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Re: Dirty math jokes?
Q: How are math and sex the same?
A: I don't get either one.
Q. How do you teach a blond math?
A. Subtract her clothes, divide her legs, and square root her.
What is 69 and 69?
Dinner for four..
Q: If you go to bed 8 hours before you have to wake up, and your wife wants to have 2 hours of sex, how much sleep will you get?
A: 7 hours, 57 minutes - who cares what she wants!
I want to be a derivative so I can be tangent to your curves.
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