I know a guy who tipped cows. I never lived close enough to cows to get to tip them when I was a kid. All the cow tippers seemed to live in St. Cloud or Kissimmee - home of the Silver Spurs Rodeo. And I can't blame them. There's not much else to do around there, except Disney World - and it's much cheaper and less likely to result in criminal charges if you push a cow over, as opposed to giving Mickey a shove.
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