apples and oranges, so the new chicken world order grasped the political power and is now....

king of McDonalds, Antartica, and several parts of Aisa and Africa. Being clever rulers, the chickens quickly set up a law that...

made the humans slaves uder the C.N.W.O. and attacked the rest of the rebel forces still left in.....

...Finland. However, the finnish were strong and and led by Kekkonen and Mannerheim, resurrected by the nuclear explosion that first created the killer chickens (Or whatever it was). The finnish managed to...

eradicate all the chickens even though they had inferior power and numbers. With the chickens defeated, the Finnish...

where surprised that the killer chickens they killed was only 1 division of there 8920 divisinal army and the killer chickens.....

took over Sweden and Normay to surrond Finland. The killer chickens added a new ally to it's army. The dreaded...

the dreaded where an elite shoock troops used for only special missions and now the chickens needed them to kill...

5 seconds long, for Mannerheim possessed the Green Destiny sword. The stunning comeback of the finnish drove the chickens...

into hiding under a big pile of cotton while the planned their revenge. Meanwhile...

...a masked figure dressed in all black swooped through the air effortlessly to the room where the green destiny sword was stored, and picked up the sword, replacing it with...

the green destiny vibrator and then he...

Flew back outside and over houses to make his escape, but he was spotted by monk (named Kenthar) that knew the art of air-flying as well. He noticed the thief was carrying the sword and gave chase. ....

only to be stopped by master ninja's that where the elite chicken force so the monk started running away to...

the temple where he worked, to contemplate how he was stopped from retrieving the sword from the thief, for you see, he was a very religious monk and believed there was a godly answer for everything. Kenthar finally decided that...

that he wanted to become a SUPERMONK! Whom defended against all unreligious acts and

found that his skills sucked. so he went to learn the art of Knitting and let the chickens kill the swiss so they ...

(No clue about anything, someone continue Xanferious post)
(from continued of Xan's->) Meanwhile, marshal Mannerheim noticed that the vibrator only did >>>ANNIHILATING<<< to chickens, no longer **** SMITING ****, so he went to search the real Green Destiny sword. He took 20 finnish elite jaegars with him, and proceeded to slay the elite ninjas. Unfortunate to ninjas, how good ever you are in martial arts and what kind of swords you have, bullet bites. And hard.
After the 2.8 seconds long battle, the troops and sir Mannerheim proceeded in search of the thief. They had to split up...

(Whaat? you have no clue whats going on, so instead of reading the story you make up a part that makes no sense? I'm skipping you.)
(from continues of Xan's->)...would invent swiss cheese, his favourite food from the future. (he was a time-travelling, sucky-skilled wannabe-supermonk) but the Swiss weren't extremely powerful; it was going to take a lot of trained men to win. So they did just the solution, drafted every man in Switzerland, and trained them to...