*** chats: you cant buy love:/

*** openly traffics: looking for seth, old clan, offering much love!


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I guess you can, after all!

[chat] Ventrasei is surrounded by textile goddesses.

[chat] Caoineag: Wait, murder or tea? I'm confused.

[chat] Ratzo: What flavor is that? it's bloody seabird flavor!

[chat] Xyrec: no one thought it, no one thunk it, no one knew, about the great cow guru......cows are one.

[chat] Namir hits her chest with her fist. "Me big an' got big foots! Me stomp!"

[chat] Eagleon: A large, smokey yellow bead, rather.

[chat] Luc: I wouldn't dignify it with the name "conversation", myself.

[chat] Jpwolfman feels stupified.

[chat] Sirius: Some, like crimson, while knowledgable, couldn't code a paper
bag if they tried.
[chat] Crimson clears her throat.
[chat] Crimson: I can indeed code a paper bag. I can even code my way out of
the wet paper bag that Luc doesn't have anymore.

[chat] Pyromastaforeva: if there's not dragons in DM.
[chat] Pyromastaforeva: why was he a dragon.
[chat] Vorpaltribble: i didn't know...
[chat] Vorpaltribble: why is crimson an undead were-googolpede wearing christmas lights?
[chat] Vorpaltribble: don't ask me...
[chat] Pyromastaforeva: LOL.
[chat] Crimson: I'm not undead!
[chat] Crimson: At least I don't think I am...
[chat] Pyromastaforeva: Crimson, it's not xmas yet =P.
[chat] Vorpaltribble: your dead.
[chat] Vorpaltribble: said so in description.
[chat] Crimson: Am I?
[chat] Vorpaltribble nods.
[chat] Crimson checks.
[chat] Vorpaltribble: were couple weeks ago anyways.
[chat] Pyromastaforeva: haha.
[chat] Crimson: Oh, I am. Whoops.

The new players name has been changed to newbie. This is an abridged edition.

The Great Lion ROARS: Newbie has entered!
(You OOC:) Congradulations! You are our 1 Millionth Player!
(Newbie OOC:) Really?
(You OOC:) Not really, but we can pretend.
(You OOC:) You can either have this plum I am holding or.. Comrade!
(Comrade OOC:) Huh?
(Newbie OOC:) What's a Comrade?
(You OOC:) Well, that's Comrade. He smells a bit but he's worth a laugh sometimes.
<Gocial> Comrade peers at you intently.
*5 minutes later with no response.
(You OOC:) Hello? Aren't you going to choose one?
*No response.
(You OOC:) FINE! Would you rather me just be an evil imm that slays anyone that gets in his way?!
The Great Lion ROARS: Kiyoshi has been brutally slain by Ado!
(Kiyoshi OOC:) Not again!

Some of my favorites... There's a whole pile .

Lasher: Someone wrote me a personal note that there are lots of places where the mud uses caps that could be changed to lower case to save bandwidth.'

[Newbie] (1) Palanvin: how do i have fun?

Torasin (Marasgal) tells the CLAN: 'Once I was really ****ed off and threw a chair at my computer. I went from really ****ed off to worried that I'd hurt my best friend.'

[ WARNING: Aardwolf will reboot in 5 minutes to do nothing of any use at all, this is a reboot just to annoy you. ]
[ WARNING: Aardwolf will reboot in 4 minutes and then will come back up and crash a couple of times ]
[ WARNING: Aardwolf will reboot in 3 minutes and all the changes will suck. ]
[ WARNING: Aardwolf will reboot in 2 minutes. You can now reset your quest time, but your quest will suck after reboot because you'll need keys that someone already stole for a gquest that MIGHT happen in 3 days time ]
[ WARNING: Aardwolf will reboot in 1 minute. After reboot auction will be unusable for 5 hours because I'll forget, yet again, to re-enable it ]
Btw, please quit.

[Newbie] (1) Balagor: all this humming equipment. Can't someone teach them the words
[Newbie] (Helper) DragonLyte: would u really want your pants to be able to talk
[Newbie] [Q] (Helper) IceDragon: I can think of lots of nasty things they might say :p
[Newbie] (1) Thantaris: "Stop poking me with that thing!"

[chat] Brainiac: maybe herds of spamalopes.

[chat] Absent: arghhh! soilent jello is made from people!

[chat] Pyromastaforeva: ... bears don't jump around wielding pocket knives do they?

[chat] Xotl: err, tell him this:  May the bird of paradise fly up his nose, may
the winds of change be always blowing out his back, and may The glowy things of
the world flash on and off as he passes by them.

[chat] Tempus: dont take the wicked dagger name in vein!

[chat] Xotl: Do I have to sacrifice a first born or anything like that?

[chat] Absent: they still have the 'I'll be mohnkee's uncle' in sayings.

[chat] Xyrec: it's magikarp, and magikarp doesn't have the watergun attack.
[chat] Xyrec: omg.....i can't believe I just said that.

[chat] Eagleon: "The smurf amplifier registry records and submits smurf waves
to the general public for review. The smurf waves that are chosen are then
amplified greatly, and sent to the pentagon for final distribution. These huge
smurfs are traded for natural resources extracted from developing countries."

[chat] Tempus: its like.. "OH NO hes pulled the pikachu card, I need to use the magic potato to save my grandads soul!!"

[chat] Jera: Glenn has a msg for you, Xotl. You want it?
[chat] Xotl: is it full of profanity?
[chat] Jera: Uhm. Part of it is, but it's sort of a compliment.

[chat] Malcom: Yup, my wife is pregnant. I hope its a mysrra!

[chat] Tempus: and how old is this girl that beat you up then luc?
[chat] Luc: Oh, twenty or so, judging by general appearance.  I've never asked.
[chat] Tempus: that wouldnt make her a girl.. tsk.
[chat] Vorpaltribble: Crap, I'm 20 to. When do i get to be a woman?
[chat] Zinnia: LOL!
[chat] Tempus: when you meet a nice young man and settle down?

[chat] Tempus chuckles at the name bramen.
[chat] Luc: If you make a joke about brassiere men, I'll bloody well kill you.
[chat] Tempus: nothing luc, I said nothing, just that I offer all bra men my
support... if they dont get enough that is.
[chat] Luc: Grr.

[chat] Ratzo: Actually Alice, I find pain amusing because I don't feel it as much as you would, or most anyone else.
[chat] Ratzo: Very high tolerance, and a slight condition of having less than normal amount of pain receptors in my skin and body.
[chat] Ratzo: I don't like pain. I just don't mind it, nor cringe from it.
[chat] Tempus: Ratzo, do you find your passed over by girls with the excuse "sorry, your just not sensitive enough"?

[chat] Ccomplex yells woo-hoo mongrels and waves a flag around.

[chat] Namir will go ask the Bouncing Lantern about it.

[chat] Luc: Must be the latter.  Probably a mutation of Dread Enter-Key
Disease.

[newbie] Mickey: ok.
[newbie] Mickey: thanks, i fingered it out.

[chat] Kuzman: Is headless chatter better or worse than mindless chatter?

[chat] Perinn: When a mommy mud and a daddy mud fall in love with each other...they tend to do certain...programming. With their programming comes out a brand new baby mud in which other mudders can code and build into, making the baby mud into a neuter adult mud...

[chat] Luc: Vegetarian zombie:  "Graaaains..."

[chat] Vantina: holy lag batman.

[chat] Zinnia wonders how in the world people determine how to determine their
foot personality.

[chat] Namir: None of the creators like to be poked, prodded, snuggled, hugged, clutched, clinged, or otherwise touched by me.

[chat] Eagleon opens his mass back into his original form.
[chat] Vorpaltribble: that sounded... odd, Eagleon.

[chat] Spublofe: "Underneath his lust for vengance, he's a pussycat."

[chat] Alice: getting drunk and playing al is a bit like botting...you just set your fingers to press enter while your mind goes off to play with the tree faeries.

[chat] Vantina: The 2 most common elements in the universe are hydrogen and stupidity.

[chat] Loseph: something just blew up in the neighborhood...that can't be good.

[chat] Xotl: aren't you a brain in a jar?
[chat] Xotl increases the formaldehyde content of the jar.

[chat] Loseph: I want to see a movie about vampires, not some immortal humans
that have fangs.

[chat] Eagleon: A sell-sword was singing of sailors one day, and he with delight happened to say, "I, Galophinsky Dry Bagle the Third, know nothing of sailors, but all about <drink rhyme here>"

[chat] Crimson: Then we'd have to kill them to death and murder them fatally.

[chat] Luc: Excrement also used for tanning leather for a long time; you
players have it easy.

[chat] Brainiac: actually just sitting on an aluminum cookie sheet.

[chat] Kaiva doesn't see how being called a dog when you aren't is different
from being called a female when you aren't, really.

[chat] Loseph: I probably would taste pretty good right now.

[chat] Zinnia: Stop trying to get me to argue about arguing!

[chat] Luc: Feeding your inner Wookie?  Making your own contribution to the
world's oxygen supply?

[chat] Schizo: I don't think anyone has figured out my gender yet..

And finally, mischan of the year
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
[chat] Luc: Wood ashes, that is.
> [chat] Deedee: so the residue left is lye, right?
[chat] Luc: Yeah. The fat (tallow, etc) is nothing more than an agent to dilute the lye and hold it together.
[chat] Xyrec: gently kisses ~Ikia on the shoulder, then moves up to the neck.
[chat] Xyrec: crap.
[chat] Zinnia: ROFL.
[chat] Luc: Interesting mischan, there.
[chat] Xyrec: god almighty.
[chat] Ratzo: good one.
[chat] Zinnia awards mischan of the year.
[chat] Deedee: helpsay Xyrec mudsex.
[chat] Xyrec marches off to kill himself.
[chat] Alice: just make sure you control yourself and don't do a mischan in about 10 minutes...
> [chat] Zinnia rolls on the floor laughing.
[chat] Deedee: lol.
[chat] Deedee: and we think Ratzo is bad? ROFL.
[chat] Deedee: did someone log that one for the archives?
[chat] Crimson raises her hand.
[chat] Xyrec: for any creators who may be watching in just to see what I'm up too, there will be no show, sorry.
[chat] Alice raises her hand too.
> [chat] Zinnia: Laugh.
[chat] Zinnia raises her hand too.

[*OOC*] Noximist says 'There, 'help guild shaman' is in - whew, I'm too wordy for my own good.'

--> Noximist has requested a non-existant help: formbond

--> Noximist has requested a non-existant help: bond

help james bond
--> Koryon has requested a non-existant help: james bond

Sorry, but the scribes have no information on that topic at this time.
However, let's take a look and see if it exists in a helpfile of a different name:

The following helpfiles contain the word 'james bond':

Sorry, but that word was found nowhere.

(ImmChat) Noximist glares at you.