The best on i have seen so far came today on my mud!

gecho Someone say's "This new spell kicks ***"

player say's "can i have it"

gecho Someone hops around like a bunny rabbit and say's "only if you can follow the white rabbit"

player say's "where is it?"

gecho Rabbit say's "in my hole"

player say's "ok"

global> The drake lord says : suck Cow Evil doer

Boon fools with your bits and peices.
Aothacos gossips 'Good lord that is wrong'

global> I now decree that stupid people must die. If you are stupid, please die now.
global> Thank you.
Jance gossips 'You hear Jance's death cry'

The sun rises in the north.

global> The drake lord says : every one will die
global> The drake lord says : for no apparent reason

Gretan quotes 'Welcome to Feudal Realms. Please do not feed the Ancients.'
global> Dionae cons you into feeding her. Mwahaha.

global> Moeve question 'I'm not here. This is a cleverly disguised gecho composed by one of our far superior immortals BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA'

The drake lord says : oh yeah I forgot I was gonna kill you all

gechos:

Lord Vasyelu, the Vampire, appears from a puff of smoke.
(collective heart attack)

Edo tells you: are you interested in being an imm? You would make a good one.
(edo is bombarded with tells to be an imm)

Tian chats 'ugh..A reboot is coming..'
Smactus chats 'whats an reboot ??'
Shaolong chats 'we're all gonna die ,man ! all of us !'
Tian chats 'dont be scaring newbies,Shao..Its just a reboot'
Conran chats 'no Tian ! Shao's right ! We decided to kill you all today !!
Conran shouts 'die all ! Mwahahahaa !!!

You are forced from these realms,as immortals decided to kill you all ...