removed his Dionae mask, bonked himself on the head because dragon's aren't "it"s, and also remembered no dragon has died in this story. Because of this stupidity, Terloch laughed and said, "...

*replying to Wenlin's post and ignoring that other one*

..."Silly Dionae, evil plots are for Boons." to which Boon replied, "...

Then I'll make this one for myself,and begun plotting something evil.

and i will take over the world....

...And make everyone my love slaves!

that wear pink thongs and hold big feathers to cool me with

and they do all this and more by moving around on...

roller blades and they have big pink....

roller blades and they have big pink....

fuzzy bunnies which they use to throw at...

Dionae because her plan failed. Since all this was so confusing, Terloch sat down and declared, "...

"Okay enough of this...Krispy Kremes and vodka for all!" There was much rejoicing throughout the land until...

the attack of the killer chicken's which caused.....

an atomic powerplant explosion and a regress to barbaric state..

but made the killer chickens evolve into super intelligent monsters that have taken over the world and has...

...dreamed of this moment since they first saw Farmer John watching the movie 'Planet of the Apes'. But..

Terloch smited all of them and said, "Stop being twinks you twinkity twinks!" Then he decided to pwipe all the chickens for good measure. This caused massive riots in the faraway country of...

chickdaria, which made them to recreate there killer chickens and attack the other countrys with

Shake and Bake Chicken, this attack was an extremely horrible atrocity because everyone in the contries they attacked were vegetarians that only ate...!