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Laul says, 'time to make a vain attempt at making money.'
Someone inquisitively raises an eyebrow at Laul.
Laul auctions 'one date with Laul, biddings starting at 100 silver.'
Laul says, 'i cant even afford a damn meat pie right now'
Laul says, 'i need to make some gold'
Laul chuckles politely.
Kia auctions '100 silver'
Jarek gives Laul some coins.
Laul auctions 'woo I hear 100 silver'
Jarek pats Laul on his head.
Jarek says, 'You are quite pathetic...heh'
Jarek says, 'im not trying to be mean but..you are'
Jarek says, 'you turned yerself into a male prostitute'
Kazad has arrived.
A Haflinger horse has arrived.
A calico cat has arrived.
Kazad sits down and rests.
You snicker softly.
Laul says, 'Male whore get it right'
Laul grins playfully.
Laul auctions 'going once!'
Jarek says, 'i tried to put it nicely'
Kazad asks Laul, 'What are you actioning?'
Laul says, 'a date with me'
Kazad shakes his head.
Laul chuckles politely.
Jarek says, 'auction something that will get people to bid, not scare them away'
Kazad says, 'Somebody is crazy enough to for it'
Laul auctions 'Going twice!'
Malaak auctions 'SELLING what ?'
Laul auctions 'last chance, a date with laul, its at 100 silver right now.'
Malaak auctions '*ROFL*'
Jarek auctions 'ill pay you 100 silver to stop. your scaring everyone away'
Laul auctions 'sooooooold! '
%%% Disconnected from server.
Malaak auctions 'LAUL !! Thats the last time you auction yourself again *GEEZ* we crash because of it*'
[Jahron]: Damn.
[Jahron]: I think it crashed because Laul almost got a date.
[Dionae]: lol
[Salja]: who took my crab
[The giant hermit crab]: I just wanted to go for a walk
Cinian tells you 'I'll sell my soul for a restore.'
[Dionae]: Hey.. according to Ezylie's idea.. I should be dead...
[Thomas]: sounds like a good idea.
[Dionae]: No, that's a bad idea!
[Thomas]: noooooo..i think it's good
Thomas tickles you - ho ho ho.
[Chade]: sleep in Lorc's bed he's your follower
Mikla question 'tell us where you are and maybe someone can give you directions. I promise my directions won't lead you into a demonic dimension. Really. Honest.'
Silvan gossips 'The realms are certainly lacking in destruction lately...something must be done!'
[Moeve]: it actually not possible for me to make death blow land more often
[Moeve]: as it is coded it should land 100% of the times
[Chade]: umm, ok, make it 1% chance and maybe it will work...:P
[Moeve]: ok what do you say to someone to challenge him to a duel
[Dionae]: You take a glove and slap him in the face
[Dionae]: :)
[Salja]: blah blah challenge blah blah honorable duel
[Salja]: yeah what she said
[Salja]: you remove your gauntlet and thwap them with it
[Dionae]: "You have insulted my honor!"
[Moeve]: yes but remember you are sending an emissary on horse he cant slap you
[Dionae]: Sure he can, and say "This is from soandso" *slap*
[Dionae]: So what are glory points good for?
[Salja]: buying junk
[Chade]: buying house extras
[Someone]: increasing heal rates, new rooms, more guards, etc
[Moeve]: making housed people feel good about having to deal with stephen
[Dionae]: hehe
[Chade]: no its the other way, stephen will be good to people or not have glory
[Dionae]: So does Tirome get extra points for having to deal with Stephen? :)
[Salja]: masochism does not get glory points
Laul gossips 'How does a pig get in a tree. they cant climb!'
You gossip 'They fly.'
Panzer gossips 'wow'
Wenlin quotes 'You get a pig in a tree from a colorful parrot. - they ride parrots'
Panzer gossips 'pigs fly'
Laul gossips 'I have never seen a pink pig with wings!'
You gossip 'That is because they're blue.'
Daeleath gossips 'Only on a MUD could you get beat up by a rabbit. . . ;p'
[Jahron]: I have a question... Why is Karathos under Riverdale?
[Dionae]: Because you aren't rich
[Jahron]: ...
[Dionae]: They bribed us to put them first
[Dionae]: Money runs the realms, my friend
[Jahron]: ...
[Jahron]: Never will I be tainted by GREED. FOOLS
[Jahron]: -Grin-
[Salja]: i have a magic goblin
[Salja]: i made him out of clay
[Salja]: i have a magic goblin
[Salja]: with goblin i shall play
Salja answers '
Salja answers 'do NOT make us go this far :)'
Leowyn answers 'alrighty I like everything there but urination and feminine Hygene'
Alaina answers 'im not asking for Realism! i hate it'
Salja answers 'but but but it's real!'
Alaina answers 'but i like the urinating part, i find it odd none of have to go drain the dragon'
You snicker softly.
Salja answers 'well i think there's a total of like... two toilets in the place'
Salja answers 'everyone else has to go squat in the woods and use leaves'
Salja is from the south, she can be vulgar like that
Leowyn answers 'actually for toliet paper I find that picture of Stephen Tirome work alot better.. or eagles :)'
Alaina answers 'Thats what the woods are for, you whip it out and go'
Alaina answers 'Find that nice tree, and water it.'
Ezylie answers 'I WANNA PMS!'
Leowyn answers 'rather see perhaps alignments added into the game first then PMS :wrinkles his nose:'
--> Remake: meat short A FLAMING BALL OF MEAT
You giggle.
Salja falls to the ground and rolls around laughing hysterically.
[Salja]: um
[Dionae]: Flaming ball of meat? :)
[Galdorf]: hell yeah!
[Dionae]: snicker
[Galdorf]: I was going to hurl it at Llywarch
[Galdorf]: Then decided not to
Salja snickers softly.
[Galdorf]: I guess I'll just eat it
[Dionae]: You should get a roasted something on a stick
[Salja]: might be wise
[Llywarch]: :P
[Galdorf]: Oh yeah, Llywarch can see this
[Galdorf]: Damn!
[Dionae]: lol
[Galdorf]: Wow, I must look like an ass.
[Salja]: well we knew that
[Dionae]: Galdorf is the new houseleader we make fun of :)
[Galdorf]: Oh yeah!
[Galdorf]: Gotta have something to do, heh
[Galdorf]: Hey, Llywarch
[Galdorf]: Check my desc
[Galdorf]: Tell me if you think it's gay
[Galdorf]: Salja thinks it's uber-stupid
[Galdorf]: I can do that, right?
[Galdorf]: It's just a meat pie
[Galdorf]: I handed him a flaming ball of meat
[Dionae]: Wouldn't that hurt?
[Galdorf]: lol
[Galdorf]: lol, he ate it
[Galdorf]: Thoras eats A FLAMING BALL OF MEAT.
[Salja]: night girlyman
[Galdorf]: Stop calling me girlyman.
[Galdorf]: Or else.
[Salja]: or else what?
[Salja]: i call jahron mr fluffles
[Salja]: and i call daehron buzzlebuns
[Salja]: the least you can do is be called girlyman
[Galdorf]: You may call me: "Supreme king of the almighty"
[Galdorf]: If you MUST have a nickname
[Salja]: I may call you girlyman
Salja snickers softly.
[Galdorf]: But, you won't
[Galdorf]: Because, I'm
[Salja]: oh, but i will
[Galdorf]: "Supreme king of the almighty"
[Salja]: and a girly one at that.
You say, 'And I can be the patron Ancient of kitty cats'
You snicker softly.
Salja rolls her eyes, disgusted.
Salja says, 'walwainr asked me how to worship me'
Salja giggles.
You snicker softly.
Salja asks, 'Why am I the one who gets all the worshippers?'
You ponder the question.
You ask, 'The power of the eggplant?'
Salja giggles.
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