[Dionae]

This is a log of my faerie (Cerises) teaching an elf (Llauron) to speak Common. I don't know, I thought it was pretty cute... (It's kind of long... bear with me...)

Llauron glances to each person and seems to await a response.
You poke him in the ribs.
Llauron peers at you intently.
Llauron says something in an oddly musical language you don't understand.
Llauron tisks and shakes his head.
Cerises perks a brow.
Llauron peers intently at Folith.
You say, 'You talk funny, elfie..'
Llauron inquisitively raises an eyebrow at you.
Llauron blinks innocently.
You ask, 'Can't yous talk right?'
Llauron tilts his head to once side.
Llauron says something in an oddly musical language you don't understand.
Llauron sits down and thinks deeply.
You say, 'You should talk like a fae.'
Llauron peers questioningly at the faerie.
You nod sagely.
In faeril, you say 'Can you talk like a fae?'
Llauron says something in an oddly musical language you don't understand.
Llauron smirks.
Llauron throws back his head and cackles with insane glee!
You blink innocently at Llauron.
Llauron sizes the small being up.
Llauron hums lightly.
You ponder the question.
You shake your head.
You say, 'You's are all weird..'
Llauron peers at you intently.
Llauron says something in an oddly musical language you don't understand.
Llauron sits down and thinks deeply.
Cerises perches on the elf's shoulder.
Llauron says something in an oddly musical language you don't understand.
Llauron throws back his head and cackles with insane glee!
Llauron smirks.
Llauron gets a distracted look in his eye.
You whisper, 'See.. the humans.. they's the weirdest of them all...'.
You whisper, 'I don't think I trust them.'.
Llauron peers at you intently.
Llauron shrugs helplessly.
Cerises eyes Folith suspiciously.
Llauron points to his ear and shrugs.
Llauron sits down and thinks deeply.
Llauron says, 'Ni' alghhiel tauthr mnioer' t'
Llauron nods.
Llauron smirks.
You bat your eyelashes.
You say, 'I didn't understand a word yous said, elfie..'
Llauron asks, 'Tuatha ailier aui reils?'
Llauron blinks innocently at you.
You ask, 'Can't yous talk straight?'
Llauron asks you, 'TUATHA ailier aui REILS??'
Llauron pants heavily, he must have been working hard.
You say, 'Even aye can talk like the weird looking bigguns...'
Llauron throws his hands skyward and beggings mumbling again.
You wrinkle your nose in disdain at Folith.
You say, 'They's ugly too...'
Llauron peers at you intently.
You say, 'Now, us fae..'
Llauron says something in an oddly musical language you don't understand.
Llauron smirks.
You say, 'We's pretty-uns.'
Cerises flutters her wings.
Llauron hums lightly.
Llauron yawns.
Llauron glances around indiferently.
You frown disapprovingly.
Cerises hops off the elf's shoulder.
Llauron allows his eyes to rest on the faerie.
Llauron peers at you intently.
Llauron asks you, 'Tuatha aui?'
You raise an eyebrow inquisitively.
You ask, 'Wotcha?'
Llauron asks you, 'Mnielior aii d'dgriel?'
You say, 'Yous talk like this.'
You say, 'Heellllloooo....'
You ask, 'See?'
You say, 'It's not hard.'
Llauron blinks innocently.
Llauron shrugs helplessly.
Llauron says something in an oddly musical language you don't understand.
You say, 'Maybe you should practice sometime.'
You nod.
Llauron says to you, 'Kisah aui cer.'
You ponder the question.
You say, 'Kisah's a city.'
You nod.
You say, 'An elfie city.'
You smile happily.
You ask, 'Yous from there?'
Llauron exclaims to you, 'Kisah!'
You nod.
Llauron says to you, 'Kisah aui cer.'
Llauron nods at you in agreement.
Llauron asks you, 'd'Stonegate nieli?'
You say, 'Stonegate's a city too.'
You say, 'This city here.'
Llauron blinks innocently.
Llauron exclaims to you, 'Stonegate!'
You say, 'It smells bad cos 'a all the biggun humans.'
Llauron glances around and motions to the city.
Llauron peers at you intently.
Llauron blinks innocently.
You nod.
You say, 'It's this here city.'
You say, 'Humans.'
You poke Folith in the ribs.
Llauron scratches his head.
You say, 'Smell bad.'
Cerises holds her nose.
Llauron asks, 'Smeel?'
You nod.
Llauron shrugs helplessly.
You say, 'You know, with yer nose.'
Cerises pinches the elf's nose.
Llauron sputters.
Llauron swats the faerie's hand away.
You snicker softly.
Llauron sighs.
Llauron looks resolute..
Llauron asks you, 'd'Stonegate nieli?'
Llauron exclaims to you, 'Kisah aui cer!'
You bat your eyelashes.
Llauron taps his chest.
You say, 'Yes, Kisah...'
Cerises looks blank.
Llauron nods.
Llauron says to you, 'Kisah.. aui ... cer.'
You ask, 'Yous from Kisah?'
Llauron taps his chest, as if indicating himself.
Llauron sits down and thinks deeply.
Llauron asks you, 'frum?'
You nod.
You ask, 'It's where yer born?'
Llauron asks you, 'uos?'
Llauron sits down and thinks deeply.
You ask, 'Me?'
You point at yourself, obviously very confused.
Llauron shrugs at the faerie, as if not understanding.
You say, 'I'm not from Kisah.. silly elfie town...'
You snicker softly.
Llauron exclaims to you, 'Kisah!'
Llauron says something in an oddly musical language you don't understand.
Cerises cocks her head to the side.
Llauron exclaims to you, 'Aienae Kisah cer!'
Llauron must like you a great deal to beam at you so broadly!
You say, 'Erm..'
Llauron says to you, 'Stonegate... nae aienae.'
Llauron grimaces painfully at the thought.
You say, 'Nono, Stonegate is smelly and bad.'
You wrinkle your nose.
Llauron asks you, 'd'Stonegate nieli?'
Llauron asks, 'smeele?'
You nod.
Llauron sits down and thinks deeply.
Llauron points to his nose.
Llauron shrugs helplessly.
Llauron peers at you intently.
You say, 'Yes, smelly. It smells bad like stinky sewers.'
You point at a scruffy mutt.
You say, 'Smell him.'
You say, 'He smells nasty...'
Llauron bends down and sniffs at the dog.
Llauron grimaces painfully at the thought.
You nod at Llauron.
A scruffy mutt leaves north.
Cerises watches as the dog runs off.
Llauron blinks innocently.
Llauron grimaces painfully at the thought.
Llauron nods.
Llauron exclaims, 'AHA!'
Llauron says to you, 'smeele... ddieloi'
You say, 'Erm.. yeah.'
You smile happily.
Llauron shakes his head.
Llauron says to you, 'd'ddieloi'
Llauron says to you, 'smeele.'
Llauron nods.
Cerises grins, showing tiny pointed teeth.
You ask, 'Stonegate d'ddieloi?'
Folith sneezes.
Llauron says something in an oddly musical language you don't understand.
Llauron peers intently at Folith.
You giggle in his presence.
Folith peers intently at Llauron.
Folith looks all around.
You whisper, 'He's sneezy cause he smells bad.'.
You snicker softly.
Folith peers intently at A Stonegate Guard.
Llauron whispers, 'smeelz..'
You nod at Llauron.
Llauron whispers, 'bad?'
You whisper, 'D'ddieloi.'.
Llauron asks you, 'smeele?'
You nod.
Cerises points to her nose.
Llauron peers intently at Folith.
Llauron says to Folith, 'smeele.'
Folith bursts into tears.
Llauron asks you, 'nae d'Stonegate nieli?'
Llauron asks you, 'Kisah, nae?'
You ask, 'Wot?'
Llauron asks, 'wot?'
You say, 'I'se don't know wot you mean, elfie.'
Llauron sits down and thinks deeply.
Melchiah has arrived, riding on a knabstrup horse.
Melchiah dismounts from a knabstrup horse.
Melchiah yawns.
Melchiah sits down and rests.
Llauron sits down and thinks deeply.
Melchiah looks at Llauron.
You say, 'He..'
You point at Melchiah.
Llauron asks you, 'd'Stonegate nieli??'
You say, 'Is only half as bad.'
Melchiah says, '...'
Llauron says, 'bad..'
You say, 'Cause he's part elfie like you.. and yous don't smell.'
Llauron asks, 'elfee?'
Llauron sits down and thinks deeply.
You nod.
Llauron peers at you intently.
You say, 'Yous an elfie.'
You point at Llauron.
Llauron taps his chest and stares back to the faerie.
You say, 'And I'se a fae.'
Cerises flutters her wings.
Llauron sits down and thinks deeply.
You say, 'And he..'
You point at Folith.
You say, 'Is a smelly human.'
Llauron says, 'hoomun.'
You nod.
You say, 'Smelly.'
Melchiah stands up.
Melchiah quietly incants the words, 'feles oculusi'.
Melchiah's pupils narrow to a slit.
Melchiah hops on a knabstrup horse's back.
Llauron exclaims to you, 'smeele!'
You nod.
You smile at him.
Llauron clears his throat then taps his chest.
You say, 'And he's a halfie..'
You nudge him.
Llauron says to you, 'Gielfil.'
Llauron nods at you in agreement.
Llauron taps his chest.
Llauron points to the faerie.
Llauron says, 'Feiia.'
Melchiah dismounts from a knabstrup horse.
Melchiah quietly incants the words, 'tenebrae parma'.
Melchiah has created a shield made of darkness.
Melchiah uses a blot of inky darkness as a shield.
Melchiah hops on a knabstrup horse's back.
Llauron points to the human.
Llauron says to you, 'Mn-dwol.'
You ponder the question.
Araltizario has arrived.
Araltizario gives a quiet grunt in acknowledgement.
Llauron says to you, 'd'Gielfil cer.'
Llauron nods.
In faeril, you say 'I like to call them smelly.'
You smile happily.
Llauron points to himself.
Araltizario asks, 'Do any of y'all have an adult faerie I could buy to
accompany me on my journeys?'
You blink innocently at Araltizario.
You ask, 'Why's you want a faerie?'
Araltizario says, 'a f-a-e-r-i-e'
Araltizario says, 'They are smart and funny to travel with.'
You say, 'Well, I'm not travelling with any humans.'
You scoff.
Araltizario says, 'And they help me gain the most from my training that I
posibly can.'
Araltizario tightens his grip on a small sword, named Bloody Loss.
Melchiah yawns.
Araltizario auctions 'I am looking to buy an adult faerie, name your own price
if you have one to sell.'
You poke him in the ribs.
Araltizario gasps in astonishment.
Salja auctions 'I don't think Cerises is for sale..'
Llauron peers around himself intently.
Llauron sighs.
Araltizario grasps a flaming short sword in his right hand.
Araltizario tightens his grip on a flaming short sword.
You say, 'I'se don't think yous should be sellin' fae anyway.'
You frown disapprovingly.
Llauron peers westward.
Araltizario sighs.
Melchiah yawns.
Llauron says something in an oddly musical language you don't understand.
Llauron sighs.
Araltizario yells 'NOOOOOOOOO!!'
Araltizario's eyes start tearing up, his fists clench, and he starts to panic.
Araltizario leaves north.
You boggle at the concept.
Llauron sits down and thinks deeply.
Llauron peers around himself intently.
In faeril, you say 'Weird human...'
A mouse has arrived.
You blink innocently at A mouse.
A mouse blinks innocently at you.
Llauron asks, 'Giomn ei ael?'
Llauron sits down and thinks deeply.
A mouse leaves east.
You raise an eyebrow inquisitively.
Llauron opens his mouth to yell.
Llauron says to you, 'Giomn.'
Llauron nods at you in agreement.
You ask, 'Wots a giomn?'
You nod.
You ask, 'Wots that?'
You ponder the question.
Cerises looks inside the elf's mouth.
Llauron blinks innocently.
Llauron sighs.
Llauron begins to look desperate.
Llauron says, 'nae nieli tuaaiem.'
You say, 'I'se don't know wot yer saying elfie...'
Llauron sighs.
Llauron says, 'wot.'
Llauron shrugs helplessly.
Llauron says, 'wot elfee..'
Melchiah yawns.
You say, 'Yous an elfie.'
You point at Llauron.
Llauron nods at you in agreement.
Llauron says, 'Yus an elfee.'
You say, 'No, I'se a faerie.'
Llauron blinks innocently.
Cerises points to herself.
You say, 'Faerie.'
Melchiah looks at you.
You point at Llauron.
You say, 'Elfie.'
Llauron asks, 'Iz a faree?'
You smile happily.
You shake your head.
You say, 'Nono.'
You point at Llauron.
Llauron says, 'nono'
You say, 'Elfie.'
Llauron says, 'elfee.'
Llauron taps his chest.
You nod.
Melchiah sits down and thinks deeply.
Llauron asks, 'faree?'
Llauron points at you. How rude!
You nod at Llauron.
Llauron exclaims to you, 'Feiia!'
Llauron points at you. How rude!
Cerises grins, showing tiny pointed teeth.
You ask, 'Yous call me a feiia?'
Llauron says to Llauron, 'Gielfil.'
Mercatox has arrived.
A lion has arrived.
Llauron points at you. How rude!
Llauron says to you, 'Feiia... faree.'
Mercatox says, 'Greetings, everyone.'
Llauron nods.
You say, 'Ooh.. yous call elfies.. erm..'
Melchiah nods at Mercatox.
Llauron says to you, 'elfee... Gielfil.'
You say, 'Yous call elfies gieeelllfil.'
You nod.
Llauron exclaims to you, 'Gielfil!'
You are cheered on by Llauron... you feel so loved!
Llauron nods at you in agreement.
You smile happily.
You ask, 'Wot yous call halfies?'
Mercatox tilts his head to the side as he eavesdrop.
Llauron asks you, 'halfee?'
You say, 'They's halfies.'
Llauron sits down and thinks deeply.
Cerises points to Melchiah and Mercatox.
Llauron sits down and thinks deeply.
Melchiah mutters something quietly to himself.
Llauron glances over the half-elves.
Llauron sits down and thinks deeply.
Llauron says to you, 'Gielfil nae d'Mn-dwol.'
Llauron nods at you in agreement.
You snicker softly.
You say, 'Okay.'
You say, 'I'se just call them halfies. That's easier to say.'
Llauron says to you, 'Halfee... Giefil nae d'Mn-dwol.'
Llauron nods.
Mercatox just shakes his head.
Mercatox leaves north.
A lion leaves north.
Llauron sits down and thinks deeply.
Llauron says to you, 'halfee...'
Llauron grunts loadly then chuckles.
Melchiah gets a purple mushroom from A satchel.
Melchiah leaves north, riding on a knabstrup horse.
Llauron asks you, 'Gielfil nae d'Mn-dwol.. smeele?'
You ponder the question.
You say, 'Only half as smelly.'
Llauron asks you, 'haf?'
You nod.
You say, 'Half is not quite as much.'
Cerises pulls her arms apart, then brings them closer together.
Llauron asks, 'hiyel Gielfil nae d'Mn-dwol... haf?'
You nod.
You say, 'They's half a gielfil and half a mn'dwol.'
Llauron asks you, 'Gielfil a Mn-dwol... haf?'
You nod.
Llauron nods at you in agreement.
Llauron says to you, 'haf smeele.'
Cerises grins, showing tiny pointed teeth.
Llauron says to you, 'haf d'aienae.'
You ask, 'Wots a aienae?'
Llauron sits down and thinks deeply.
Llauron wraps his harms around himself and smiles warmly.
Llauron peers at you intently.
You ponder the question.
Llauron sits down and thinks deeply.
Llauron ponts to his face, which holds a whistful and longing expression, as if he
was in love.
You ask, 'Erm.. aienae is.. good stuff..?'
Llauron asks you, 'good stuhf?'
You nod.
You say, 'Like blue-haired fae, and flowers, and puppies.'
Llauron asks you, 'd'anienae... good stuhf?'
You say, 'I'se don't know. But it sounds like it.'
Llauron nods at you in agreement.
Llauron sits down and thinks deeply.
Llauron exclaims to you, 'Kisah aienae cer!'
Llauron beams broadly at nothing in particular.
Llauron sighs longingly.
You ask, 'Ooh.. Kisah is good?'
You say, 'And happy. It's... home.'
You smile happily.
Llauron says to you, 'good? Aye... aienae.'
Llauron asks you, 'hom?'
You say, 'Home is where you live. It's Kisah for you.'
Llauron says to you, 'Kisah.. cweliel.'
You ask, 'Cweliel?'
Llauron points to a house building.
Llauron nods at you in agreement.
You nod.
Llauron grins playfully.
Llauron says to you, 'Kisah d'cweliel.'
Llauron nods at you in agreement.
Llauron sighs.
You say, 'I'se should teach you fae. It's a lot better language than the silly
biggun talk.'
You snicker softly.
Llauron asks you, 'Feiia?'
You nod.
In faeril, you say 'Like this.'
Llauron sits down and thinks deeply.
Llauron says something in an oddly musical language you don't understand.
Llauron sits down and thinks deeply.
Llauron says to you, 'Feiia d'fa-miena..'
You ask, 'Fae-miena?'
You bat your eyelashes.
Llauron grimaces and gets a look of frustration on his face.
Llauron nods at you in agreement.
Llauron sits down and thinks deeply.
Llauron points to a stone.
Llauron picks up the stone and attempts to crush it, but cannot.
Llauron drops the stone.
Llauron knocks on the stone and look sup to the faerie.
You raise an eyebrow inquisitively.
Llauron sits down and thinks deeply.
Llauron shrugs helplessly.
You say, 'I'se don't get it.'
Llauron says something in an oddly musical language you don't understand.
Llauron blinks innocently.
Llauron points to the stone again.
Llauron peers at you intently.
Llauron shrugs helplessly.
Cerises peers at the stone.
Llauron presses and knocks on the stone.
You say, 'I'se not a rock silly.'
Llauron sits down and thinks deeply.
Llauron peers at you intently.
Llauron exclaims to you, 'Feiia hiyel d'fa-miena!'
Cerises cocks her head to the side.
Llauron attempts to correct his previous statement.
Llauron points to the rock, then points to the faerie's mouth.
You bat your eyelashes.
You say, 'I talk...'
You ponder the question.
Llauron then grimaces and attempts to speak soemthign that would spound
"faeish", but fails miserably, then points back to the solid rock.
You ask, 'Yous mean talking like a fae is hard?'
Llauron peers at you intently.
In faeril, you say 'It's not hard, it's easy.'
Llauron says to you, 'Feiia.. '
You smile happily.
Llauron grimaces painfully at the thought.
Llauron points to himself and shakes his head.
Llauron chuckles politely.
Cerises grins, showing tiny pointed teeth.
You say, 'You just need wings.. you'd talk like a fae in no time.'
Llauron asks you, 'wingz?'
You gesture and glittering dust swirls around Llauron and his feet rise off the
ground.
You exclaim, 'Fly!'
Llauron gasps in astonishment.
Llauron looks down to the ground and repeats the word "wingz".
You ask, 'Can yous talk like a fae any better now?'
Llauron peers at you intently.
In faeril, you say 'Talk like this.'
You smile happily.
Llauron asks you, 'Faree?'
You nod.
Llauron attempts to repeat the faerie but cannot.
You frown disapprovingly.
Llauron sighs.
Llauron shrugs helplessly.
You say, 'Maybe it's hard cos yer so big...'
Llauron says to you, 'Nae tuaaiem Feiia.'
You say, 'You should shrink to fae size.'
You nod.
Llauron asks you, 'sizz?'
You nod.
You say, 'Size.'
Llauron sits down and thinks deeply.
You say, 'It's how big you are.'
You say, 'Like.. I'se small.'
Llauron peers at you intently.
Cerises holds two fingers close together.
Llauron says to you, 'smahl.'
You say, 'And yous and those other bigguns are big.'
Cerises stretches her arms out wide.
Llauron asks you, 't'niel... smahl?'
You say, 'Erm..'
You nod.
Llauron asks you, 'biggunz?'
You say, 'Yous a biggun.'
You point at Llauron.
You say, 'And he's a biggun.'
You point at A Stonegate Guard.
Llauron points to himself.
Llauron shakes his head.
Llauron says to you, 'Gielfil.'
Llauron nods at you in agreement.
Llauron points at himself, obviously very confused.
You say, 'But.. yous big.'
Llauron asks you, 'big?'
Cerises stretches her arms out wide.
You say, 'Big.'
Llauron says to you, 'ahah!! big... t'mio'
You smile happily.
Llauron points to the faerie.
Llauron says to you, 't'niel'
You say, 'So yous and humans and other bigguns are.. t'mio..uns...'
You snicker softly.
Llauron points at himself, obviously very confused.
Llauron says to you, 't'mio.'
You nod.
Llauron sits down and thinks deeply.
Llauron asks you, 't'mio-uns?'
Llauron smirks.
Llauron nods at you in agreement.
You smile happily.
Llauron exclaims to you, 't'mio-uns!'
Llauron chuckles politely.
Llauron tickles you - ho ho ho.
You giggle.
Llauron asks you, 't'niel-uns?'
Llauron peers at you intently.
You ponder the question.
You nod.
Llauron nods at you in agreement.
Llauron must like you a great deal to beam at you so broadly!
Llauron says to you, 'Elfee big.'
You nod.
You say, 'And faerie small.'
Llauron says to you, 'faree smahl..'
Llauron says to you, 'a Feiia t'niel.'
Llauron nods.
You nod.
Llauron sits down and thinks deeply.
Llauron shakes his head.
Llauron says to you, 'Feiia d't'niel.'
Llauron nods.
Llauron smirks.
Llauron says to you, 'feiia... t'niel... nae.'
Llauron says to you, 'feiia... t'niel-uns... nae.'
Llauron blushes.
Cerises grins, showing tiny pointed teeth.
Llauron says, 'Feiia... d't'niel.'
Llauron nods at you in agreement.
You nod.
Llauron says to you, 'a Gielfil... t'mio-uns? ... nae.'
Llauron says to you, 'Gielfil... d't'mio.'
Llauron nods.
You nod.
Llauron asks you, 'Gobbo?'
Llauron snickers softly.
You shudder at the horror and repress tears.
Llauron asks you, 'd't'mio?'
You say, 'Gobbos..'
Llauron comforts you.
Llauron grimaces painfully at the thought.
You say, 'They's pull off wings.'
You frown disapprovingly.
Llauron peers around himself intently.
Cerises flutters her wings.
You say, 'Wings.'
Llauron nods at you in agreement.
You say, 'S'wot makes a fae a fae.'
Melchiah has arrived.
A knabstrup horse has arrived.
Melchiah hops on a knabstrup horse's back.
You say, 'Them gobbos are mean and pulls them off.'
Llauron says to you, 'Feiia... wingz... dionaa.'
Melchiah grumbles and growls. You wonder what's wrong...
Llauron exclaims to you, 'gobbos smeele!'
You nod at Llauron..and then nod again.
Llauron exclaims to you, 'd'dieloi!'
You say, 'They's smell worse than the humans.'
Llauron exclaims to you, 'd'ddieloi!'
Llauron gasps in astonishment.
Llauron exclaims to you, 'Ehioni cer!'
Llauron sighs.
Llauron frowns.
Llauron sobs in misery.
You ask, 'Wots wrong?'
Llauron taps himself on the chest.
Llauron says to you, 'cer.'
Llauron nods.
You ask, 'Cer?'
Llauron says to you, 'ehioni....'
Llauron points away, and stands.
Melchiah leaves south, riding on a knabstrup horse.
Llauron stands up.
Llauron sighs.
Llauron says to you, 'cer... Llauron.'
Llauron nods.
Llauron taps his chest.
You ponder the question.
Llauron glances back and forth from the road to the faerie.
You ask, 'That's yous name?'
Llauron sits down and thinks deeply.
Llauron shrugs helplessly.
Llauron waves goodbye to you. Have a good journey.
You wave goodbye to Llauron.
Llauron says to you, 'Ehioni cer.'
Llauron nods at you in agreement.
You say, 'Bye elfie.'
Llauron bows before you.
Llauron says to you, 'ghiel Feiia.'
Llauron nods.
Llauron waves happily.
Llauron leaves south.