OK, decided to start another continuing story, cos the other one is drying up a little.

One day in the magical forest there was a little gnome named Gnibble. Gnibble was a sad little gnome because...

...gnobody gnew his gname. He had been found wandering aimlessly as a little gnomling by the Magical Elite Elm Elves of Magical Forest and could gnot remember where he was from or where his parents were. The elves soon found out that along with the curse of his memory loss he has also been put under a spell that...

morphed him into a rampaging werewolf every night that liked to eat elves.

As a result, Gribble usually spent his evenings in a cage made from silver (after all, elves can't touch iron and gold's too soft to do much with.) But one night, the elves...

forgot to lock the cage and Gnibble the Gnome was allowed to roam free around the elven city. The first place he went was...

...the dark catacomb under the Elven Castle. He was wandering aimlessly here for some time, and then he saw a slimmy...

toad, that gibble picked up and said Im gonna eat you all up. The toad repleyed if you kiss me ill grant you three wishes.
gribble ponders for a moment and...

... eagerly brought the toad to his lips and kissed it. Suddenly the frog turned into a beautiful princess but he in turn reverted into a toad! He tried to tell her his first wish was to be back to his normal self but all that came out was a croak! The princess looked down at Gribble and...

laughed evilly, for the princess was in fact an evil witch. "You stupid gnome!" she cackled. "You have fallen for my trap and now you will be doomed to...

see thousands of elves in your werewolf form, but you aren't going to be able to eat them! Bwahahaha! And so the witch

picked up gribble and said now i think someone as greedy as you are should have a special treat. with that she put him in a box and went to the market where she.....

bought a really tiny crown and put it on Gribble's head. Then a merchant...

saw the crown on gribbles head, comming from a faraway land that whorships frogs and toads he thinks that gribble is the Emporer of the Toad nation and says to gribble, My humble Lord I am at your command and thy armies. Gribble then....

told the man to buzz off, so he transmogrified into a bee and flew away. The witch, after falling down from laughter, told Glibble

to spell his goddarn name right. Gnibble burst into tears because, even though he was now a were-toad-king-gnome-thing, still gnobody gnew his gname.

so gribble needed somone to speak toadish gnome to say gribble then he would be cured so gribble....

went to Taco Bell and asked the chiuawawa, "Excuse me,

the tacobell dog said NO GET OUT I HAVE THIS JOB, i just lost the giko gig to a talking gegko. get lost, so gribble went....

to the Toad-gnome Translator Emporium, his coinpouch full of gold pieces. But when he got to the Emporium, he discovered that...

the Toad-gnome speaks only toadish, and he doesnt knows that language ! so...

he finaly gave up his quest to become a gnome again and he searched for the 3 frogs in the budwiser tv ads, maybe he could make some gold so he started to....

beg on the streets for money. A weird looking ogre named Terloch came over and

was afriad of toads, so he took his big rusty spiked club and.........

killed himself, and cheering could be heard from some distant land. Gnibble, afraid that more suicidal ogres would come over and kill themselves, ran all the way over to the town of

gibola where small happy forset gnomes live, and he wanted to seek out the old pot smoking wise man that could....

blow smoke rings out of his nose. Gnibble wanted to learn how to do this, to impress the lady toads. He found the wise man at...

the local supermarket, buying groceries. Gribble got side tracked and found a potion that would turn him back into a gnome but...

he couldnt pick it up, tryed to jump into the bottle and got stuck, then he drank the potion and was a gnome stuck in a bottle so he had to....

cork up the bottle and fart repeatedly, until the bottle exploded. So he took his trusty Multi-cork from his pocket, put it in the top of the bottle and...

couldnt breath, and took the cork out... he needed to find another way out of the bottle so he....

sat down to think. But suddenly he noticed the full moon rising in the distance and felt himself turning into a werewolf again. As hair grew over his body and he expanded, the bottle burst. He was free!

... however, as he grew large an his new size pressed and shattered the glass, the shards were driven into his skin making great gashes. With a howl of pain he ran but before too long he grew weak from blood loss and stumbled over a raised root and fell headlong into the ground and lost consciousness...

...when he woke up, it was still the same night and he was in the middle of a village with a bunch of innocent people that wouldn't be able to defend themselves against something...like a werewolf...

...or so he thought...

So he stood up, and ran to the shadows, looking for a plump little kid to eat. Then his fantasies were realized and the perfect one came walking down the street, he followed the kid sticking to the shadows, when all of a sudden...

he leapt out of the shadows and devoured the child entirely in one huge gulp. Realizing how easy and effective this strategy, he closed in on an old lady with a purse and a cane.

The werewolf spotted his opportunity and pounced. In midflight the old granny whirled around and smacked him upside the head with the purse.

Slightly dazed, the wolf slumped to the ground temporarily. Quickly regaining his wit, the wolf lay still, playing dead for a moment. As soon as the woman was within reach, he swept her feet out from under her with a massive paw.

He then moved over to the old lady and opened his mouth, to bite her head off. Luckily for the granny, she had her trusty cane in her hand still, as he sank down beside her, she whipped the cane around just in time to stop the werewolf's attack.

Gnibble howled in pain, for the old lady had screwed silver spikes onto the cane for protection. As the fatal (for him anyway) metal struck his flesh, he felt his fur burning away and his blood curdling.

Instantly, he puked up all the humans he had eaten and was all better. Gnibble remember that he was an ELF eating werewolf...

...so he decided to get the first portal back to the Magical forest where he could be put back in his silver cage and live with the friendly Elves for all eternity.

After traveling along, he finally found a Portal Shop. But the shop did not have a portal to the same magical forest. On the otherhand...

...they did have iced Elf mochas. Gnibble eagerly bought one, for it was quite a hot day. He took the pointed ear out of his drink and slurped it all up.

After finding that the owner of the portal shop had overcharged him for the Elf Mocha, Gnibble began to foam and froth at the mouth, as the is what Part toad-gnome-werewolves do....

right before they turn back into their normal states. Gnibble turned back into a Gnome, and looked around seeing...

a rip in the fabric of time and space, and he was amazed as the thrid division of the chicken army came storming threw, he quickly ran away to go and....

contact the King roster to... Greet the chickens so that they will make even more powerful chicks with the secret power of...

nightblade chickens, witch where stronger now, they plan on ruleing the worl with gribbles help, now they...

head to the villages all over the world, taking them over and ruling them. They were doing perfectly fine, until they reached...