]: rofl.. how do we change the name.. I know last name, but don't know name?
[Dwenn]: try rename...
[Desdra]: rofl
[Terloch]: alter char <name> cognomen <new>
[Dwenn]: Desdra just had a case of cranial rectal inversion.




Bejahn gossips 'can someone tell me where in the realms I might be able to find a good triln replacement?'
Malpezzi gossips 'I hear faeries make good replacements, if you can get one to volunteer to float around you all day.'
Bejahn gossips 'I AM A FAERIE! *grin*'
Aval gossips 'I AM A POTATO'
(Dwenn's not yet trademarked Blue, patent pending)And I am the walrus, now enough of that or I'll koo koo kachoo you into last thursday.

[Rytorth]

Hee...my turn!

<Newbie> Poe says, "IC actions = IC consequences here. If you go up and insult Boba Feet, you're consenting to be killed by him."
<Newbie> Way faster fingers then Wik 90 times out of 100, Phoenix blinks at Poe, "Boba /Feet/?"
<Newbie> Wik says, "Because Boba's feet have killer odor."
<Public> Ashes to ashes, dust to dust; while rising from hers, the Phoenix dies of laughter.

<Public> Cooper grabs the saddle, and tames Wes.
<Public> Wes Platt goes BLIND.
<Public> Ashes to ashes, dust to dust; rising from hers the Phoenix peeeers at Coop.
<Public> Cooper says, "What?"
<Public> Wes Platt doesn't just go blind. Claws out his own eyes to detach all the synapses that are associating with that image.
<Public> Mizael says, "That's...man. I so did not need that image."
<Public> Cooper hides the behind his back.
<Public> Cooper walks slowly away, then breaks into a srpint
<Public> Mizael says, "And now Cooper's hiding his behind? Isn't this a PG Mush?"
<Public> Wes Platt calls forth all the wild ferrets in the cosos.
<Public> Mizael dances sideways until he falls off the table.
<Public> Wes Platt commands them, by the power of Greyskull, to avenge themselves on Cooper!
<Public> Cooper says, "Whoo!"
<Public> Cooper says, "I have succeded in creating choas! Again!"
<Public> Wes Platt says, "Choas?"
<Public> Cooper says, "Chaos, choas, its all the same."

<Public> Titan says, "Tie Bowie in a chair, gimme a scalpel, and I'll make Bowie sing like tweety "
<Public> Bowie snorts.
<Public> Bowie, not afraid of you!
<Public> Ashes to ashes, dust to dust; rising from hers the Phoenix notes if you tie Bowie down, give her a reasonably sharp knife, she can make him sing soprano.
<Public> Bowie, only afraid of Phoenix. *cough*
<Public> Titan says, "You will be, you -will- be.."
<Public> Theron says, "She does like to cut low on a guy."

Deke drops down from the bunk and slips his boots on. His coat is left lying in a wrinkled mess on the floor where he discarded it earlier. "Still breathin'."
[OOC] R3-G8 says, "Your coat is still breathing. That doesn't really suprise me, but.. "

<Public> Deviant Rogue says, "My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die."
<Public> Be a Black Diamond! Phoenix /likes/ the Princess Bride, Rog. "You quoting from it is kinda disturbing."
<Public> Deviant Rogue says, "Hush, you."
<Public> Deviant Rogue will duel you. To the pain!
<Public> Be a Black Diamond! Phoenix peers.
<Public> Be a Black Diamond! Phoenix thinks she can get you to the pain considerably quicker than vice versa.
<Public> Deviant Rogue says, "Nuh-uh!"
<Public> Deviant Rogue points to cup.
<Public> Be a Black Diamond! Phoenix melts the cup.
<Public> Be a Black Diamond! Phoenix knees Rog in the groin.
<Public> Be a Black Diamond! Phoenix says, "You were saying?"
<Public> Deviant Rogue sics his almost-not-girlfriend on 'Ix.
<Public> Be a Black Diamond! Phoenix flees!
<Public> Be a Black Diamond! Phoenix hides in the depths of Nar Shaddaa.
<Public> Deviant Rogue gives up.
<Public> Deviant Rogue glasses the planet.

<Newbie> Xeron has disconnected.
<Public> A-hunting we will go, with Aluksander makes thousands of high-quality copies using the Xeron Machine.
<Public> A-hunting we will go, with Aluksander says, "Cheaper than cloning."

I dunno about you guys, but I think my MU* is weirder than yours...

[Dwenn]

Here's more, one was sent in by that crazy new House leader, Chapman.


[Dwenn]: Attention attention! I am far too retarded to write notes!
[Desdra]: your insane!!
[Terloch]: hahaha
[Terloch]: now THAT should go into a quote file
[Aequitas]: That it should
[Desdra]: 80 characters... no more..
[Dwenn]: No I just hit enter before I past the line, or the line has an enter string and I put it in twice...
[Labyrus]: The note-writing system here gives me nightmares at night...
[Desdra]: me too.
[Labyrus]: I wake up, in a cold sweat, wondering if I'll go over 80 characters on the next note I write...
[Aequitas]: Yes, definatly needs to be turned into more of an *ed style
[Dwenn]: get on that Terloch.




(Terloch's trademarked yellow text)I freaked out a couple people when I said Gelath puked up some of his own

skin a bit ago...



[Terloch]: ####, even if you can only bring shrimp
[Terloch]: that would be effin great for friday
[Terloch]: and you HAVE to bring it with the heads on
[Terloch]: so we can play shrimp puppet head theatre



(title)- *Dwenn yells, 'Quit typing WHO so much!'
Laul gossips 'Hey Dwenn! im giong to type who ten times for you!'
You gossip 'Hey Laul, I'll send you flowers after I put you in the hospital.'
Laul gossips 'That is very caring of you Dwenn, i feel the love'
You gossip 'No...It'll be more of a stabbing pain...in the face.'
Rugar gossips 'Oi!! C'n ah watch??'
You gossip 'Watch? Heck you can help.'
(goto Laul)
Laul grins playfully.
Laul faints, falling to the floor with a thud.
Laul exclaims, 'aaak!!!'
Dwenn stabs Laul's face off.
Laul grabs his face.
Laul runs around in circles freaking out.
Laul gossips 'Help!!! Dwenn stabbed me in the face!'



[Ruyven]: Oh yea, Im happy. I presently got about $330 in my pocket
[Dwenn]: Which pocket?
[Ruyven]: Right, and DONT get ideas
[Dwenn]: *yoink*
[Ruyven]: Yea, right.
[Ruyven]: Zipped.
[Dwenn]: I got a fast modem...Its gone before you even realized it
[Ruyven]: Heh
[Ruyven]: And I run fast, so be warned
[Ruyven]: Yea, I cant WAIT for May 6th-8th
[Dwenn]: Why? You finally gonna get those genital warts taken care of?
[Ruyven]: Nope
[Dwenn]: You might wanna look into that...



[Rugar]: *makes a gossip about Dwarf Ancients and everyone stops thanking Dwenn....*
[Rugar]: Anyone else see that?
[Dwenn]: I'm used to it. You get a response like that when all you do is constantly belittle morons...I mean mortals.
[Dwenn]: ####...I did it again.
[Rugar]: It's ok Dwenn...



[Rheul]: Hey, I just thought of something!
[Rheul]: Nash and Laul: they are like...Saraman and that other guy that always follows him around, if we are looking into some LOTR allusions
[Dwenn]: Which one is Sarumon?
[Rheul]: the white wizard guy in the tower
[Dwenn]: *sigh* Nash or laul...
[Rheul]: heh. Laul
[Kailania]: ROFL
[Dwenn]: I appreciate that you talk to me like I'm a moron though...
[Rheul]: Nash is the guy that threw the black orb thing out the tower then they were sieged inside it
[Dwenn]: You mean Wormtongue?
[Rheul]: yeah, that one!
[Dwenn]: And gandalf is the little furry footed fellow right?
[Rheul]: No silly, he's the one with the bow
[Dwenn]: I thought that was the dwarf...
[Dwenn]: Strider or something like that
[Kailania]: Gandalf is the wizard
[Kailania]: Strider is the ranger
[Dwenn]: Kai...We need to get you a sarcasm detector...
[Rheul]: Yeah, and I'm Elvis. You need to read the books more often, the movies have it wrong, Kailania.
[Kailania]: *Blush*
[Rheul]:
[Rheul]: Anyways, that's my depiction of the relations between Nash and Laul.
[Dwenn]: How tall are you kai?
[Dwenn]: Cuz the last couple remarks flew RIGHT over your head...
[Dwenn]: *rimshot*



[Ruyven]: Right now, Im kinda talking to a good friend of mine about ****
[Dwenn]: Theres a conversation starter
[Kailania]: Heh
[Terloch]: corn-filled chunky?
[Dwenn]: how ya doin bill? Well I've been slightly irregular...yourself?
[Terloch]: hahahaha
[Dwenn]: Like clockwork...smooth and creamy
[Kailania]: rofl
[Terloch]: ROFL
[Ruyven]: lol
[Terloch]: oh ****, THAT goes in a quotefile



Kasmira tells the group ' ** Kasmira ** I want to kill you, do you mind?'



Mordecai gossips '... ihad a necromancer cast continual light on a ball of darkness .... i was kinda hping for an explosion'
Lucirus gossips 'I had a necro cast continual darkness on a ball of light, hopping to create a paradoxial rift in time space thus causeing the universe to collapse, it didn't work though...'
(Dwenn's not yet trademarked blue, patent pending)And you better be glad...
Slade gossips 'good try'
Jameas gossips 'Really Lucirus cause I was just sent through a time portal to the year 2085.....'
(Dwenn Again)And the next person I see trying to turn a bag of holding inside out to walk through a wall will be summarilly executed.
Lucirus gossips 'thats someone elses fault I did this months ago'
Domak gossips 'could we put a portalble hole inside a bag of holding?'
Domak gossips 'and cause the universe to crash?'
(Guess who...)Only if you think you can run faster than I can eviscerate you.

[Rytorth]

<Public> Maestro Aluksander thinks Cin's alt is a disappointing endeavour.
<Public> Cinnabar says, "Pfft! You give up way too easy."
<Public> Maestro Aluksander says, "Yeah? So?"
<Public> Maestro Aluksander heeheehees.
<Public> Cinnabar says, "She's Everest. Keep climbing if you want the summit. If a woman ain't challenging, what fun is it?"
<Public> Cinnabar says, "Just try to not kidnap this one."
<Public> Maestro Aluksander fehs. "It's not about fun. It's about ease of access. I'm crippled. I'm supposed to be able to get into everything. "
<Public> Born from the heart of the flame, the Phoenix snickers.

[melopene]

All I can say is, I haven't read this board in a LONG time and I can't believe this same quotefile thread is still up. (I do still keep a quotefile, too... it's getting too big to manage. <g>)


[Caym]: Marod is breeding
[Caym]: Maybe we need to get a lifeguard for the gene pool

[Wenlin]

Mort tells you 'Er, kinda of an odd question, but.. where does that mask you have drop?'
You tell Mort 'I wouldn't know'
Mort tells you 'Is that near Quessa?'

Areia gives a junky rock pick to a elven maiden.

Laucos gossips 'hehe, i got a mini bar from the corpse of a cat!'

Rugar licks the floor with Wenlin.
You think Rugar is really gross!
You say, 'That sounds so wrong'

Escobar asks Aloriah, 'ah...what is a ideal knight?'
Aloriah says, 'One that serves without question, obeys orders without thinking, and protects his charge to death and beyond if need be.'
Escobar says to Aloriah, 'thats a golem not a knight'

Zorgon gossips 'i can still only see 70.....'
You gossip 'Get your eyes checked'
Zorgon gossips 'i can still only see 70.....'

Someone gossips 'Terloch, can you disable the quit command for a bit?'

[INFO]: Shambo got himself killed.
[INFO]: Shambo should have never missed those flight-school lessons.

[OOC] Kenthar: Now it's time to attack Ronin
[OOC] Ronin: you dont have my cords
[OOC] Kenthar: Yes I do
[OOC] Ronin: what are they?
[OOC] Kenthar: anything I say, you'll just say no
[OOC] Ronin: okay
[OOC] Kenthar: watch, your coords are 1000,1000
[OOC] Kenthar: right?
[OOC] Ronin: HOWD YOU KNOW??
[OOC] Finale: wow Kenthar, are you psychic? =P
[OOC] Ronin: hes gotta be

[OOC] Mincrae: what the heck is dragon?

[OOC] Ronin: FInale what are you doing?
[OOC] Finale: what are YOU doing?
[OOC] Artz: What are YOU!!! doing
[OOC] Ronin: uh
[OOC] Ronin: standing here?
[OOC] Someone: I wish we could sit
[OOC] Someone: Someone should code sitting
[OOC] Someone: i wish i could fart

[Wenlin]

[GOSSIP] Kenthar: *Holds a gun to the HQ's head* I am holding your HQ hostage! Give me $25,000 and a bowl of salad. I know what you're thinking; That's a lot of lettiuce, isn't it?
[GOSSIP] Gorn: rofl
[GOSSIP] Kenthar: or it's a lot of lettuce too, without an I

Kenthar: You want to build a tank in my garage?
Ronin: No
Ronin: I want you to build a tank in your garage
Ronin: wait

[INFO]: Artemis got himself killed.
[INFO]: Artemis should have never missed those flight-school lessons.
[OOC] Mussolini: Art got high on tea and crashed

[OOC] Gunner: any of you newb wanna die?
[OOC] Kenthar: ooh, me! me!
[OOC] Kenthar: attack me!
[OOC] Gunner: umm no thanks

[OOC] Spelguru: I have finished the most lethal building in the game... fear me, for I have not just 1, but 2!!! lumberyards!
[OOC] Kenthar: you can't have 2 superweapons
[OOC] Kenthar: demolish that second lumberyard right now!
[OOC] Spelguru: why?
[OOC] Kenthar: because
[OOC] Kenthar: you can't have 2 superweapons
[OOC] Spelguru: so I broke the rules by building a third just now and will build a 4th 5th and 6th too?
[OOC] Gorn: fear me i have six mines

[OOC] Spelguru: but why "bah"? are you some kind of sheep?

[The Vorpal Tribble]

[chat] Brainiac: or better yet why waste billion of quatloos to come here to push down corn?

[chat] Sirius: "I'm a red blooded male who lives near San Francisco. Of course I have panties."

[chat] Schizo: It ain't Soodee Pop!

[chat] Xotl: "Not wee-wee's ####, almost sounds like you've never neutered before..."

[chat] Absent: gird your mental loins.

[chat] Glennthepaladin gives pyro a non-married VT sword.

[chat] Zinnia: Satan is not cool.

[chat] Boron: Walking down the street, and all of a sudden your pants fall off.

[chat] Pyromastaforeva: I'll stab you.
[chat] Flyingace: thanks for making my decision.

[chat] Slade wants to have kuzman's babies.

[chat] Ergot: that is not just any muffin, that is the muffin spoken about in all the prophecies.

[chat] Ventrasei is surrounded by textile goddesses.

[chat] Caoineag: Wait, murder or tea? I'm confused.

[chat] Vorpaltribble: A young woman with completely white eyes blows too hard
and makes a loud screech on her severed xotl butt.
[chat] Pyromastaforeva: OMG.
[chat] Alice: rofl .
[chat] Glennthepaladin: LOL.
[chat] Pyromastaforeva: omg ... guts ... hurting.
[chat] Glennthepaladin: my insides feel like bursting.

An old man with shoulder-length brown hair says in Generic, "We used to have
hobbits with pipes and names that sounded like obscene toys."

A young woman with completely white eyes blows too hard and makes a loud
screech on her severed xotl butt.
A young woman with completely white eyes finishes playing a severed xotl butt.
An ancient male braman with intellectual emerald eyes says "Need to double
tongue that instrument it appears."
An ancient female were-googolpede with a glittery blue carapace says in
Generic, "That's just wrong."
An ancient male braman with intellectual emerald eyes says "Very wrong."
An old man with shoulder-length brown hair says in Generic, "I don't think he
was trying to play sixteenth notes."

An ancient female were-googolpede with a glittery purple carapace asks in
Generic, "Why can't I levitate my apostrophe?"

[Shao_Long]

*** chats: you cant buy love:/

*** openly traffics: looking for seth, old clan, offering much love!


--
I guess you can, after all!

[The Vorpal Tribble]

[chat] Ventrasei is surrounded by textile goddesses.

[chat] Caoineag: Wait, murder or tea? I'm confused.

[chat] Ratzo: What flavor is that? it's bloody seabird flavor!

[chat] Xyrec: no one thought it, no one thunk it, no one knew, about the great cow guru......cows are one.

[chat] Namir hits her chest with her fist. "Me big an' got big foots! Me stomp!"

[chat] Eagleon: A large, smokey yellow bead, rather.

[chat] Luc: I wouldn't dignify it with the name "conversation", myself.

[chat] Jpwolfman feels stupified.

[chat] Sirius: Some, like crimson, while knowledgable, couldn't code a paper
bag if they tried.
[chat] Crimson clears her throat.
[chat] Crimson: I can indeed code a paper bag. I can even code my way out of
the wet paper bag that Luc doesn't have anymore.

[chat] Pyromastaforeva: if there's not dragons in DM.
[chat] Pyromastaforeva: why was he a dragon.
[chat] Vorpaltribble: i didn't know...
[chat] Vorpaltribble: why is crimson an undead were-googolpede wearing christmas lights?
[chat] Vorpaltribble: don't ask me...
[chat] Pyromastaforeva: LOL.
[chat] Crimson: I'm not undead!
[chat] Crimson: At least I don't think I am...
[chat] Pyromastaforeva: Crimson, it's not xmas yet =P.
[chat] Vorpaltribble: your dead.
[chat] Vorpaltribble: said so in description.
[chat] Crimson: Am I?
[chat] Vorpaltribble nods.
[chat] Crimson checks.
[chat] Vorpaltribble: were couple weeks ago anyways.
[chat] Pyromastaforeva: haha.
[chat] Crimson: Oh, I am. Whoops.

[Enzo]

That confused me beyond belief. Was that really suppose to be posted under humor?

[The Vorpal Tribble]

[chat] Pyromastaforeva: the bunnies are on a pk rampage now.

[chat] Loseph eats his fetish.

[chat] Ventrasei: sadistic much Luc?
[chat] Luc: Just a little.

[chat] Xyrec: no no, don't jog, don't run even, sprint as fast as your stumpy
little legs will carry you.
[chat] Andacar: if they're stumpy already it's too late.

[chat] Loseph: you mean you want us all to be nice to each other ?

[chat] Xotl: I believe syntax: place fig leaf on nipples works as well.

[chat] Sirius personally assaults Luc.

[chat] Xotl: you are all obviously smoking some very strong drus.
[chat] Xotl: err... drugs.

[chat] Tempus gets a big grey beard and yells "FLAME OF URDU, DARK SPORKS WILL
NOT AVAIL YOU!"

[chat] Ascension: Remember folks, the fact that this is just a game doesn't
mean you have to be an idiot.

[chat] Corannie: Yeah. Redox equations in chemistry were like that, too. That was just partially because there are weirdass rules in chemistry that make sense to 200 year old guys with handlebar mustaches.

[newbie] Yokunama: some have buckets you can play with, some don't.

[chat] Eagleon: Roll on floor laughing your monkey ankle yogurt off?

[chat] Xotl: no, on a beach in hawaii drinking daquiries and getting sun tan lotion rubbed on me by a gorgeous blond local girl.
[chat] Xotl: yes, yes, your head admin is pretty cool.

[chat] Slade wouldnt want to be alice's liver.
[chat] Alice: my livers having a rest atm...working on the lungs

[chat] Eagleon: It also keeps the MUD alive, IMO. You have to know that there are real people around in this big world.
[chat] Pyromastaforeva: real? people? world?!

[chat] Sael yells "Fresh Meat!" through chat...

[chat] Slade: never trust a tomatoe with hair.

[Wenlin]

Too bad there's no more Dionaes are Melopenes around here anymore.

[MUSIC] Kenthar: Badgers Badgers Badgers Badgers Badgers Badgers Badgers
Badgers Badgers Badgers Badgers MUSHROOM MUSHROOM
[MUSIC] Tabris: Oh, damnit, nooooo!
[MUSIC] Tabris: Snaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaake

[OOC] Spelguru: Alright, if none of the bounties has been collected within 10 mins, I'll remove the bounties I
made
[OOC] Spelguru: so hurry up and kill those bountees
[OOC] Kenthar: oh boy, I can get atom bomber upgrades
[OOC] Adirath: lol
[OOC] Spelguru: your right, I'll just junk em
%%% Disconnected from server.
[OOC] Spelguru: WASNT ME!
[OOC] Sadriel: *peer*
[OOC] Blaze: now that would be a funny screen shot
[OOC] Kenthar: Spelguru! junking the atom bomber upgrades crashes the mud!

(You OOC): now I get my old title
(You OOC): and then, I shall RULE THE WORLD!
(Kiyoshi OOC): sorry you can't rule the world
(Kiyoshi OOC): I'm third in line for that already
(Rouen OOC): im second
(Rouen OOC): Commie is first
(Comrade OOC): the red army shall reign supreme

The Great Lion ROARS: Lancet has been brutally slain by the corpse of Lancet!
(You OOC): yeowza!
(Rail OOC): crazy!
(You OOC): that goes in the quotefile!

[Rytorth]

<span style='color:green'>OOC</span> Valerie says, "I can recite lyrics to dozens upon dozens of songs, but I can't remember things like MUSH commands or where I left my car keys. Maybe we should set the commands to music. "
<span style='color:green'>OOC</span> Rytorth grins, "~o/The MUSH is alive/To the sound of music../o~"

Seblinib's ears are moving all around, trying to detect anything out of the ordinary while he keeps hacking away at the brush.
Talbott doesn't opt to use his eyes, instead sweeping the flashlight left and right to illuminate the scanner display. He takes an occasional glance at his feet. "I don't suppose they gave you any details on the vessel."
Kairin rolls her eyes, "How much detail do you need? You look for the big crashed thing in the crater."

One of the reasons why you /shouldn't/ RP into the wee hours of the morning..
<span style='color:green'>OOC</span> Xen says, "Go newt!"
<span style='color:green'>OOC</span> Xen says, "Hit that minty highway!"
<span style='color:green'>OOC</span> Sofijna peeers at Xen, "Someone needs sleep. And it's not just me."

Why Ungstiri are so healthy..
<Public> Scary Space Lizard Giirvoth notes that a moderate alcohol intake has been proven to reduce the rate of heart disease.
Smislav drops himself onto a stool and waves towards the bartender. "Vodka!" he calls.

<Public> No need for Daelan says, "Darn, I'm out of ones. Can you break a twenty?"
<Public> Coruthtuth can break many things.
<Public> The Original Pasty Cult! Brody laughs

Coruthtuth still stands in the entrance, glowering at Volarn. She grunts, "Stupid glowie no glow softskin live short time." She gestures, just in case he doesn't understand, making a small space between two of her claws, "Short. Stupid glowie no glow softskin not cross Boss. Stupid glowie no glow softskin cross others. Not now. Later." Such a pity she doesn't speak Standard all that well..it'd be so much easier to get across what she's trying to say.
Volarn blinks, apparently at a loss for the meaning of this. "Excuse me, but would you mind if I simply scanned you for the meaning of that?"
Coruthtuth growls softly, "Stupid glowie no glow softskin /no/ mudbrain Coru. Stupid glowie softskin mudbrain Coru, Coru bash stupid glowie no glow softskin. Coru bestererer bashererer." Yeesh..she needs a translator.
Volarn sighs, softly, and then states, "Fortunately, Ma'am, I have no desire to 'mudbrain' you. And if I did, I assure you, you would not bash me. Or anyone else, for that matter."
Coruthtuth continues to glower at Volarn, "Stupid glowie no glow softskin mudbrain Coru, Coru bash stupid glowie no glow softskin." It's not a threat - it's a statement of fact. She doesn't notice Malxa yet, attention on the Vollistan.
Volarn sighs, shaking his head. "No. You wouldn't." He also seems to be stating fact more then threatening.
Coruthtuth growls, "Yes. Coru bash. Coru besterer basherer. Stupid glowie no glow softskin no mudbrain Coru." She bares her rather nasty looking fangs at the Vollistan, trying to get the rather simple point across.
<span style='color:red'>You paged Volarn with 'And the point is: You try any of your psionic tricks on me and I'll kill you '.</span>
<span style='color:yellow'>From afar, Volarn <vl> likes his point better: If I try any of my psionic tricks on you, you won't do much more then drool and eat ground up carrots. =)</span>

Edited to add:
Oh, and I /still/ think my MU* is weirder than yours.