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Enzo 09-22-2002 09:41 PM

I like doing the continuing stories, so I'm going to post one more. Anymore, and I stop completely. You want to add anything to that, send me an e-mail.

Once upon a time...

Santrilla 09-23-2002 02:38 PM

Surely you can never 'finish' a continuing story? Otherwise that'd spoil the fun. Nevertheless...

...there was a dark elf named Shadowstrike. Shadowstrike had been brought up as an assassin since he was 7, and was well trained in the arts of...

Enzo 09-24-2002 08:29 PM

Super Secretness Powers. These powers are only taught by the bums who live under the bridges in Seattle. The elve trained under one paticular bum named...

Santrilla 09-25-2002 11:51 AM

Gluteus Maximus, a Latin bum from Venice. Gluteus himself was too fat to be stealthy, but he relied on his invisibility potions to keep him unseen. But one day, he discovered with horror that...

LikitaRenn 09-25-2002 03:23 PM

due to his girth, the potions that he thought made him invisible couldn't spread to his whole body, so pieces of him still showed. (and the most embarrassing part that appearing to be simply floating about was his...

Ingham 09-25-2002 05:31 PM


Enzo 09-25-2002 10:38 PM

training Shadowstrike. Shadowstrike called the fire department and they immediately put out the fire with...

Wenlin 09-26-2002 01:03 AM

Gasoline? It actually DID put the fire out dispite the fact that gas is of course highly flammable, but it did leave the nasty side effect of

Santrilla 09-26-2002 02:22 AM

setting fire to everything else within a 10 metre radius. Shadowstrike screamed and leapt into the river to put himself out. But as he swam around, he discovered that

LikitaRenn 09-26-2002 07:28 PM

pirahnas are really not very nice creatures! He hopped back out of the water, plucking the devil fish from his...

Rivalyn 09-26-2002 11:29 PM

chastity belt, but then he thought about how great they felt down there. Leaving them in, he scratched at the singes on his

Enzo 09-26-2002 11:47 PM

... What are singes? Anyways, Shadowstrike bowed to Gletus Maxiums and told him he training was complete, so he was off to...

LikitaRenn 09-27-2002 01:31 PM

(singes being burns that aren't very bad...)

burger king, because mcdonald's fries are nasty now, and besides that, everyone knows that you have to start a journey with french fries. after he finished eating, he finally decided to take his leave to...

Enzo 09-27-2002 11:10 PM

McDoanld's because you have to have a Butterfinger McFlurry before traveling to London. So on the concord, he scarfed his McFlurry down, got off the airplane..

Shao_Long 09-28-2002 01:20 AM

And then suddenly a strange arab with a scraggly black beard entered the scene, yelling 'Allah akbar!!!' and...

The Vorpal Tribble 09-28-2002 08:29 AM

...with quick thinking, Shadowstrike reached around and with an upwards jerk, gave him the Heimlich Maneuver. The arab coughed once and a piece of chicken bone flew from his mouth. The scraggly bearded fellow turned to Shadowstrike and thanked him tearfully for the saving of his life and swore an oath that he would never leave the elf's side until he had had a chance to repay him. Shadowstrike...

Wenlin 09-28-2002 01:11 PM

, with his new companion, went to the Volcano of...uh, Hot. Where the chaotic evil Drow mage\engineer was

Santrilla 09-28-2002 06:19 PM

flame-grilling some burgers to sell to Burger King at extortionate prices. Shadowstrike had to stop this terrible crime, so he sent his arab companion to

Ruobhe 09-29-2002 01:15 PM

lawsuit the evil drow's arse because, the arab guy was also a respected lawyer.

Santrilla 09-29-2002 03:20 PM

However, the drow had the entire cast of Ally Mcbeal behind him, and so he warded off the attacks of the Arab with little trouble. Shadowstrike, horrified, decided to try something else instead...


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