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Well, dinosaurs go "RAWR", as you previously mentioned, and they do cut a striking figure. My problem with dino sexiness is that some of them, mainly the plant-eaters, seem to have, erm, a little extra tonnage on them. They need to hit the gym, especially the cardio machines. I also think that something like a triceratops needs to look into moisturizing. Who really wants to be makin' sweet sweet love to something whose skin makes sandpaper feel like a baby's bottom?
Might I suggest, therefore, that you offer an option for a reduced calorie diet and perhaps some circuit training for the more sedentary of dinosaurs on your mud? Maybe a spa as well so that we can work on the texture of their skin and make it more appealing to we dino fetishists.
--matt
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