Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, children of all ages.  The nerfinator Burzuk, the drunken (facedown in a ditch) gnome Denadlyr, the human calculator Eldorian, and the galactic waistlined eater of babies Resatimm, would like to present to you an invitation to join their world, and suffer accordingly.

For a limited time only!  (Until the bill goes unpaid too long and Dale pulls the plug.)  YOU have this unmissable once-in-a-lifetime opportunity of playing a MUD you've never heard of, and probably know nothing about.  Abandoned Realms is giving YOU an invitation to..

* create a character
* rank up to a respectable level
* rain beautiful, unchecked violence on 30-40 mild-mannered, miserable foes
* wind up dead and delete in disgust!
* repeat, because it has CONSUMED you

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And now for something comple...
*gunshot heard*

"...galactic waistlined eater of babies Resatimm"


Ummm I resemble that remark.



Wait a seco..
*gunshot heard*

Yes because the babies are the size of horses. Do NOT play this mud if you are Nursing, Pregnant or have a history of mental instbility. we have filled the quota on those. And dont go expecting Thieves to have Hellstream either ,Ive Tried!




Its 4:20 Fire Giant Time!

Ha nobody sho..
*gunshot heard*