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Join Date: Apr 2002
Location: belfast, UK
Posts: 505
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(sorry if those seem a little rude or something... we playerkillers are mean people =( also i don't know why, but the word h-e-l-l is widely used in the following logs, but it was replaced with ****'s :p )
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Talking about names...
You say 'Tinildur.'
Tinildur says 'very homoerotic'
You seem to be in an agreeable mood.
You say 'At least you have the guts to admit it..'
Poromenos openly traffics: selling lev2 half-orc thief with crappy stast
Poromenos openly traffics: male
Poromenos openly traffics: called Gheyseks
You are now ignoring Gheyseks.
You no longer ignore Gheyseks.
You openly traffic: haha it exists
(it got deleted a few minutes after, though)
Daskwhore: Nivek, please help me out here. I can't find my corpse.
Nivek: Ok ok I will give you a hint....
Nivek: Its somewhere in the Realms
Artem: rename him to daskbitch, and then silence him if he tries to avtalk, since it would be profane
Someone: If it's profane, why are you saying it?
Trembyl: He wishes to be spanked.
Trembyl arrives from a puff of smoke.
Trembyl spanks you playfully. OUCH!
Trembyl disappears in a cloud of swirling colors.
Someone: Trembyl spanks Artem playfully.
Trembyl: I refuse to admit anything just happened.
Artem: yes i agree, trembyl
Trembyl: Someone is making things up.
(daskwhore wasn't original name, of course.. guy got pcrenamed by some imm with a rather ... delicate sense of humour)
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Education
Vhadriku wars 'i care, really'
You war 'i do, too'
Vhadriku wars 'at least i'm getting a high-school education'
You war 'wow'
You war 'go brad! you are my hero now'
Vhadriku wars 'thanks'
Vhadriku wars 'i'm glad i can help'
You war 'my dog would beat your dog up tho'
Stradi wars 'how are you gonna use your high school education?'
You war 'he'll be a godly CODER on rod!'
Vhadriku wars 'no, i actually have a life, and can stop rod, to get a high-school education'
Stradi wars 'then stop it?'
Stradi wars 'who can't?'
You war 'rofl brad'
You war 'are you really THAT dumb?:('
Vhadriku wars 'no, because i play here for fun, after i do school'
You war 'you care why I play here?'
Faceripper wars 'I care'
You war 'harhar'
You war 'Thanks, Ripper'
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Money
Amante says 'you have the money to go to an internet cafe, that means you can't be a moron in real life'
Amante says 'so take the real life you and bring him to realms'
You say 'oh i sit here for free'
You say 'so nyah'
Amante wonders 'so you're saying that you're a wad in real life too?'
You chortle gleefuly.
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Arena
The guardian of the games yells 'Ganzou has entered the arena!'
Ganzou says 'where is he'
You say ':p'
You say 'he is scared'
Ganzou says ':<'
Shaolong: lutemanii
Lutemaneii: Shaolong
Shaolong: you have challenged me to an arena battle
Shaolong: why i do not see you here, then ?
Lutemaneii: Whoops, I totally frogot
Lutemaneii: I went to the wrong arena
Shaolong: come here and get what you deserve now, lutemaneii
Lutemaneii: I don't want to!
Shaolong: be careful with your words next time, heathen
Lutemaneii: I know how this ends
Lutemaneii: I'll fight you if you don't wield any weapons
Shaolong: ok
You stop using Abhorrence, the lance of Dread.
You stop using Carnage, the scythe of Dread.
Shaolong: You stop using Abhorrence, the lance of Dread. You stop using Carnage, the scythe of Dread.
Lutemaneii: Coming
You say 'he never said anything about you, huh :p'
Ganzou says ':<'
The guardian of the games yells 'Lutemaneii has entered the arena!'
:Shao: 1234/1412 -851 491 HY S . ???
You yell 'Help! I am being attacked by Lutemaneii!'
Lutemaneii's pierce rips you!
:Shao: 1160/1412 S * Lutemaneii = slightly scratched *
Lutemaneii's pierce rips you!
You wound Lutemaneii!
You wound Lutemaneii!
:Shao: 1084/1412 S * Lutemaneii = few bruises * q heal satchel
gouge
You take a heal potion from a satchel of dark demon flesh.
You quaff a heal potion.
A warm feeling fills your body.
:Shao: 1184/1412 S || * Lutemaneii = few bruises * q heal satchel
Lutemaneii's gouge brushes you.
You can't see a thing!
:Shao: 1158/1412 S | * Someone = you're blind! * gouge
You do not have that item.
:Shao: 1158/1412 S * Someone = you're blind! *
Your gouge misses Lutemaneii.
:Shao: 1158/1412 S || * Someone = you're blind! *
Someone yells 'Help! I am being attacked by Ganzou!'
Someone's pierce hacks someone!
Someone's blast decimates someone!
Someone's pierce mauls someone!
:Shao: 1158/1412 S | * Someone = you're blind! *
Someone's circle _demolishes_ you!
Someone's blast decimates someone!
Someone's pierce lacerates you!
You hit someone!
You jar someone!
:Shao: 824/1412 S | * Someone = you're blind! *
Someone's circle MUTILATES someone!
Someone fades into existence.
Someone's blast _devastates_ someone!
Someone is DEAD!!
Someone is zapped by something.
Someone is zapped by something.
Someone is zapped by something.
Someone is zapped by something.
( HONOUR ): Ganzou defeats Lutemaneii in honourable combat in Forested Strongholds.
Someone catches his guts in his hands as they pour through his fatal wound!
Someone yells 'Lutemaneii has fallen to the ground!'
:Shao: 824/1412 -851 490 Y S . ??? snick
You snicker softly.
Lutemaneii: HEY
Genge: Caps are fun.
Lutemaneii: That was not part of the bargain!
Shaolong: you never said anything about Ganzou's weapons, have you?
You giggle.
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Cereals
You openly traffic: 0v3rcl0ck yu0r BR3AKFA5T!!!11!! M4D3 W/ a shiatload of SUG4R!!!11! R0X0R OMG!!111 OATMeAL IS TEH SUX!!!111 EAT L33T!!11
You openly traffic: Contact me for details.
Raiden openly traffics: haha
The gods have barred your voice from channels!
The immortals are not pleased with your actions.
You shall remain silenced for 5 days.
... Few days later
You openly traffic: 0v3rcl0ck yu0r BR3AKFA5T!!!11!! M4D3 W/ a shiatload of SUG4R!!!11! R0X0R OMG!!111 OATMeAL IS TEH SUX!!!111 EAT L33T!!11
You openly traffic: send tells for details.
Someone tells you '!'
Romani openly traffics: Ick.. lets not do that again
Tarqal openly traffics: oatmeal does not suck!
Darshanin openly traffics: Tade, don't be a dork
You openly traffic: how can i be not-dork if i am called one 100 times a day?
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Invicibility
Yoqh: i am invincible now, yesterday i definitely wasnt :<
Kerstin: pools......
Moonbeam: keep back peddling
Yoqh: however
Yoqh: i want to say "ha ha ha"
Someone has restored you.
Someone's backstab **** SMITES **** you!
..Everything begins to fade to black.
Yoqh: oh
Asaff says 'haha'
Yoqh: #### i knew i shouldnt remove my invincibility
Asaff: (50) Yoqh defeated by (62) Kali ... Forested Strongholds
LVL Character LVL Character
(50) Asaff defeated by (50) (Unclanned) Fatemyl ... New Darkhaven
(50) Farres defeated by (50) (Surreptus) Eltecia ... The Umbrageous Ruins
(50) Asaff defeated by (50) (Surreptus) Eltecia ... New Darkhaven
(50) Kededribaen defeated by (50) (Surreptus) Ubasolak ... The Umbrageous Ruins
(50) Yoqh defeated by (50) (Surreptus) Ubasolak ... The Umbrageous Ruins
(50) Yoqh defeated by (62) Kali ... Forested Strongholds
Someone: So, let me guess, NOW your invicibility starts?
Yoqh: i had it removed :<
Yoqh: for repairs and stuff
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Lord Murak
You war 'MURAK'
Tarqal wars 'die'
You war 'Never.'
Tarqal wars 'lest I slap you with a tuna'
You war 'DO NOT be MEAN to newbiES'
Tarqal wars 'rot in ####!'
You war 'dieididiieiiede'
You war 'BASTARD'
Tarqal wars 'thank you'
Tarqal wars 'I never knew my father'
You war 'Lawyer DOG'
You war 'Meathead!'
Tarqal wars 'not really'
You war 'Yes really!'
You war 'Your "brain" is gelatin!'
Tarqal wars 'actually swiss cheese from all the meth I've snorted'
You war 'NO ITS GELATIN'
Tarqal wars 'and I'm missing part of the cartalige in my nose'
Tarqal wars 'do you know what it's like to see the world die?'
You war 'No but I want to'
You war 'I WANT YOU ALL TO DIE'
Tarqal wars 'trust me you don't, it sucks. To watch everything that matters shrivel up and blow away with the dust'
You war 'hmm'
You war 'what matters'
You war 'DIE NOTHING MATTERS'
Salan wars 'can you stop shouting Murak'
Tarqal wars 'silence newb'
You war 'I am Murak, I am your GOD'
Tarqal wars 'do you know about the coming of the symbiotic equinox?'
You war 'Yes Tarqal'
Tarqal wars 'Tell me, what frequency are the men in the black hats broadcasting on'
You war 'Die Pigdogs'
Crysta wars 'you should be violent and fight this out'
You war 'I am your GOD don't you understand yet?'
Salan wars 'if you are a god why are you lvl 2'
You war 'Because I am GODLY'
Tarqal wars 'god moves in mysterious ways'
Tarqal wars 'heathen'
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Mike
Mike: The gods have restored your voice.
Excane: Sweetness.
Futhark: have mercy
Rialian: mikey! getting in trouble again
Mike: always
Mike: uh
Mike: sykan is fat
Sykan: i ate to many mcnublets
Mike: Hello WORLD!
Mike: ?
Rialian: keri! ^^
Kerianne: hiyas
Mike: how r u
Knivel: lo
Mike: I'M A WHORE!!!1
Mike: er xchan
Kerianne: lol
Sykan: hmm
Dolerhyde: we all know that mike
Sykan: keep it to guild please
Catrynia: hehee
Lehi: #### HIM PLEASE!!
Mike: hey stfu :(
Rialian: lol dole
Mike: i meant to say that to uh, sykan
Mike: but sykan's a whore
Lehi: so is his mom.
Sykan: mike you ho
Ilsensine: Keep the whoring to tells please
Mike: k
Mike: sykan gets around
Mike: he's actually a grrl
Sykan: he is mike from the block.........and makes his way around it
Mike: i saw her picture
Mike: sykan is a grrl like avril lavigne
Dolerhyde: she wasn't good looking though
Kate: Ooo la la
Sykan: mike has boobs like pamela =(
Mike: she's okay
Mike: that's why she plays a male char
Sycoraxe: he seduced me, and took my ps2
Mike: cuz she's a lesbian
Sycoraxe: i mean she
Lehi: for a crack whore...
Mike: ya sykan is a crackwhore
Sykan: yum.......
Shadrack: enough now
You disappear into the void.
To escape Limbo, type a command or say "return" ...
Mike: lol
Mike: #### me plz
Sycoraxe: hey man watch the lang
Shaolong: mike is here?
Mike: hurr
Sycoraxe: to save the day
Mike: and i got my voice back
Shaolong: i hear you
Dolerhyde: his eyes must be blurry again from CS
Lehi: for a little while...
Mike: ya
Mike: and there were hax0rs
Mike: and i didn't have admin
Dolerhyde: the nerve of some people
Shaolong: hey miek dont brag, i just won x4 a row in warc3
Sycoraxe: he didnt brag u r
Shaolong: err die mr. lee
Sycoraxe: :)
Mike: die uh
Shaolong: k? thx
Mike: wtf is ur name?
Sycoraxe: artimus
Shaolong: it is HIDDEN
Mike: artimus (inserthomosexuallastnamehurr)
Shaolong: lies
Sykan: arty!?!?
Shaolong: lies
Shaolong: pigz
Sykan: lehi has something important to say
Sykan: with you all
Mike: i'll say it for him
Sycoraxe: lehi is the catalyst
Mike: he wants you all to know that he enjoys goats
Sycoraxe: who hates goa now
Mike: i <3 goa
Shaolong: i <3 goa now
Sycoraxe: bc of how we r represnting
Shaolong: i must level Mudak
Mike: lolz0r
Dolerhyde: we all <3 GoA
Mike: lord mudak
Shaolong: yes
Shaolong: brother of Lord Murak
Mike: oh
Mike: what class/race/sex?
Shaolong: uh nfc what race, malez0r AUG
Shaolong: its like steyr
Shaolong: aug
Mike: roflz0r
Mike: steyr pwnz
Sycoraxe: my steyer autoed
Mike: aw sux0r
Sycoraxe: omg so did deagle
Sykan: shao, create an auggie?
Shaolong: i have one
Sycoraxe: marc paid me 10m for level 2 deagle:p
Mike: well its called nighthawk now :(
Sykan: join, be cool
Shaolong: nod
Shaolong: level mudak 4 me, syk
Sykan: no
Shaolong: frown, whats min level 4 u:<
Mike: like 15
Shaolong: omfg
Mike: b lvl 15 nub
Mike: and we heart u
Shaolong: i cant level
Mike: omg
Mike: sykan is rubbing
Shaolong: what what what?
Shaolong: omg
Sykan: omg
Mike: Sykan starts to rub a strange sticky white fluffy substance on you...
Dabo openly traffics: Raffling characters. Check bio for details.
Mike: its sticky
Sykan: mike got a facial
Mike: i'm 50cent
Mike: i got "shot" in the face
Mike: wherr r le rpers 2day
Mike: i feel like rping
Dolerhyde: u shoulda seen us rp in lounge last night mike
Mike: now that i got "shot" in the face
Daneloxe: Orc smash u
Mike: well i was not on last nite
Dolerhyde: we found the stupidest most dense person in RoD last night
Dolerhyde: and its not shao!
Shaolong: stfu
Shaolong: k?
Shaolong: thx
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PK fags
You war 'lets pk fags=('
The gods have barred your voice from channels!
The immortals are not pleased with your actions.
You shall remain silenced for 1 hour.
Shaolong: i was silenced on my deadly:(
Mike: har har
Shaolong: for saying the f word,
Shaolong: (the one that ends in g)
Shaolong: (which jordan uses 10 times a minute)
Mike: har har
Mike: favoratismsimsm
Faceripper: But you are heinous and irritating, Shaolong.
Mike: pwnt
Thalasian: I can silence you on Shao just for fun too, for a week if you like
Shaolong: I bet you can
You tell Mike 'imagine'
You tell Mike 'i said, 'lets pk fags=(''
Mike tells you 'do it!'
You tell Mike 'and he silenced me=('
You tell Mike 'i did!'
You tell Mike 'on freaking war;('
Mike tells you 'i'll do it'
Mike tells you 'over avchat'
You tell Mike ':p'
Mike tells you 'watchz0rz'
You tell Mike 'ok:P'
Mike: lets pk fag0z
Futhark: indeed
Shaolong: yes, let us
Thalasian: For the love of..
You tell Mike 'did it work?:p'
That player is silenced. They will receive your message, but can not respond.
You tell Mike 'hilarious'
That player is silenced. They will receive your message, but can not respond.
You tell Mike 'oh'
That player is silenced. They will receive your message, but can not respond.
You tell Mike 'hilarious indeed'
That player is silenced. They will receive your message, but can not respond.
You tell Mike 'i make a log now'
several days later...
Mike: OMG LOL!!
Mike: shaolong
Shaolong: yes?
Mike: i can't belive you logged that time
Shaolong: which time?
Mike: when i said "lets pk fagz0rz"
Mike: over avchat
Shaolong: oh
<1447/1447hp -145An S 494/500wgt> -- New Darkhaven -- av smile
Shaolong: smile
who imm
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:) Conran. (Ascendere) [Head of Code Council]
Demi Goddess Darshanin Vancour. (Dragonslayer) [Head of Quest Council]
2 players.
Shaolong: why you can't believe it?
Mike: bcuz i got silenced 4 it
Shaolong: nod, so?
Mike: LOL?!?!?!?!
Shaolong: yes
Shaolong: this is the funniest part about it
Mike: rgr
Mike: apparently some imms aren't fag0rz
Mike: and they aren't offended
Shaolong: should i add these last lines to that log?
Mike: sure
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Roleplay
Morbol wars 'We roleplayed at the Lounge once'
You war 'excordis hq is good for rp'
Morbol wars 'Hail Sir Nashlin, how dost thou fare on this fine morrow?!?!'
Nashlin wars 'goddamit, wartalk!!!!!!'
Nashlin wars 'fuq vous, i like butts and i cant deny!'
Nashlin wars 'ooc'
You war 'ooc: who do you rp for, morbol?'
Morbol wars 'ooc good job'
You war 'ooc: i am robo-zombie'
Morbol wars 'ooc I rp for the uh, giths'
Morbol wars 'ooc or whatever race Morbol is'
Nashlin wars 'rp session is over'
Nashlin wars 'has ended'
You war 'no way'
Nashlin wars 'i'm terrible at this'
Melinko wars 'I WANT TO RP'
Morbol wars 'It's okay'
You war '*Robo-Zombie-X-ecutioner walks in, and says: I am Terminator four, fall to your knees or I shall terminate you*'
Morbol wars 'Keep trying'
Nashlin wars 'guys, i dont think i can do it'
Morbol wars 'I believe in you'
You war 'hey stop spamming, just do like i do'
Nashlin wars 'OK morbol, i will give it the bets shot that i can!!'
Melinko wars 'hi'
Melinko wars 'pkc members'
Morbol wars 'Oh yeah, robozombie!'
You war 'yes'
You war 'I shall terminate if you do not fall to your knees.'
Morbol wars 'Well, I have the THRASHING SKATEBOARD OF SALVATION'
Morbol wars 'which means your ass is grass, yo'
Nashlin wars 'I am Princess Nashlina, Warrior Amazonnesss of the High Seas over at your local McDonald's'
You war 'O-M-G, - the Robo Zombie says, - Alert, I am under attack. *A squad of heavy bombers kicks in, and drops a megabomb on Morbol*'
Morbol wars 'huzzah'
Morbol wars 'stfu robozombie, ur days are over!!!! lol'
Nashlin wars 'from now on, to address me you must my complete title'
Morbol wars 'I will call you Honeypot'
You war 'Princess Nashlina, Warrior Amazonnesss of the High Seas over at your local McDonald's, - says Robo Zombie, - fall to your f'ing knees or I shall break your head into pieces!'
You war 'ooc: btw morbol, what did you do with the megabomb'
Morbol wars '*delivers a totally XTREME punch to Robozombie's roxor chip*'
Morbol wars 'it missed'
Nashlin wars 'oh'
Nashlin wars 'down, forward, punch'
You war 'oh ok. *Grabs Morbol's hand with his XTERINATORZ mk 7-2DA45H, and breaks his bones*'
Nashlin wars '?'
You war 'yes, i've made a fatality'
You war '(ooc)'
Nashlin wars 'what the ####'
Nashlin wars 'i thought we were rping'
Morbol wars 'forward, down, forward, punch'
Morbol wars 'DRAGON PUNCHJ'
You war 'ooc - hold down for 3 seconds, kick'
Morbol wars 'You totally got your ass rocked'
Nashlin wars 'he has his ass cocked'
Morbol wars 'by my karate moves'
Melinko wars 'IC kicks you in the nads'
You war 'no, i did that flying bycickle kick thing, you are dead'
Nashlin wars 'double penetration'
Morbol wars 'back back forward kick'
Morbol wars 'I did that flying move thing'
Nashlin wars 'this is too intense!!!!!!!'
Stradi wars 'IC: GETS DOWN HIS BIG DICK AND STARTS MESSING WITH YOUR ASSES'
You war 'IC: activates mega-zombie power devastator shield, which breaks you into tiny bloody pieces'
Morbol wars 'that totally sucks and everyone always gets you killed'
Mumra wars 'Easy on the language there.'
Melinko wars 'IC: CHOPS YOUR PENISES OFF'
Stradi wars 'oh sorry didnt notice an imm was on'
Nashlin wars 'mumra was waiting this whole to say that'
Morbol wars 'I always notice'
You war 'ooc: melinko, you are broken into tiny bloody pieces'
You war 'you cant chop anything'
Morbol wars 'ooc: penis and all'
Melinko wars 'on'
Nashlin wars 'what is this'
Melinko wars 'oh even'
Morbol wars 'but I have come back in xtreme spirit form'
Nashlin wars 'softcore gay erotica?'
Morbol wars 'There is no softcore gay erotica as far as I'm concerned'
Morbol wars 'it's rough, fast, and oily'
You war 'ooc: ok in the room we now have: ROBO ZOMBIE, and Morbol's spirit, and also a lot of bloody pieces'
Tarqal wars 'with bdsm thrown in!'
Tarqal wars 'or whatever'
You war 'there should be no porn, there might be minors here!'
Morbol wars 'I do the super freeze move'
Melinko: which is?
Tarqal wars 'are you like SUB ZERO?'
Morbol wars 'then I pick up a leg and smash you with it'
Morbol wars 'I'm like Smoke'
Tarqal wars 'ahh'
Nashlin wars 'you smoke da man meat'
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Morbol wars 'zinged'
You war 'one of Robo-Zombies limb's falls of, and explodes, killing the Morbol's Spirit'
Morbol wars 'I am a spirit'
Melinko wars 'thats nothing compared to the way the sage of the mountain used to be'
Morbol wars 'explosions are like a tickle'
You war 'you are dead spirit now'
You war 'it was a robo zombie power explosion'
Melinko wars 'xchan?'
Nashlin wars 'this is terrible'
Morbol wars 'but I have the power of Jesus'
You war 'so what'
Tarqal wars 'oh no!'
Tarqal wars '#### christians'
Morbol wars 'so like'
You war 'jesus was crucified anyway'
Nashlin wars 'Jesus has no authority here!!'
Morbol wars 'I have made wine'
Tarqal wars 'can you clothe the ugly?'
You war 'i have that talisman from dh, i can create wine any time'
Morbol wars '*JESUS runs along the water, and when robozombie chases him he drowns*'
Morbol wars 'winner = Jesus'
You war 'no, i cant drown'
Morbol wars 'your wires and crap get wet'
Morbol wars 'and you die'
You war 'i am robo zombie, i am invincible'
Morbol wars 'game over'
You war 'no'
You war 'i am made of plastic'
Nashlin wars 'Continue?'
You war 'i cant die'
Nashlin wars 'this is dumb'
Morbol wars 'you must contribute Amazoness Nashlina'
You war 'agr morb'
Nashlin wars 'this rp thing has gone far longer than it should have'
Morbol wars 'I could do it for months'
Stradi wars 'make brad rp'
You war 'hey do you not enjoy it?'
You war 'yes, why brad isnt rping'
You war 'robo zombie got out of the water and smashed false-jesus-morbol on his face, what now'
Morbol wars 'I ask my dad to come'
Morbol wars 'and he rocks your face off'
You war 'hey i am robo zombie, i have no face, you failed'
Tarqal wars 'skull-buggery?'
Melinko wars 'robo zombie rusts and can't move'
You war 'mel, i am made of plastic'
Morbol wars 'indeed, and his wires and crap short out'
You war 'i cant rust'
Morbol wars 'oh you are one of those useless plastic robots'
Morbol wars 'so I just push you over and you die'
You war 'i am very useful'
You war 'i can make you die'
Tarqal wars 'use a crack pipe lighter (mini torch) and melt him'
Morbol wars 'useful like a fat person'
You war 'besides, i have just called air support and earth was blown into bits by antimatter bombs'
You war 'so you have all died, only i live because i am a robo zombie'
Melinko wars 'bye fags'
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