Whats the funniest battlecry you've ever heard?
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Not mud related: "All the way live!"

Its from SWAT3...maybe its supposed to mean something, but...

"We'll blast them with lightning bolts from our arse!"

The weirdest warcry I've ever seen in game was done by this human runemage who would shout this everytime she went into battle:

Shay'ra shouts: "a blood curdling warcry of death!"

No, I am not joking...this is what she did.

"chaaaarge........ uh? no....Reeeeetreat"

heard by an ogre attacking a goblin stong hold



FOOOOOD!

"CAPTAIN CAAAAAAAAAAAVEMAN!!!!!!!!"

"I will slay you with my magical, stunning, fearsome..." The character them pulled out an item called "A pink fuzzy bunny." I thought it was a joke, but after he kicked my as*. I found out it was the best sword in the game, named as that.

-Enzo

The funniest one i ever heard wasnt from a mud, but I cant remember exactly where I heard it

"they can rape our horses, and ride off on our women! but they will never take, OUR FREEDOM!!!"

That would be from one of my mages on another mud, who had, you guessed it, a portable hole in which he collected the corpses of his fallen enemies. Bit lengthy, but that's why it's wierd.

Domtar yells 'DIE UGLY TULIP'

Azule yells 'ggggggglllllllllllaaaaayyyybbbeeeeennn!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!'

Tsawataineuk yells 'AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYIIIIEEEEEEEEE!!!!!'
Kenthar yells 'and a hearty aaayyyiiiieeee!!!! to you too, Tsawataineuk!!!'

Rjakegel yells 'Die teammates, im attacking you all on purpose!'

Ruyven yells 'EEEEEEEEEEEEEVVVVVVVVVVVVIIILLLLLLLLLL!'

Theo gossips 'SPOON!!!!!'

We have personalized kill messages on ABH, my favorite so far is. (Like instead of seeing, you club bob to death. A player may set up a message of their choosing.)

Kronius pulls out a watch and tosses it on the corpse, 'Guess it was just his time to go...'

My favorite was simply "Duck!", nobody ever did fast enough.

commander: Charge!
private: Are you stupid Sir?
commander: No! your supposed to charge the hill.
private: Im sorry Sir, I cannot follow that order because it conflicts with my self intrests.
commander: uh.....

Ingham says "GO FOR THE EYES SEALOM! GO FOR THE EYES!!! RAAAAASK!"
Sealom says "Ingy, you need to quit playing Baldur's Gate"

*sniff*

heh..BG sure was fun..

Yoshimo yells : You point - I'll punch !
Nicolette says : I never liked Minsc,actually..
Yoshimo says : well..what about I shall become death,Destroyer of worlds !!! ?
Nicolette sniffs sadly...