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anathema · 06-06-2002, 10:18 AM

Best or worst, I am not saying.

Bullfrog was a Jerimiah

Delgado is somehow responsible for Huitzilopochtli followers, if you have problems, commune him, also Kaeru said I should have Antisocialdisestablishmentarialism in my title

Ymorr · 06-06-2002, 11:10 AM

Personally I prefer:
Governor Alyred thinks they call it PMT because Mad Cow Disease was already taken

melopene · 06-06-2002, 02:05 PM

I remember my friend's poofins..

Thomas rides in on a bicycle because he can't afford car insurance.

*snicker*

Neranz Laverani · 06-06-2002, 03:18 PM

<name excluded to protect the innocent> wants to get you closer to god

The person was an immortal...

They also were a Nine Inch Nails fan.

Neranz Laverani, Seeker of Knowledge

Dionae · 06-07-2002, 07:09 AM

On the builder port, one builder had the title "Co-founder of "I'm-the-sh*t enterprises". So, another builder made the title "Co-founder of "I'm sh*t enterprises".

Another title on the bp - Waffle Belgian

Boon Draigon, is plotting something really evil.

Thomas has a new puppy, so he's passed out.

Dionae had 'drunkeness' cast on her.

Dionae has once again kidnapped Aaryn!

Dwenn is here to help everyone...but you.

Caddox Daytric needs an ellipses in his title too...

Not immortal titles, but still good:

Antilles is fuzzier than thou

Sydney neener neener neener

Isdenar is trapped in a noexit room :(

Ganthorune, (Insert something clever here.)

Kalaren says, 'doN't DrinNnK annd ZSssSKin'

Arianna collects things...but not legally..tee hee..

Sid the edible newbie!

Lymeshaq sets cow on fire.

Hanto Pelaga, with a fresh pack of gum.

Tordek Thren is lying here unconscious.

Middahlpoole Weaponmonger has the longest title humanly possible, ever.

Conner Garnett the freezing, drowning, lost Apprentice!

And the classic title - realms of the traveller

Shao_Long · 06-07-2002, 08:44 AM

--- If i see you standing here,then Balzhur has missed its target

--- Feeds the fishies.Wanna help me ?*evilgrin*

--- has the best title

--- hates you

--- is just a freak.you've got a problem with that ? i do !

06-07-2002, 09:46 AM

I got an object that sets one of the following titles when I log on. The () is the alignment. X is the name.

* X, the geographical oddity. (Two weeks from anything.)
* X doesn't know whether to kill himself or go bowling.
* X still miss you baby, but his aim is getting better.
* X, intergalactic wiseguy. (Do R2 units dream of electric sheep?)
* O! Plus! Perge! Aio! Hui! Hem! X!
* Glorious Comrade X (Not so nice)
* X is the ayatollah of rockenrollah.
* X is completely operational. (and all his circuits are functioning perfectly)

xeno · 06-16-2002, 10:59 PM

Here's a few

Venato holds up a blue label that says "F--- the hell off, now"
Armrha didn't know pirates still existed
Johnny the Homicidal Immortal
Xani ins't really here, it just says that Xani

Artovil · 06-18-2002, 01:48 PM

-- says, 'I'm out of my mind, but feel free to leave a message...'
-- is wondering if anyone knows how to set her laser printer on stun
-- says, 'if I melt dry ice - can I take a bath without getting wet?'
-- says, 'oh. I know you have a thing for me, but why is it so small and deformed?'
-- says, 'Red meat isn't bad for you. Green, fuzzy meat is bad for you.'
-- cant wait untill the next harry pothead film (she enjoyed the philosopher's stoned!

Alexei · 06-18-2002, 02:32 PM

Azure -- says, 'No. Dont even ask.'
Mogwai -- wasnt here, isnt here, wont be here.
Jan -- Get off my mud
Diablo -- 2 is out

Alexei

Enzo · 07-04-2002, 08:33 PM

Kuval and Palin are the implementors:

Kuval - "One time, at mud camp, Palin stuck a..."

-Enzo

CSmith_Fan · 01-06-2003, 07:38 PM

Over at my MUD, we saw an "evolution" title wise with one Imm, Kitten (also using prename)
(names underlined)

** Kitten's Kitten is due in 20 days...

** Kitten's Kitten is due in 9 days..

** Indigo and Kitten's Kitten is so cute..
of course, Indigo decides to put fear into us mortals with :

** Indigo the UML novice

it kind of kept all of us morts in the loop. Worst titles though..have seen alot elseMUD, so I wont list them, but funny ones come from our player base every so often like...

** Toki- fists of fur-ry

**Kung Fu Grip Seether

**Lovely Lelia wants to kill the mayor

**Take One Fungle a Day Until Boredom Subsides.

**Indie Rock Nufan Is Lelia's Slave

**War Wizard Kardan says, "One woman is cause enough for fear."

**-- Majen Buu -- yes, that Buu..the buff and tough one..

** Sprigg the Ugly Elf (who btw, is a goblin...)

** Ashtaroth , Defender of the Noble Platypus

Tocamat · 01-06-2003, 09:52 PM

This is the most recent title of one of our Quest staff, Jagan.

Meddle not in the affairs of gods, for you are crunchy and good with ketchup.

Angel Kenji · 01-13-2003, 10:10 AM

When our immortals transfer a player from one room to another, the echo is "A red dragon swoops down and picks up/drops off <so and so>." One of our Imms ran around with the title: "I have a dragon and I'm not afraid to use it!" (No credit given to Shrek, of course

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06-06-2002, 10:18 AM	#1
anathema New Member Join Date: May 2002 Posts: 12	Best or worst, I am not saying. Bullfrog was a Jerimiah Delgado is somehow responsible for Huitzilopochtli followers, if you have problems, commune him, also Kaeru said I should have Antisocialdisestablishmentarialism in my title

06-06-2002, 11:10 AM	#2
Ymorr New Member Join Date: Apr 2002 Posts: 4	Personally I prefer: Governor Alyred thinks they call it PMT because Mad Cow Disease was already taken

06-06-2002, 02:05 PM	#3
melopene Member Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Mobile, AL Posts: 87	I remember my friend's poofins.. Thomas rides in on a bicycle because he can't afford car insurance. snicker

06-06-2002, 03:18 PM	#4
Neranz Laverani Member Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: The States Posts: 116	<name excluded to protect the innocent> wants to get you closer to god The person was an immortal... They also were a Nine Inch Nails fan. Neranz Laverani, Seeker of Knowledge

06-07-2002, 07:09 AM	#5
Dionae Member Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Littleton, CO, US Posts: 102	On the builder port, one builder had the title "Co-founder of "I'm-the-sht enterprises". So, another builder made the title "Co-founder of "I'm sht enterprises". Another title on the bp - Waffle Belgian Boon Draigon, is plotting something really evil. Thomas has a new puppy, so he's passed out. Dionae had 'drunkeness' cast on her. Dionae has once again kidnapped Aaryn! Dwenn is here to help everyone...but you. Caddox Daytric needs an ellipses in his title too... Not immortal titles, but still good: Antilles is fuzzier than thou Sydney neener neener neener Isdenar is trapped in a noexit room :( Ganthorune, (Insert something clever here.) Kalaren says, 'doN't DrinNnK annd ZSssSKin' Arianna collects things...but not legally..tee hee.. Sid the edible newbie! Lymeshaq sets cow on fire. Hanto Pelaga, with a fresh pack of gum. Tordek Thren is lying here unconscious. Middahlpoole Weaponmonger has the longest title humanly possible, ever. Conner Garnett the freezing, drowning, lost Apprentice! And the classic title - realms of the traveller

06-07-2002, 08:44 AM	#6
Shao_Long Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: belfast, UK Posts: 505	--- If i see you standing here,then Balzhur has missed its target --- Feeds the fishies.Wanna help me ?evilgrin --- has the best title --- hates you --- is just a freak.you've got a problem with that ? i do !

06-07-2002, 09:46 AM	#7
f451 Posts: n/a	I got an object that sets one of the following titles when I log on. The () is the alignment. X is the name. * X, the geographical oddity. (Two weeks from anything.) * X doesn't know whether to kill himself or go bowling. * X still miss you baby, but his aim is getting better. * X, intergalactic wiseguy. (Do R2 units dream of electric sheep?) * O! Plus! Perge! Aio! Hui! Hem! X! * Glorious Comrade X (Not so nice) * X is the ayatollah of rockenrollah. * X is completely operational. (and all his circuits are functioning perfectly)

06-16-2002, 10:59 PM	#8
xeno New Member Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: The Pits of Heck Posts: 6	Here's a few Venato holds up a blue label that says "F--- the hell off, now" Armrha didn't know pirates still existed Johnny the Homicidal Immortal Xani ins't really here, it just says that Xani

06-18-2002, 01:48 PM	#9
Artovil Member Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: Sweden Posts: 32	-- says, 'I'm out of my mind, but feel free to leave a message...' -- is wondering if anyone knows how to set her laser printer on stun -- says, 'if I melt dry ice - can I take a bath without getting wet?' -- says, 'oh. I know you have a thing for me, but why is it so small and deformed?' -- says, 'Red meat isn't bad for you. Green, fuzzy meat is bad for you.' -- cant wait untill the next harry pothead film (she enjoyed the philosopher's stoned!

06-18-2002, 02:32 PM	#10
Alexei New Member Join Date: Jun 2002 Posts: 20	Azure -- says, 'No. Dont even ask.' Mogwai -- wasnt here, isnt here, wont be here. Jan -- Get off my mud Diablo -- 2 is out Alexei

07-04-2002, 08:33 PM	#11
Enzo Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Seattle, Washington Posts: 342	Kuval and Palin are the implementors: Kuval - "One time, at mud camp, Palin stuck a..." -Enzo

01-06-2003, 07:38 PM	#12
CSmith_Fan Member Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Michigan Posts: 90	Over at my MUD, we saw an "evolution" title wise with one Imm, Kitten (also using prename) (names underlined) Kitten's Kitten is due in 20 days... Kitten's Kitten is due in 9 days.. Indigo and Kitten's Kitten is so cute.. of course, Indigo decides to put fear into us mortals with : Indigo the UML novice it kind of kept all of us morts in the loop. Worst titles though..have seen alot elseMUD, so I wont list them, but funny ones come from our player base every so often like... Toki- fists of fur-ry Kung Fu Grip Seether Lovely Lelia wants to kill the mayor Take One Fungle a Day Until Boredom Subsides. Indie Rock Nufan Is Lelia's Slave War Wizard Kardan says, "One woman is cause enough for fear." -- Majen Buu -- yes, that Buu..the buff and tough one.. Sprigg the Ugly Elf (who btw, is a goblin...) ** Ashtaroth , Defender of the Noble Platypus

01-06-2003, 09:52 PM	#13
Tocamat New Member Join Date: Dec 2002 Posts: 22	This is the most recent title of one of our Quest staff, Jagan. Meddle not in the affairs of gods, for you are crunchy and good with ketchup.

01-13-2003, 10:10 AM	#14
Angel Kenji New Member Join Date: Jan 2003 Posts: 10	When our immortals transfer a player from one room to another, the echo is "A red dragon swoops down and picks up/drops off <so and so>." One of our Imms ran around with the title: "I have a dragon and I'm not afraid to use it!" (No credit given to Shrek, of course

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