I'm sure that's true, unless, of course, you discovered you suffer from the phobia of Arachibutyrophobia, or, literally "Fear of peanut butter sticking to the roof of your mouth."
Here's some info on this debilitating mental illness:
I couldn't believe these guys were for real, but I phoned them and, if it's a joke, it's an elaborate one complete with automated phone menus and eventually live operators.
--matt
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