[Dionae]

[Vesper]: I just had an amazing idea..
[Jahron]: -Eye-
[Vesper]: I think every house leader should be able to summon the power of their house totem.
[Vesper]: except for Daehron, because he has two heads.

[Salja]: what if youre not in touch with your totem?
[Vesper]: I always touch my totem.
[Jahron]: ...
[Salja]: what if you let one of your beloved ravens die? would they come then? would they? HUH? HUH?
[Dionae]: ew...
[Terloch]: that's just wrong
[Salja]: put that in the quote file dionae
[Dionae]: hehe
[Jahron]: I knew it.
[Vesper]: in touch with my totem...pervs...
[Vesper]: heh

Timbo yells 'Hello'
Tilal yells '!olleH'

[Vesper]: I'm really a nervous hermit IRL, who sleeps behind trees deep in the woods and spouts out various psalms at wandering strangers.

[Boon]: Dionae I need your pillow I lost the key to mine

In faeril, Rowan says 'yes, i must become studly too'

Alaric asks, 'what are restrings?'
You say, 'You can get an item renamed'
Morpheo says, 'If you have the proper component, (Or if you get an ancient drunk enough)'
Morpheo winks at Alaric.
You giggle.

You exclaim, 'Oh, Boon had a tea party once!'
You say, 'Except Dearg and Kelvan crashed it...'
Morpheo says, 'Lol '
You say, 'I think that's when Boon turned to evil'
You snicker softly.
Morpheo says, 'Poor misguided boon'
You grin playfully.
Morpheo says, 'Under that Dark Lord of Destruction is a kind-hearted kid just itching to come out'

Tlyara question 'Could someone tell me what year it is in Kirganthis time?'
Terloch answers '6pm'

[Lazerath]: terl do I get my cool weapon now ?
[Chade]: we have a spoon and a fork ready for you
[Terloch]: no, I haven't made yours yet
[Lazerath]: oh....
[Terloch]: I have to finish all of them in general
[Lazerath]: I'll take the spoon and fork untill then

[Cerridwen]: 5 house leaders, quick, make it look like we're plotting something

[Daehron]: Hush salja...you play 26 hours a day...sometimes 28.

Eloquai says oocly, 'Larsax, tell me if this works'
Eloquai glows slightly and intones the words, 'destroy cursed'.
Larsax convulses as he tosses a fine mithril bracer to the ground, destroying it.
You giggle.
Larsax says, 'thanks ass'
Eloquai snickers softly.
Larsax says, 'tell me if this works'
Eloquai says, 'Ok.'
Larsax chants the words, 'murusi de spinae'.
Larsax encases the way east in thorns.
Larsax says, 'run east and west 50 times'

Henron places a hungry bobcat on his head.

Boon says oocly, 'someone sap vesper so we can keep plotting'

[Salja]: and mandrake the flaming perv arrives!
[Dionae]: hehe
[Mandrake]: One thing I am not, is flaming

[Llywarch]: K back
[Cerridwen]: welcome back
[Cerridwen]: that was a relatively long 15-20
[Cerridwen]: must be canadian minutes
[Llywarch]: *nod*

Tlyara gossips 'Nuh uh, he's friends with that halfie who squished me last times an now I WANT TO SQUISH BAM SPLAT BAM BAM BAD MINO MOOOOO'
Bertolis gossips 'I advise medication'

Brog question 'is a 100% longsword good'
You answer '100% is the best you can get with a skill.'
Raith answers 'not true, I have 101% in spiffiness'

--> Boon has left real life behind. [room 25000: The Center of Stonegate]
With a resounding WHAP!, Boon reprimands Sydney.
--> Boon rejoins the real world. [room 25000: The Center of Stonegate]

[Salja]: ken.. theres a gobbo beside you
[Llywarch]: rofl
[Llywarch]: I'm in daydream Duke mode

You say oocly, 'He has to be unconscious.'
Aaryn says oocly, 'I AM UNCONSCIOUS'

Laul question 'Anyone seen Celidie?'
Bloth answers 'Yes, she's pretty.'

Sydney tells you 'i want something challenging'
Sydney tells you 'that i can win at'
You tell Sydney 'What's challenging?'
Sydney tells you 'i dun know'
Sydney tells you 'wait i do'
Sydney tells you 'a quest that takes brains =)'
You tell Sydney 'Like what?'
Sydney tells you 'like find the monkey with a hat'
You tell Sydney '...'
Sydney tells you '=O'

Feysal gossips 'Boon, are you still looking for answers as to what Mithril is and where you can get it or make it or what not?'
global> The drake lord says : I will make withril then destroy the world
Daehron answers 'and I will laugh when you tell us what withril is.'
You answer 'Withril is a type of metal made by elves that can't spell.'

Silvan answers 'I'm bored...what to do, what to do..'
Aeda answers 'kill the lion, he called you names'
Silvan answers 'The lion called me names?'
Cinder answers 'yes he called you alice.. and bob... and mark... and john'
Silvan answers 'That son of a...'

Tepist question 'one question for all of you'
Tepist question 'WHO'S TAKING THE THORIC STONES FROM THE CHEST I PUT 38 I THERE!!!!??????!!!!'
Tepist question 'IF I FIND OUT WHOS TAKING THE STONES YOU WILL PAY'
Vaughn answers 'I am, it is all a ploy to make you think that all the world is against you. I take them and then place them in a large pile and dance nude around them as I set them ablaze.'

[Caxandra]

[Caxandra]You know, you call me names, I call you names, we work it out and end up being alright.
[Bellas] bitch.
[Caxandra] ho.
[Caxandra] See?


A village lass 'Murfs' at you!

[Grey]

[gossip] Xerlic: I'm gonna sue Ben and Jerry's.
[gossip] Aballister: why?
[gossip] Xerlic: World's Best Chocolate my ass.

[gossip] Grey: Aballister and I have just concluded that our domain will be
4,567,879 times more evil than yours.
[gossip] Kaa: so, your city will have an.. evil theater?
[gossip]: Grey chuckles.
[gossip]: Ruth . o O ( more evil than whose? ).
[gossip] Grey: If you consider screamng mortals entertainment, we'll have a HUGE theatre.

[gossip] Grey: remove the door.
[gossip] Grey: But that doesn't help.
[gossip] Kaa: clever. if I bring the door with me wherever I go, nobody can get into my house
[gossip] Grey: Something tells it doesn't work like that.

[gossip] Grey: Where did my workroom go?

[gossip] Zeta: remember no cyber sex on the gossip channel
[sex]: Joey licks Aballister sensually.
[sex] Grey: Sis!
[sex]: Aballister tingles all over.
[sex]: Joey grins.
[sex]: Kaa nibbles on jellybeans sensually

[gossip] Psionimoe: his Aunt walked up to the house and was like, "HI, HOW R U?!" and Brad's daad looks at me and goes, "Do you own a gun?"

[gossip] Grey: but they do have an 'underwear' slot..
[gossip] Aballister: i see
[gossip] Kaa: ***'s stores didn't sell anything handy, aside from torches
[gossip] Grey: well, there are many basic items
[gossip] Aballister: gotta keep the loins warm ya know
[gossip] Aballister: sphere of light, way better
[gossip] Grey: torches, shield, armor for some common slots, a weapon of each type
[gossip] Kaa: the Thong of Agility?
[gossip] Grey: if it's magical, gimme the thong


[gossip] Aballister: no one ever comes on at night
[gossip]: Grey shrugs.
[gossip] Grey: Who cares! I got pantaloons!
[gossip]: Grey dances like a fool!

Yeah. we're whacked out and overworked on Seasons.
heh..
~Grey

[melopene]

[Salja]: wanna clean my kitchen while youre at it?
[Jahron]: You sure you want me to clean it up? I have a different means than

most people do... -Evilgrin-
[Salja]: it would be better than what i'm prolly gonna do
[Jahron]: Okay... I'll be back in a bit.
[Jahron]: -Leaves....
[Jahron]: ...comes back, with a roar coming to life, he drove a tractor into

the kitchen, "Cleaning" it up-
[Jahron]: Ehh... I missed some spot... -Turns, plows through it, pushing it

to the local junkyard-

Boon stands behind Rheul and craps a whip yelling "TYPE FASTER, I WANT TO

SEE THAT KEYBOARD SMOKE".

Anddrew gossips 'Baroness, could you answer a question globally for me?'
Kylara gossips 'Without knowing your question, Anddrew I'm not sure I can

answer. What is your question?'
Anddrew gossips 'Who is Chuck?'
Laul gossips 'Chuck is Anddrew's drunken state.'
Kylara gossips 'Chuck is one who visits the realm at times, in appearance

looks like Anddrew, yet in actions is truely a beast.'
You gossip 'Why, Laul.. I didn't know you were a Baroness. You must've

gotten quite a bit more feminine since we last spoke.'
Laul gossips 'I was meerly answering a question.'
Kylara tells you 'you go girl!!!'
You gossip 'Do you have a pretty little petticoat, Lady Nomiki?'
You gossip 'Is it pink, or a nice fine shade of lavender? I'm certain that

either would complement your silver hair and green eyes just perfectly.'

Dionae says, 'The dragon was having a bladecraft day special...'

[Dionae]

You say, 'The Ancients are a strange bunch...'
You say, 'I prefer to keep out of their affairs..'
Elgis says, 'mimick those of this city, that they do.'
Elgis smiles at you.
Elgis says, 'I have seen many run about without any clothing, that I have.'
Elgis smiles at you.
You bat your eyelashes.
You say, 'Well, I certainly hope you averted your eyes..'
You snicker softly.

A banker pony goes to sleep.
A banker pony wakes and stands up.
Drentariel looks at a banker pony.
A banker pony goes to sleep.
In elven, Drentariel says 'A pony with narcolepsy'

Quan question 'Where are all these Nomiki's coming from? Is Laul asexual?'

[Llywarch]: Jahron you got msn->icq->email?
[Daehron]: the_cowardly_baron@heronmail.com...grin
[Thomas]: jar_jar_Reiger@strangebeast.com
[Llywarch]: rofl

Stephen says, 'I'm so good, I'm bad.'

The Guardian Spirit of the City of Stonegate dances like a pretty ballerina.. then notices people watching and stops.

Stephen dismounts from a massive obsidian warhorse.
Stephen hugs a massive obsidian warhorse.
A massive obsidian warhorse slaps Stephen.
Stephen raises an eyebrow inquisitively.

Salja says, 'terl and i were just chatting one night'
Raith says, 'and you were like...that Raith fellow'
Raith says, 'he's smart as a whip'
Raith says, 'and dead sexy'

You say oocly, 'Sydney never talks oocly'
Sydney says, 'yeah, i don't do that in rhydin either, its a habit'
Sydney shrugs helplessly.
Lonthenial says oocly, 'then sydney is a goon! :)'
You giggle.
Sydney says, 'oh no, my newbie turned on me already'
Sydney mutters something quietly to himself.

Terloch's pet namarrgon named 'Fluffy' has restored you.
[Boon]: I've decided its better not to ask

[Daehron]: Why don't you just put 'North:The hidden cave of Splitrock known as Parath (Free Bat Day to first 1000 visitors)

You say, 'Bunnies are evil.'
Hazahd says, 'agreed'

[Dionae]: See, Sydney is newbie helping :)
[Terloch]: scary, I know
Rheul skips in, singing songs in a foreign tongue.
Terloch trudges in, leaning on his staff.
[Terloch]: all gather around to watch the miracle

[melopene]

Henron picks a biscuit off the ground, dusts it off, and starts chewing on it.
Sojun merely shakes his head at the sheer... oddness of these two.
Henron eats the biscuit.eeew thats a dog treat.


Ferox question 'Salja, what does 'ageriko poly oraios' mean?'
Sparrion answers 'means i want oreo's '


[Cerridwen]: GO PLAY IN DWARFLAND BUDDY

[Vesper]: I'm also allied with a little ground mole with spectacles.  That's it.


Lerier says oocly, 'Debby does Tattingham!'


Eloquai says, 'By the way, if you want to #### your pants correctly, use emote ****s his pants.'

-[81] [GUIDE] Wenlin MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
Wenlin shouts 'My title is dedicated to Salja!'

Salja is bored
Dullok thinks you should bounce up and down with a closed can of coke.
Dullok bounces around with a happy smile.
Salja bounces up and down with a closed can of soda
Dullok beams broadly at nothing in particular.
Salja points the soda at you and opens it
Salja sprays you with soda.
Dullok thinks that wasnt fair.
personal to Dullok> You notice that you are now dripping with syrupy goodness.
Dullok says in real RP he decides if it hits him
You snicker softly.
Dullok quotes 'You notice that you are now dripping with syrupy goodness.'
You say, 'yeah, but i'm an imm'
Dullok goes *DOH* and falls dead of stupidity.
Aval answers 'Infectious Diseases'

Dullok tells you 'My new name is jellybob'

Daphne says oocly, 'Eeesh, ped swallowing? THey TEACH that? How do they get the little pompoms down?'

Angston says, ''Come swim with Loligo!''
Laul says, 'I did swim with him, i cant help i  dropped an electrified weapon in the water.'

Miktaro asks, 'Can mik have breast?'
You blink innocently at Miktaro.
Someone says, 'no you cant have my breasts.'

Laul gossips 'beam me up salja i got the loot i sold a wife of mine'

Dullok quotes '(null) Salja tells the house 'see, i'm really a dwarf.. yeah..''
Bjergar gossips 'Help. Moeve has hijacked Salja's body.'

[Mia]

Octavian shags The Sphinx senseless.
The Sphinx shags Octavian senseless.
You seem to get a laugh from something saying, "heh heh heh".
Octavian hastily puts on his pants.

Garm says 'argh'
Garm says 'my comp is messed'
Mael says 'whats it doing'
Garm says 'can you see this writing?'
You nod solemnly.
You say 'can you?'
Mael can you?
You Hmmmm out loud.
Mael use zmud for a better future.

Garm says 'is Gog helled?'
Mael says 'yeah'
Garm says 'fer botting?'
Mael says 'yeah'
Garm nods solemnly.
Mael says 'im geussing i was sleeping
Garm nods solemnly.
Mael says 'me and memnoch ar chillin'
Garm says 'heh'
You seem to get a laugh from something saying, "heh heh heh".
Mael says 'im trying for -years old'
You say 'ooo is it possible?'
Mael says 'dunno'
Mael says 'think ill get in trouble for botting in hell?'
Mael smirks.
You chortle with glee.


Manticore ordertalks 'who changed my sex?'

Garm says 'and that i have a smokin ass'
You say 'put it out?'

Mael says 'is he agro?'
You say 'newp'
Mael says 'cool'
You say 'he just pops in and say "HOW DARE YOU PEOPLE LAY THE SMACKTH DOWN ON MY BITCH"'
You shrug.
Mael says 'he actually saysa that?'

Granakka says 'everyone ok?'
Granakka says 'u all got silent for a sec'
You say 'giving dirs really fast'
Peregin says 'i fell of the couch'

Tiala tells you 'Is that what the level's title actually is?
'You tell Tiala 'guess so'
Tiala tells you 'Sorry, I just found that sort of ironic.. Desire the Nun.. um.. yeah. *coughs and wanders off* Nm..'

Xystus says 'well, he is a girl'
Xystus laughs.
Manticore says 'no'
Manticore rears back and slaps Xystus for his stupidity.
Lycrom rolls on the floor laughing hysterically.
Xystus says 'want it off mant?'
Xystus says 'go to church'
Xystus says 'mant'
Xystus says 'well fix your sex'
Lycrom snickers softly.
Xystus gives a potion of dispel magic to Manticore.
Xystus says 'there ya go sweat heart'

Ezekiel says 'don't make me get medieval on both you unloving nobles asses'
You snicker softly.
Lestat laughs.
Lestat says 'Dont make me give you the judo-chop #2 style'

[melopene]

Laul says, 'Dont let it pee on you.'
Meis screams like a little girl.
Laul exclaims, 'you might get a wart!'

Vesper says, 'Ok...so there I was...'
Vesper says, 'Walking down the road.'
Vesper says, 'And out of nowhere....'
Vesper exclaims, 'THERE WAS A BAND OF HOOKERS WEARING NOTHING BUT GOLD FOIL OVER THEIR "NAUGHTY" PLACES!'

Landiel says, 'I like poon.'

Dionae says, 'If I were a pet, I would be a rabbit'

[Jahron]: Vesper, you know you want to hold it.

[Daehron]: saying that makes me question my lack of homophobia.

[Vesper]: #### did I just say that on leaderchat?  I really gotta remember to keep those inward thoughts to myself.

Dullok asks Their stupidity, 'Wont laul be missing you?'

Neia says, 'you have never seen the left side of my brain, Wenlin'

[Mia]

Someone gives a dozen long stemmed red roses to Lestat.
Lestat blushes.
Mirrari thinks, 'Hmmmm.'
Lestat says 'shucks'
You say 'aww immys hittin on you Lestat'
You pat Lestat on his back.
Lestat says 'thats the way i get down'
Mirrari says 'hmmmm'
You nod solemnly.
Someone tickles Lestat.
Lestat says 'freak godly style'

Ezekiel eats Amera think she is a yummy cat.
Amera say 'think about eating me and ill sick my dogs on you'
Ezekiel says 'WHO LET THE DOGS OUT'
Ezekiel points at Amera accusingly.
Amera snickers softly.
Amera floats somewhere.
You say 'what an odd little girl'
Ezekiel says 'i think she likes me'
Ezekiel says 'teehee'
You giggle.

Manticore ordertalks 'how can u kill imre?'
Elrohir ordertalks 'attack him'
Yulfcwyn ordertalks 'very carefully'
Manticore ordertalks 'what spell u need?'
You ordertalk 'hurt him a lot'
Pumbaa ordertalks 'you can't'
Manticore ordertalks 'yes'
Elrohir ordertalks 'yes you can'
You ordertalk 'sure you can '
Pumbaa ordertalks 'lots of work needed'
You unleash a barrage of punches into Imre, the trainer, leaving him stunned!
Imre, the trainer is DEAD!!
Manticore says 'cool'
You say 'dead '

Granakka says 'i find if I sexually harrass him, he picks on one of you instead'
Granakka says 'hence all the groping and fondling'

Manticore ordertalks 'ezeek'
Ezekiel ordertalks 'yeth?'
Manticore ordertalks 'mistwalk dar-harpy'
Manticore ordertalks 'dark-harpy'
Ezekiel ordertalks 'can't i am buzy bow'
Lestat ordertalks 'and he has a cold obviously'
Lestat ordertalks 'har'
[ Ordertalk ] Ezekiel convulses as he shudders in disgust.

Lycrom says 'loth'
You say 'yes?'
Lycrom says 'why is my vampire always so full he cant eat heals? ... i dont drink blood... only feed'
You Hmmmm out loud.
You say 'feed shouldnt affect eating heals'
Lycrom nods solemnly.
Lycrom says 'i know'
Lycrom says 'but just constantly full'
You say 'do you do anything that will fill him up?'
Lycrom shakes his head.
You say 'drinking from springs or anything like that?'
You hrm. Hrm.
Lycrom says 'no eating or drinking'
You say 'have you tried killing him off?'
Lycrom says 'dont need to'
Lycrom says 'old vampy char user '
You nod solemnly.
Lycrom says 'kill him?'
Lycrom says 'ill try'
You say 'yah just kill him once'
You shrug.
You say 'kinda like when stuff is wrong with your puter you reboot '
Asperix says 'heh'
Syn snickers softly.
Syn takes roasted pig flesh from thin air.
Syn says 'w00!'
You giggle.
You say 'look it worked '
Asperix says 'all fixed?'
Syn nods solemnly.
Syn smiles happily.
You say 'told yah its like a puter'
Syn says 'thanx loth'
Asperix says 'heh'
You say 'reboot to fix things...kill yourself to fix things...'
You say 'works every time '

[Dionae]

You tell Mercatox 'And apparently it's a rabbit :)'
Mercatox tells you 'what you mean a rabbit?'
You tell Mercatox 'Race: rabbit'
You tell Mercatox 'hehe'
Mercatox tells you '.......'
Mercatox tells you 'lol'
Mercatox tells you 'It looks like a bear though!'
You tell Mercatox 'It's a big rabbit :)'
Mercatox tells you 'lol'

Wenlin drinks milk from a Wenlin brew.
Wenlin says, 'mmm...tastes like me'

[Daehron]: the nomiki family tree is round...the just keep coming out, but from where, nobody knows.

You tell your group 'It would be a shame if Silvan ate us :)'

Silring says something that sounds like f*ck the elves, but you know thats not what he said, maybe he said i like pie.

Bjergar says oocly, 'life is so boring without osay. i turn it off, then it is just everyone sitting around, snickering occassionally.'

[Gimili]: Hey, add this to the quote file: "Mana? Real spellcasters use axes."

Moeve gossips 'I decide when is time to restore based on what a little hamster tells me'
Moeve gossips 'I heard Terloch uses a pet lizard and Salja she is weird, sheapparently talks to an eggplant'

Rajak offers to wack Kril over the head with a bag full of shards.
Type 'let Rajak wack me over the head with a bag of shards' to let him.

Aura question 'sooo what do i do with entrails?'

Wenlin says, 'So all the dragons flew down to the village, burned down the buildings, raped the corn, and ate the women.'
You bat your eyelashes.
Wenlin says, '...to make strange dragon-corn hybrids, you know'

[Salja]: Shakita tells you 'send me a tell please'

Rapheal Thetwinkfromhell a human with white hair and black eyes, is here.

Kenthar tells you 'I'll be sure to report any more dragon-related bugs'

[Jahron]: Ooh, a company! so scary... Look out! Its the band of idiots! Get your flamethrower or set up a trap.

[Dulan]

(From an interview with Orion, for Mudplanet.org)

"I'll make you a deal - I'll give you my RL name if you give Ntanel an enema."

Self-explanatory.

-D

[melopene]

[Mandrake]: slow down, I'm trying to think of good sexist retorts to that question.

Moeve asks, 'is chade alive?'
You ask, 'is that a rhetorical question?'

Shakita tells you 'send me a tell please'

You say, 'i suck at naming special weapons'
You snicker softly.
Dionae says, 'Call it..'
Dionae sits down and thinks deeply.
You say, 'its a broadsword'
Dionae says, 'sweet, fluffy death'
Dionae snickers softly.
You roll on the floor, laughing hysterically.
Dionae says, 'You wield sweet fluffy death in your left hand.'
Dionae smiles happily.
You say, 'l creature'
You say, '<left-hand wield> sweet, fluffy death'


Dionae says, 'There should be a group of like.. assassins...'
You snicker softly.
Dionae says, 'Called "The Band of Idiots"'

[Ariadne]: By the end, it's just going to be: You see pretty trees. It is light and mysterious here. Just keep walking.

[melopene]

Tilal moos at you.  What could that possibly mean!?
Tilal says, 'you are getting very sleepy.'
Tilal says, 'sleeeeepy....'
You fall down laughing.
Tilal says, 'you are getting horny... '
Tilal says, 'Horny...'
Tilal grins playfully.

Olan quotes 'Water water everywhere, but not a drop to drink.'
Drog quotes 'Plenty in my toilet and plenty in my sink'

[Moeve]: please please can you do board penalties note list for me a minute please
[Moeve]: what do you notice?
[Boon]: salja nochan's a lot of people

Kenthar tells you 'Kenthar is a strange dragon-turned-human, only Wenlin is supposed to look like an elf, so NEVER CAST THAT SPELL ON ME AGAIN'

Laul answers 'I would like a faerie hooter  burger'

Arigan raises an eyebrow inquisitively.
Jupicia lowers Arigan's eyebrow.

Arigan yells 'GET YOUR ASS HERE...'
Arigan coughs loudly.
Arigan says, 'I mean good day.'

Henron yells 'LETS SMOKE SOME SEAWEED!!!'
Henron puffs some smoke outa his mouth from seaweed (he really is like Patrick isnt he?)mmm the cravin.

Henron takes his fork and butter puts his table cloth around him and yells, 'PIZZA!'

Pokuto blows a whistle and a cow comes from no place at all and ******splats****** Pokuto.

Pokuto listens to the hamster and wiggles his but and wait FULL MOON IS OUT EARLY!!!

Pokuto gossips 'lets have a contest who has the best mount.....after alot of finking i came up with the answer it is********MY HAMSTER!!!*********i won 999999999gold

Pokuto gossips 'come see the freak and pretty show i got the hamster i got those icky ancients come to center of stonegate to see em'


Tanith asks, 'what the hell is going on here?'
Dionae asks, 'Party?'
You say, 'we're having the hamster dance.'
Pokuto says, 'come see the show'
Salja dances with the hamster.
Tanith dances wildly before you!
local> Doobedeedadeede do-do, deeedah de-de-do..


Drakhen says oocly, 'I'll be damned if I listen to bad poetry from an eggplant again by choice.'

[Anchelsis]: Mixing is fine if you stay within family groups.


[Aequitas]: What exactly is a chortle?
[Aequitas]: Sounds like a bloody pokemon
[Salja]: no its a social
[Salja]: if you dont understand it then screw you aeq
[Aequitas]: Watch out Chortle is evolving into Chortlimimon!!!

[Salja]: eat me
[Vesper]: Only if you glaze yourself in pineapples.

You yell 'byebye dorkass'
You yell 'i mean hun'
Xaneros yells 'bye hunass! I mean dork!'

You gossip 'I think I know what that means, but I just woke up so... um... okay.'

[The Vorpal Tribble]

The creators of Accursed Lands posted some of their more amusing quotes from their channels and I'll post them here as well

Our friendly code-staff at work:


Kuzman says "I attempt to pilfer Sirius's head, but I failed."

Kali says "I read we could get a little whore store going."

Xotl says "I have for the most part, not eaten most of the pets I have not been that attached to."

[wiz] Luc: Stop echoing Poptarts.  He scares me.

[wiz] Xotl: it's true, I have a conehead.

Zillia says "This would be immensely funny to log and post, but there's been too much wang reference."

Luc says "If my kid turns out like me, I think I'll shoot him in the back of the head."

Kuzman tells you, "Auto bug solver upon initialization!  Moon-crucifix power.... make-up!"

Luc says "If he responds to this, I will clone a tank and drive it over him repeatedly."

Eazine says "Where croc wee in this?  Not good stoo without croc wee."

Eazine tells you, "THIS is what happens when I switch windows to talk about scantily-clad cheesecake snake women..."

Eazine says "'Of course it's good silk!  It came out of my own rear!'."

Luc says "Might also make a good substitute for Cheez Whiz for purposes of application to undergarments."

Zillia exclaims "I eat cats!"

Xotl says in Edder, "Anyhow, we can shun numbnuts and barf later."

Eazine says "You know, if you collected enough shed tarantula exoskeletons, you could make a REALLY disturbing hat."

Zillia tells you, "Yeah, urinal confections always brighten up one's day."

Eazine says "It'd be like a portable organic maxi pad."

Crimson says "We're all such dorks."


Xotl says "There, now, do not use your newfound powers for the good of evil."

Xotl moves his hips slightly, winces on the right side of his face, and lets out a perky fart that just says "Hello! Here I am!"

Crimson says "I should go to sleep.  Unfortunately, that involves standing up."

Xotl asks "How come I can't smell your fish?"

"As in, will I need to make any extra lines at the top so the game doesn't go 'aaack, what is thaaat, get it awaaay!' and scream like a girl?"

[errors] Karri: (Karri) Error logged to /log/catch  *No arguments here, at least until I have had tea.

[wiz] Karri: all urine.

Kuzman says "It would appear you are plein de pooh."

Crimson says "You can't take getting hunted down properly when your pursuer starts farting."

Eazine says:         @FART_D-\>add_non_farter("eazine")
[wiz] Eazine passes Kuzman a colon.

You tell ICname(OOCname), "May I smell you for a second?"

[wiz] Luc: this message was typed with Luc's nose.

[chat] Ratzo: time to release the colon cobras!

Eazine says "Feel free to move it, lock it, make me say 'FART!', whatever."

Luc says "Or, if it's so elegant, maybe "haque" would be a better term."

Kuzman starts levitating a censorship bar.

[wiz] Kuzman: Anyways, so to continue the story, I assume you died in a fiery plane crash and were resurrected by some dark force to serve an inscrutable but undeniably evil purpose.

Zillia says "Never mind, he's reverted to SCREAM... SCREAM... SCREAM..."

Xotl says "Was waiting for you to go "Where am I missing a colon?"  and I was going to say "At the end of your intestines"  it would have been funny and we would have both laughed, but you got a step ahead of me."

Xotl says "Oh, sorry, I should have farted *first* and waved *after*."

Kali asks "Do you have any idea how hard it is to fit a three foot hair into a gatoraide bottle?"

Kuzman tells you, "Stuff me in a box and burn me, I don't care to know the particulars."

Xotl says "He was getting upset cause I was distracting him from emoting that he was beaming love towards the new dragon eggs, an event that only happened every 3 months so he had to make sure he showed lots of love and got a dragon."

[chat] Eventine tends to bury any alien artifacts he finds, just to ensure the government doesn't hold up his projects.

[wiz] Crimson applauds the amazing Dancing Maggot.

Crimson says "I read that as Xotl requesting the kilt to be lemony-fresh."

Luc says "Area-effect spells are on my todo list, but they're somewhere around #20 along with the Hobbit Beating Room."

Zillia says "Xotl and I have concluded that she smokes lingering, smelly farts."

Kuzman waits patiently for a smack on the head.

Luc says "No, I'd rather waste precious coding time chatting and making bad wang jokes."

Kuzman says "Add that line and die."


And the favorite:

Xotl ponders if these types of things are normal for other muds too.

[The Vorpal Tribble]

And also a pinch of quotes from the player channels:

[Zarlawick] Emu laxative?

[Unknown] Can you get a gallon of milk from a guineapig?

[Corannie] I am the dog of dyslexic spelling

[Capone] Who knows. They could've been malignant toe nails to begin with.

[Abyssus] ye must attack thy nutts as far as i know

[Becca] "RUN FROM THE EGGS! THEY ARE ONLY WHITE AND NOT COLOURED!!!

[Ergot] that is not just any muffin, that is the muffin spoken about in all the prophecies.

[Shao_Long]

hope nobody will turn THIS one into what my previous joke was turned

*** Shaolong's Museum of Weirdos ***

Gostix chats 'But...but....I'm unique! I'm microwavable!'

Alyenora chats '*kicks Tians most precious body part*'
Tian chats '*massages his tongue*'
Alyenora chats 'I just got ditched..but its okay cause Im with a PANDA!!!'
Shaolong chats 'ugh.I hate pandas.I even got a mouse pad with a panda on it.'
Alyenora chats 'Why do you need it if you hate them ??*boggles*'
Shaolong chats 'Its such a pleasure to ride over its MONSTROUS face every time I move my mouse !!!'

Tian chats 'For things like marriage, I trust my own magical balls...'
Talmie chats 'You got balls Tian ? I remember seeing you running from a little bahamut yesterday !'
Tian chats 'Yes... eye balls...'

Kinkathra chats 'i'd sing... but i'd probly kill everyone from shock and fear'

These are just notes which were written,when imms teleported to me :

Iliana rips you open and steps inside.

Conran sneaks up behind you and yells 'HI!' in your ear.

(gives me some strange ideas about their mentalstate )

[Wenlin]

Its not fair...you guys get so many quotes! I've got....3? 4? Oh well, here they are:


Boon needs to get a life.
Neia needs to get some fish.

Packmaster Terrace tells the house 'hrm... we have three different color schemes on our titles..'

Bjergar asks Tiramar, 'Can I have your pants?'
Dionae asks Bjergar, 'You want someone's pants?'
Bjergar says to Dionae, 'I feel like my body is frail... lacking of a strong constitution.'


Someone makes a skeleton say 'hey Rallos...you wanna "do it" right here? '.
Someone makes rallos say 'Sure!'.

[Dionae]

[Leowyn]: hehehe I am not evil I swear it.

Kirtar gossips 'Hey, Salja, miss my handsomeness?'

Henron question 'what does a dark sword do?'
Someone answers 'with any luck it hits things'

Wenlin eats a flawed blue leaf.
Wenlin looks very uncomfortable.
Wenlin turns slightly green, but it passes.
Wenlin says, 'mmm...'

Wenlin asks, 'can you make my last name Googlybear, Dionae?'
You bat your eyelashes.
You ask, 'Googlybear?'
Wenlin says, 'yes'
You shake your head.
Wenlin says, 'its an honorable name in my hometown'

Pokuto gossips 'if anyone wants to pat or hug my hamster come to center it is trained it wont bite :)'
[Salja]: pokuto is REALLY wierd
[Salja]: he gets the wierd award
[Dwenn]: I just made his hamster bite him.

[Dwenn]: Boon can suck my eggplant.

Dwenn gossips 'Flattery will get you nowhere...try bribery.'

An eggplant does its happy dance as only a truly happy eggplant can.

An eggplant seduces Laul into following the vegetable of truth...

Dionae shows off her sexy boots.
Laul would steal them if they wernt high heeled.
Pokuto shows off his sexy Hamster.

[An eggplant]: You never let me start ANY cults!

An eggplant gossips 'Secret of life #1: Happiness is being purple and gourdshaped.'

[Anchelsis]: Well we cannot choose what we are born into.  I didn't decide to be a homicidal...oh wait, I did.  *maniacal laugh*

Drakhen says oocly, 'A drunk hobo on halloween who was ambushed by giant scandinavians with flourescent kool-aid dyed skin pushed him down, he broke his skull, and his clothes got dirty?'
An eggplant raises its hand and smites Drakhen!
Drakhen is blown out of its boots and right onto its butt!
An eggplant says, 'Shut up.'

[Shao_Long]

You say 'RIBBIT MORON !'
the froghemoth apparently didn't think that was all that funny...
the froghemoth smacks you with a huge claw, sending you flying!
..Everything begins to fade to black. You feel yourself leaving your body.
Rising up into the air, you feel more free than you have ever felt before...

You say 'RIBBIT'
the froghemoth apparently didn't think that was all that funny...
the froghemoth smacks you with a huge claw, sending you flying!
..Everything begins to fade to black. You feel yourself leaving your body.
Rising up into the air, you feel more free than you have ever felt before...


the froghemoth smacks Lagash with a huge claw, sending him it flying!
Lagash is DEAD!!
Lagash hits the ground ... DEAD.


Takas says 'RIBBIT MORON !'
the froghemoth apparently didn't think that was all that funny...
the froghemoth smacks Takas with a huge claw, sending him it flying!
Takas is DEAD!!
Takas catches its guts in its hands as they pour through its fatal wound!

You say 'YOURE JUST FREAKING RIBBIT MOB !!!!'
the froghemoth apparently didn't think that was all that funny...
the froghemoth smacks you with a huge claw, sending you flying!
..Everything begins to fade to black. You feel yourself leaving your body.
Rising up into the air, you feel more free than you have ever felt before...


*evil grin* I hate Lag , and Takas is my ISP !

[Shao_Long]

Hell
As if picked up by the scruff of your neck by a mighty hand, you find
yourself unceremoniously dumped at a strange gateway. Here is the
place which will determine your fate. Whether you will be sent back
to life as you once knew it, or proceed onto a far more bleak pathway.
The time has come for you to plead your case and await judgement for the
crimes that have been placed upon your head. Speak wisely and choose
your words carefully, for your testimony will be written in the ledgers
of the Gods, and will determine the path you will ultimately travel.
L|J(_)
) | (") (
,(. |`/ \- y (,`)
)' (' | \ /\/ ) (.
(' ),) | _W_ (,)' ).
Exits: none
(Magical) A mystical spring flows majestically from a glowing circle of blue.
A fountain of fresh blood flows in the corner.
A chalkboard filled with scratchings and notations hangs in the air.
A sign providing you with information stands here.
A demon imp hovers nearby...drooling constantly with a fiendish grin.
(ATTACKER) Ieyasu the hellish one sits here with you.


This is what happens to people who kill their own alts..

[melopene]

Aval question 'Yo dustbuster, could we play a game?'
global> The dust in the wind bellows:  Dustbuster? Wind Dust FIRST of all, and what kinda of game do you think I want to let you play?
Aval answers 'Ok Wind Dust, like a quest sorta dealie'

[Moeve]: I think salja problem is somehow related to memory
[Moeve]: but that's very vague
[Salja]: its my medicine i swear
[Salja]: it makes me act like someone i am not

[Salja]: NO HOCKEY TALK
[Dionae]: hehe
[Jahron]: Ah, Salja, you are merely one against 2
[Salja]: walk softly and carry a big bitch
[Salja]: i'm the big bitch

[Cerridwen]: damn you woman much on the stairs next time you're hungry

Angston gossips 'Can I have a cloud..or two..maybe three?'
Dionae gossips 'No.'
Akana gossips 'ill trade ya'
Dionae gossips 'I don't want anything else, just clouds.'
Dionae gossips 'Cause.. um..'
Dionae gossips 'Clouds are full of.. cloudy goodness...'
Xaneros gossips 'I need those clouds for my castle, you will return them, or I will continue to complain! You have been warned!'
Akana gossips 'hey no keeping the cloudy goodness 4 your self i want some to'
Dionae gossips 'Mwhahaha.'
Akana gossips 'come on cloudy goodness'
Akana gossips 'no cloudy goodness 4 you gwahahahahahaha'
Angston gossips 'But..the clouds.. '

[Cerridwen]: hush you or i will unleash my fuzzy bunnies of hell on you jahr jahr
[Cerridwen]: aww that would be soo cute...little pink bunny slippers with little teeth made from razor sharp stainless steel


[Thomas]: you mean gay.
[Thomas]: oops did i say that aloud?
[Thomas]: because i meant to.

Xern gossips 'or terlochy '
Xern gossips 'ooo terlochy deary I know  your out thier!'
Someone gossips 'calling me terlochy doesn't really win any brownie points'

Xaneros quotes 'If I joined companies with everyone I slept with, Id be a multi-national conglomeration.'

Xaneros says, 'You guys need to buy a playstation.'
You say, 'i have a playstation'
You say, 'i never play it'
Xaneros says, 'Exactly.'
You say, 'it should be called the 'don'tplaystation''

Aerydais tells you 'Is Stephen dead? '
You tell Aerydais 'we can only hope'

[Salja]: i need new poofs and a new desc. feh.
[Jahron]: Leaves swirls up from the ground, seemly like a small twister, then to scatter, leaving the form of... Salja.
[Salja]: hmmm maybe something similiar to that
[Salja]: the bug ate my desc and my poofs
[Stephen]: A massive mouth opens emitting a horrible sound...when the blood in your ears clots, Salja is standing there.
[Jahron]: Hahaha.
[Salja]: a horde of smelly goblins run in, slowly coming together to transform into Stephen.
[Stephen]: The sound of a million bitter women screeches through the air...before the army of women is Salja, the neverhappy.
[Jahron]: A boy shrieks as he charges a little girl, each one tearing the other's hair away, suddenly to grow into Stephen and Salja.
[Jahron]: -Grin-
[Salja]: quiet Jahron.

[Dionae]

[Salja]: raith just informed me that i do not have the bubonic plague
[Salja]: good to know

Laul says, 'i will quench my thirst with vodka soon.'

Sinn tells the group 'are we safe here'
Xaneros tells the group '[$]Bling|XANEROS|Bling[$] yeah'
Laul tells the group '[ LauL] should be'
Sinn tells the group 'cause I have to go afk for like 4 minutes'
Sinn tells the group 'we shouldn't get attacked?'
Laul tells the group '[ LauL] you will be safe'
Sinn tells the group 'okay brb'
Laul tells the group '[ LauL] we wont be attacked as long as that door stays shut'
Xaneros tells the group '[$]Bling|XANEROS|Bling[$] but what about velocioraptors? they can open doors.'

Bertolis gossips 'Ladies, Gentlemen, children of all ages, run screaming! I am now a hero. . .'
Laul gossips 'i wont be running anywhere.'
Mroz gossips 'I'm not running, i'm just moving in the opposite direction at a very fast speed'

[Vesper]: Whew, thank god. I signed on, and didn't see Laul around. I thought the MUD was about to crash. But all is well now.

[Salja]: i wonder if we'd get arrested for prostitution
[Cerridwen]: i can see it now...
[Cerridwen]: no way
[Dionae]: ..what?
[Cerridwen]: he'd just be giving us money
[Salja]: lol dionae just missed all that
[Cerridwen]: wouldnt "pay" for anything...
[Cerridwen]: heh
[Salja]: and i know jahron is sitting there like.... 'what?'
[Salja]: dionae could come too but she's too young
[Salja]: and she cant' drive so screw her
[Cerridwen]: meep
[Jahron]: What?
[Salja]: lol

[Cerridwen]: the fuzzy bunnies killed all of them...such a tragedy :(

[Cerridwen]: dear god im so bored im playing scrabble...help?
[Vesper]: At least you aren't playing chess online on yahoo.
[Cerridwen]: but i am on yahoo...laugh
[Vesper]: oh, lol
[Cerridwen]: *snicker*
[Cerridwen]: and i cant make a word from my letters :(
[Vesper]: are you getting your ass kicked? I'm getting mine handed to me on a nice cyber platter.
[Cerridwen]: no im winning thank you :)
[Vesper]: Just make one up and call it an African Bug.
[Cerridwen]: how do you make a word from C C H M R R R???!!!
[Vesper]: Rhchm
[Dionae]: hehehe
[Vesper]: It's a scarab from Uganda.
[Vesper]: See how easy it is?

You ask, 'Lay hands me?'
Stephen lays his hands upon you and your wounds heal.
Stephen asks, 'Feeling frisky are we?'
You snicker softly.

Chade says, 'actually I'm just here to zerbert Dionae's belly whenever she logs on'
Chade nods sagely.

Walwainr tells you 'then i shall be the first superhero'
Walwainr tells you 'is that a bird is that a plane no it's superwalwainr'

-[ 2] Middahlpoole Weaponmonger has the longest title humanly possible, ever.

[Stephen]: Feel the vibe...just can't live without you....in my heart...I know this is true...
[Lazerath]: stephan I know you want me... but come on.. Tirome.. Kisah.. it just won't work
[Stephen]: Lies. It will work.
[Stephen]: You and I prancing in the trees, cmon, its magical.
[Lazerath]: nope you don't have pointy ears
[Stephen]: Neither will you when I'm done.
[Lazerath]: and your horse doesn't like me
[Lazerath]: rofl
[Jahron]: Whoa, threats.
[Jahron]: Thought you weren't going for any beef before the housewipe, Stephen.
[Lazerath]: its not beef.. its looooove
[Jahron]: TOUGH love if you ask me.
[Stephen]: Exactly. Can't you feel the warmth?
[Jahron]: Oh yeah, I can feel the fire, the fires torching the Kisah's forest.
[Stephen]: I never harmed a tree in my life. Trees are beautiful. Its people I don't like.
[Jahron]: Yeah, sure.

Adeiven question 'Will it have wheels? It could be the new craze.. trojan nubiashes.'

[melopene]

I was running a little contest to let players help my lazy butt with a description/poofs/title..

[ 369] Wenlin: ImmStuff
Date: Thu May 9 21:56:25 2002
To: Salja
================================================== =========================
Salja, lover of cute bunnies!
Salja, smiter of spiders!
Salja loves Wenlin!
Salja, that other imm-person...

Salja walks in because she can't afford car insurance.
Salja taps you on the shoulder.
Salja has been watching you for the past hour and thinks you're boring.
Watch out! Salja is trying to steal your wallet!
Salja comes in and offers you some refried beans.
Salja trudges in, leaning on her staff.
Salja gives you a <color> rune shard, and immediately steals it back!
Salja bounces in riding Calletanian.
Salja offers to play cards with you to pass the time.
Salja is gone! No flashing lights or pretty magic; just...gone!
(oops, that should be for poofout)
Salja appears! No flashing lights or pretty magic; just...appears!
A tall dark and handsome elf named Salja asks to marry you.
Salja taps her foot impatiently at you, looking at the sundial.
Salja wonders why there are extremely powerful mage SERFS in a
feudal system.
Salja rides in wildly on a mine cart!
Salja speeds into the ground, kicking up a mushroom of blue dust.
Salja carefully counts her dead immortal-head collection and turns to you!
Salja flies in on a broom, cackling madly!
Salja stumbles in, looking rather drunk.
You are forced to your knees in a bow as Salja sits on her throne.
You are unwittingly helping Salja plot to dethrone Terloch!



ooh, that's enough poofins...


Salja trudges away, leaning on her staff.
Salja takes all the gold and runs away!
Salja runs home yelling something about dinner
Salja runs home yelling something about car insurance.
Salja runs home yelling something about silly mages.
Salja runs home yelling something about [insert funny thing here]
(YES, LEAVE THAT AS IT IS,----------------------------------------------/^)
Salja's strangle leaves her with enough lag to run out of ideas and escape!
Salja runs away with her dearest honey, Wenlin.
Salja eats 10 cans of beans and floats away like a balloon.
The whole world revolves around Salja. She just flew into the sun.


Feel free to put this on TMS.

Wenlin - Can write in blue!!

[Wenlin]

Torturing Grey is such fun...everyone go do it!

Oh, not for the stupidity impaired or children under 35!!

------------------YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED------------------

You give Grey a sweet sexy kiss.
You say: marry me!
Grey cringes.
Grey says: Um..I'm taken..I swear.


> Grey says: Ah jeez
You attempt to mate with Grey.
> Grey shouts: I'm being molested by a mortal! HELPPPPPA!!!!


> Grey says: The dragon is a large, hungry, and very aggressive level 180 mob.
You say: I want to feed him
> Grey says: He's asleep!
You say: wake him up!
> Grey says: He might bite me.
You say: I'll take that risk

You say: mate with me dragon!
You attempt to mate with Nagareth.
> Nagareth says: I don't mate with food.
Grey grins.
> Grey hugs Nagareth.
Nagareth hugs Grey.
You give Nagareth a cookie and pat it on the head.
You say: good dragon
You say: oh, you're sooo CUTE!
> Nagareth bites you.

You say: SNUGGLY DRAGON
> Nagareth says: I don't snuggle. I chew and spit.
You say: I LOVE SNUGGLY DRAGONS!
> Nagareth says: I also breath putrid breath and cast spells.

Nagareth says: Well..I don't have any hair
You gently stroke Nagareth's hair.
You say: you do right there
> Grey looks at Nagareth.
Nagareth goes 'oh'.
> Nagareth says: I never noticed that before. Thanks..I think.

You attack Nagareth with your foot but you miss.
Nagareth's attack penetrates your defenses, inflicting extra damage! Ouch!
Nagareth slashes you with its bloodstained claws and destroys you with the
force of darkness!

Grey says: I stick to LP mainly.
You say: I like less pain too
You say: more pain doesn't fit me

Grey says: It's 3:30am here. How's the past doing?

> Grey says: Well if we caught you, we'd have to take action.
You say: cool, I want to see what happens when I'm caught

[melopene]

Rhod gossips 'anyone know how the gauntlet run worked out?'
Wenlin gossips 'Gauntlets can't move, they're pieces of armor'

Zalah question 'how do you get off a hourse without jest falling off?'


Auric asks, 'wats fluffy death?'
You say, 'i dunno, but it's very sweet.'


You say oocly, 'to be a hero from digging up a rock'
Kazad gets a quartzite blade from a green silk sash.
Kazad closes a green silk sash.
You say oocly, 'or to be a hero from busting up some stone'
Kazad says oocly, 'Mining is less honorable, I will mine'

You answer 'I demand to know who has been plotting against Kazad'
Kazad answers 'I am sure Boon is here somewhere'

You tell Arigan 'oh i'm a lumberjack and i'm okay, i sleep all night and i work all day'
Arigan tells you 'Congratulations I am bum who lives on the streets of Stonegate.'

Kazad says oocly, 'I died several times because of lag :-)'
You shudder at the horror and repress tears.
Kazad nods.
Kazad says oocly, 'It sucks, but it is usually my fault not the lag :-)'
You say oocly, 'except the one time when you were downloading that 55mb porn video, right?'

Elelia tells the group 'you have no newbie love markeith. We are going to have to buy you some.;'

Vesper gossips 'Damn, I feel especially filthy rich today...'
Vesper gossips 'However, I am feeling a bit under the weather...good thing I have all these gold leaf parchments to blow my nose with...'
Vesper gossips 'Hmmm, it is a tad warm in Riverdale though...I think I'll go for a dip in my money bin.'
Elelia gossips '*looks at Vesper oddly*'
Vesper gossips 'Ahhh, it's so cool and relaxing, swimming around in the money bin...doing a few laps in gold crowns can put anybody at ease...what's this?? There's a seagull in the window! Lemmie hurl some rare gems at it!'


[Anchelsis]: Holy cow, someone paid me a compliment! Who is Kaehl?
[Moeve]: don't get carried away he was drunk at the time

Elelia says oocly, 'Faerie!'
Revelin says oocly, 'not in real life- human'
You say oocly, 'i'm a human too'
Elelia says oocly, 'i'm really a a deer :-)'
Revelin says oocly, 'you mean dear?'
Elelia says oocly, 'no deer.'

Revelin sacrifices something to the Ancients.
Adeiven sacrifices everything to the Ancients.

Dionae grins playfully.
Dionae says, 'We should play a game...'
Dionae says, '...called kick Riven'
Dionae nods twice in quick succession.

Knight of the Oak Sirus tells the house 'Bah, I still haven't covered my armpits with armor.'
You tell your house: '<hands Sirus a can of deodorant>'
You tell your house: 'if youre not gonna cover em, spray em'

Zalah question 'whats in the tomb?'
Laul answers 'dangerous mummies'
Vladimir answers 'death'
Malaak answers 'a nasty Mummy and some other nasty stuff'
You question 'Yes, but is the death sweet and fluffy?'
Thoras answers 'Id think a tomb would have dead stuff in it.'
Zalah question 'what lvl should you be to go down?'
Malaak answers 'Hero'
Vladimir answers 'no, it's mean with sharp pointy teeth'


In elven, you say 'How good is your elven?'
In elven, Walwainr says 'lets just tLK IN ENGLISH'


global> Wombats fall from the sky, and reality disappears.
Chupuc gossips 'hmm no wombat on ground it not fall.'
You hurl a wombat at Morbriner and hit him smack on the head. Boink!
You hurl a wombat at Chupuc and hit him smack on the head. Boink!
You hurl a wombat at Malaak and hit him smack on the head. Boink!
You hurl a wombat at Mikla and hit her smack on the head. Boink!
You hurl a wombat to Alaric but only graze him.
Salja hurls a wombat at you but only grazes you.
You hurl a wombat at Bedwyr and hit him smack on the head. Boink!
You gossip 'Are too wombats on the ground..'
Mikla gossips 'reality was always suspect'
Chupuc gossips 'delayed reaction'

[Eagleon]

"You OOC 'Woohoo! I have seen the masturbating fox! I voted, that is.'"

Hee hee. You know what I mean. Who is that guy, anyway?

[melopene]

Mercatox tells you 'HI!!!!'
You tell Mercatox 'hi, send money. $5 charge for saying 'hi' to me.'
Mercatox tells you '.......'
You tell Mercatox 'This has been brought to you by the 'Pay Salja's Rent' foundation.'

Bedwyr asks, 'Tell me, fair maiden, doost though have a man?'

[Dionae]: They want like a sheath command for weapons too
[Moeve]: yes they can shove their weapons ... nm

[Moeve]: then they say oi oi we can no longer charm
[Mandrake]: whats oi oi ?
[Salja]: the sound of two punks moshing

[Salja]: you just want to slap somebody dionae
[Salja]: come on lets play hackey sack some more
You get a hackey sack made to look like Riven's head from a small handbag.
[Dionae]: Yes, I had preferred kicking, but slapping will do
Dionae snickers softly.
[Salja]: you can kick the hackey sack too

Forster says, 'i am forster thornybottom named so after falling on a cacti.'


You say, 'killing sydneys'
You clap your hands together.
Sydney nods twice in quick succession.
You say, 'i mean.. aww..'

In elven, Pengolod says 'Canae look over there!'
Pengolod points excitedly!
Pengolod grabs you and ties you securely to a four poster bed.

You answer 'I think the tie social should be changed. When you use it, it should say, 'Tying <person> to the bed, you realize that you probably just used the wrong social.''

In elven, Pengolod says 'whats 123321 plus 1231321?'
In elven, Pengolod says 'I dont know either but...'
Pengolod brings you down in a playful tackle!

Chantia gossips 'Hi! '
You gossip 'Hi Chantia!'
Chantia gossips 'SALJA! My fave im! '
Walwainr gossips 'hey everyone in the game now is an elf of some kind'
You gossip 'Lol'
Chantia gossips 'Yep! Life is grand'
You gossip 'Yes.. Chantia belongs to me, Dionae can have Walwainr.... let's all play... pointy-eared pinball.. or... oh forget it.'
Chantia gossips 'Sweet, I belong to salja! '

Yaksha wibbles at Salja. Strange™.....

Chade places Salja's bra on his head.
Chade says, 'you without a bra and me without a camera...:P'

Bertolis yells 'Cowheads walk tall, stunties stand small, pointyheads are proud, biggies are loud, flutterheads fly fast, orcers are last, trolls are smelly, 'oomans are stupid like jelly. But one thing is right, Gobbo will also win fight! *singsongy* '


You yell 'I've known Gweth for at least fifty years, I demand an apology!'
Ezylie yells 'What about hawn?'
You yell 'Oh Hawn's a bastard, cook his entrails with some oomla stew.'

Archer Pengolod tells the house 'kick her in the chin Elelia!'
Archer Pengolod tells the house 'smack some typing skills into that girl'

Demytri says oocly, 'birch skin make me hit like terloch'

Rilnt says, 'cabt geak wgat u cabt seee'

Rilnt says, 'excuse me while i spam off again'

You say oocly, 'he goes through girls like i go through bras'

[ Half-Elf ] Serf Gonn Fishin'

[Salja]: ack
[Salja]: i was going to make cornbread but i just realized i dont have a cast iron skillet
[Moeve]: salja you are too traditional in a pinch you can you your helmet
[Salja]: i dont wanna pour cooking oil in my helmet and put it in to heat at 350 degrees
[Salja]: besides it is too deep and the middle of the cornbread would be uncooked and the outside burned and dry
[Moeve]: it's ok just let it cool before you put it back on
[Salja]: yes.. burned cornbread hair is in style this season i hear

[Moeve]: do people lick each other here?
[Dionae]: snicker
[Moeve]: I never knew what to make of that!
[Salja]: sometimes but usually only within the confines of a monogamous relationship
[Dionae]: Pengolod licks squirrels
[Salja]: cover your ears Moeve
[Salja]: nvm i wont even say it
You tell Dionae 'And Canae when she's lucky <g>'

Aethynn question 'anyone feel like hanging with a level 2 new to this mud, not new to mudding?'
Dionae answers 'I love hanging with everyone.'
Dionae answers 'Except.. that guy...

[Cerridwen]: no its mine...all mine...i own the male porn...and ill be selfish with it

Walwainr tells you 'how was your little shopping exp'
You tell Walwainr 'was good, i found some fabric '
Walwainr tells you 'Fabric!!'
You tell Walwainr 'yes i like to sew'
Walwainr tells you 'r u married'
You tell Walwainr 'nope'
Walwainr tells you 'too bad youll make someone a great wife oneday'

Poku quotes 'Bubble boy- 'What is that thing?' *WACK* *screaming in pain* (mother walks in) ***O MY GOD***'

You give the most ridiculously silly thing ever to Dionae.
Dionae says, 'Hey.. I already have the most ridiculous thing yet...'
You say, 'yeah but mine is more ridiculous'
Dionae says, 'Is not..'
You say, 'is too..'
Dionae gets the most ridiculous thing yet from a black leather bag of stuff.
You nod.
Dionae says, 'Well, they can't both be the most ridiculous..'
You say, 'nono'
You say, 'yours was yet'
Dionae pouts.
You say, 'mine supersedes yours because mine is ever'
You grin playfully.
Dionae asks, 'So mine has ceased to be the most ridiculous?'
You nod.
Dionae sits down and thinks deeply.
Dionae says, 'Then I shall have to make an even more ridiculous thing...'
You say, 'You should simply admit defeat.'
Dionae frowns.
You snicker softly.
You exclaim, 'Admit it! My silliness is far supreme to yours!'
Dionae exclaims, 'Never!'
Salja really just wanted something to add to the quote file.
Dionae snickers softly.


Cerridwen says, 'im not having a ball in a keep that is falling down'
Cerridwen says, 'accident insurance would be a bitch'

[Dionae]

Laul says, 'time to make a vain attempt at making money.'
Someone inquisitively raises an eyebrow at Laul.
Laul auctions 'one date with Laul, biddings starting at 100 silver.'
Laul says, 'i cant even afford a damn meat pie right now'
Laul says, 'i need to make some gold'
Laul chuckles politely.
Kia auctions '100 silver'
Jarek gives Laul some coins.
Laul auctions 'woo I hear 100 silver'
Jarek pats Laul on his head.
Jarek says, 'You are quite pathetic...heh'
Jarek says, 'im not trying to be mean but..you are'
Jarek says, 'you turned yerself into a male prostitute'
Kazad has arrived.
A Haflinger horse has arrived.
A calico cat has arrived.
Kazad sits down and rests.
You snicker softly.
Laul says, 'Male whore get it right'
Laul grins playfully.
Laul auctions 'going once!'
Jarek says, 'i tried to put it nicely'
Kazad asks Laul, 'What are you actioning?'
Laul says, 'a date with me'
Kazad shakes his head.
Laul chuckles politely.
Jarek says, 'auction something that will get people to bid, not scare them away'
Kazad says, 'Somebody is crazy enough to for it'
Laul auctions 'Going twice!'
Malaak auctions 'SELLING what ?'
Laul auctions 'last chance, a date with laul, its at 100 silver right now.'
Malaak auctions '*ROFL*'
Jarek auctions 'ill pay you 100 silver to stop. your scaring everyone away'
Laul auctions 'sooooooold! '
%%% Disconnected from server.

Malaak auctions 'LAUL !! Thats the last time you auction yourself again *GEEZ* we crash because of it*'

[Jahron]: Damn.
[Jahron]: I think it crashed because Laul almost got a date.
[Dionae]: lol

[Salja]: who took my crab
[The giant hermit crab]: I just wanted to go for a walk

Cinian tells you 'I'll sell my soul for a restore.'

[Dionae]: Hey.. according to Ezylie's idea.. I should be dead...
[Thomas]: sounds like a good idea.
[Dionae]: No, that's a bad idea!
[Thomas]: noooooo..i think it's good
Thomas tickles you - ho ho ho.

[Chade]: sleep in Lorc's bed he's your follower

Mikla question 'tell us where you are and maybe someone can give you directions. I promise my directions won't lead you into a demonic dimension. Really. Honest.'

Silvan gossips 'The realms are certainly lacking in destruction lately...something must be done!'

[Moeve]: it actually not possible for me to make death blow land more often
[Moeve]: as it is coded it should land 100% of the times
[Chade]: umm, ok, make it 1% chance and maybe it will work...:P

[Moeve]: ok what do you say to someone to challenge him to a duel
[Dionae]: You take a glove and slap him in the face
[Dionae]: :)
[Salja]: blah blah challenge blah blah honorable duel
[Salja]: yeah what she said
[Salja]: you remove your gauntlet and thwap them with it
[Dionae]: "You have insulted my honor!"
[Moeve]: yes but remember you are sending an emissary on horse he cant slap you
[Dionae]: Sure he can, and say "This is from soandso" *slap*

[Dionae]: So what are glory points good for?
[Salja]: buying junk
[Chade]: buying house extras
[Someone]: increasing heal rates, new rooms, more guards, etc
[Moeve]: making housed people feel good about having to deal with stephen
[Dionae]: hehe
[Chade]: no its the other way, stephen will be good to people or not have glory
[Dionae]: So does Tirome get extra points for having to deal with Stephen? :)
[Salja]: masochism does not get glory points

Laul gossips 'How does a pig get in a tree. they cant climb!'
You gossip 'They fly.'
Panzer gossips 'wow'
Wenlin quotes 'You get a pig in a tree from a colorful parrot. - they ride parrots'
Panzer gossips 'pigs fly'
Laul gossips 'I have never seen a pink pig with wings!'
You gossip 'That is because they're blue.'

Daeleath gossips 'Only on a MUD could you get beat up by a rabbit. . . ;p'

[Jahron]: I have a question... Why is Karathos under Riverdale?
[Dionae]: Because you aren't rich
[Jahron]: ...
[Dionae]: They bribed us to put them first
[Dionae]: Money runs the realms, my friend
[Jahron]: ...
[Jahron]: Never will I be tainted by GREED. FOOLS
[Jahron]: -Grin-

[Salja]: i have a magic goblin
[Salja]: i made him out of clay
[Salja]: i have a magic goblin
[Salja]: with goblin i shall play

Salja answers 'http://www.nacave.com/feudal/realism-fakenote.txt'
Salja answers 'do NOT make us go this far :)'
Leowyn answers 'alrighty I like everything there but urination and feminine Hygene'
Alaina answers 'im not asking for Realism! i hate it'
Salja answers 'but but but it's real!'
Alaina answers 'but i like the urinating part, i find it odd none of have to go drain the dragon'
You snicker softly.
Salja answers 'well i think there's a total of like... two toilets in the place'
Salja answers 'everyone else has to go squat in the woods and use leaves'
Salja is from the south, she can be vulgar like that
Leowyn answers 'actually for toliet paper I find that picture of Stephen Tirome work alot better.. or eagles :)'
Alaina answers 'Thats what the woods are for, you whip it out and go'
Alaina answers 'Find that nice tree, and water it.'
Ezylie answers 'I WANNA PMS!'
Leowyn answers 'rather see perhaps alignments added into the game first then PMS :wrinkles his nose:'

--> Remake: meat short A FLAMING BALL OF MEAT
You giggle.
Salja falls to the ground and rolls around laughing hysterically.
[Salja]: um
[Dionae]: Flaming ball of meat? :)
[Galdorf]: hell yeah!
[Dionae]: snicker
[Galdorf]: I was going to hurl it at Llywarch
[Galdorf]: Then decided not to
Salja snickers softly.
[Galdorf]: I guess I'll just eat it
[Dionae]: You should get a roasted something on a stick
[Salja]: might be wise
[Llywarch]: :P
[Galdorf]: Oh yeah, Llywarch can see this
[Galdorf]: Damn!
[Dionae]: lol
[Galdorf]: Wow, I must look like an ass.
[Salja]: well we knew that
[Dionae]: Galdorf is the new houseleader we make fun of :)
[Galdorf]: Oh yeah!
[Galdorf]: Gotta have something to do, heh
[Galdorf]: Hey, Llywarch
[Galdorf]: Check my desc
[Galdorf]: Tell me if you think it's gay
[Galdorf]: Salja thinks it's uber-stupid
[Galdorf]: I can do that, right?
[Galdorf]: It's just a meat pie
[Galdorf]: I handed him a flaming ball of meat
[Dionae]: Wouldn't that hurt?
[Galdorf]: lol
[Galdorf]: lol, he ate it
[Galdorf]: Thoras eats A FLAMING BALL OF MEAT.

[Salja]: night girlyman
[Galdorf]: Stop calling me girlyman.
[Galdorf]: Or else.
[Salja]: or else what?
[Salja]: i call jahron mr fluffles
[Salja]: and i call daehron buzzlebuns
[Salja]: the least you can do is be called girlyman
[Galdorf]: You may call me: "Supreme king of the almighty"
[Galdorf]: If you MUST have a nickname
[Salja]: I may call you girlyman
Salja snickers softly.
[Galdorf]: But, you won't
[Galdorf]: Because, I'm
[Salja]: oh, but i will
[Galdorf]: "Supreme king of the almighty"
[Salja]: and a girly one at that.

You say, 'And I can be the patron Ancient of kitty cats'
You snicker softly.
Salja rolls her eyes, disgusted.
Salja says, 'walwainr asked me how to worship me'
Salja giggles.
You snicker softly.
Salja asks, 'Why am I the one who gets all the worshippers?'
You ponder the question.
You ask, 'The power of the eggplant?'
Salja giggles.

[Mia]

Renduin says 'heya'
Garm says 'sup'
Renduin makes loud wretching noises and pukes on the ground.
You seem to get a laugh from something saying, "heh heh heh".
Garm says 'heh'
You say 'go kill yourself'
Renduin says 'nothing really'
Garm nods solemnly.
Garm says 'is yer mental state screwed up?'
You say 'too full'
You giggle.
Renduin says 'just the lungs'
Garm says 'heh'
Renduin says 'and im full'
Renduin says 'ima bulemic dragon slayer'
Renduin says 'heh'
Renduin takes Idun's apple from thin air.
You say 'yay'
Renduin says 'thats great'
Renduin says 'wow'
Renduin says 'does puking have anything to do with it?'
You giggle.
You shake your head.
Renduin says 'ahh'
You say 'well with being a bulemic sure'
You peer at him quizzically.
Renduin says 'what does puking do then?'
You say 'its a social'
You shrug.
Renduin says 'heh'
Lestat says 'its just used to commicate with other players'
Lestat says 'does nothing to your char'
Renduin says 'u puke when u communicate... hmm ive been missing something all these years'
Renduin makes loud wretching noises and pukes on the ground.
Renduin says 'thats for u lestat'
Renduin says 'have a good day'
Lestat says 'heh'
Renduin says 'heh'
Lestat says 'I will now!'

Eomer says 'yeah i like you, because im a bohemian like you'
Eomer says 'ooohhohohoohohooh'

Octavian ordertalks 'hrm..'
You ordertalk 'attack yourself'
Vahn ordertalks 'attack yourself just like a mob'
Octavian ordertalks 'hrm, you can melee yourself '
Tygher ordertalks 'I tried, but it said suicide is a mortal sin'
Octavian ordertalks 'i thought it had to be a specific attack to work'
Octavian ordertalks 'yeah, its gotta be like grasp'
Octavian ordertalks 'but i dont think you have anything at that level'
Octavian ordertalks 'sooo, the only way you can get out is thru a challenge'
Granakka ordertalks 'u should be able to kick yourself'
You ordertalk 'rofl'
Octavian ordertalks 'who do you want to kill you '
Tygher ordertalks 'nope, all I do it swing my swords *grin*'

Grace ordertalks 'Okay I have been playing far too much, just asked my brother to send me my cup. rofl.'

Vahn says 'he should just die of a heart attack now'

Xylo says 'ready?'
You say 'jepp'
Bexar nods solemnly.
Xylo flies north.
You lick her.
You roll on the floor laughing hysterically.
Bexar scans north.
(Rjurik) (Translucent) Xylo Del'Morte... is here, fighting an Iron Golem.
Xystus says 'wrong window'
Xystus snickers softly.
You say 'that was comedy'
Xystus laughs.
You say '"ready?"'
You say '"here we go"'
You say '"xylo floats north"'
Xystus rolls on the floor laughing hysterically.
Xystus says 'i was donering why no one was commin'

[Grey]

Whacky Seasons of Almadyn stuff..

[gossip]: Grey cracks open a fortune cookie.
[gossip] Zeta: Your death will be slow and painful.
[gossip]: Grey eats half.
[gossip] Zeta: (on the back) Your favorite color is blue.
[gossip]: Grey reads, "You should be able to make money and hold onto it."
[gossip]: Grey looks at Zeta and rolls on the floor laughing.
[gossip] Grey: Stupid cookie.

[gossip] Grey: i think it's time for a doughnut
[gossip]: Grey screams, "Dough - nuts!"
[gossip] Aballister: good thing not dog nuts
Xerlic shouts: DOG NUTS
Xerlic shouts: I LIKE DOG NUTS

[gossip]: Grey reads, "You have yearning for perfection."
[gossip] Grey: Right on cookie, right on.

[gossip] Aballister:
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Bunneh With Weed!

[bard]: Aballister sings o/~ I know the pieces fit, I know the pieces fit,
I know the pieces fit and I know the pieces fit o/~.
[bard] Grey: You must know the pieces fit eh?
[bard]: Grey plays with the legos that make the pieces fit.
[bard] Aballister: lego rocks
[bard] Grey: That they do, im bringing some to university next year
[bard]: Aballister nods.
[bard] Grey: Hardcore, alchohol, and legos man
[bard] Grey: Ain't nothin' bettah
[bard] Aballister: hope you don't try to eat the lego
[bard] Grey: I'll keep the alcohol away from the legos

~Grey (wheeeee)