Dirty math jokes?
 

I once read at the College Confidential forum (which used to have too many threads with the topic of "Do white girls like Asian guys?") that one of the sexy things about Asian guys is that they love to come up with dirty math jokes.... Does anyone know any dirty math jokes? :p

Re: Dirty math jokes?
 

Q: How are math and sex the same?
A: I don't get either one.

Q. How do you teach a blond math?
A. Subtract her clothes, divide her legs, and square root her.

What is 69 and 69?
Dinner for four..

Q: If you go to bed 8 hours before you have to wake up, and your wife wants to have 2 hours of sex, how much sleep will you get?
A: 7 hours, 57 minutes - who cares what she wants!




I want to be a derivative so I can be tangent to your curves.