... and challenged the not so nice drow to a game of Chess. Fortunatly...

the drow had no fingers and couldn't move the pieces. Eventually he became so frustrated he screamed and leapt into the volcano, where he sprouted a new range of flame-grilled drow burgers at Burger King. Satisfied that his work was done, Shadowstrike...

...but shadowstrike had a chronic fear of royalty and ran away screaming. He ran and he ran, and he didn't stop running until he reached the...

forest of the boogiemen! when he stopped running he realized he was in deep ####, as he was searching for the way out he....

discovered a young boogieman crying in a clearing. He stopped and said "What is the matter, child?" In reply...

the boogiechild stood up and yelled, "BOO" scaring the $4!^ out of Shadowstrike so he ran so more...

And then realized he dropped the only $4 he had! Not only that, but he dropped his spare exclamation point and strange arrow thing! He went to a very odd shop to beg (because his begging skill was very high) for money and another exclamation point and strange arrow thing. The old guy at the store...

(BTW, we should all meet up on Gamespy Arcade and play YARN)

...said, "Let me tell you what... I'll let you take this ring of Unlimited Wishes off my hands. Be very careful though... it is VERY literal. For example, whatever you do, do NOT wish for it to make you a strawberry milkshake. Good luck." The old man with a curious glint in his eye then handed the ring to Shadowstrike and breathed a sigh of relief. Shadowstrike...

...was unfortunately a chronic sufferer of FCS, or Fatal Curiousity Syndrome. He summoned all the power of the ring and asked it to make him a strawberry milkshake. The ring glowed brightly for a moment and then...

a lovely cherry milkshake appeared in Shadowstrike's hands. Suddenly, a group of

extremely literal tribbles attacked Shadowstrike. They took him hostage and it seemed like the only way out would be to

dance lambada with the uglyest tribble ever. Shadowstrike...

proceeded to dance the lambada and got away with his shake. Finishing it off, he wished he next wish. He wanted to marry...

the next random animal he saw! Because the shake was a love shake from random Xanth novels! And the next animal he saw, was of course a d...

isastrously large f...

urry footed r....

rhino-like, 3 toed- sl...

-imy creature known as a b

i*chy Santrillatwo! Santrilla's good twin sister, since Santrilla is the evil one. Santrilla two proceeded...