Ahhh... I see the screw-up fairy has visited us again.
Dragons are hot lovers.
Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons... for you are crunchy and good with ketchup.
I believe in dragons, good men, and other fantasy creatures.
If we aren't supposed to eat humans, why are they made of meat?
It's a druid thing.
Druids go home, your forests need you.
Remember, pillage first... then burn!
Well, this day was a total waste of mana!
Your village called... their idiot is missing.
(Ones I've seen, or seen and improvised on to sound more muddish)
Serpentia, Underlord of Destruction
from Adventures Unlimited.
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