I remember my friend's poofins..

Thomas rides in on a bicycle because he can't afford car insurance.

*snicker*

<name excluded to protect the innocent> wants to get you closer to god

The person was an immortal...

They also were a Nine Inch Nails fan.

Neranz Laverani, Seeker of Knowledge

On the builder port, one builder had the title "Co-founder of "I'm-the-sh*t enterprises". So, another builder made the title "Co-founder of "I'm sh*t enterprises".

Another title on the bp - Waffle Belgian

Boon Draigon, is plotting something really evil.

Thomas has a new puppy, so he's passed out.

Dionae had 'drunkeness' cast on her.

Dionae has once again kidnapped Aaryn!

Dwenn is here to help everyone...but you.

Caddox Daytric needs an ellipses in his title too...


Not immortal titles, but still good:

Antilles is fuzzier than thou

Sydney neener neener neener

Isdenar is trapped in a noexit room :(

Ganthorune, (Insert something clever here.)

Kalaren says, 'doN't DrinNnK annd ZSssSKin'

Arianna collects things...but not legally..tee hee..

Sid the edible newbie!

Lymeshaq sets cow on fire.

Hanto Pelaga, with a fresh pack of gum.

Tordek Thren is lying here unconscious.

Middahlpoole Weaponmonger has the longest title humanly possible, ever.

Conner Garnett the freezing, drowning, lost Apprentice!


And the classic title - realms of the traveller

--- If i see you standing here,then Balzhur has missed its target

--- Feeds the fishies.Wanna help me ?*evilgrin*

--- has the best title

--- hates you

--- is just a freak.you've got a problem with that ? i do !

I got an object that sets one of the following titles when I log on. The () is the alignment. X is the name.

* X, the geographical oddity. (Two weeks from anything.)
* X doesn't know whether to kill himself or go bowling.
* X still miss you baby, but his aim is getting better.
* X, intergalactic wiseguy. (Do R2 units dream of electric sheep?)
* O! Plus! Perge! Aio! Hui! Hem! X!
* Glorious Comrade X (Not so nice)
* X is the ayatollah of rockenrollah.
* X is completely operational. (and all his circuits are functioning perfectly)

Here's a few

Venato holds up a blue label that says "F--- the hell off, now"
Armrha didn't know pirates still existed
Johnny the Homicidal Immortal
Xani ins't really here, it just says that Xani

TopMudSites.

This is the most recent title of one of our Quest staff, Jagan.

Meddle not in the affairs of gods, for you are crunchy and good with ketchup.