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Old 05-10-2002, 01:08 AM   #23
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I was running a little contest to let players help my lazy butt with a description/poofs/title..

[ 369] Wenlin: ImmStuff
Date: Thu May 9 21:56:25 2002
To: Salja
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Salja, lover of cute bunnies!
Salja, smiter of spiders!
Salja loves Wenlin!
Salja, that other imm-person...

Salja walks in because she can't afford car insurance.
Salja taps you on the shoulder.
Salja has been watching you for the past hour and thinks you're boring.
Watch out! Salja is trying to steal your wallet!
Salja comes in and offers you some refried beans.
Salja trudges in, leaning on her staff.
Salja gives you a <color> rune shard, and immediately steals it back!
Salja bounces in riding Calletanian.
Salja offers to play cards with you to pass the time.
Salja is gone! No flashing lights or pretty magic; just...gone!
(oops, that should be for poofout)
Salja appears! No flashing lights or pretty magic; just...appears!
A tall dark and handsome elf named Salja asks to marry you.
Salja taps her foot impatiently at you, looking at the sundial.
Salja wonders why there are extremely powerful mage SERFS in a
feudal system.
Salja rides in wildly on a mine cart!
Salja speeds into the ground, kicking up a mushroom of blue dust.
Salja carefully counts her dead immortal-head collection and turns to you!
Salja flies in on a broom, cackling madly!
Salja stumbles in, looking rather drunk.
You are forced to your knees in a bow as Salja sits on her throne.
You are unwittingly helping Salja plot to dethrone Terloch!



ooh, that's enough poofins...


Salja trudges away, leaning on her staff.
Salja takes all the gold and runs away!
Salja runs home yelling something about dinner
Salja runs home yelling something about car insurance.
Salja runs home yelling something about silly mages.
Salja runs home yelling something about [insert funny thing here]
(YES, LEAVE THAT AS IT IS,----------------------------------------------/^)
Salja's strangle leaves her with enough lag to run out of ideas and escape!
Salja runs away with her dearest honey, Wenlin.
Salja eats 10 cans of beans and floats away like a balloon.
The whole world revolves around Salja. She just flew into the sun.


Feel free to put this on TMS.

Wenlin - Can write in blue!!
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