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Jenred · 01-12-2003, 10:22 PM

You might be a twink if you cant spell out words, and a common sentence consists of no more then 4 letters and maybe a handful of numbers.

You might be a twink if the people you talk to constantly have to ask if your ASKING or STATING something due to your lack of punctuation.

You might be a twink if your level 1 and slapping PKillers around, just because they cant retaliate.

You might be a twink if a long emote for you is 'So and so nods.'

You might be a twink if your name is a phrase, backwards or forewards, doesnt matter. (i.e Super Killer, Grea Twarrior, etc.)

You might be a twink if you wont VOTE for your mud without getting a reward. (special items etc.- promotion of the mud you play doesnt seem to be enough anymore)

You might be a twink if you use identifier tags on every global and communication form- (i.e. Twink says- >>>TWINK5000!!!<<< hello?)

You might be a twink if you use this statement in reference to the implementor- The Implementor doesnt know his a$$ from a golfhole. (And then get angry when your smoten.)

You might be a twink if you name yourself Mota, then ask people for donations.

You might be a twink if you name yourself Atom, thinking Mota backwards is okay, but dont realize its also like a nuclear atom, etc.

You might be a twink if you use an IN-character global channel OOCLY to correct someone for their OOC-use of it. (LEARN WHAT TELLS ARE)

You might be a twink if you have a weapon restringed/named to a light-saber. (Depends on the mud in some cases.)

You might be a twink if you restring/name a weapon into 'Your wang' then constantly point out how you land a critical/perfect strike on someone with your wang. (Word varies)

You might be a twink if you put what your character is wearing in your description, as a reason for justifying wearing stuff that is good to your stats, but your character wouldnt wear.

You might be a twink if you ask to be an Admin after playing the mud for 5 minutes, then call all these people you dont know stupid because you were denied.

Thats all for now.

01-12-2003, 10:22 PM	#12
Jenred Member Join Date: Jun 2002 Posts: 55	You might be a twink if you cant spell out words, and a common sentence consists of no more then 4 letters and maybe a handful of numbers. You might be a twink if the people you talk to constantly have to ask if your ASKING or STATING something due to your lack of punctuation. You might be a twink if your level 1 and slapping PKillers around, just because they cant retaliate. You might be a twink if a long emote for you is 'So and so nods.' You might be a twink if your name is a phrase, backwards or forewards, doesnt matter. (i.e Super Killer, Grea Twarrior, etc.) You might be a twink if you wont VOTE for your mud without getting a reward. (special items etc.- promotion of the mud you play doesnt seem to be enough anymore) You might be a twink if you use identifier tags on every global and communication form- (i.e. Twink says- >>>TWINK5000!!!<<< hello?) You might be a twink if you use this statement in reference to the implementor- The Implementor doesnt know his a$$ from a golfhole. (And then get angry when your smoten.) You might be a twink if you name yourself Mota, then ask people for donations. You might be a twink if you name yourself Atom, thinking Mota backwards is okay, but dont realize its also like a nuclear atom, etc. You might be a twink if you use an IN-character global channel OOCLY to correct someone for their OOC-use of it. (LEARN WHAT TELLS ARE) You might be a twink if you have a weapon restringed/named to a light-saber. (Depends on the mud in some cases.) You might be a twink if you restring/name a weapon into 'Your wang' then constantly point out how you land a critical/perfect strike on someone with your wang. (Word varies) You might be a twink if you put what your character is wearing in your description, as a reason for justifying wearing stuff that is good to your stats, but your character wouldnt wear. You might be a twink if you ask to be an Admin after playing the mud for 5 minutes, then call all these people you dont know stupid because you were denied. Thats all for now.