Just don't kill the thread!

Once upon a time...

there was a dragon!

The dragon was both massive and terrifying.  From nose to tail it measured well over two hundred feet, although the last poor chap who tried turned out to be little more to an appetizer to this ancient beast who fed mostly off of the nearby town's livestock and foolhardy adventurers who sought it harm.

The beast enjoyed its reign of terror deep within his mountain lair until one day...

... it contracted athletes foot and had to search the lands for a...

a small little leprechuan named....

... Foothumper, whom was booted from his tribe for not living up to his name. The dragon needed to find this ...

powder that only the lepracaun had. Unfourtunately, the lepracaun was exceptionally tiny, and the dragon, being huge, had to...

finally get some help finding Lepracaun. So he went to...

the gnomes village, only he knows the location of the...

Taparamorfic Zuiklandus Recipee,which can...

...cure the poor dragon of it's ailment. Unfortunately the is one side effect of this medicine. It causes the user to...

turn into the dreaded Mother-In-Law of....

... the most powerful mage in the lands. Whom having previously thought he had, without his wifes knowledge of course, gotten rid of said mother-in-law by ....

deep-frying her in a french fries cooker and fed her to the dragon.

In yet another distant land, another dragon...

was repeatedly asking everyone on the mud to marry her. The large number of refusals made her...

begin to think that the love potion she'd bought from the traveling peddler wasn't any good. So she went in search of....

a lover that would be dear to her. So she went a married the head immortal of the MUD...

... Aros atop Mount Olympas. However, as she reached the towering kingdom that housed the Gods she was waylaid by the God of ....

Very Good Food. As the God of very good food munched away at some very good....

... deep fried, candy covered mother-in-laws she was siezed by a sudden flash back to her 'near' death experience and ....

had it happen again when the dragon picked the God up and...

...in a totally unprecedented move, was actually -looking- for Hera to apologize for his...

...Secret meeting planning on beheading Zeus's lovers, and most of all, Herakles. Unfortunatly, the burp of the dragon fried...

him into ashes, now the dragon feeling bad will....

have to go and see psyhiatrist cause...

..., well, he's feeling bad. The psychiatrist was a sexy blond, but...

but dragon felt even worse,so he ate it and

...burst into flames?

The dragon, being quiet fire-resistant himself, only suffered minor scorch marks because of the sudden combustion. In return, the dragon looked at Dionae and...

said, "just for that I get to do something bad to your kitty!" So the dragon took the kitty...

...and turned it purple! Dionae screamed in sadness, "...

and cursed the Dragon with a mighty spell !

little mad chickens,who then jump around the whole place,quickly turning it into ....

...mad rabbid rabbits with big white teeth. (Monty Python's Holy Grail)

... at which BOB SAGET came along with a holy handgrenade! He pulled the pin and said another crappy pun, before blowing himself up. (God, I wanted to do this...) Meanwhile, Dionae...

decided she was bored and started plotting to dethrone Terloch. The plan involved...

bring the dragon back to life, because it had the answer so he....

removed his Dionae mask, bonked himself on the head because dragon's aren't "it"s, and also remembered no dragon has died in this story. Because of this stupidity, Terloch laughed and said, "...

*replying to Wenlin's post and ignoring that other one*

..."Silly Dionae, evil plots are for Boons." to which Boon replied, "...

Then I'll make this one for myself,and begun plotting something evil.

and i will take over the world....

...And make everyone my love slaves!

that wear pink thongs and hold big feathers to cool me with

and they do all this and more by moving around on...

roller blades and they have big pink....

roller blades and they have big pink....