Roleplaying and Storytelling

Enzo · 09-22-2002, 09:41 PM

I like doing the continuing stories, so I'm going to post one more. Anymore, and I stop completely. You want to add anything to that, send me an e-mail.

Once upon a time...

Santrilla · 09-23-2002, 02:38 PM

Surely you can never 'finish' a continuing story? Otherwise that'd spoil the fun. Nevertheless...

...there was a dark elf named Shadowstrike. Shadowstrike had been brought up as an assassin since he was 7, and was well trained in the arts of...

Enzo · 09-24-2002, 08:29 PM

Super Secretness Powers. These powers are only taught by the bums who live under the bridges in Seattle. The elve trained under one paticular bum named...

Santrilla · 09-25-2002, 11:51 AM

Gluteus Maximus, a Latin bum from Venice. Gluteus himself was too fat to be stealthy, but he relied on his invisibility potions to keep him unseen. But one day, he discovered with horror that...

LikitaRenn · 09-25-2002, 03:23 PM

due to his girth, the potions that he thought made him invisible couldn't spread to his whole body, so pieces of him still showed. (and the most embarrassing part that appearing to be simply floating about was his...

09-25-2002, 05:31 PM

... beer gut, which somehow burst into flames while...

(I couldn't resist!

Enzo · 09-25-2002, 10:38 PM

training Shadowstrike. Shadowstrike called the fire department and they immediately put out the fire with...

Wenlin · 09-26-2002, 01:03 AM

Gasoline? It actually DID put the fire out dispite the fact that gas is of course highly flammable, but it did leave the nasty side effect of

Santrilla · 09-26-2002, 02:22 AM

setting fire to everything else within a 10 metre radius. Shadowstrike screamed and leapt into the river to put himself out. But as he swam around, he discovered that

LikitaRenn · 09-26-2002, 07:28 PM

pirahnas are really not very nice creatures! He hopped back out of the water, plucking the devil fish from his...

Rivalyn · 09-26-2002, 11:29 PM

chastity belt, but then he thought about how great they felt down there. Leaving them in, he scratched at the singes on his

Enzo · 09-26-2002, 11:47 PM

... What are singes? Anyways, Shadowstrike bowed to Gletus Maxiums and told him he training was complete, so he was off to...

LikitaRenn · 09-27-2002, 01:31 PM

(singes being burns that aren't very bad...)

burger king, because mcdonald's fries are nasty now, and besides that, everyone knows that you have to start a journey with french fries. after he finished eating, he finally decided to take his leave to...

Enzo · 09-27-2002, 11:10 PM

McDoanld's because you have to have a Butterfinger McFlurry before traveling to London. So on the concord, he scarfed his McFlurry down, got off the airplane..

Shao_Long · 09-28-2002, 01:20 AM

And then suddenly a strange arab with a scraggly black beard entered the scene, yelling 'Allah akbar!!!' and...

The Vorpal Tribble · 09-28-2002, 08:29 AM

...with quick thinking, Shadowstrike reached around and with an upwards jerk, gave him the Heimlich Maneuver. The arab coughed once and a piece of chicken bone flew from his mouth. The scraggly bearded fellow turned to Shadowstrike and thanked him tearfully for the saving of his life and swore an oath that he would never leave the elf's side until he had had a chance to repay him. Shadowstrike...

Wenlin · 09-28-2002, 01:11 PM

, with his new companion, went to the Volcano of...uh, Hot. Where the chaotic evil Drow mage\engineer was

Santrilla · 09-28-2002, 06:19 PM

flame-grilling some burgers to sell to Burger King at extortionate prices. Shadowstrike had to stop this terrible crime, so he sent his arab companion to

Ruobhe · 09-29-2002, 01:15 PM

lawsuit the evil drow's arse because, the arab guy was also a respected lawyer.

Santrilla · 09-29-2002, 03:20 PM

However, the drow had the entire cast of Ally Mcbeal behind him, and so he warded off the attacks of the Arab with little trouble. Shadowstrike, horrified, decided to try something else instead...

09-29-2002, 04:39 PM

... and challenged the not so nice drow to a game of Chess. Fortunatly...

Santrilla · 10-01-2002, 04:58 PM

the drow had no fingers and couldn't move the pieces. Eventually he became so frustrated he screamed and leapt into the volcano, where he sprouted a new range of flame-grilled drow burgers at Burger King. Satisfied that his work was done, Shadowstrike...

Ruobhe · 10-03-2002, 11:06 AM

...walked down the volcano, surprisingly, the queen of england was there waiting for shadowstrike to knight him (courtesy of Burger King

)....

Santrilla · 10-03-2002, 04:07 PM

...but shadowstrike had a chronic fear of royalty and ran away screaming. He ran and he ran, and he didn't stop running until he reached the...

Ruobhe · 10-04-2002, 11:41 AM

forest of the boogiemen! when he stopped running he realized he was in deep ####, as he was searching for the way out he....

Santrilla · 10-04-2002, 03:21 PM

discovered a young boogieman crying in a clearing. He stopped and said "What is the matter, child?" In reply...

Enzo · 10-05-2002, 11:11 PM

the boogiechild stood up and yelled, "BOO" scaring the $4!^ out of Shadowstrike so he ran so more...

Wenlin · 10-06-2002, 01:11 AM

And then realized he dropped the only $4 he had! Not only that, but he dropped his spare exclamation point and strange arrow thing! He went to a very odd shop to beg (because his begging skill was very high) for money and another exclamation point and strange arrow thing. The old guy at the store...

(BTW, we should all meet up on Gamespy Arcade and play YARN)

The Vorpal Tribble · 10-06-2002, 02:16 AM

...said, "Let me tell you what... I'll let you take this ring of Unlimited Wishes off my hands. Be very careful though... it is VERY literal. For example, whatever you do, do NOT wish for it to make you a strawberry milkshake. Good luck." The old man with a curious glint in his eye then handed the ring to Shadowstrike and breathed a sigh of relief. Shadowstrike...

Santrilla · 10-06-2002, 05:18 PM

...was unfortunately a chronic sufferer of FCS, or Fatal Curiousity Syndrome. He summoned all the power of the ring and asked it to make him a strawberry milkshake. The ring glowed brightly for a moment and then...

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09-22-2002, 09:41 PM	#1
Enzo Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Seattle, Washington Posts: 342	I like doing the continuing stories, so I'm going to post one more. Anymore, and I stop completely. You want to add anything to that, send me an e-mail. Once upon a time...

09-23-2002, 02:38 PM	#2
Santrilla Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: Brighton, England Posts: 387	Surely you can never 'finish' a continuing story? Otherwise that'd spoil the fun. Nevertheless... ...there was a dark elf named Shadowstrike. Shadowstrike had been brought up as an assassin since he was 7, and was well trained in the arts of...

09-24-2002, 08:29 PM	#3
Enzo Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Seattle, Washington Posts: 342	Super Secretness Powers. These powers are only taught by the bums who live under the bridges in Seattle. The elve trained under one paticular bum named...

09-25-2002, 11:51 AM	#4
Santrilla Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: Brighton, England Posts: 387	Gluteus Maximus, a Latin bum from Venice. Gluteus himself was too fat to be stealthy, but he relied on his invisibility potions to keep him unseen. But one day, he discovered with horror that...

09-25-2002, 03:23 PM	#5
LikitaRenn Member Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: portland, oregon, usa Posts: 138	due to his girth, the potions that he thought made him invisible couldn't spread to his whole body, so pieces of him still showed. (and the most embarrassing part that appearing to be simply floating about was his...

09-25-2002, 05:31 PM	#6
Ingham Posts: n/a	... beer gut, which somehow burst into flames while... (I couldn't resist!

09-25-2002, 10:38 PM	#7
Enzo Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Seattle, Washington Posts: 342	training Shadowstrike. Shadowstrike called the fire department and they immediately put out the fire with...

09-26-2002, 01:03 AM	#8
Wenlin Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: TopMudSites Posts: 315	Gasoline? It actually DID put the fire out dispite the fact that gas is of course highly flammable, but it did leave the nasty side effect of

09-26-2002, 02:22 AM	#9
Santrilla Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: Brighton, England Posts: 387	setting fire to everything else within a 10 metre radius. Shadowstrike screamed and leapt into the river to put himself out. But as he swam around, he discovered that

09-26-2002, 07:28 PM	#10
LikitaRenn Member Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: portland, oregon, usa Posts: 138	pirahnas are really not very nice creatures! He hopped back out of the water, plucking the devil fish from his...

09-26-2002, 11:29 PM	#11
Rivalyn New Member Join Date: Sep 2002 Posts: 9	chastity belt, but then he thought about how great they felt down there. Leaving them in, he scratched at the singes on his

09-26-2002, 11:47 PM	#12
Enzo Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Seattle, Washington Posts: 342	... What are singes? Anyways, Shadowstrike bowed to Gletus Maxiums and told him he training was complete, so he was off to...

09-27-2002, 01:31 PM	#13
LikitaRenn Member Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: portland, oregon, usa Posts: 138	(singes being burns that aren't very bad...) burger king, because mcdonald's fries are nasty now, and besides that, everyone knows that you have to start a journey with french fries. after he finished eating, he finally decided to take his leave to...

09-27-2002, 11:10 PM	#14
Enzo Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Seattle, Washington Posts: 342	McDoanld's because you have to have a Butterfinger McFlurry before traveling to London. So on the concord, he scarfed his McFlurry down, got off the airplane..

09-28-2002, 01:20 AM	#15
Shao_Long Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: belfast, UK Posts: 505	And then suddenly a strange arab with a scraggly black beard entered the scene, yelling 'Allah akbar!!!' and...

09-28-2002, 08:29 AM	#16
The Vorpal Tribble Member Join Date: Apr 2002 Posts: 203	...with quick thinking, Shadowstrike reached around and with an upwards jerk, gave him the Heimlich Maneuver. The arab coughed once and a piece of chicken bone flew from his mouth. The scraggly bearded fellow turned to Shadowstrike and thanked him tearfully for the saving of his life and swore an oath that he would never leave the elf's side until he had had a chance to repay him. Shadowstrike...

09-28-2002, 01:11 PM	#17
Wenlin Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: TopMudSites Posts: 315	, with his new companion, went to the Volcano of...uh, Hot. Where the chaotic evil Drow mage\engineer was

09-28-2002, 06:19 PM	#18
Santrilla Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: Brighton, England Posts: 387	flame-grilling some burgers to sell to Burger King at extortionate prices. Shadowstrike had to stop this terrible crime, so he sent his arab companion to

09-29-2002, 01:15 PM	#19
Ruobhe Member Join Date: May 2002 Posts: 68	lawsuit the evil drow's arse because, the arab guy was also a respected lawyer.

09-29-2002, 03:20 PM	#20
Santrilla Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: Brighton, England Posts: 387	However, the drow had the entire cast of Ally Mcbeal behind him, and so he warded off the attacks of the Arab with little trouble. Shadowstrike, horrified, decided to try something else instead...

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The FINAL continuing Story

09-29-2002, 04:39 PM	#21
Ingham Posts: n/a	... and challenged the not so nice drow to a game of Chess. Fortunatly...

10-01-2002, 04:58 PM	#22
Santrilla Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: Brighton, England Posts: 387	the drow had no fingers and couldn't move the pieces. Eventually he became so frustrated he screamed and leapt into the volcano, where he sprouted a new range of flame-grilled drow burgers at Burger King. Satisfied that his work was done, Shadowstrike...

10-03-2002, 11:06 AM	#23
Ruobhe Member Join Date: May 2002 Posts: 68	...walked down the volcano, surprisingly, the queen of england was there waiting for shadowstrike to knight him (courtesy of Burger King )....

10-03-2002, 04:07 PM	#24
Santrilla Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: Brighton, England Posts: 387	...but shadowstrike had a chronic fear of royalty and ran away screaming. He ran and he ran, and he didn't stop running until he reached the...

10-04-2002, 11:41 AM	#25
Ruobhe Member Join Date: May 2002 Posts: 68	forest of the boogiemen! when he stopped running he realized he was in deep ####, as he was searching for the way out he....

10-04-2002, 03:21 PM	#26
Santrilla Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: Brighton, England Posts: 387	discovered a young boogieman crying in a clearing. He stopped and said "What is the matter, child?" In reply...

10-05-2002, 11:11 PM	#27
Enzo Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Seattle, Washington Posts: 342	the boogiechild stood up and yelled, "BOO" scaring the $4!^ out of Shadowstrike so he ran so more...

10-06-2002, 01:11 AM	#28
Wenlin Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: TopMudSites Posts: 315	And then realized he dropped the only $4 he had! Not only that, but he dropped his spare exclamation point and strange arrow thing! He went to a very odd shop to beg (because his begging skill was very high) for money and another exclamation point and strange arrow thing. The old guy at the store... (BTW, we should all meet up on Gamespy Arcade and play YARN)

10-06-2002, 02:16 AM	#29
The Vorpal Tribble Member Join Date: Apr 2002 Posts: 203	...said, "Let me tell you what... I'll let you take this ring of Unlimited Wishes off my hands. Be very careful though... it is VERY literal. For example, whatever you do, do NOT wish for it to make you a strawberry milkshake. Good luck." The old man with a curious glint in his eye then handed the ring to Shadowstrike and breathed a sigh of relief. Shadowstrike...

10-06-2002, 05:18 PM	#30
Santrilla Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: Brighton, England Posts: 387	...was unfortunately a chronic sufferer of FCS, or Fatal Curiousity Syndrome. He summoned all the power of the ring and asked it to make him a strawberry milkshake. The ring glowed brightly for a moment and then...