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Alright, I've got a few more than usual; 3 instead of 2, starting off with my favorite desc in the whole wide world! Boon's "drake"(obvious misspelling of dragon)
A great pale blue drake stands here its face twisted into a hiddious
grin, its pristine white teeth feet long. A top its head is a mane of
flowing white hair. About its fore-claws ice gathers clinging like
rim-frost to its arm length talons. Dark sapphire blue eyes glare out from
beneath its ancient brow. Standing some forty feet tall in cows all that
come into its pressence. A faint glacial mist flows from its terrifing
vissage leaving whore-frost where it touches the walls.
A cold drake is in excellent condition.
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Daehron question 'Why did the chicken cross scarlet street?'
Jobe answers 'to get away from Daehron '
Daehron question 'why isn't wenlin trading me his blue rune shard!?'
Someone answers 'Why is wenlin still alive'
Conner question 'Are players encouraged to produce their own quests?'
You answer 'no! It gets them kicked out of houses!'
Someone answers 'and then laughed at by their peers'
You question 'Where's the ooc channel?'
Someone answers 'in Terloch's briefcase.'
Bedwyr says, 'Then, and only then, will this wrong be righted, will this
horrible offense to the populous of stonegate be fixed'
Bedwyr says, 'I personally have seen many villagers murdered before my eyes
and no one did anything about it'
(ok, those 2 aren't funny in themselves, but something was up with his macros and he kept saying them over and over again, and since its such an odd thing to say, and it was at a completely inappropriate time, I just had to keep them.)
[Wenlin]: Salja didn't give me something I could do
[Wenlin]: and now she's "not going to be back till Sunday"
[Someone]: she is at her neice's birthday
[Someone]: turning 1
[Wenlin]: dang, I didn't think Salja was that young
[Someone]: yeah.
[Someone]: she's good at that
You ask, 'dude, you're still here?'
Xaneros asks, 'Still where?'
You say, 'kitty storage'
Xaneros says, 'I think so.'
Xaneros asks, 'How can I tell?'
You say, 'by looking'
Xaneros asks, 'What is the command?'
You say, 'look'
Xaneros says, 'Oh.'
Xaneros says, 'I am.'
You say, 'I left you stranded in here for an hour'
Xaneros asks, 'Thank you?'
Timbo says, 'I got alot of beef.'
Timbo flexes his muscles...what a stud!!?!
Jobe says 'My name is Jobe, I am a actor hailing from Quessa'
Jobe says, 'I aspire to be a prostitute'
Aval says, 'My name is Aval, I am a mongoose hailing from Shatiras'
You ask, 'a mongoose?'
Aval nods.
You say, 'I thought you were a halfling'
Aval says, 'Obviously not'
Kesin says, 'My name is Kesin, Aval is a moron from Loserville'
Larsax says, 'my name is aval'
Larsax says, 'that is Larsax'
Larsax points excitedly at Kesin!
Aval says, 'No, I'm Larsax'
Kesin exclaims, 'Larsax? My name is Aval!'
Aval exclaims, 'No, HE'S AVAL!'
Larsax says, 'Sorry, I forgot, I'm Wenlin'
An immigrant grins playfully.
You exclaim, 'whoa!'
Timbo tells the group 'an immigrant appears in a swilring mist'
You say, 'its the immigrant I charmed'
You exclaim, 'bad charmie!'
Timbo says, 'Lets get him.'
An immigrant says, 'stop killing all the mobs in stonegate.'
You exclaim, 'attack!'
(15 seconds later immigrant dies from "causes unknown")
---And now---
---The dangers of practice dummy fighting---
A manx asks, 'Why would I want PRACTICE combat?'
A manx exclaims, 'I want REAL combat!!!'
A manx tries to flee.
A manx has fled.
Manx slips and falls, hitting his head on the floor!
a manx is DEAD!!
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