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Old 07-05-2002, 10:06 PM   #65
Wenlin
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Soldiers, commence quoting...NOW!

Aerusyne thrusts her sword into the air, screams 'I have the POWER!', and morphs into She-Ra!

Diputs quotes 'Too bad you can't buy a voodoo globe so that you could make the earth spin real fast and freak everybody out.'

Lional quotes 'This object requires a brain to use.'

Diputs quotes 'Dad always thought laughter was the best medicine, which I guess
is why several of us died of tuberculosis.'

Diputs quotes 'As I bit into the nectarine, it had a crisp juiciness about it
that was very pleasurable - until I realized it wasn't a nectarine at all,
but A HUMAN HEAD!!'

Calvin quotes 'How in gods name do you not notice?'

Aval quotes 'Oooo, Buffalo testicles! *crunch*'

Timbo quotes 'I guess my fear of clowns started when one killed my dad.'

Diputs quotes 'When you die, if you get a choice between going to regular
heaven or pie heaven, choose pie heaven. It might be a trick, but if it's
not, mmmmmmm, boy.'

Timbo quotes 'A good way to threaten somebody is to light a stick of dynamite.
Then you call the guy and hold the burning fuse up to the phone. "Hear that?"
you say. "That's dynamite baby."'

Timbo quotes 'I wish I had a Kryptonite cross, becuase than you could keep both
Dracula AND Superman away.'
Elisonal gossips 'but why on earth would you want to keep superman away?'
Someone says, 'Cause he's gay'

Chastity quotes 'I've got a theory, it could be bunnies!'

Dorrin quotes 'Neia slowly hops into Kordadar's mouth.'
Laul quotes 'Try to eat neia like i did'

You say to Toran, 'don't bother timbo just because he can't count'
You say to Toran, 'I can't count either, 1 2 3'
Timbo says, 'See im not the only one.'

Diputs question 'Hey guys, what's the "Gayest" class? Like, if one class were gay, which one would it be?'
Domtar gossips 'Depends, what class are you Diputs?'
Diputs answers 'Warrior, gotcha. Thanks, Domtar.'

Kalidore question 'what do you where on your elbow'
Dorrin answers 'elbowpads'
Kogroth says oocly, 'did you know that it is impossible to lick your elbow'

Toran quests 'I like to sniff them when I pick them up..'
Toran quests 'mischan'

Nash auctions 'one way romantic cruise to the Methane Labs! Come one come all!'
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