I like doing the continuing stories, so I'm going to post one more. Anymore, and I stop completely. You want to add anything to that, send me an e-mail.
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Surely you can never 'finish' a continuing story? Otherwise that'd spoil the fun. Nevertheless...
...there was a dark elf named Shadowstrike. Shadowstrike had been brought up as an assassin since he was 7, and was well trained in the arts of... |
Super Secretness Powers. These powers are only taught by the bums who live under the bridges in Seattle. The elve trained under one paticular bum named...
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Gluteus Maximus, a Latin bum from Venice. Gluteus himself was too fat to be stealthy, but he relied on his invisibility potions to keep him unseen. But one day, he discovered with horror that...
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due to his girth, the potions that he thought made him invisible couldn't spread to his whole body, so pieces of him still showed. (and the most embarrassing part that appearing to be simply floating about was his...
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training Shadowstrike. Shadowstrike called the fire department and they immediately put out the fire with...
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Gasoline? It actually DID put the fire out dispite the fact that gas is of course highly flammable, but it did leave the nasty side effect of
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setting fire to everything else within a 10 metre radius. Shadowstrike screamed and leapt into the river to put himself out. But as he swam around, he discovered that
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pirahnas are really not very nice creatures! He hopped back out of the water, plucking the devil fish from his...
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chastity belt, but then he thought about how great they felt down there. Leaving them in, he scratched at the singes on his
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... What are singes? Anyways, Shadowstrike bowed to Gletus Maxiums and told him he training was complete, so he was off to...
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(singes being burns that aren't very bad...)
burger king, because mcdonald's fries are nasty now, and besides that, everyone knows that you have to start a journey with french fries. after he finished eating, he finally decided to take his leave to... |
McDoanld's because you have to have a Butterfinger McFlurry before traveling to London. So on the concord, he scarfed his McFlurry down, got off the airplane..
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And then suddenly a strange arab with a scraggly black beard entered the scene, yelling 'Allah akbar!!!' and...
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...with quick thinking, Shadowstrike reached around and with an upwards jerk, gave him the Heimlich Maneuver. The arab coughed once and a piece of chicken bone flew from his mouth. The scraggly bearded fellow turned to Shadowstrike and thanked him tearfully for the saving of his life and swore an oath that he would never leave the elf's side until he had had a chance to repay him. Shadowstrike...
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, with his new companion, went to the Volcano of...uh, Hot. Where the chaotic evil Drow mage\engineer was
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flame-grilling some burgers to sell to Burger King at extortionate prices. Shadowstrike had to stop this terrible crime, so he sent his arab companion to
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lawsuit the evil drow's arse because, the arab guy was also a respected lawyer.
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However, the drow had the entire cast of Ally Mcbeal behind him, and so he warded off the attacks of the Arab with little trouble. Shadowstrike, horrified, decided to try something else instead...
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