take off the poop of the bottom of your shoe! it stinks!" then...

as soon as the poop was off of everybody's shoe they stopped burning. The world was saved! All thanks to...

Wenlin's avatar, for his amazing cuteness had...

shocked the Japanese into submission, despite its big hair. Meanwhile...

On the opposite side of the world, a strange and beautiful woman was waking..

to the sound of an enourmously large, cockroach singing "Do You Love Me?" and dancing the

riverdance! The dragon from before whapped both of them and shouted, "...

'No,hell !!!' I dont love ANYTHING at all, but chicken !' - then he suddenly started crying, because...

a crowd of people nearby were trying to make a world record for peeling a REALLY big onion. The dragon cried so much that he...

destroyed three up-and-coming civilizations with the resulting floods. Dismayed at this ...

show of watery destruction, the druid Melly came over and gave the dragon a stern talking to about too much crying would hurt the forest. The dragon agreed to...

..stop crying if she would give him a kiss.

the druid grinned evilly,and agreeded to,because she was a succubus actually !! so it came closer to the dragon,and...

fell in love! The two got married and had dragon babies running around with druid staves. The town militia, Shao Ling, was called to find out what was going on because the draggie babies were playing pranks on the townspeople and things were getting out of hand.

and then the Shao Ling uncovered a TERRIBLE thing !!! The draggies were falling under mind control of a small,but dedicated Chicken Maniacs survivors team !! So Shao Ling ...

Immediately sought Encard, the keeper of the Rabid Fruit Trees, the only creatures that could lull the draggies to sleep with their rabid fruits. Upon nearing the adobe of this mighty Encard...

(this has nothing to do with the story, but since when was i a dragon-loving succubus?)