Roleplaying and Storytelling

Enzo · 09-22-2002, 09:41 PM

I like doing the continuing stories, so I'm going to post one more. Anymore, and I stop completely. You want to add anything to that, send me an e-mail.

Once upon a time...

Santrilla · 09-23-2002, 02:38 PM

Surely you can never 'finish' a continuing story? Otherwise that'd spoil the fun. Nevertheless...

...there was a dark elf named Shadowstrike. Shadowstrike had been brought up as an assassin since he was 7, and was well trained in the arts of...

Enzo · 09-24-2002, 08:29 PM

Super Secretness Powers. These powers are only taught by the bums who live under the bridges in Seattle. The elve trained under one paticular bum named...

Santrilla · 09-25-2002, 11:51 AM

Gluteus Maximus, a Latin bum from Venice. Gluteus himself was too fat to be stealthy, but he relied on his invisibility potions to keep him unseen. But one day, he discovered with horror that...

LikitaRenn · 09-25-2002, 03:23 PM

due to his girth, the potions that he thought made him invisible couldn't spread to his whole body, so pieces of him still showed. (and the most embarrassing part that appearing to be simply floating about was his...

09-25-2002, 05:31 PM

... beer gut, which somehow burst into flames while...

(I couldn't resist!

Enzo · 09-25-2002, 10:38 PM

training Shadowstrike. Shadowstrike called the fire department and they immediately put out the fire with...

Wenlin · 09-26-2002, 01:03 AM

Gasoline? It actually DID put the fire out dispite the fact that gas is of course highly flammable, but it did leave the nasty side effect of

Santrilla · 09-26-2002, 02:22 AM

setting fire to everything else within a 10 metre radius. Shadowstrike screamed and leapt into the river to put himself out. But as he swam around, he discovered that

LikitaRenn · 09-26-2002, 07:28 PM

pirahnas are really not very nice creatures! He hopped back out of the water, plucking the devil fish from his...

Rivalyn · 09-26-2002, 11:29 PM

chastity belt, but then he thought about how great they felt down there. Leaving them in, he scratched at the singes on his

Enzo · 09-26-2002, 11:47 PM

... What are singes? Anyways, Shadowstrike bowed to Gletus Maxiums and told him he training was complete, so he was off to...

LikitaRenn · 09-27-2002, 01:31 PM

(singes being burns that aren't very bad...)

burger king, because mcdonald's fries are nasty now, and besides that, everyone knows that you have to start a journey with french fries. after he finished eating, he finally decided to take his leave to...

Enzo · 09-27-2002, 11:10 PM

McDoanld's because you have to have a Butterfinger McFlurry before traveling to London. So on the concord, he scarfed his McFlurry down, got off the airplane..

Shao_Long · 09-28-2002, 01:20 AM

And then suddenly a strange arab with a scraggly black beard entered the scene, yelling 'Allah akbar!!!' and...

The Vorpal Tribble · 09-28-2002, 08:29 AM

...with quick thinking, Shadowstrike reached around and with an upwards jerk, gave him the Heimlich Maneuver. The arab coughed once and a piece of chicken bone flew from his mouth. The scraggly bearded fellow turned to Shadowstrike and thanked him tearfully for the saving of his life and swore an oath that he would never leave the elf's side until he had had a chance to repay him. Shadowstrike...

Wenlin · 09-28-2002, 01:11 PM

, with his new companion, went to the Volcano of...uh, Hot. Where the chaotic evil Drow mage\engineer was

Santrilla · 09-28-2002, 06:19 PM

flame-grilling some burgers to sell to Burger King at extortionate prices. Shadowstrike had to stop this terrible crime, so he sent his arab companion to

Ruobhe · 09-29-2002, 01:15 PM

lawsuit the evil drow's arse because, the arab guy was also a respected lawyer.

Santrilla · 09-29-2002, 03:20 PM

However, the drow had the entire cast of Ally Mcbeal behind him, and so he warded off the attacks of the Arab with little trouble. Shadowstrike, horrified, decided to try something else instead...

09-29-2002, 04:39 PM

... and challenged the not so nice drow to a game of Chess. Fortunatly...

09-22-2002, 09:41 PM	#1
Enzo Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Seattle, Washington Posts: 342	I like doing the continuing stories, so I'm going to post one more. Anymore, and I stop completely. You want to add anything to that, send me an e-mail. Once upon a time...

09-23-2002, 02:38 PM	#2
Santrilla Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: Brighton, England Posts: 387	Surely you can never 'finish' a continuing story? Otherwise that'd spoil the fun. Nevertheless... ...there was a dark elf named Shadowstrike. Shadowstrike had been brought up as an assassin since he was 7, and was well trained in the arts of...

09-24-2002, 08:29 PM	#3
Enzo Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Seattle, Washington Posts: 342	Super Secretness Powers. These powers are only taught by the bums who live under the bridges in Seattle. The elve trained under one paticular bum named...

09-25-2002, 11:51 AM	#4
Santrilla Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: Brighton, England Posts: 387	Gluteus Maximus, a Latin bum from Venice. Gluteus himself was too fat to be stealthy, but he relied on his invisibility potions to keep him unseen. But one day, he discovered with horror that...

09-25-2002, 03:23 PM	#5
LikitaRenn Member Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: portland, oregon, usa Posts: 138	due to his girth, the potions that he thought made him invisible couldn't spread to his whole body, so pieces of him still showed. (and the most embarrassing part that appearing to be simply floating about was his...

09-25-2002, 05:31 PM	#6
Ingham Posts: n/a	... beer gut, which somehow burst into flames while... (I couldn't resist!

09-25-2002, 10:38 PM	#7
Enzo Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Seattle, Washington Posts: 342	training Shadowstrike. Shadowstrike called the fire department and they immediately put out the fire with...

09-26-2002, 01:03 AM	#8
Wenlin Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: TopMudSites Posts: 315	Gasoline? It actually DID put the fire out dispite the fact that gas is of course highly flammable, but it did leave the nasty side effect of

09-26-2002, 02:22 AM	#9
Santrilla Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: Brighton, England Posts: 387	setting fire to everything else within a 10 metre radius. Shadowstrike screamed and leapt into the river to put himself out. But as he swam around, he discovered that

09-26-2002, 07:28 PM	#10
LikitaRenn Member Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: portland, oregon, usa Posts: 138	pirahnas are really not very nice creatures! He hopped back out of the water, plucking the devil fish from his...

09-26-2002, 11:29 PM	#11
Rivalyn New Member Join Date: Sep 2002 Posts: 9	chastity belt, but then he thought about how great they felt down there. Leaving them in, he scratched at the singes on his

09-26-2002, 11:47 PM	#12
Enzo Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Seattle, Washington Posts: 342	... What are singes? Anyways, Shadowstrike bowed to Gletus Maxiums and told him he training was complete, so he was off to...

09-27-2002, 01:31 PM	#13
LikitaRenn Member Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: portland, oregon, usa Posts: 138	(singes being burns that aren't very bad...) burger king, because mcdonald's fries are nasty now, and besides that, everyone knows that you have to start a journey with french fries. after he finished eating, he finally decided to take his leave to...

09-27-2002, 11:10 PM	#14
Enzo Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Seattle, Washington Posts: 342	McDoanld's because you have to have a Butterfinger McFlurry before traveling to London. So on the concord, he scarfed his McFlurry down, got off the airplane..

09-28-2002, 01:20 AM	#15
Shao_Long Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: belfast, UK Posts: 505	And then suddenly a strange arab with a scraggly black beard entered the scene, yelling 'Allah akbar!!!' and...

09-28-2002, 08:29 AM	#16
The Vorpal Tribble Member Join Date: Apr 2002 Posts: 203	...with quick thinking, Shadowstrike reached around and with an upwards jerk, gave him the Heimlich Maneuver. The arab coughed once and a piece of chicken bone flew from his mouth. The scraggly bearded fellow turned to Shadowstrike and thanked him tearfully for the saving of his life and swore an oath that he would never leave the elf's side until he had had a chance to repay him. Shadowstrike...

09-28-2002, 01:11 PM	#17
Wenlin Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: TopMudSites Posts: 315	, with his new companion, went to the Volcano of...uh, Hot. Where the chaotic evil Drow mage\engineer was

09-28-2002, 06:19 PM	#18
Santrilla Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: Brighton, England Posts: 387	flame-grilling some burgers to sell to Burger King at extortionate prices. Shadowstrike had to stop this terrible crime, so he sent his arab companion to

09-29-2002, 01:15 PM	#19
Ruobhe Member Join Date: May 2002 Posts: 68	lawsuit the evil drow's arse because, the arab guy was also a respected lawyer.

09-29-2002, 03:20 PM	#20
Santrilla Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: Brighton, England Posts: 387	However, the drow had the entire cast of Ally Mcbeal behind him, and so he warded off the attacks of the Arab with little trouble. Shadowstrike, horrified, decided to try something else instead...

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09-29-2002, 04:39 PM	#21
Ingham Posts: n/a	... and challenged the not so nice drow to a game of Chess. Fortunatly...