One day you're going to be stuck without a shotgun, and when what will you do, Matt? I can't imagine you learning to use any other weapon!
If you would like politically correct; I respectfully submit that the majority of the corporation and attached community known as "Iron Realms Entertainment" may, upon detailed investigation, reveal itself to in fact suck so much that there is a distinct danger of it inverting the quantum fabric of the universe, turning itself into a massive black hole singularity which will further cause the destruction of all known matter.
Except me. I own.
Seriously, though, well done to the Earth Eternal team. I know how hard you guys have worked (I'm pretty sure Chris Kohnert and sleep parted ways some time ago and have yet to have their tearful reunion). I hope you're plenty successful, and find deep and meaningful spirituality, and therefore decide to transfer all your material possessions to me.
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