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Old 03-12-2004, 08:42 AM   #11
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Name: Richard
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Previously, I wrote:

The idea struck me as amusing, so I decided to implement it, like so:

A large rat scuttles out of a nearby hole.
You stamp on the large rat's head with your left boot.
The large rat starts scuttling towards you.
You coil your legs beneath you, ready to spring.
The large rat sinks its teeth into your left boot.
You ignore the bite.
You leap up into the air.
The large rat bites uselessly at the air beneath your boots.
You land on the large rat, squashing it flat beneath your boots.
The large rat's body goes limp.

A large rat scuttles out of a nearby hole.
You pull your pair of brown leather boots off your feet.
You stamp on the large rat with your bare right foot, squashing it flat!
The large rat's body goes limp.

A large rat scuttles out of a nearby hole.
You get a large rat from the ground.
You clutch a large rat in your right hand.
You hurl your large rat at the dojo.
Your large rat bounces off harmlessly.
A large rat falls onto the ground.
A large rat rolls back onto its feet.
You get a large rat from the ground.
You clutch a large rat in your right hand.
You hurl your large rat at the dojo.
Your large rat bounces off harmlessly.
A large rat goes limp.
A large dead rat falls onto the ground.

A large rat scuttles out of a nearby hole.
You get a large rat from the ground.
You clutch a large rat in your right hand.
You swing your large rat at KaVir by its tail.
He knocks your large rat aside with his hand.
You smash your large rat into KaVir face.
A large rat goes limp.

A large rat scuttles out of a nearby hole.
You get a large rat from the ground.
You clutch a large rat in your right hand.
KaVir clutches his blood-stained steel bastard sword in his right hand.
KaVir grips the hilt of his bastard sword in both hands.
KaVir raises his bastard sword into a defensive guard.
You swing your large rat at KaVir by its tail.
He parries your large rat with his bastard sword.
A large rat goes limp.
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