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Can someone please translate this post into English for me?

-D

As far as I can tell, he is looking for a new MUD and here are some of the things he would be interested in:

It needs to be FREE, not pay-to-play
Easy to understand leveling and/or skill system
No, or very limited PK
Lag free server (and I imagine while he is wishing, he could ask for crash-proof code too)
Plenty of RP with no IMM restrictions on RP
No global channels to hinder IC qualities

and as a bonus, we should toss in: English as a 2nd Language for Dummies™.

At this point I might risk ticking off Dulan and slip in a weak advertisement...but we already met our quota of kids lacking in grammar/spelling skills.