Well, another thing to think about is if you've been planning
this thing for five years - whats another half year to year?

Grab a book on C or C++ and dig into it yourself. If you're
really desparate, that might be your best option. That way
you know it'll get done the way you want without
interference or potential violated trust issues.

Sure it might be work - but hey, thats what admins are
supposed to do, no?