[Vesper]: I just had an amazing idea..
[Jahron]: -Eye-
[Vesper]: I think every house leader should be able to summon the power of their house totem.
[Vesper]: except for Daehron, because he has two heads.

[Salja]: what if youre not in touch with your totem?
[Vesper]: I always touch my totem.
[Jahron]: ...
[Salja]: what if you let one of your beloved ravens die? would they come then? would they? HUH? HUH?
[Dionae]: ew...
[Terloch]: that's just wrong
[Salja]: put that in the quote file dionae
[Dionae]: hehe
[Jahron]: I knew it.
[Vesper]: in touch with my totem...pervs...
[Vesper]: heh

Timbo yells 'Hello'
Tilal yells '!olleH'

[Vesper]: I'm really a nervous hermit IRL, who sleeps behind trees deep in the woods and spouts out various psalms at wandering strangers.

[Boon]: Dionae I need your pillow I lost the key to mine

In faeril, Rowan says 'yes, i must become studly too'

Alaric asks, 'what are restrings?'
You say, 'You can get an item renamed'
Morpheo says, 'If you have the proper component, (Or if you get an ancient drunk enough)'
Morpheo winks at Alaric.
You giggle.

You exclaim, 'Oh, Boon had a tea party once!'
You say, 'Except Dearg and Kelvan crashed it...'
Morpheo says, 'Lol '
You say, 'I think that's when Boon turned to evil'
You snicker softly.
Morpheo says, 'Poor misguided boon'
You grin playfully.
Morpheo says, 'Under that Dark Lord of Destruction is a kind-hearted kid just itching to come out'

Tlyara question 'Could someone tell me what year it is in Kirganthis time?'
Terloch answers '6pm'

[Lazerath]: terl do I get my cool weapon now ?
[Chade]: we have a spoon and a fork ready for you
[Terloch]: no, I haven't made yours yet
[Lazerath]: oh....
[Terloch]: I have to finish all of them in general
[Lazerath]: I'll take the spoon and fork untill then

[Cerridwen]: 5 house leaders, quick, make it look like we're plotting something

[Daehron]: Hush salja...you play 26 hours a day...sometimes 28.

Eloquai says oocly, 'Larsax, tell me if this works'
Eloquai glows slightly and intones the words, 'destroy cursed'.
Larsax convulses as he tosses a fine mithril bracer to the ground, destroying it.
You giggle.
Larsax says, 'thanks ass'
Eloquai snickers softly.
Larsax says, 'tell me if this works'
Eloquai says, 'Ok.'
Larsax chants the words, 'murusi de spinae'.
Larsax encases the way east in thorns.
Larsax says, 'run east and west 50 times'

Henron places a hungry bobcat on his head.

Boon says oocly, 'someone sap vesper so we can keep plotting'

[Salja]: and mandrake the flaming perv arrives!
[Dionae]: hehe
[Mandrake]: One thing I am not, is flaming

[Llywarch]: K back
[Cerridwen]: welcome back
[Cerridwen]: that was a relatively long 15-20
[Cerridwen]: must be canadian minutes
[Llywarch]: *nod*

Tlyara gossips 'Nuh uh, he's friends with that halfie who squished me last times an now I WANT TO SQUISH BAM SPLAT BAM BAM BAD MINO MOOOOO'
Bertolis gossips 'I advise medication'

Brog question 'is a 100% longsword good'
You answer '100% is the best you can get with a skill.'
Raith answers 'not true, I have 101% in spiffiness'

--> Boon has left real life behind. [room 25000: The Center of Stonegate]
With a resounding WHAP!, Boon reprimands Sydney.
--> Boon rejoins the real world. [room 25000: The Center of Stonegate]

[Salja]: ken.. theres a gobbo beside you
[Llywarch]: rofl
[Llywarch]: I'm in daydream Duke mode

You say oocly, 'He has to be unconscious.'
Aaryn says oocly, 'I AM UNCONSCIOUS'

Laul question 'Anyone seen Celidie?'
Bloth answers 'Yes, she's pretty.'

Sydney tells you 'i want something challenging'
Sydney tells you 'that i can win at'
You tell Sydney 'What's challenging?'
Sydney tells you 'i dun know'
Sydney tells you 'wait i do'
Sydney tells you 'a quest that takes brains =)'
You tell Sydney 'Like what?'
Sydney tells you 'like find the monkey with a hat'
You tell Sydney '...'
Sydney tells you '=O'

Feysal gossips 'Boon, are you still looking for answers as to what Mithril is and where you can get it or make it or what not?'
global> The drake lord says : I will make withril then destroy the world
Daehron answers 'and I will laugh when you tell us what withril is.'
You answer 'Withril is a type of metal made by elves that can't spell.'

Silvan answers 'I'm bored...what to do, what to do..'
Aeda answers 'kill the lion, he called you names'
Silvan answers 'The lion called me names?'
Cinder answers 'yes he called you alice.. and bob... and mark... and john'
Silvan answers 'That son of a...'

Tepist question 'one question for all of you'
Tepist question 'WHO'S TAKING THE THORIC STONES FROM THE CHEST I PUT 38 I THERE!!!!??????!!!!'
Tepist question 'IF I FIND OUT WHOS TAKING THE STONES YOU WILL PAY'
Vaughn answers 'I am, it is all a ploy to make you think that all the world is against you. I take them and then place them in a large pile and dance nude around them as I set them ablaze.'

[Caxandra]You know, you call me names, I call you names, we work it out and end up being alright.
[Bellas] bitch.
[Caxandra] ho.
[Caxandra] See?


A village lass 'Murfs' at you!

[gossip] Xerlic: I'm gonna sue Ben and Jerry's.
[gossip] Aballister: why?
[gossip] Xerlic: World's Best Chocolate my ass.

[gossip] Grey: Aballister and I have just concluded that our domain will be
4,567,879 times more evil than yours.
[gossip] Kaa: so, your city will have an.. evil theater?
[gossip]: Grey chuckles.
[gossip]: Ruth . o O ( more evil than whose? ).
[gossip] Grey: If you consider screamng mortals entertainment, we'll have a HUGE theatre.

[gossip] Grey: remove the door.
[gossip] Grey: But that doesn't help.
[gossip] Kaa: clever. if I bring the door with me wherever I go, nobody can get into my house
[gossip] Grey: Something tells it doesn't work like that.

[gossip] Grey: Where did my workroom go?

[gossip] Zeta: remember no cyber sex on the gossip channel
[sex]: Joey licks Aballister sensually.
[sex] Grey: Sis!
[sex]: Aballister tingles all over.
[sex]: Joey grins.
[sex]: Kaa nibbles on jellybeans sensually

[gossip] Psionimoe: his Aunt walked up to the house and was like, "HI, HOW R U?!" and Brad's daad looks at me and goes, "Do you own a gun?"

[gossip] Grey: but they do have an 'underwear' slot..
[gossip] Aballister: i see
[gossip] Kaa: ***'s stores didn't sell anything handy, aside from torches
[gossip] Grey: well, there are many basic items
[gossip] Aballister: gotta keep the loins warm ya know
[gossip] Aballister: sphere of light, way better
[gossip] Grey: torches, shield, armor for some common slots, a weapon of each type
[gossip] Kaa: the Thong of Agility?
[gossip] Grey: if it's magical, gimme the thong


[gossip] Aballister: no one ever comes on at night
[gossip]: Grey shrugs.
[gossip] Grey: Who cares! I got pantaloons!
[gossip]: Grey dances like a fool!

Yeah. we're whacked out and overworked on Seasons.
heh..
~Grey

You say, 'The Ancients are a strange bunch...'
You say, 'I prefer to keep out of their affairs..'
Elgis says, 'mimick those of this city, that they do.'
Elgis smiles at you.
Elgis says, 'I have seen many run about without any clothing, that I have.'
Elgis smiles at you.
You bat your eyelashes.
You say, 'Well, I certainly hope you averted your eyes..'
You snicker softly.

A banker pony goes to sleep.
A banker pony wakes and stands up.
Drentariel looks at a banker pony.
A banker pony goes to sleep.
In elven, Drentariel says 'A pony with narcolepsy'

Quan question 'Where are all these Nomiki's coming from? Is Laul asexual?'

[Llywarch]: Jahron you got msn->icq->email?
[Daehron]:
[Thomas]:
[Llywarch]: rofl

Stephen says, 'I'm so good, I'm bad.'

The Guardian Spirit of the City of Stonegate dances like a pretty ballerina.. then notices people watching and stops.

Stephen dismounts from a massive obsidian warhorse.
Stephen hugs a massive obsidian warhorse.
A massive obsidian warhorse slaps Stephen.
Stephen raises an eyebrow inquisitively.

Salja says, 'terl and i were just chatting one night'
Raith says, 'and you were like...that Raith fellow'
Raith says, 'he's smart as a whip'
Raith says, 'and dead sexy'

You say oocly, 'Sydney never talks oocly'
Sydney says, 'yeah, i don't do that in rhydin either, its a habit'
Sydney shrugs helplessly.
Lonthenial says oocly, 'then sydney is a goon! :)'
You giggle.
Sydney says, 'oh no, my newbie turned on me already'
Sydney mutters something quietly to himself.

Terloch's pet namarrgon named 'Fluffy' has restored you.
[Boon]: I've decided its better not to ask

[Daehron]: Why don't you just put 'North:The hidden cave of Splitrock known as Parath (Free Bat Day to first 1000 visitors)

You say, 'Bunnies are evil.'
Hazahd says, 'agreed'

[Dionae]: See, Sydney is newbie helping :)
[Terloch]: scary, I know
Rheul skips in, singing songs in a foreign tongue.
Terloch trudges in, leaning on his staff.
[Terloch]: all gather around to watch the miracle

Laul says, 'Dont let it pee on you.'
Meis screams like a little girl.
Laul exclaims, 'you might get a wart!'

Vesper says, 'Ok...so there I was...'
Vesper says, 'Walking down the road.'
Vesper says, 'And out of nowhere....'
Vesper exclaims, 'THERE WAS A BAND OF HOOKERS WEARING NOTHING BUT GOLD FOIL OVER THEIR "NAUGHTY" PLACES!'

Landiel says, 'I like poon.'

Dionae says, 'If I were a pet, I would be a rabbit'

[Jahron]: Vesper, you know you want to hold it.

[Daehron]: saying that makes me question my lack of homophobia.

[Vesper]: #### did I just say that on leaderchat?  I really gotta remember to keep those inward thoughts to myself.

Dullok asks Their stupidity, 'Wont laul be missing you?'

Neia says, 'you have never seen the left side of my brain, Wenlin'

You tell Mercatox 'And apparently it's a rabbit :)'
Mercatox tells you 'what you mean a rabbit?'
You tell Mercatox 'Race: rabbit'
You tell Mercatox 'hehe'
Mercatox tells you '.......'
Mercatox tells you 'lol'
Mercatox tells you 'It looks like a bear though!'
You tell Mercatox 'It's a big rabbit :)'
Mercatox tells you 'lol'

Wenlin drinks milk from a Wenlin brew.
Wenlin says, 'mmm...tastes like me'

[Daehron]: the nomiki family tree is round...the just keep coming out, but from where, nobody knows.

You tell your group 'It would be a shame if Silvan ate us :)'

Silring says something that sounds like f*ck the elves, but you know thats not what he said, maybe he said i like pie.

Bjergar says oocly, 'life is so boring without osay. i turn it off, then it is just everyone sitting around, snickering occassionally.'

[Gimili]: Hey, add this to the quote file: "Mana? Real spellcasters use axes."

Moeve gossips 'I decide when is time to restore based on what a little hamster tells me'
Moeve gossips 'I heard Terloch uses a pet lizard and Salja she is weird, sheapparently talks to an eggplant'

Rajak offers to wack Kril over the head with a bag full of shards.
Type 'let Rajak wack me over the head with a bag of shards' to let him.

Aura question 'sooo what do i do with entrails?'

Wenlin says, 'So all the dragons flew down to the village, burned down the buildings, raped the corn, and ate the women.'
You bat your eyelashes.
Wenlin says, '...to make strange dragon-corn hybrids, you know'

[Salja]: Shakita tells you 'send me a tell please'

Rapheal Thetwinkfromhell a human with white hair and black eyes, is here.

Kenthar tells you 'I'll be sure to report any more dragon-related bugs'

[Jahron]: Ooh, a company! so scary... Look out! Its the band of idiots! Get your flamethrower or set up a trap.

[Mandrake]: slow down, I'm trying to think of good sexist retorts to that question.

Moeve asks, 'is chade alive?'
You ask, 'is that a rhetorical question?'

Shakita tells you 'send me a tell please'

You say, 'i suck at naming special weapons'
You snicker softly.
Dionae says, 'Call it..'
Dionae sits down and thinks deeply.
You say, 'its a broadsword'
Dionae says, 'sweet, fluffy death'
Dionae snickers softly.
You roll on the floor, laughing hysterically.
Dionae says, 'You wield sweet fluffy death in your left hand.'
Dionae smiles happily.
You say, 'l creature'
You say, '<left-hand wield> sweet, fluffy death'


Dionae says, 'There should be a group of like.. assassins...'
You snicker softly.
Dionae says, 'Called "The Band of Idiots"'

[Ariadne]: By the end, it's just going to be: You see pretty trees. It is light and mysterious here. Just keep walking.

And also a pinch of quotes from the player channels:

[Zarlawick] Emu laxative?

[Unknown] Can you get a gallon of milk from a guineapig?

[Corannie] I am the dog of dyslexic spelling

[Capone] Who knows. They could've been malignant toe nails to begin with.

[Abyssus] ye must attack thy nutts as far as i know

[Becca] "RUN FROM THE EGGS! THEY ARE ONLY WHITE AND NOT COLOURED!!!

[Ergot] that is not just any muffin, that is the muffin spoken about in all the prophecies.

[Leowyn]: hehehe I am not evil I swear it.

Kirtar gossips 'Hey, Salja, miss my handsomeness?'

Henron question 'what does a dark sword do?'
Someone answers 'with any luck it hits things'

Wenlin eats a flawed blue leaf.
Wenlin looks very uncomfortable.
Wenlin turns slightly green, but it passes.
Wenlin says, 'mmm...'

Wenlin asks, 'can you make my last name Googlybear, Dionae?'
You bat your eyelashes.
You ask, 'Googlybear?'
Wenlin says, 'yes'
You shake your head.
Wenlin says, 'its an honorable name in my hometown'

Pokuto gossips 'if anyone wants to pat or hug my hamster come to center it is trained it wont bite :)'
[Salja]: pokuto is REALLY wierd
[Salja]: he gets the wierd award
[Dwenn]: I just made his hamster bite him.

[Dwenn]: Boon can suck my eggplant.

Dwenn gossips 'Flattery will get you nowhere...try bribery.'

An eggplant does its happy dance as only a truly happy eggplant can.

An eggplant seduces Laul into following the vegetable of truth...

Dionae shows off her sexy boots.
Laul would steal them if they wernt high heeled.
Pokuto shows off his sexy Hamster.

[An eggplant]: You never let me start ANY cults!

An eggplant gossips 'Secret of life #1: Happiness is being purple and gourdshaped.'

[Anchelsis]: Well we cannot choose what we are born into.  I didn't decide to be a homicidal...oh wait, I did.  *maniacal laugh*

Drakhen says oocly, 'A drunk hobo on halloween who was ambushed by giant scandinavians with flourescent kool-aid dyed skin pushed him down, he broke his skull, and his clothes got dirty?'
An eggplant raises its hand and smites Drakhen!
Drakhen is blown out of its boots and right onto its butt!
An eggplant says, 'Shut up.'

[Salja]: raith just informed me that i do not have the bubonic plague
[Salja]: good to know

Laul says, 'i will quench my thirst with vodka soon.'

Sinn tells the group 'are we safe here'
Xaneros tells the group '[$]Bling|XANEROS|Bling[$] yeah'
Laul tells the group '[ LauL] should be'
Sinn tells the group 'cause I have to go afk for like 4 minutes'
Sinn tells the group 'we shouldn't get attacked?'
Laul tells the group '[ LauL] you will be safe'
Sinn tells the group 'okay brb'
Laul tells the group '[ LauL] we wont be attacked as long as that door stays shut'
Xaneros tells the group '[$]Bling|XANEROS|Bling[$] but what about velocioraptors? they can open doors.'

Bertolis gossips 'Ladies, Gentlemen, children of all ages, run screaming! I am now a hero. . .'
Laul gossips 'i wont be running anywhere.'
Mroz gossips 'I'm not running, i'm just moving in the opposite direction at a very fast speed'

[Vesper]: Whew, thank god. I signed on, and didn't see Laul around. I thought the MUD was about to crash. But all is well now.

[Salja]: i wonder if we'd get arrested for prostitution
[Cerridwen]: i can see it now...
[Cerridwen]: no way
[Dionae]: ..what?
[Cerridwen]: he'd just be giving us money
[Salja]: lol dionae just missed all that
[Cerridwen]: wouldnt "pay" for anything...
[Cerridwen]: heh
[Salja]: and i know jahron is sitting there like.... 'what?'
[Salja]: dionae could come too but she's too young
[Salja]: and she cant' drive so screw her
[Cerridwen]: meep
[Jahron]: What?
[Salja]: lol

[Cerridwen]: the fuzzy bunnies killed all of them...such a tragedy :(

[Cerridwen]: dear god im so bored im playing scrabble...help?
[Vesper]: At least you aren't playing chess online on yahoo.
[Cerridwen]: but i am on yahoo...laugh
[Vesper]: oh, lol
[Cerridwen]: *snicker*
[Cerridwen]: and i cant make a word from my letters :(
[Vesper]: are you getting your ass kicked? I'm getting mine handed to me on a nice cyber platter.
[Cerridwen]: no im winning thank you :)
[Vesper]: Just make one up and call it an African Bug.
[Cerridwen]: how do you make a word from C C H M R R R???!!!
[Vesper]: Rhchm
[Dionae]: hehehe
[Vesper]: It's a scarab from Uganda.
[Vesper]: See how easy it is?

You ask, 'Lay hands me?'
Stephen lays his hands upon you and your wounds heal.
Stephen asks, 'Feeling frisky are we?'
You snicker softly.

Chade says, 'actually I'm just here to zerbert Dionae's belly whenever she logs on'
Chade nods sagely.

Walwainr tells you 'then i shall be the first superhero'
Walwainr tells you 'is that a bird is that a plane no it's superwalwainr'

-[ 2] Middahlpoole Weaponmonger has the longest title humanly possible, ever.

[Stephen]: Feel the vibe...just can't live without you....in my heart...I know this is true...
[Lazerath]: stephan I know you want me... but come on.. Tirome.. Kisah.. it just won't work
[Stephen]: Lies. It will work.
[Stephen]: You and I prancing in the trees, cmon, its magical.
[Lazerath]: nope you don't have pointy ears
[Stephen]: Neither will you when I'm done.
[Lazerath]: and your horse doesn't like me
[Lazerath]: rofl
[Jahron]: Whoa, threats.
[Jahron]: Thought you weren't going for any beef before the housewipe, Stephen.
[Lazerath]: its not beef.. its looooove
[Jahron]: TOUGH love if you ask me.
[Stephen]: Exactly. Can't you feel the warmth?
[Jahron]: Oh yeah, I can feel the fire, the fires torching the Kisah's forest.
[Stephen]: I never harmed a tree in my life. Trees are beautiful. Its people I don't like.
[Jahron]: Yeah, sure.

Adeiven question 'Will it have wheels? It could be the new craze.. trojan nubiashes.'

I was running a little contest to let players help my lazy butt with a description/poofs/title..

[ 369] Wenlin: ImmStuff
Date: Thu May 9 21:56:25 2002
To: Salja
================================================== =========================
Salja, lover of cute bunnies!
Salja, smiter of spiders!
Salja loves Wenlin!
Salja, that other imm-person...

Salja walks in because she can't afford car insurance.
Salja taps you on the shoulder.
Salja has been watching you for the past hour and thinks you're boring.
Watch out! Salja is trying to steal your wallet!
Salja comes in and offers you some refried beans.
Salja trudges in, leaning on her staff.
Salja gives you a <color> rune shard, and immediately steals it back!
Salja bounces in riding Calletanian.
Salja offers to play cards with you to pass the time.
Salja is gone! No flashing lights or pretty magic; just...gone!
(oops, that should be for poofout)
Salja appears! No flashing lights or pretty magic; just...appears!
A tall dark and handsome elf named Salja asks to marry you.
Salja taps her foot impatiently at you, looking at the sundial.
Salja wonders why there are extremely powerful mage SERFS in a
feudal system.
Salja rides in wildly on a mine cart!
Salja speeds into the ground, kicking up a mushroom of blue dust.
Salja carefully counts her dead immortal-head collection and turns to you!
Salja flies in on a broom, cackling madly!
Salja stumbles in, looking rather drunk.
You are forced to your knees in a bow as Salja sits on her throne.
You are unwittingly helping Salja plot to dethrone Terloch!



ooh, that's enough poofins...


Salja trudges away, leaning on her staff.
Salja takes all the gold and runs away!
Salja runs home yelling something about dinner
Salja runs home yelling something about car insurance.
Salja runs home yelling something about silly mages.
Salja runs home yelling something about [insert funny thing here]
(YES, LEAVE THAT AS IT IS,----------------------------------------------/^)
Salja's strangle leaves her with enough lag to run out of ideas and escape!
Salja runs away with her dearest honey, Wenlin.
Salja eats 10 cans of beans and floats away like a balloon.
The whole world revolves around Salja. She just flew into the sun.


Feel free to put this on TMS.

Wenlin - Can write in blue!!

Torturing Grey is such fun...everyone go do it!

Oh, not for the stupidity impaired or children under 35!!

------------------YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED------------------

You give Grey a sweet sexy kiss.
You say: marry me!
Grey cringes.
Grey says: Um..I'm taken..I swear.


> Grey says: Ah jeez
You attempt to mate with Grey.
> Grey shouts: I'm being molested by a mortal! HELPPPPPA!!!!


> Grey says: The dragon is a large, hungry, and very aggressive level 180 mob.
You say: I want to feed him
> Grey says: He's asleep!
You say: wake him up!
> Grey says: He might bite me.
You say: I'll take that risk

You say: mate with me dragon!
You attempt to mate with Nagareth.
> Nagareth says: I don't mate with food.
Grey grins.
> Grey hugs Nagareth.
Nagareth hugs Grey.
You give Nagareth a cookie and pat it on the head.
You say: good dragon
You say: oh, you're sooo CUTE!
> Nagareth bites you.

You say: SNUGGLY DRAGON
> Nagareth says: I don't snuggle. I chew and spit.
You say: I LOVE SNUGGLY DRAGONS!
> Nagareth says: I also breath putrid breath and cast spells.

Nagareth says: Well..I don't have any hair
You gently stroke Nagareth's hair.
You say: you do right there
> Grey looks at Nagareth.
Nagareth goes 'oh'.
> Nagareth says: I never noticed that before. Thanks..I think.

You attack Nagareth with your foot but you miss.
Nagareth's attack penetrates your defenses, inflicting extra damage! Ouch!
Nagareth slashes you with its bloodstained claws and destroys you with the
force of darkness!

Grey says: I stick to LP mainly.
You say: I like less pain too
You say: more pain doesn't fit me

Grey says: It's 3:30am here. How's the past doing?

> Grey says: Well if we caught you, we'd have to take action.
You say: cool, I want to see what happens when I'm caught

Rhod gossips 'anyone know how the gauntlet run worked out?'
Wenlin gossips 'Gauntlets can't move, they're pieces of armor'

Zalah question 'how do you get off a hourse without jest falling off?'


Auric asks, 'wats fluffy death?'
You say, 'i dunno, but it's very sweet.'


You say oocly, 'to be a hero from digging up a rock'
Kazad gets a quartzite blade from a green silk sash.
Kazad closes a green silk sash.
You say oocly, 'or to be a hero from busting up some stone'
Kazad says oocly, 'Mining is less honorable, I will mine'

You answer 'I demand to know who has been plotting against Kazad'
Kazad answers 'I am sure Boon is here somewhere'

You tell Arigan 'oh i'm a lumberjack and i'm okay, i sleep all night and i work all day'
Arigan tells you 'Congratulations I am bum who lives on the streets of Stonegate.'

Kazad says oocly, 'I died several times because of lag :-)'
You shudder at the horror and repress tears.
Kazad nods.
Kazad says oocly, 'It sucks, but it is usually my fault not the lag :-)'
You say oocly, 'except the one time when you were downloading that 55mb porn video, right?'

Elelia tells the group 'you have no newbie love markeith. We are going to have to buy you some.;'

Vesper gossips 'Damn, I feel especially filthy rich today...'
Vesper gossips 'However, I am feeling a bit under the weather...good thing I have all these gold leaf parchments to blow my nose with...'
Vesper gossips 'Hmmm, it is a tad warm in Riverdale though...I think I'll go for a dip in my money bin.'
Elelia gossips '*looks at Vesper oddly*'
Vesper gossips 'Ahhh, it's so cool and relaxing, swimming around in the money bin...doing a few laps in gold crowns can put anybody at ease...what's this?? There's a seagull in the window! Lemmie hurl some rare gems at it!'


[Anchelsis]: Holy cow, someone paid me a compliment! Who is Kaehl?
[Moeve]: don't get carried away he was drunk at the time

Elelia says oocly, 'Faerie!'
Revelin says oocly, 'not in real life- human'
You say oocly, 'i'm a human too'
Elelia says oocly, 'i'm really a a deer :-)'
Revelin says oocly, 'you mean dear?'
Elelia says oocly, 'no deer.'

Revelin sacrifices something to the Ancients.
Adeiven sacrifices everything to the Ancients.

Dionae grins playfully.
Dionae says, 'We should play a game...'
Dionae says, '...called kick Riven'
Dionae nods twice in quick succession.

Knight of the Oak Sirus tells the house 'Bah, I still haven't covered my armpits with armor.'
You tell your house: '<hands Sirus a can of deodorant>'
You tell your house: 'if youre not gonna cover em, spray em'

Zalah question 'whats in the tomb?'
Laul answers 'dangerous mummies'
Vladimir answers 'death'
Malaak answers 'a nasty Mummy and some other nasty stuff'
You question 'Yes, but is the death sweet and fluffy?'
Thoras answers 'Id think a tomb would have dead stuff in it.'
Zalah question 'what lvl should you be to go down?'
Malaak answers 'Hero'
Vladimir answers 'no, it's mean with sharp pointy teeth'


In elven, you say 'How good is your elven?'
In elven, Walwainr says 'lets just tLK IN ENGLISH'


global> Wombats fall from the sky, and reality disappears.
Chupuc gossips 'hmm no wombat on ground it not fall.'
You hurl a wombat at Morbriner and hit him smack on the head. Boink!
You hurl a wombat at Chupuc and hit him smack on the head. Boink!
You hurl a wombat at Malaak and hit him smack on the head. Boink!
You hurl a wombat at Mikla and hit her smack on the head. Boink!
You hurl a wombat to Alaric but only graze him.
Salja hurls a wombat at you but only grazes you.
You hurl a wombat at Bedwyr and hit him smack on the head. Boink!
You gossip 'Are too wombats on the ground..'
Mikla gossips 'reality was always suspect'
Chupuc gossips 'delayed reaction'

"You OOC 'Woohoo! I have seen the masturbating fox! I voted, that is.'"

Hee hee. You know what I mean. Who is that guy, anyway?

Laul says, 'time to make a vain attempt at making money.'
Someone inquisitively raises an eyebrow at Laul.
Laul auctions 'one date with Laul, biddings starting at 100 silver.'
Laul says, 'i cant even afford a damn meat pie right now'
Laul says, 'i need to make some gold'
Laul chuckles politely.
Kia auctions '100 silver'
Jarek gives Laul some coins.
Laul auctions 'woo I hear 100 silver'
Jarek pats Laul on his head.
Jarek says, 'You are quite pathetic...heh'
Jarek says, 'im not trying to be mean but..you are'
Jarek says, 'you turned yerself into a male prostitute'
Kazad has arrived.
A Haflinger horse has arrived.
A calico cat has arrived.
Kazad sits down and rests.
You snicker softly.
Laul says, 'Male whore get it right'
Laul grins playfully.
Laul auctions 'going once!'
Jarek says, 'i tried to put it nicely'
Kazad asks Laul, 'What are you actioning?'
Laul says, 'a date with me'
Kazad shakes his head.
Laul chuckles politely.
Jarek says, 'auction something that will get people to bid, not scare them away'
Kazad says, 'Somebody is crazy enough to for it'
Laul auctions 'Going twice!'
Malaak auctions 'SELLING what ?'
Laul auctions 'last chance, a date with laul, its at 100 silver right now.'
Malaak auctions '*ROFL*'
Jarek auctions 'ill pay you 100 silver to stop. your scaring everyone away'
Laul auctions 'sooooooold! '
%%% Disconnected from server.

Malaak auctions 'LAUL !! Thats the last time you auction yourself again *GEEZ* we crash because of it*'

[Jahron]: Damn.
[Jahron]: I think it crashed because Laul almost got a date.
[Dionae]: lol

[Salja]: who took my crab
[The giant hermit crab]: I just wanted to go for a walk

Cinian tells you 'I'll sell my soul for a restore.'

[Dionae]: Hey.. according to Ezylie's idea.. I should be dead...
[Thomas]: sounds like a good idea.
[Dionae]: No, that's a bad idea!
[Thomas]: noooooo..i think it's good
Thomas tickles you - ho ho ho.

[Chade]: sleep in Lorc's bed he's your follower

Mikla question 'tell us where you are and maybe someone can give you directions. I promise my directions won't lead you into a demonic dimension. Really. Honest.'

Silvan gossips 'The realms are certainly lacking in destruction lately...something must be done!'

[Moeve]: it actually not possible for me to make death blow land more often
[Moeve]: as it is coded it should land 100% of the times
[Chade]: umm, ok, make it 1% chance and maybe it will work...:P

[Moeve]: ok what do you say to someone to challenge him to a duel
[Dionae]: You take a glove and slap him in the face
[Dionae]: :)
[Salja]: blah blah challenge blah blah honorable duel
[Salja]: yeah what she said
[Salja]: you remove your gauntlet and thwap them with it
[Dionae]: "You have insulted my honor!"
[Moeve]: yes but remember you are sending an emissary on horse he cant slap you
[Dionae]: Sure he can, and say "This is from soandso" *slap*

[Dionae]: So what are glory points good for?
[Salja]: buying junk
[Chade]: buying house extras
[Someone]: increasing heal rates, new rooms, more guards, etc
[Moeve]: making housed people feel good about having to deal with stephen
[Dionae]: hehe
[Chade]: no its the other way, stephen will be good to people or not have glory
[Dionae]: So does Tirome get extra points for having to deal with Stephen? :)
[Salja]: masochism does not get glory points

Laul gossips 'How does a pig get in a tree. they cant climb!'
You gossip 'They fly.'
Panzer gossips 'wow'
Wenlin quotes 'You get a pig in a tree from a colorful parrot. - they ride parrots'
Panzer gossips 'pigs fly'
Laul gossips 'I have never seen a pink pig with wings!'
You gossip 'That is because they're blue.'

Daeleath gossips 'Only on a MUD could you get beat up by a rabbit. . . ;p'

[Jahron]: I have a question... Why is Karathos under Riverdale?
[Dionae]: Because you aren't rich
[Jahron]: ...
[Dionae]: They bribed us to put them first
[Dionae]: Money runs the realms, my friend
[Jahron]: ...
[Jahron]: Never will I be tainted by GREED. FOOLS
[Jahron]: -Grin-

[Salja]: i have a magic goblin
[Salja]: i made him out of clay
[Salja]: i have a magic goblin
[Salja]: with goblin i shall play

Salja answers '
Salja answers 'do NOT make us go this far :)'
Leowyn answers 'alrighty I like everything there but urination and feminine Hygene'
Alaina answers 'im not asking for Realism! i hate it'
Salja answers 'but but but it's real!'
Alaina answers 'but i like the urinating part, i find it odd none of have to go drain the dragon'
You snicker softly.
Salja answers 'well i think there's a total of like... two toilets in the place'
Salja answers 'everyone else has to go squat in the woods and use leaves'
Salja is from the south, she can be vulgar like that
Leowyn answers 'actually for toliet paper I find that picture of Stephen Tirome work alot better.. or eagles :)'
Alaina answers 'Thats what the woods are for, you whip it out and go'
Alaina answers 'Find that nice tree, and water it.'
Ezylie answers 'I WANNA PMS!'
Leowyn answers 'rather see perhaps alignments added into the game first then PMS :wrinkles his nose:'

--> Remake: meat short A FLAMING BALL OF MEAT
You giggle.
Salja falls to the ground and rolls around laughing hysterically.
[Salja]: um
[Dionae]: Flaming ball of meat? :)
[Galdorf]: hell yeah!
[Dionae]: snicker
[Galdorf]: I was going to hurl it at Llywarch
[Galdorf]: Then decided not to
Salja snickers softly.
[Galdorf]: I guess I'll just eat it
[Dionae]: You should get a roasted something on a stick
[Salja]: might be wise
[Llywarch]: :P
[Galdorf]: Oh yeah, Llywarch can see this
[Galdorf]: Damn!
[Dionae]: lol
[Galdorf]: Wow, I must look like an ass.
[Salja]: well we knew that
[Dionae]: Galdorf is the new houseleader we make fun of :)
[Galdorf]: Oh yeah!
[Galdorf]: Gotta have something to do, heh
[Galdorf]: Hey, Llywarch
[Galdorf]: Check my desc
[Galdorf]: Tell me if you think it's gay
[Galdorf]: Salja thinks it's uber-stupid
[Galdorf]: I can do that, right?
[Galdorf]: It's just a meat pie
[Galdorf]: I handed him a flaming ball of meat
[Dionae]: Wouldn't that hurt?
[Galdorf]: lol
[Galdorf]: lol, he ate it
[Galdorf]: Thoras eats A FLAMING BALL OF MEAT.

[Salja]: night girlyman
[Galdorf]: Stop calling me girlyman.
[Galdorf]: Or else.
[Salja]: or else what?
[Salja]: i call jahron mr fluffles
[Salja]: and i call daehron buzzlebuns
[Salja]: the least you can do is be called girlyman
[Galdorf]: You may call me: "Supreme king of the almighty"
[Galdorf]: If you MUST have a nickname
[Salja]: I may call you girlyman
Salja snickers softly.
[Galdorf]: But, you won't
[Galdorf]: Because, I'm
[Salja]: oh, but i will
[Galdorf]: "Supreme king of the almighty"
[Salja]: and a girly one at that.

You say, 'And I can be the patron Ancient of kitty cats'
You snicker softly.
Salja rolls her eyes, disgusted.
Salja says, 'walwainr asked me how to worship me'
Salja giggles.
You snicker softly.
Salja asks, 'Why am I the one who gets all the worshippers?'
You ponder the question.
You ask, 'The power of the eggplant?'
Salja giggles.

Whacky Seasons of Almadyn stuff..

[gossip]: Grey cracks open a fortune cookie.
[gossip] Zeta: Your death will be slow and painful.
[gossip]: Grey eats half.
[gossip] Zeta: (on the back) Your favorite color is blue.
[gossip]: Grey reads, "You should be able to make money and hold onto it."
[gossip]: Grey looks at Zeta and rolls on the floor laughing.
[gossip] Grey: Stupid cookie.

[gossip] Grey: i think it's time for a doughnut
[gossip]: Grey screams, "Dough - nuts!"
[gossip] Aballister: good thing not dog nuts
Xerlic shouts: DOG NUTS
Xerlic shouts: I LIKE DOG NUTS

[gossip]: Grey reads, "You have yearning for perfection."
[gossip] Grey: Right on cookie, right on.

[gossip] Aballister:
()()
( ")--~
(")(")
Bunneh With Weed!

[bard]: Aballister sings o/~ I know the pieces fit, I know the pieces fit,
I know the pieces fit and I know the pieces fit o/~.
[bard] Grey: You must know the pieces fit eh?
[bard]: Grey plays with the legos that make the pieces fit.
[bard] Aballister: lego rocks
[bard] Grey: That they do, im bringing some to university next year
[bard]: Aballister nods.
[bard] Grey: Hardcore, alchohol, and legos man
[bard] Grey: Ain't nothin' bettah
[bard] Aballister: hope you don't try to eat the lego
[bard] Grey: I'll keep the alcohol away from the legos

~Grey (wheeeee)

Topic hasn't been very lively recently, NOT good...
And once again, I have my usual 2 quips.

Xaneros trades you a Wenlin certified sword of justice.
You trade a Wenlin certified sword of justice to Xaneros.

You exclaim to Llywarch, 'Duke Llywarch! We're getting married!'
You hug her.(Ezylie)
Ezylie hugs you.
Llywarch asks you, 'Congratulations...?'

Ezylie quotes 'Newbie alert! Fuedel sighted.'
Xaneros quotes 'Ezylie quotes 'Newbie alert! Fuedel sighted.''
You quote 'Xaneros quotes 'Ezylie quotes 'Newbie alert! Fuedel sighted.'''
Aval quotes 'Someone quotes 'Xaneros quotes 'Ezylie quotes 'Newbie alert! Fuedel'
Someone quotes 'Someone says, 'Shutup already!''

Isyll gossips 'Okay, that does it, we need to get a major-sized party going.'
Someone gossips 'Where?'
Isyll gossips 'bottom of the ocean'

[Terloch's copyrighted yellow text] The atlas and stories pages have been updated on the website...
Someone answers '*Cheers for Terloch*'
[Terloch] answers 'don't cheer me, I didn't do it'
Aloet answers '*cheers for terloch anyway*'
Salja answers 'I feel so loved'

Leiya question 'what does a warm fuzzy bearskin rug do?'
Vladimir answers 'nothing, i'm pretty sure it's dead'

Ezylie question 'Is it just me or every other day does wenlin have a different last name?'

[Cerridwen]: ok blah...blah blah blah
[Vesper]: blah, blah...blah?
[Cerridwen]: uh huh and blah blah blah a blah
[Vesper]: ooooh, blah...bla-blah!
[Cerridwen]: nodnod blah blah blah bla blah!
[Vesper]: BLAH-blah??  blahblah blahhhh blah
[Cerridwen]: heh and i am actually trying to understand the blah blahs
[Vesper]: I think I understand them more than I do english.
[Cerridwen]: makes perfect sense to me too Vesp

[Salja]: yes, its generally accepted that flagpoles go outside

[Vesper]: I am one bored Baron...I need jester's.
[Dionae]: Go swim in your money bin
[Vesper]: Well...I need someone to swim with me.  =)
[Dionae]: Ask Jahron :)
[Lazerath]: what no harem?
[Vesper]: Jahron doesn't look good in a thong and Lazerath is old.  Ancients would just charm me, as well...what I need...is a good woman.
[Vesper]: A Baroness.
[Jahron]: ...
[Lazerath]: I might be old but I am one damn sexy elf
[Jahron]: I'm not that old.
[Lazerath]: and I look better for my age than you do
[Vesper]: I'm hot and loaded, you all got nothin' on me.
[Lazerath]: I have a killer garden  =)
[Vesper]: Don't make me put my gold wear my text-based mouth is.
[Jahron]: Yeah, an ass-whupping

Siban question 'What are these pictures for anyway?'
You answer 'For.. thingies..'
Siban answers 'Ahhhh! Doesn't that just explain it all!'

global> Wanna see an orc in a tutu?
Ezylie answers 'Sure'
global>
[Daehron]: looks kinda like this girl I work with, except for the tutu
[Dionae]: hehe
[Daehron]: and the orc could use a few more chins.
Elelia answers 'that is disturbing Dionae!'
You answer 'hehe'
Ezylie answers '...........................'
Elelia answers 'i think i'm scarred for life now :('

Xaneros raises his scythe in formal salute to larsax.
Larsax looks at Xaneros.
Xaneros says, 'Yeah. I know. I dont have a scythe'
Larsax grins playfully.
Larsax says, 'okay, just wondering'

Larsax says, 'dont screw with my bear'
Timbo screws the bear
Timbo says, 'dont quote that'

[Daehron]: quest wench, are we having a quest, or not?
[Aequitas]: Can it a sec will ya?
[Dionae]: Hey, I'm not the quest wench, I am the quest mistress
[Aequitas]: She's really busy.
[Daehron]: I haven't seen you do much lately..so I figure a quest is due. *smirk*
[Daehron]: Ok.
[Daehron]: what's she doing?
[Dionae]: Dancing
[Daehron]: Oh, I wouldn't want to disrupt that.
[Daehron]: please proceed.
[Daehron]: continue...etc..

Quirren gossips 'Not working. The room isn't dark, there are no mobs, and my skeleton is being stubborn'
Vesper gossips 'Maybe if you ask him nicely? Have you given him a raise lately? Flowers and chocolates also work with skeletons, but not zombies...they just eat them.'
Zalah gossips 'how the hell do you give them a raise?'
Vesper gossips ''give raise skeleton' ....watch his workrate fly through the roof as he unleashes destruction against every bad guy you run into!'
Zalah gossips 'do you have to pay him?'
Vesper gossips 'In brains or cookies.'

Aethynn yells 'help help'
Aethynn yells 'i am being attacked'
Aethynn yells 'and repressed'

Sydney quotes 'One day, I will die, all the nobles better pray that day never comes, for the ugly truth behind the walls of the fortresses will then be released in my book, named "Sydney Book"'

[Salja]: roast elf on a stick, whee

[Vesper]: Dionae's female. She's naturally better at everything than me.

Dargus drops a white can of spam.
Dargus drops a black can of spam.
Dargus says, 'Pick your torture.'
You say, 'oh dear..'
Dargus falls down laughing.
You exclaim, 'I... I don't know!'

Goblinking shouts 'shut up! im trying to lag!'

Jobe gossips 'Challenge her to a nude mud wrestling match Dionae!'

[Dionae]: You say, 'Lady in distress, lady in distress here...'
[Dionae]: You say, 'Beautiful Miza'har in dire need of assistance.'

Zheff exclaims, 'Me gunna lick me lips and give her a wet kiss... that'll

make her drop tha key!'

Wenlin exclaims, 'please Dionae! With Salja in control of the universe!

We'll all die!'

Dionae gossips 'Hm.. why didn't I keep a spare key to the universe?'
Dionae gossips 'Silly me.'
You gossip 'Because you are evil, and evil is dumb.'

Wenlin asks A black tiger, 'are you a belly tiger? Do you like your belly

rubbed?'

Jobe gossips 'never fear universe! Jobe is here!'
Jobe yells 'here saljasalja'

Jobe quests 'Alaina has crabs!'
Alaina quests 'i do not !'
[Salja]: haha
Jobe quests 'Er.. nm, wrong kind.'
Wenlin quests 'I got an eggplant too, does Salja like eggplants?'
Zheff quests 'give her crabs! god that doesnt sound right'

You say, 'I desire none of these.'
Sirob asks, 'drugs?'

Jobe says, 'A secret of happiness, something that will keep you happy and warm in the coldest winter'
Jobe offers to trade comfortable wool socks with you.

[Dionae]: Unfortunately, they're all dumb as a rock

Sirob quests 'elves are yummy, half elves half as yummy.'

Aerius answers 'I am a robot designed by triggers, to kill my self, while i watch the simpsons'

[Daehron]: anything more than a 14 incher is too long.
[Salja]: i could really take that out of context, buzzlebuns
[Someone]: heh, I had a 14" the 16" makes the shot more accurate
[Salja]: ... thats not any better

Alright, I've got a few more than usual; 3 instead of 2, starting off with my favorite desc in the whole wide world! Boon's "drake"(obvious misspelling of dragon)

A great pale blue drake stands here its face twisted into a hiddious
grin, its pristine white teeth feet long.  A top its head is a mane of
flowing white hair.  About its fore-claws ice gathers clinging like
rim-frost to its arm length talons.  Dark sapphire blue eyes glare out from
beneath its ancient brow.  Standing some forty feet tall in cows all that
come into its pressence.  A faint glacial mist flows from its terrifing
vissage leaving whore-frost where it touches the walls.  
A cold drake is in excellent condition.

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Daehron question 'Why did the chicken cross scarlet street?'
Jobe answers 'to get away from Daehron '

Daehron question 'why isn't wenlin trading me his blue rune shard!?'
Someone answers 'Why is wenlin still alive'

Conner question 'Are players encouraged to produce their own quests?'
You answer 'no! It gets them kicked out of houses!'
Someone answers 'and then laughed at by their peers'

You question 'Where's the ooc channel?'
Someone answers 'in Terloch's briefcase.'

Bedwyr says, 'Then, and only then, will this wrong be righted, will this
 horrible offense to the populous of stonegate be fixed'

Bedwyr says, 'I personally have seen  many villagers murdered before my eyes
 and no one did anything about it'

(ok, those 2 aren't funny in themselves, but something was up with his macros and he kept saying them over and over again, and since its such an odd thing to say, and it was at a completely inappropriate time, I just had to keep them.)

[Wenlin]: Salja didn't give me something I could do
[Wenlin]: and now she's "not going to be back till Sunday"
[Someone]: she is at her neice's birthday
[Someone]: turning 1
[Wenlin]: dang, I didn't think Salja was that young
[Someone]: yeah.
[Someone]: she's good at that

You ask, 'dude, you're still here?'
Xaneros asks, 'Still where?'
You say, 'kitty storage'
Xaneros says, 'I think so.'
Xaneros asks, 'How can I tell?'
You say, 'by looking'
Xaneros asks, 'What is the command?'
You say, 'look'
Xaneros says, 'Oh.'
Xaneros says, 'I am.'
You say, 'I left you stranded in here for an hour'
Xaneros asks, 'Thank you?'

Timbo says, 'I got alot of beef.'
Timbo flexes his muscles...what a stud!!?!

Jobe says 'My name is Jobe, I am a actor hailing from Quessa'
Jobe says, 'I aspire to be a prostitute'

Aval says, 'My name is Aval, I am a mongoose hailing from Shatiras'
You ask, 'a mongoose?'
Aval nods.
You say, 'I thought you were a halfling'
Aval says, 'Obviously not'
Kesin says, 'My name is Kesin, Aval is a moron from Loserville'

Larsax says, 'my name is aval'
Larsax says, 'that is Larsax'
Larsax points excitedly at Kesin!
Aval says, 'No, I'm Larsax'
Kesin exclaims, 'Larsax?  My name is Aval!'
Aval exclaims, 'No, HE'S AVAL!'
Larsax says, 'Sorry, I forgot, I'm Wenlin'

An immigrant grins playfully.
You exclaim, 'whoa!'
Timbo tells the group 'an immigrant appears in a swilring mist'
You say, 'its the immigrant I charmed'
You exclaim, 'bad charmie!'
Timbo says, 'Lets get him.'
An immigrant says, 'stop killing all the mobs in stonegate.'
You exclaim, 'attack!'
(15 seconds later immigrant dies from "causes unknown")



---And now---
---The dangers of practice dummy fighting---

A manx asks, 'Why would I want PRACTICE combat?'
A manx exclaims, 'I want REAL combat!!!'
A manx tries to flee.
A manx has fled.

Manx slips and falls, hitting his head on the floor!
a manx is DEAD!!

[Vesper]: Nobody minds if I sound like an idiot for a moment, do they?
[Salja]: not at all, it's nothing out of the ordinary.

Pengolod says oocly, 'Im not carrying christmas on me'

[Salja]: what else should i do for the website
[Someone]: age verification for porn I upload

Daehron question 'Why did the chicken cross scarlet street?'
Jobe answers 'to get away from Daehron '
Wenlin tells you 'the chicken goes in MY quotefile!'
You tell Wenlin 'got it in mine, hehe'
Wenlin tells you 'I saw it first, my ping is 1ms less than yours'

[Vesper]: In this area...in the big mall...there is a place called "The Pottery Barn"...across from it is a place called "The People's Pottery"
[Jahron]: ...
[Salja]: different things
[Salja]: pottery barn is like interior decorating stuff, it rocks, but its expensive as hell
[Vesper]: isn't that the same as "The People's Pottery"
[Salja]: no, the peoples pottery is probably a ceramics shop
[Vesper]: I like the idea behind the names though...one pottery place is like this big, repressive monarchy pottery. The other is pottery for the people! Viva la resistance!


Dargus says, 'I think I'll answer the Ancient question first.'
Dargus says, 'Unlike other gods and immortals who powertrip and are bastards, the Ancients are being who are wise beyond their years and care for the simple mortals.'

Bertolis yells 'A gobbo is alwise strong, can fight all day long! Stupidheads get smash, killed with hard bash! *singsongy, dedicated to Salja*'

You say, 'But... I don't want a giant hamster..'

Larsax question 'Why did my hemitite recurse itself?'
You question 'Were you mean to it?'

Xaneros quotes 'Last time I saw a nose like that it had an elephant attached to it.'

Dave puts A 100-YARD LONG PILL OF MASS-DESTRUCTION! in A BAG OF MASS INFINITE DESTRUCTIONABLE DAMNANTION!.

Dargus tips Salja over and watches her roll over.

Dargus asks, 'Where's the mass destruction?'
Dave exclaims, 'Behind you!'

You gossip 'I have kidnapped Aaryn, and set a ransom for him for 100,000,000 gold and one sock.'
Leowyn gossips 'How much for you to keep him?'
Azariah tells you 'if i pay it does he become my slave?'
Sinon gossips 'We don't care about him'
Aaryn gossips 'Hey.'
You cackle gleefully.
Aaryn says, 'You tell your house: 'Saaaaaaaaaaaave me.''
Ananiel gossips 'LoL'
Henry answers 'Bah, you're such a bastard Leowyn.'
Aaryn says, 'Bastards.'
You snicker softly.
Jobe gossips 'Id pay it.. if it was about.. 10,000 times less.'
Zalah gossips 'jest kill them i dont have that much gold'
Clarie answers 'we all have that much gold, but where are we going to get a sock?'
You gossip 'That is the real question.. isn't it?'
Zalah gossips 'i have underwear is that good?'
You gossip 'No.. gobbo underwear is not good...'
Zalah gossips 'no it YOUR UNDERWEAR!!!!!!!'
You gossip 'What are you doing with my underwear!?'
Mercatox gossips 'You have underwear?'
Zalah gossips 'Boon gave it to me'
You gossip 'Bad Boon!'
You gossip 'Wait.. how did he get my underwear?'
Mercatox gossips 'Cross dressing again. :)'

Harken tells you 'Goodnight kiddnapper ;)'

You gossip 'Revelin has succeeded in tricking the mortals and trapping them in a bottomless void. Nice work, if you ask me.'
Kesin gossips 'I say, nice shot.'
Christoph gossips 'Anything that's bottomless or topless is fine with me '

Christoph says, 'you all are just jealous of my witty remarks :)'

Revelin says, 'you must buzz in by saying : I wear dirty ogre socks on my hands.'
Terrace says, 'so you can quote me? I think not'

Revelin quotes 'Terrace says, 'I wear dirty ogre socks on my hands.''

Daehron leaves south.
A banker pony leaves south.
Someone yells 'wrong way'
You snicker softly.
Someone yells 'up'
Someone says, 'stupid ogre'
Someone mutters something quietly to himself.
Daehron has arrived.
A banker pony has arrived.
Daehron says, 'I realize this.'
Daehron smirks.
Daehron leaves up.
A banker pony leaves up.

Dela gossips 'HEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLPPPPPPPPPPP!!!!!'
You gossip 'Ahhhhh!!!!'
Dela gossips 'im lost :('
You gossip 'Oh sorry, I was just screaming..'

Malaak says, 'Hmmm....I think i will go chop down the rest of Kisah :)'

Tilal whips Terloch across the back. This is too kinky for your taste.

Bedwyr gossips 'Can one of the ancients make it light so that I can see my girlfriend?'

[Salja]: would you take an elephant a few miles under the ocean?
[Dionae]: I would
[Boon]: yes
[Moeve]: if it had water breath why not
[Boon]: its just a small whale with legs
[Boon]: and hell if the elephant can wear plate mail carry a shield and hold onto bastard sword I'll take it to the moon

[Dionae]: three adjs for a troll? besides stupid?
[Salja]: ugly
[Salja]: green
[Salja]: lanky
[Boon]: big ugly dumb
[Someone]: flammable
[Salja]: giggle
[Chade]: lol
[Dionae]: hehe
[Dionae]: I'm gonna have to make an area with flammable trolls now..
[Salja]: hehe

Alaina gossips 'My group. any others brave enough, We are running the gauntlet soon. meet at the center'
Alaina gossips 'Pray for our souls!'
Azariah gossips 'Have fun dying'
Alaina gossips 'Yes thanks for your encouragement.'
Leowyn answers 'funeral services for Alaina will proceed 20 minutes after they enter the gauntlet.'

Timbo quotes 'Xaneros says, 'My name is Bedwyr, I am a Timbo hailing from Wenlin''

Veit question 'why did a Happy Guard attack me? He looked so happy..'

Cecilia asks, 'Would you like me to bite him, Sir?'

[Salja]: we're open and loving here, and f*ck you all, and stuff
[Dargus]: f*ck == love!!!

I'm beginning to think this is going to be the universal FR quotefile, hehe..

Ezylie answers 'Can anyone get me out of here..wenlin summoned me to Pussy stoarage..'
Aval answers 'heh, thats Wenlin for ya.'
Mercatox gossips 'OoooOooo that's the place to be. . .'
Mikla gossips 'cats, Mercatox... just cats.'

Xaneros says to you, 'Quessa invaded Laultopia I think.'

You yell 'mister jahrjahronon i havents seens you in blue years!'

Timbo exclaims, 'DO NOT HUG THE COW!'

Timbo shouts 'DO NOT PUSH OR HUG THE COW!'

[Daehron]: If I ever feel like building, I'll make the Island of Hairdos.

You say, 'See, we gave the goblin a bath, and now he's all wet and unhappy..'
You say, 'But look, Zalah, you smell nice and fresh.'
Zalah drys himself off
You exclaim, 'Springtime fresh!'
You giggle.
You ask, 'Doesn't he, Mercatox?'
Mercatox smells the goblin.
Mercatox says, 'He smells better, I don't know about fresh.'

You give the key to the hot chicks room to Terloch.
[Terloch]: aleady had one
[Salja]: was just making sure
[Salja]: never helps to have a spare when hot chicks are involved

Neia says, 'my brain got empty'

Timbo exclaims to you, 'DO NOT HUG THE COW!'
You giggle.
You hug him.
You focus all your bovine Zen on Timbo, and speak your thoughts. Muh-OOOOO!
Timbo gasps in astonishment.
Timbo exclaims to you, 'PAY THE PRICE ELFY!'
In minotaurian, you say 'Moo. Moo moo moo moo. moo moo.'
In minotaurian, Timbo says '*gasp*'
In minotaurian, Timbo says 'MOOOOOOOOOOOO!'

Timbo says, 'Ah, I know who ye are now.'
Timbo says, 'And I can't say I like ye much.'

Indech question 'Salja, there was something I was going to say to you but i can't remember what it was, do you?'

You didn't put all of it, Salja. The dragon luved donkey in Shrek. Guh!


You give a blue-green potion to Boon.
You exclaim, 'tasty!'
You quaff a blue-green potion.
You feel much better!
You feel fully refreshed!
Boon eats a blue-green potion.
Boon says, 'glassy'

You tell Salja 'help! I'm an artist!'
Salja tells you 'help! so what?'

Timbo says oocly, 'only puppies live in stonegate'

Thomas says, 'okay. on the count of three say now'
Thomas says, '1'
Thomas says, '2 '
Thomas says, '3'
You say, 'now'
Migdalia says, 'now'
Jobe says, 'now'
Keedu says, 'now'
Kylara says, 'now'
Daru says, 'now'
Ezylie asks, 'whats going on..?'

Thomas says, 'It's time to playyyy... The Weakest Setence. '
Thomas giggles.
Mercatox asks, 'Setence?'
Mercatox raises an eyebrow inquisitively.
Someone says oocly, 'Its actually Sentence'

You say, 'go straight to voting, Kylara'
Thomas exclaims, 'who sucked?!'
Kylara says, 'Daru.'
Thomas says, 'oo..'
Thomas nods.
Aval says, 'Sorry, but Daru'
Daru gasps in astonishment.
Jobe says, 'Daru..'
A fat groundhog leaves west.
Thomas exclaims, '2 duru's!'
Thomas exclaims, '3!'
You say, 'Daru, he's a fat dragon hater that gives all dragons a bad image with
 his "noxious fumes"'
Migdalia says, 'I think Daru as well.'
Daru sighs.
Aval pats Daru on his head.
Jobe asks, 'Daru, who do you vote for?'
Jobe grins playfully.
Thomas says, 'tsk.'
Mercatox says, 'There's really no need to continue. . . '
Daru says, 'I will vote for myself..'
A small bunny leaves west.
Thomas says, 'a noble end.'
Mercatox says, '.......'
Jobe grins playfully.

Salja reaches down out of the clouds grabbing your head.
You feel a sudden pressure and your head explodes!

Aerius question 'Anyone know what a The staff of the Dragon's Claw does?'
Xaneros answers 'it turns you into wenlin'

You question 'I wonder if it's possible to not fail at making a haft.'
Xaneros answers 'pff. if it was the whole world would be made of hafts. Hafthide shoes, sharpened haft swords, and haft-roofed houses.'

Cerridwen says oocly, 'dude im in too good of a mood to think IC right now heh'
You say oocly, 'i'm too ****ed off to be ooc, haha'

Isyll does the silly walk all around the room. she *is* silly.
Xaneros does the isyll walk all around the room. he *is* isyll.

Xaneros answers 'I am female on thursdays and sundays, after 6 pm. And only in certain Taverns around the countryside.'

Eloquai quotes 'Allegiance: all my loyalty are belong to eloquai'
Kintara quotes 'Computer nerds: All your base are belong to us.'

Vesper drops Vesper's Rug O' Sin.
Xaneros giggles.
Vesper sits on Vesper's Rug O' Sin and rests.
You ask Vesper, 'May I.. sit on the rug, Count Lauphel?'
Vesper smiles at you.
Isyll giggles innocently.
Vesper says, 'Damn right you can'
Vesper pats the rug.
Labricus falls down laughing.
Xaneros grins playfully.
You say oocly, 'Isyll Nuwore, whore to nobility!'
You sit on Vesper's Rug O' Sin and rest.
You smile at him.
Xaneros says oocly, 'Xaneros, the old man who is soon to retired!'
Vesper says oocly, 'Vesper Lauphel, Loves Whores'

Vesper says oocly, 'I could use some boobs'

Vesper says, 'My name is Vesper, a pimp hailing from yo momma.'

Laul pats where his manhood used to be.
Laul says, 'It will come back home sooner or later'
Laul says, 'it will miss me'

Labricus says, 'Time to order the playboy channel and a batch of viagra, Xaneros. Be my grandpa.'

Laul says, 'My name is Laul, I am a Man-whore from the House of Ill Repute.'

Keegan tells you 'oh, well in that case dream about me. ye'll have sweet dreams ::kisses::'
Keegan tells you 'lol'
You tell Keegan 'smoochies'
Keegan tells you 'now i sound as vain as Laul'

-[81] [AFK] Mercatox Venteero is in the bathroom.

Argoth answers 'you probably have the GLS wrong in coordination with the PPF while transferring the DLES into the FJA, so all you gotta do is fix the LDS2 and update it with the FLA2.0 and you're all set'
Lional answers 'yeah and play the TRI while messing with the DPE which doesn't help the GRE but does help the PTP nearing the HYI'

Ereptor got toasted by Cerskel at Inside a Small Cottage [room 20166]
Dionae asks, 'You toasted someone?'

Conner gossips 'All Hail the Mighty Terloch! orsomethinglikethat'

Isdenar asks Endsach, 'where are your lackies?'

Timbo gossips 'Fear mah bovine zen! Muh-OOOOO!'

Kenthar tells you 'one time whenever I tried to eat a mushroom it broke the mud'

[Salja]: still got it all vesp?
[Vesper]: whew
[Salja]: woot
[Vesper]: *nod*
[Vesper]: I think it's bigger
[Salja]: this is a good thing
[Vesper]: Oh...that was my stiletto, nm.

Moeve gossips 'if you see Chade make sure you tell him he rocks'
Lional answers 'why does he rock?'
Moeve answers 'becuase he has great control of esoteric unix commands'

-[81] Laul Nomiki, Supreme Ruler of Vespergate.

Someone tells the group 'will be stave siblings!'
Someone tells the group 'Is(yll)denar! of the shimmering staff!'
You quote 'Isyll and Isdenar, stave sisters.. er.. brothers... siblings!'

Someone tells the group 'PONG'
Someone tells the group 'PONG'
Someone tells the group 'PONG'
You tell your group 'NARF'
Someone tells the group 'RAWR'
Someone tells the group 'SNARF'
You tell your group 'RAWR'
Someone tells the group 'SNARFARFLE'
You tell your group 'SNUFFLEUFFAGUS'
Someone tells the group 'THUNDERCATS!'
Someone tells the group 'HOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!'

Isyll acts like a spoiled rich girl (which she is).

You exclaim, 'A dwarf! Get it out of here!'
Isdenar exclaims, 'ITS HAIR ATE MY HANDS!'
Isdenar slips his hands into the sleeves of his shirt and waves them around!
You run around in circles freaking out.
Isdenar runs around in circles freaking out.

Isdenar asks Galdorf, 'Your glowing. Can you turn it off?'

Isdenar yells 'HELP! this dwarf pulled a mushroom from his bear and ate it!'
Isdenar yells 'now he is seducing me!'

Isdenar says, 'If you kids dont quiet down im pulling this car over.'

[Vesper]: I'm 22, I go 4 years younger than my age...that's how I figure it.
[Vesper]:
[Galdorf]: In tx it's statuatory rape
[Galdorf]: 14?
[Salja]: vesper
[Vesper]: I think it's 13 in New Mex
[Galdorf]: What the hell?
[Galdorf]: Sweet jesus.
[Una]: oh look vesper you're the perfect age!!!
[Salja]: i'm afraid of asking WHY you know that site
[Tinarith]: *rofl*
[Galdorf]: lol
[Vesper]: ....uh
[Salja]: pervert
[Vesper]: ...school project.

[Salja]: HI DIONAE
[Dionae]: Hi
[Salja]: HOW ARE YOU TODAY
[Dionae]: Okay
[Salja]: IM TALKING LOUDLY SO YOU CAN HEAR ME
[Salja]: CAN YOU HEAR ME NOW?
[Dionae]: Yes
[Salja]: Oh.
[Salja]: canyouhearmenow
[Dionae]: What?
[Dionae]: I can't hear you..
[Salja]: Can you hear me now?
[Dionae]: Yes
[Salja]: Optimal level achieved. Thank you for your help in this calibration exercise.

The keeper of evil speaks forth: People, this is your deathmaker speaking, we have a drunk Duke on the loose, please be warned about his state, he is a frisky one

[Salja]: how is depreciation a cash flow
[Dionae]: goblins?
You gossip 'Help! Help! The cash flow goblins are eating me alive!'

You gossip 'It has been decided that everyone's name must be changed.'
You gossip 'From now on we will all be referred to as 'bob''
Vaughn gossips 'What?'
Timbo gossips 'Hi bob!'
Leowyn answers 'we are down to 7 go vote!'
Una gossips 'no that name was in a book I read'
You gossip 'Oh..'
Una gossips 'we can't have that'
Harken gossips 'What ever Bob!'
Kenthar gossips 'Bob's already the name of that fisherman in Kisah'
You gossip 'What about Fred?'
Zheff gossips 'hello bob... and bob... and bob... oh and you too bob'
Una gossips 'nope'
Una gossips 'read about fred too'
Christoph gossips 'name everyone terloch it will please him'
Una gossips 'remeber.. that movie.. about fred?'
Neia gossips 'wha...whosa bos?'
You gossip 'Oh hell.. um... okay, we'll all simply be assigned numbers. Prime numbers, so as to be original.'
Neia gossips 'I NOT WANNA BE A BOS!'
Laul gossips 'Whats a Bos?'
Toran gossips 'I call number 1.'
You gossip 'Nono, 1 isn't really a prime number... theres too much debate. You can be... 17.'
Dionae gossips '1, you go sit with 2 and 7.'
Christoph gossips 'i call 4'
Zheff gossips 'can we wear orange suits with the numbers on them like criminals?'

Una says, 'allright mom and I better get going.. see if I were driving I'd wait 10 minutes.. but as she drives slower than dial-up'

Araltizario quests 'timbo your arm and axe are over here'
Araltizario quests 'well your arm was i think someone ate it'

Conner question 'Would someone kindly shoot me?'

Laul gossips 'you will come far alone, with out anyone but yourself, I will run you around a few times, to make sure your alone. and remember i will be watching you dont know when and where i will be watching'
Ezylie gossips 'do we look that stupid?'
Isdenar gossips 'Only in our clown outfits!'

Laul gossips 'watch out iwizia might try to kiss you'
Conner gossips 'I will accept such a kiss.'

Kintara the 1'11" faerie flutters around with her 1'6" long smashy thing, and smashes things thusly.

Malaak says to Belyn, 'If you bonk me again I shall destroy you'

Araltizario yells 'Answer me at once, bunnies of cute deathness!'

Revelin waves his arms and uttes the words, ' Llywarchus just talkatus to la leopardus'

Moeve gossips 'mercatox sleeps with a tiger'
Moeve gossips 'on the same rug'
Truden gossips 'Watch out, else he might wake up and threaten that you'll be sleeping with the fishes soon. *grins* (Catch the pun? yes, yes?)'

Laul gossips 'Ouch Belyn poked me in the eye and ran!'

You tell Eloquai 'Darn.. it didn't work..'
Eloquai tells you '?'
You tell Eloquai 'hehe'
Eloquai tells you 'Shoot'
Eloquai tells you 'You cast change sex on me'
Eloquai tells you 'For 63 hours and 50 minutes, damn'
You tell Eloquai 'But.. it made you an it :('
Eloquai tells you 'lol'

Eloquai answers 'I'm an it everybody'
Eloquai quotes 'Gender: none'
Vesper quotes 'Allegiance: None'
Isyll quotes 'Appearance: Sexy'

You say oocly, 'You might have been fixed already'
Vesper smiles happily.
Vesper says oocly, 'eep!'
Vesper says oocly, 'fixed??'
You say oocly, 'But Jahron was way messed up, and Cerr was missing stuff'
Vesper looks down at his crotch
You snicker softly.
Vesper says oocly, 'ok, i'm good'
Vesper looks at himself.
You say oocly, 'Sorry, we had to fix you.. didn't want any little barons running around :)'
Vesper says oocly, 'rofl'
Vesper says oocly, 'Neither do I!'

You bat your eyelashes.
You ask, 'You guys are killing the spirit?'
Jobe nods.
Jobe says, 'for no reason'
You say, 'It's not wearing anything..'
Jobe says, 'whatsoever.'

Laul says, 'My name is Jobe, I am hooked on Phonics from Quessa.'

Vesper says, 'I'd go home, but my own ravens would eat me.'

Jobe says, 'the bunnies should randomly [1 in 10 chance every tick] double.'
Jobe says, 'thatd be funny'
You giggle.
You say, 'Only if you put two together'
Jobe grins at you...can you come out and play?
Laul says, 'They should mutliply like nomikis'
Laul chuckles politely.
You snicker softly.
Jobe asks, 'you mean asexually?'
Laul nods in enthusiastic agreement with Jobe.

Laul gossips 'That someone send me a tell again'
Laul gossips 'Dang it! do it again'
Lional answers 'sorry i meant to mess them up on purpose hehe :)'

[Moeve]: I don't trust the brownie in my room

Therean question 'someone, help me...'
Antus gossips '*throws Therean a rope* *tosses him the other end as well*'

Salja says, 'this makes as much sense as a wookie living on endor'

[Ruyven]: Great....Timbo thinks I'm the Yoda of the Ancients.

Struad question 'where is everyone??'
Isdenar answers 'over there.'
You answer 'I ate them.'
Argoth gossips 'plotting your death'
Struad gossips 'hmmm'
Grebbli gossips 'They've hopped on the magical caterpillar bus to banana-town.'

Pengolod says oocly, 'my fingers are going numb, is that good?'

[Vesper]: go ahead, rub my belly
[Vesper]: you know you want to
[Galdorf]: lol
[Galdorf]: Is it good luck?
[Vesper]: it will heal all your ailments.
[Vesper]: I may be a thief on the outside, but my digestive tract is a cleric

I've got a few more than 4 this time, starting off with an intelligent thing to say from my good irl friend, Kogroth! And then some fun with 'report' which states your occupation and where you hail from.

Kogroth says, 'no, they live in wood'

Engwaalphien gossips 'home'

Engwaalphien gossips 'happy'

[Salja]: just a spoonfull of rare liquor makes the medicine go down

Darken auctions 'neck'
Galdorf auctions '2 silver.'

Sevxo Zicto a half-orc with white hair and green eyes, is here.
You ask Sevxo, 'what's your other half...orc?'
Sevxo says to you, 'Janitor'
You ask, 'half orc half janitor?'
Sevxo nods twice in quick succession.
Sevxo exclaims to you, 'Half orc, half janitor, dats me!'

Truden answers 'She looks as cute as a newborn halfling, honest.'

Timbo says to you, 'Dont make me beat you down with me udders.'

Kenthar says, 'My name is Dr. Drahon, I am a counter-terrorist hailing from metro station'
Aval grins at you...can you come out and play?
You grin at Aval...wonder if he wants to play?
You say, 'and I'm a doctor'
Kintara says, 'My name is Kintara, I am a suicide-bomber hailing from New Jersey'
Radd chuckles at Kintara's joke.
Aval says, 'Hes a doctor of counter-terrorism'
Therean says, 'My name is Bob, and I'm an alcoholic.'
Kenthar pulls out akimbo mac-11s and completely clears the room of terrorists.
Aval says 'My name is Aval, I am a farmer hailing from Shatiras'
Kogroth says, 'My name is Kogroth, I am going to smack out Kenthar's brains'
Kintara says, 'My name is Lothar, I am a leader hailing from the hill people'
Kogroth says, 'My name is Jason, I am the leader of the invisible people'
Valkeir says, ''My name is Jeffrey Dahmer, I am a serial-killer from Ohio.'
Therean says, 'My name is Mr.Z, I am a robot-zombie hybrid who got separated from him master in a battle 8000 years ago...'
A red fox says, 'My name is Lava, I am a doctor of machining and engineering science hailing from your bathroom.'
Kintara says, 'My name is Mr. T, I am a milk-drinking-enforcer, hailing from the children's orphenage.'


Neia yells 'Neia Massage Shop! In the Center of Stonegate! 10 silver a rub!'

Kintara yells 'Kintara's Massage Shop! In the Center of Stonegate! 100 gold for a VERY special rub down!'

[Salja]: its a different sort of thing, called 'multi stupid'

Zheff says to you, 'Hows bout ye takes ye tail, sticks it between ye legs an be goin so me can have me ale in peace'

[Salja]: WHO TIMERED MY VISA?

Una quests 'you can wait because you're a moron'

Una gossips 'PLAGUE.. AHHHHH RUN SAVE YOURSELVES.. PLAUGUE.. THINK... OF .... THE.... CHILDREN'
Cecilia gossips 'who are you? radiohead?'

Aerius yells 'behold the power of Salja Doll!'

Kesin says, 'And apparently he's an idiot'

You hurl a beach towel at Domtar but miss completely.
You exclaim, 'towel rack!'

*[94] Reich is beating his head on a wall, DO NOT DISTURB

Larsax gossips 'Has anyone seen my tiger? He has a name tag and it says Bitemetwink'

Galdorf says oocly, 'fat people should be able to absorb knives'

Bane yells 'what for orc lovin dog kissin bearded gnome is sell 'is ale in weasly pints!'

Galdorf attempts to cast a spell but mispronounces it, lighting his own beard on fire.

You say oocly, 'i want to pick up a spork and be able to gut someone with it'

Adeiven tells the group ''lay self'.. isnt that like masturbation?'