Todays new mud hosts need some cutting edge tools to make mudders happy, here at bosina.3rdworld we are happy to provide the fastest 14.4 backbone to the internet, with this unbeatable speed our services are #1. We have a highly trained *cough*slave labor*cough* to get all the jobs done. Our custmer support staff is highly trained on taking your valued calls, if u can wait 29 hrs on hold. and beacuse of our ground breaking mainframe which is older then the frist tandy ever made, we can host almost everyone in the world with a lag rate of 90 minute delay per char. now thats what i call service.

That sounds like some services out there nowdays....

Hmm..were can I get information where to get your servises ?
Our new Ultra Mega MUD is looking for hosting ...

our free services are always located on
and our server is always up, about 1% of the day... what more can u ask for?

your servvice records are out standing we updated last week from dos 5.0 to dos 6.1 to better help our clients out, and all of our graphics and logos are made by aciddraw. lets see... we also updated our 1337 fast unix shell to an ast 486...
stay tuned for future updates

Thank You !
Just one more question : do we get any bonuses for using your servises a long time ?

Actually, the longer you use the service, the more it decays at a rate of e^-x where x is time in minutes.

Perfecto ! Thats just what we need
We are the most customer .. HATING MUD SO GIVE US THE WORST SERVICES !!!!! MUahhahahaah ! ThankZ !

the more you use our deluxe services the more me just might answer your support question, its based on this little table

Rank % on answering support
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New Customer: 0
6 months: 1
1 year: 3
10 years: 4
20 years: 5
30 years: 10

It is great to see someone offering such generous services. I would like to donate some hardware and software to your company in appreciation for what you are doing for the mudding community.

I have four sticks of 256 kb ram. They are only 10 years old!

A 20 megabyte hardcard for increasing storage capacity on your machine. It is compatible with any PC XT compatible.

I have Microsoft Windows for Workgroups 3.1. I highly recommend this product, as it is the best networking OS ever invented!

To keep your staff entertained during breaktimes, I would like to donate 4 copies of John Romero's Daikatana.

Thanks again for everything you are doing for the mudding community!

Can I humbly donate perfect OS,Ms-Dos 3.0 ?
I am ready to give you 3! 5'inch 360kb floppy disks for free !!

wow i think we shall be the best isp ever!