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Old 04-16-2005, 09:35 PM   #25
Ilkidarios
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Here's another one (shorter than first):
step ant
You attempt to step on an ant.
Success: 200
Roll: 1
Critical Miss!
As you try to step on the ant, you suddenly start having a seizure. As you fall to the ground, your knee hits a skateboard mysteriously lying there. You roll on the skateboard out into the road. A car passes by at just the right moment to hit you in the side.
You are hit with a crushing blow of 766 damage!
You are knocked unconscious.
(That one was a bit less MUD and more D&D, but it still works. Just my ideas about the absurdity of unarmed critical misses.)
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