Likely story.
I think more likely you are both veteran cow-tippers and now fear to face the stampeding wrath of the Cud Chew Crew. Own up to your offences, my friends, and spare yourselves the primal horror of waking up to their Avengers on the Hoof (AotH), as they roll you out of your bed (People Pushing, they call it) and milk themselves all over your prone, frightened self.
--matt
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